losing virginity

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Do I lose my virginity by having an orgasm during sex, or do I lose it just by having sex?

― John Jenny (dow069), Saturday, 20 May 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Shut the fuck up and get offa my computer.

― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 20 May 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you just lost it by asking!

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 20 May 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm taking your virginity from you right now, and you'll have to get it back.

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Saturday, 20 May 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Depends on what stupid yardstick "the kids" are defining "virginity loss" ass these days, although I believe it's the just-having-sex part.

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Saturday, 20 May 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 20 May 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT SAID, if you or someone you know hasn't lost his/her viriginity yet, the worst way to lose it is to find someone to "just have sex" with who may have more than just sex in mind for you... This isn't a race to be cool. No one should be used in a case like this, no matter who is involved. Fuck peer pressure.

(Someone is going to bring in the "well, it might be ok if someone just uses a clean escort service, at least so one gets over this socially brought-up anxiety"... I know it.)

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Saturday, 20 May 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"virginity loss" ass

A recognized medical condition by now, I'm sure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 20 May 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, what was Shelley Long's real name, as opposed to her she-male name?

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Saturday, 20 May 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

perhaps it's a serious question.

― danny invincible (michael w.), Saturday, 20 May 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

a friend used to insist (and perhaps still does) that he hadn't lost his virginity as his first time was halted immediately after, er, entry. I insisted that penetration had taken place, so he was no longer virginic. Still not sure who was right.

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Saturday, 20 May 2006 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

You'll know you aren't a virgin anymore when the fountain of gold coins come out.

― Dan (Magical Moment) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 May 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

This, sadly, probably is a serious question. A friend of mine worked at Planned Parenthood for years, and you wouldn't believe the kind of shit boys ask about sex. Boys are retarded, apparently.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, the more i think about it the thread starter raises an interesting question.

penis not in vagina = still a virgin
post-coitus = not a virgin

BUT at what point is the virginity lost? Surely there is a grey area?
would a penetration depth of one centimetre suffice?
could he, say, merely brush the labia with his glans and claim he had entered the world of men?

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

He hasn't entered shit.

― Dan (Just Saying) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

penis not in vagina = still a virgin
post-coitus = not a virgin

More like

has a hymen = virgin
bloody spot on the sheets = not a virgin

Virginity is a social construct created solely for women, and men don't need to worry about it. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan you know you don't have a hymen anymore.

― Dan (Who Are You Kidding) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a filthy whore.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess girls can be just as clueless -- I remember a friend in high school asking me about the state of her virginity. She didn't know if she had kept her purity or not. Apparently, she had had sex, but he pulled out and "shot it on my tummy" (her words). She wondered if not having semen inside her was the proof of virginity. I assured her that this is not the case, and she is surely sullied for other men, and she should hide in shame.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Sunday, 21 May 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Take care daughter dear
Don’t dream of many gallant men tonight
Take care daughter dear
For the doctor comes to steal your goods in the dead of night
Every sigh he’ll hear
So wear your relic near
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight

Oh father dear
I dreamed last night a man sat on my bed
And I fear
When I awoke I could not find my maidenhead
Every sigh he’ll hear
So wear your relic near
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight

He’ll have you all
You fine young ladies pure as fallen snow
He’ll have you all
If you think upon improper things the doctor will know
Every sigh he’ll hear
So wear your relic near
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 21 May 2006 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i say, if you put it in the girl's vagina then your not a virgin, weather you cum or not. If you put it in the girl's butt then you (they guy) do not lose your virginity, but the girl has lost her ass virginity.

― gigaty (vebroll), Sunday, 21 May 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I was slightly angstful as to whether or not I'd lost my virginity for a while - it didn't really work the first time.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Sunday, 21 May 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

These days, the kids tell me, the bar is higher. If you haven't put it in somebody's butt you're technically still a virgin. Which is what I think Dan was saying.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:07 (seventeen years ago) link

He hasn't entered shit.

-- Dan (Just Saying) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), Saturday. (Dan Perry)

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:08 (seventeen years ago) link

donut, too:

Depends on what stupid yardstick "the kids" are defining "virginity loss" ass these days, although I believe it's the just-having-sex part.

-- ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (dot@dot.dot), May 20th, 2006 9:34 PM. (donut) (later) (link)

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"These days, the kids tell me, the bar is higher. If you haven't put it in somebody's butt you're technically still a virgin"

Suddenly The 40 Year-Old Virgin just became very relevant!

― timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Take care daughter dear
Don’t dream of many gallant men tonight
Take care daughter dear
For the doctor comes to steal your goods in the dead of night

Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight..........

etc

why o why do so many messageboarders type out lyrics from their favourite bands when they think it's relevant to the topic? Don't they realize it's just tiresome?-alright so the guy is only about 15, but even so. Without the music, delivery, phrasing etc, most lyrics are pretty shite, the one above no exception. I know that as you typed you were hearing it in your head in all its glory, (did you take a break to headbang/airguitar the solo?) but transcribed it's just dull and pointless. I don't care what music you like, there's another forum for that, and if I were a moderator I would instantly bin all such posts. Ok, quote a line-if you must- but not the whole fookin song, fade out included. At least this one hasn't typed out the entire chorus (often consisting of only one, repeated line) 3 or 4 times in the same post as I've seen some do. What a waste of time (mine and theirs)

― Mr Tutt (sti:v), Monday, 22 May 2006 09:34 (seventeen years ago) link

There's this thing called cut and paste, you know.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 May 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

For what it's worth, the night I remember as "the night I lost my virginity", there was no actual penetration going on. On the other hand, I have virtually no memory of the first time I *did* do that.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 22 May 2006 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Exception to rule: Lordi lyrics.
(x)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 22 May 2006 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Does it count when a woman "loses her maidenhead" while horse-riding (or on a trampoline, like my very down-to-earth female cousin!)

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 22 May 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

about as much as it counts when a dude roots a fleshlight

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 22 May 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Tutt otm.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Proper vaginal penetration is the generally accepted definition of 'losing it' I think. Which is something of a shame for me since this happened almost 5 years after my first sexual experience.

― Cracks (Crackity), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh, it happened about 6 years after mine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

You two should work on synchronising your story.

― Gerard (Gerard), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Which of them has the vagina?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Looking back on my MSN archives from 2004, when my friend was wondering along the lines of this topic (for him a highly traumatic personal crisis), I discovered that I very insensitively decided to say "Dude, when you know the booty, you know the duty".

No wonder we don't speak so much any more........

― logged out!!!! (JTS), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, Tutt - I'll run all my posts by you first to make sure they won't offend your delicate sensibilities. LOL 15.
xpost

ps - your post was longer than mine, you wacky guy.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

true fact:

i lost my virginity to a singapore prostitute
at the ripe age of twenty one.

spent the next ten years fucking everyone
in sight, trying to figure out what the
big deal was.

― Calliope Marakasu (lissajou), Thursday, 25 May 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

I know I'm breaking the rules, but I'm only reviving this because I want a thread connection with

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