Burn, Nic Cage, Burn!

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WICKER MAN remake trailer is up
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/thewickerman/hd/

I know this has been mentioned on other threads but thought it deserved its own special place. This is shaping up for a real "banner" year for cage with this dreck & the WTC opus. Also, putting flick in American context = mega-dud. Neil LaBute being director is weird as hell, too.

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought this would be about Ghost Rider. It doesn't matter though, both movies look like they're going to be pretty rotten. At least Nic has a camp moustache for the WTC movie.

Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i forgot GR - trifecta of cheese!

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Now why did he win an Oscar again?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

don't look too bad actually, although it won't be able to match the creepiness of the original.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Was the head-on collision/exploding-girl in the original?

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

> Now why did he win an Oscar again?

It wasn't for "Raising Arizona" but if you want to remember why you care, that's the one to watch.

Valley Girl is so long ago now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

the original opens with the seaplane landing to the sweet sounds of "corn rigs"

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

"In the original, Woodward's character was a virgin, making him ideal for sacrifice. That element has been ditched from the remake, because it was thought that while audiences would accept the idea of an American community that practised human sacrifice, the idea of a grown-up virgin was just too farfetched.

Instead, Cage's character has acquired a serious allergy to bees and travels with a bee-sting kit, as well as rosary beads and self-help tapes."

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned OTM - he actually was quite appealing in a goofy sort of way back then, now....... well, it's hard not to laugh.

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"virginity? no way... how about a severe bee allergy?"

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

it's an allergory!

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

the idea of a grown-up virgin was just too farfetched

Clearly someone needs to mashup this movie with a certain Steve Carell vehicle.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

"the last american wicker virgin man"

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"the lion, the witch and the wicker man"

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

rumble fish
the cotton club
peggy sue got married
moonstruck
wild at heart
(kinda) leaving las vegas
bringing out the dead
adaptation
(mostly kinda) matchstick men
(stretching, but kinda) the weather man

he's been in plenty of pretty good movies... what contemporary actors (or rather, movie stars) who have been in as many movies as he has have been in this many good ones?
he's not my favorite actor or anything, but seriously, who has?

also, labute can be awesome. an actor who has done some good shit (and recently), a director who has done some good shit (and recently), combined with an awesome story and something that seems completely untranslatable to a mainstream audience, this should at least be interesting, right?

firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

no.

sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm tempted to say, "This could work, but only if they kill him at the end." But I spent a lot of time saying a similar thing about "V for Vendetta" -- "This could work, but only if they leave the terrorist angle in," and they did, but it turned out to be worse than an angry disappointment, it was a snooze. There are many ways a movie can be bad.

sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: Nic Cage vs. Bill Murray as best middle-aged droopy face guy who's kinda lost his way and just sighs a lot through the picture, until he finds something to care about again like his family or a hot girl half his age.

Cage was miscast as Brad's Bud in "Fast Times." Shoulda been The Anthony Edwards Stoner Bud and vice-versa.

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! No one can top the original Wicker Man! Maybe the idea someone had on another thread of Alan Whicker chatting with Lord Summerisle through the whole movie, but otherwise, NOOOOOO!!!!! And WTF, bee stings? Is he going to be lured into his sacrificial pagan trap by an Epi-pen? And this preview. It sounds like they got fucking fake Charlotte Church to do this score, not fake Comus! Where the hell is this modern rural America where they sell only Irish sailor sweaters for the men and Cindy Brady dresses for the little girls and write school ledgers in inkwell calligraphy? I am pissed. Pissed!

Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://cinema.gothic.ru/moviestills/vampires_kiss4.jpg

he might not actually remember much about making Vampire's Kiss, but he was pretty great in it.

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:45 (eighteen years ago) link

No Paul Giovanni, no credibility.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

he might not actually remember much about making Vampire's Kiss, but he was pretty great in it.

You just love the cockroach consumption.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link

pffft. the cockroach eating is totally over-hyped. it doesn't even make the top twenty best moments in that film!

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a feeling you should start a Vampire's Kiss thread if there isn't one already. (T/S that vs. The Dark Backward)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

well i dunno if i have that much to say about it, but i do think he should seriously consider wearing these plastic bitey teeth for all future films.

http://www.kino.orc.ru/js/review/stills/vampire_kiss1.jpg

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

T/S:

http://www.houseofhorrors.com/wicker2.jpg
Vs.
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f122/robhatchmiller/ellen.jpg

I think we all know who wins.

Hatch (Hatch), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

God this looks bad. Part of the greatness of the original is the texture it gains through the depiction of pagan culture (both its good and bad points), but here they seem to have become boring old satanists. Bet he doesn't die at the end.

chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Thursday, 8 June 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

You know what I'm still mad about? When they got Nic Cage, John Malkovich, and Jon Cusack together to make a movie. The result? Con Air.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I love the original but I'm not totally put off by an American remake. If - IF - it can tap into the older, wierder American folk culture as the original utilised British pagan/folk songs and ceremonies.

No Paul Giovanni, no credibility.

Yeah, the music was so integral to the original, it'll be crucial as to what is used in the remake.

David Orton (scarlet), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I spent several hours in the company of someone whose favourite films ever is Vampire's Kiss the other day and he talked about it for a very very very long time. It sounded appalling, but if that's what the fake plastic teeth is all about, then I may revise that opinion.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago) link

If - IF - it can tap into the older, wierder American folk culture as the original utilised British pagan/folk songs and ceremonies.

It'll be boring old satanists all the way, mark my words.

chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Saw the trailer yesterday. Nic Cage shouting "Who is the WICKER MAN?!?!" ... this might be the most rofflicious remake of all time. That's the best we can hope for anyway.

ledge (ledge), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

This is going to be a banner year for rofflicious Nic Cage movies.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

sounds appalling

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 26 June 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
ANYONE SEE IT?

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 4 September 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

seeing it today... will report back

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 4 September 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

oh noes bees

stet (stet), Monday, 4 September 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

God I hate Nicolas Cage so much. Barry Norman really put his finger on it when he said that the problem with Nicolas Cage is that he makes it all look so hard. He looks like he's doing hard sums all the time in every fucking film he's in. I hate him. He's plodding and boring and where anyone got the idea that his horsey face is even vaguely attractive is beyond me.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 4 September 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I tried to watch the original but gave up after discovering it's a MUSICAL. A horrible, hippie pagan musical.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 4 September 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

you're insane

btw this was so fucking awful... what a joke. totally idiotic, misogynistic, everything good about the original excised in favour of horrible back-story and renaissance faire bullshit

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

TRISH YOU RULE

I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

yes you do!

jed_ (jed), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Fellow Chilxor Milkmaid and I have tentative plans to wait outside local theaters and immolate one attendee from each showing in protest of this remake.

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Monday, 4 September 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

from the first post on the thread: Neil LaBute being director is weird as hell, too.

when the opening credits ran I was like 'hey that name is familiar, what else did he direct again?' and then I moved on, but by the time Nicolas Cage is screaming "YOU BITCHES" at the top of his lungs I was like 'oh yeah, now I remember'

goes without saying that it can't even begin to compare to the original, and the direction is very very very poor, so much leaden tedium, great casting but phoned in acting, etc. but the film's fantastically paranoid gender war spin on the original is so unbelievable, when it turns the final corner and begins underlining it's female-thesis, it goes over the line into watchably bad. I saw this on a date with a friend was laughing hysterically through the last third and on the way out she said 'well, what are you even going to do with that'

milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i know right?? when nic cage starts punching teenage girls in the face it really enters gonzo badness territory

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone else find it strange that he won an Oscar once upon a time?

trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

no

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

i think half his problem is that he's in almost literally every movie that comes out

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

both cages looking v. shatner-esque

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

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Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

Aw, nuts.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbov8rzwaD1qa9bmvo1_1280.jpg

Time for dude to live the dream and get a Beach Boys biopic going. Set in 1975.

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/3655/1975qh9.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

Cage looks waaay more zonked out than BW

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

This is true.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

Did an actor ever prematurely age as overnight as NC? Looks his age in Rumblefish, Peggy Sue etc etc...suddenly we're up to Face/Off and he looks 10 years older than he is.

Younger than Depp, Pitt, Cruise lest we forget

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

funny he was already playing a dad (of sorts) in 1987

da croupier, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

also pairing up with kathleen turner and cher

da croupier, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118061012

Nicolas Cage in talks to star in 'Left Behind' reboot

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

I'm all for a reboot as long as it means better CGI.

pplains, Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

that's perfect for him. he really always picks the most Nic Cageian roles. which the world is better for imo

Chris S, Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

Did an actor ever prematurely age as overnight as NC? Looks his age in Rumblefish, Peggy Sue etc etc...suddenly we're up to Face/Off and he looks 10 years older than he is.

― Master of Treacle, Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:26 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

roids

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

Nic Cage has already made a movie about the rapture, wtf

da croupier, Saturday, 20 October 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

How soon we forget the suited alien angels of Know1ng!!!

da croupier, Saturday, 20 October 2012 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

"Stolen" made $300,000 in the US box office and was pulled after two weeks. Budget: $35 million

abanana, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

Another day, another story. Via Idris Elba:

Yeah - Nic Cage came back one day on set, and he came down to set and he looked a little bit tired, a little bit - kind of like he'd ben up all night. So I was like "hey Nic man, how you doing man" and he said "i'm alright' and I said "You seem a little spoked out" and he said "Yeah man, I went up to Dracula's castle...the ruins up in the mountains, and I stayed the night" and i said "What?! Why|?" and he said "I just had to channel the energy, and it was pretty spooky up there." We were shooting in Romania, Transylvania, and he just went up there to spend the night, as you do.

And then he walked away.

True story.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link

<3

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link

Bran Castle is a massive tourist attraction, tbf.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 20 September 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Saw "Vampire's Kiss" last night for the first time.

I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 January 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

I think it's seriously underrated.

There's a lot of people who think the humour undermines the seriousness of his major crime but I think it was all done very well. I didn't find that aspect too jarring but it does come as a shock.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 17 January 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

Post-film discussions were mostly on whether or not any of the film was real, and if some parts were real and others weren't, where the cutoff was. He seemed to think the bat was the catalyst, I think he was just slipping into insanity over the course of the whole movie.

Him reciting the ABC's like a lunatic was awesome. Also the scene where he first has the fake teeth and is prowling around that club. Ghost Rider comes close to this level of insanity, but this is easily the most OTT performance I have seen of his.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

did anyone see that nic cage/paul schrader film that was in theaters for about two days?

I dunno. (amateurist), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link

Light Sleeper II: Port of Call?

Zings of Oblivion (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 18 January 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

Ghost Rider comes close to this level of insanity, but this is easily the most OTT performance I have seen of his.

check out Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call, it's a crazy movie as a whole but there are some real "holy shit" scenes in there. like, way past the usual self-parody thing that Cage does.

Vampire's Kiss indeed is underrated - though I kinda understand since it's a tough one to describe. it's not exactly a comedy, is it?

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

I always think of it as a good companion piece to American Psycho. I'm sure the comparison has been made a million times.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 18 January 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

Vampire's Kiss was the first movie I ever saw Cage in. I don't think he's ever equaled his performance in it.

nic cage is an essential movie star, love him. i will never complain abt his presence in a movie though i may lol at it.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link

I just wanna give a shout out to this scene from Bad Lieutenant, every time I see it it's even crazier than I remembered. And to think it takes place before his character goes really nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8otgTeqyjMI

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

did anyone see his David Gordon Green noncamp movie?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

Love that little speech he rehearses when he's waiting in a line in Leaving Las Vegas. I kept expecting him to get nuttier later on but it just becomes quieter and it's quite sad.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

A report from the field

Just received the best press release of 2017:

"NICOLAS CAGE IS IN NO WAY ENGAGED WITH AN ENDORSEMENT FOR JAPANESE SNACK FOOD BRAND RISKA" pic.twitter.com/XmOGM0Qq66

— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) October 11, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link

easily the worst news of the day

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 12 October 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GMgXMHz.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 12 October 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

three months pass...
one year passes...

A vision.

there is a direct to video movie from the late '80s that Nicolas Cage randomly appears in. this is the entirety of his performance. pic.twitter.com/j0YcJSJ8Oy

— A Cruel Angel's Beavis (@alex_navarro) July 24, 2019

the movie is called Never on Tuesday and it's never been released outside of VHS. which is how it should stay.

— A Cruel Angel's Beavis (@alex_navarro) July 24, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link

interesting encapsulation of his career there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is a damn treat, it turns out.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 April 2022 22:54 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

The apotheosis is here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LmO6rmDW08

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 January 2023 18:18 (one year ago) link

this is a sequel to Vampires Kiss right

frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Posted this on the San Francisco thread since that's where it's going to be at but a week from tonight Zach Schonfeld and I will be talking about his great book How Coppola Became Cage:

https://www.booksmith.com/cage-book

And if possible we'll see about recording it!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 July 2024 17:45 (two months ago) link

Longlegs is the first Nicholas Cage film I've seen since, I don't know, maybe Adaptation or Snake Eyes, whichever one came later. I've had no interest in whatever he's been doing since his elevation to cult-figure status.

But I like a good serial-killer film, so I thought it was worth a chance. In some prior universe, Cage would have played the detective...Went off the rails in the last 20 minutes, when it starts explainin' stuff, but before that, grim and reasonably effective. The point of it all, I don't know. It's got something to do with Bill Clinton, and a lot of something to do with T. Rex.

clemenza, Sunday, 28 July 2024 01:22 (two months ago) link

Looked at his filmography. I think I saw The Weather Man--that'd be the last one.

clemenza, Sunday, 28 July 2024 01:26 (two months ago) link

Hated nearly every single thing about Longlegs. Alicia Witt is fine until her character becomes too ridiculous.

Chris L, Sunday, 28 July 2024 01:27 (two months ago) link

I thought there was directorial skill in the first two parts, a few nice compositions, a decent build-up. Part three was preposterous.

clemenza, Sunday, 28 July 2024 01:30 (two months ago) link

Fascinating stuff I didn't know about the director, Osgood Perkins (from the Vulture review):

Perkins, for his part, is creating a Freudian cocktail from autobiographical elements. His father was Anthony Perkins, a closeted actor who died of complications from AIDS in 1992 and was best known for playing the title character in Psycho, a motel manager who takes orders from a psychological construct of the mother he murdered for her sexual appetites, and who still haunts him. Perkins’s mother was model, actress, and photographer Berry Berenson, who died on 9/11 while traveling in one of the hijacked planes that crashed into the World Trade Center a day before what would have been the anniversary of her husband’s death.

clemenza, Sunday, 28 July 2024 03:33 (two months ago) link

"Looked at his filmography. I think I saw The Weather Man--that'd be the last one."

Every fibre of my being wanted to reply with "actually it was The Wicker Man". With the word "wicker" in double italics.

But he was in a film called The Weather Man. It came out in 2005. He was a weatherman, although nowadays you have to call them weatherpeople or weatherpersons. They get offended if you call them weathermen.

I hope he completes the trilogy by appearing in a film called The Wither Man. Except that it would be The Wither Person get out of my head.

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 28 July 2024 22:14 (two months ago) link

And here's the recording! Turn up the volume, the recording level was low.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRFiu_G9dU

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 August 2024 17:13 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

heard a description of Leaving Las Vegas, which I haven't seen since the 90s, and realized that both of Cage's Oscar nominations have been for roles in which he played a screenwriter (Adaptation being the other)

jaymc, Monday, 30 September 2024 01:13 (four days ago) link


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