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I would say nothing unless she's my extremely close friend e.g. I would share a bed with. I think you should respect her way of makeup because it's her face.
There were 2 guys came up to me and said I look nicer without any makeup on (MAN! I was only wearing the sheerest foundation + the sheerest dust of powder, some eyeshadow, mascara and a lipgloss) I felt extremely offended and think they are very under-educated, irrespectful and shows no sign of gentlemanism. I put on makeup means I respect our meeting but when I heard something like this I just wanted to shoot them.

Hahaha "only".

Yes, but very like the Weber grill review/parody, all of this is irrelevant beside the fac thtat it's just not very amusing. Neither intentionally nor unintentionally.

I don't know, "the grill does not know how" is pretty funny.
The grill can't help it.

allan ellian? Kenan's Worst... Aah, never mind.

Funniest thing on this thread so far.

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Not really a review, per se, but there you have it anyways.

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4.0 out of 5 stars An insight into Catholicism vs. Homosexuality, 19 Jun 2001
By A Customer
An outstanding work - for all those interested in the MALE form.
An intriguing play on the male psyche - juxtaposing multiple themes: unrequited love; social acceptance of sexual thought; the demands of society upon the individual; sexual desire in an exlusively male environment; and the requirements imposed by religion values.

Jarman explores the ancient Roman Garrison philosophy - that to love ones fellow man (in the most intimate way) leads to a bonding which instills a greater will to fight to the death in order to protect ones comrade in arms

Sebastian, a catholic, has difficulty in forming the social and sexual bonds defined by this 'garrison philosophy' as a result of his devout relgious beliefs. His commanding officer finds Sebastian intriguing, captivating, alluring. Sebastian's reluctance to respond to his superior's desires only makes him more desirable. There is a definate affection between the two, but the demands of Sebastians religion and the social standing of both men place their attaraction above the common place male bonding which surrounds them. Ultimately their relationship is doomed, as the society of which they are a part are threatened by, and so condemns, the 'true' love to which they each aspire

"Sebastian" contains possibly THE most classic "homo-erotic" playfight. This, for me as a young heterosexual man, was thrilling, arousing and to some degree disturbing. I left this film questioning many aspects of my own sexual orientation, and at the same time allowed me to affirm many of the feelings that I had. There is little doubt, that watching this film will answer, no confirm, many questions one may have about their own sexuality

A fantastic film, although perhaps lengthy - it is filled with some memorable cinematography. Jarmen works well on close-ups and symbolic imagery. His style captures the many and varied emotions of the protagonists, allowing the viewer to fill in many of the 'moments' with their own perceptions, experiences and expectations.

Best advice is to watch the film alone, with a BIG bag of Dorito's, salsa dip needed and maybe a bottle or two of a good red.

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a BIG bag of dorito's

Omg I really want a big bag of doritos now tho

I can't help thinking that a BIG bag of doritos plus a bottle or two of red wine consumed in two hours would not end well.

esp combined with a movie that confirms qs about ur sexuality

I think it would result in a gross smell.

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omg @ latest one

I kinda think that the Uranium Ore one is fake.

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any of these reviews

(sorry if that's already been posted in one of the other millions of amazon reviews threads)

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Now let's say you're content with one or both of the previous ML Nick Fury figures you may own in your ML figure collection. Whether you own the older Toy Biz blue and white Nick Fury or the recent Hasbro Samuel L. Jackson inspired Nick Fury figure; you're not really wanting a new Fury figure. Worry not, because you get to choose between Nick Fury figure or a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent. There's an interchangeable S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent head, that can fit on the body in place of the Nick Fury head. This is a really cool feature for the two pack (as well as for action figure structure in general). Also, it's an especially thoughtful gesture for those interested in buying multiple two packs for army building. Instead of just building your Hand Ninja army while drowning in surplus Fury figures; buying multiples builds a S.H.I.E.L.D. army as well. And lastly, if you own the Samuel L. Jackson inspired ML Nick Fury figure like I do, you should know his head interchanges with this blue and white Nick Fury body.
Aside from the extra head, there's an assault rifle, a knife, a harness with holster, a pistol, a removing arm strap, and a helmet. Almost every accessory is interchangeable between Nick Fury and the S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent; except for the helmet. This will fit only on the S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent head, as the Nick Fury head will stretch the helmet out. On final note, the belt and right thigh strap do not remove.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Truth comes out, 13 July 2009
By Edward Safranski - Published on Amazon.com

This review is from: Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder? (Hardcover)

I've read over a thousand books in my life and I highly recommend this one. I have the autographed copy #90 of 500 early released books. The Obama machine successfully and viciously suppressed the book for many months. But it has finally been printed and delivered. I want to add that I'm not a Republican or a Democrat. I think both parties are totally corrupt. That includes all members of the Bush Crime Family, Barack and Michelle Obama, the Clinton Crime Family, and most other politicians as well.

After reading it I have no doubt whatsoever that Larry Sinclair is telling the truth. He is open, honest, and in my opinion, not seeking a payoff. He freely acknowledges all of his own faults including his life of crime from his teens onward for about twenty years. Even though he's gay and I'm straight, he reminds me of myself, someone who cares very much about the truth getting out just for the sake of truthfulness. The truth is that Barack Obama sold him cocaine in Chicago in 1999. Barack Obama smoked crack while Larry Sinclair gave Obama oral sex twice, once in a limousine and the next day in a hotel room. It is almost certain that Barack Obama and Reverend Wright were the two who orchestrated the murder of Donald Young, the homosexual choirboy lover of Barack Obama, at the Chicago church in order to avoid a scandal. And now that murder is not being investigated by the Chicago police for it would no doubt lead to the White House.

The robot Obama supporters, Obots, engaged in a vicious smear campaign against Sinclair and I really am surprised and glad he is still alive and I admire his courage in telling the truth. Sometimes the truth does come out in spite of all obstacles. Happy book reading.

Veet mens hair remover "reviews", very Viz inspired
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Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.

or

I was pointed in the direction of this product by the glowing endorsement of a friend and the rosy glowing beacon of his gentleman's area. For aesthetic reasons and because my girlfriend refuses to `tea-bag' me unless I'm `prepared' I had found it necessary to strip bare my grot bags. It came as no surprise to discover that Veet were also the engineers of the powerful defoliant Agent Orange as this product had a similar engagement with my genitalia. After applying only the thinnest slather, within ten minutes my gonads looked like Jean-Luc Picard wearing an eagerly polished bronze skull cap. My girlfriends wonderment after looking at the ravaged area, resembling nothing less than the aftermath of the Warsaw ghetto uprising, was only eclipsed by her commenting that if she stared long enough at the twins she believed she might be able to see into the future. Indeed Veet has succeeded in bestowing on my testicles a bald hue so powerful it can reflect not only temporal probabilities but also deflect sadness. Au revoir tristesse!

etc etc

The robot Obama supporters, Obots

ohhhhhh I totally get it now

For the new Orb album (with Lee "Scratch" Perry)

This mix electronics from the Orb and this old reggae man works perfectly as an ambience music.

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5.0 out of 5 stars It's like i'm sitting right there in the White House!, January 4, 2013
By Raini Pachak (SLC, UT) - See all my reviews= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds 1:97 Scale Die Cast United States Military Aircraft - US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator with Display Stand (Dimension: 6" x 3-1/2" x 1") (Toy)
This is the best toy ever. Finally, I can pretend that I'm a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!
It's like I'm sitting right there in the White House with my very own kill list! Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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5.0 out of 5 stars Helped me teach my son about the Imperial forces, December 17, 2012
By Rambone - See all my reviews= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:4.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds 1:97 Scale Die Cast United States Military Aircraft - US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator with Display Stand (Dimension: 6" x 3-1/2" x 1") (Toy)
My son is very interested in joining the Imperial forces when he grows up. He says he's not sure if he wants to help police the homeland or if he wants to invade foreign countries. So I thought a new Predator drone toy would be a nice gift for him. These drones are used both domestically and internationally, to spy on people and assassinate them at the Emperor's discretion. He just loves flying his drone around our house, dropping Hellfire missiles on Scruffy, our dog. He kept saying that Scruffy was a terror suspect and needed to be taken out. I asked him if Scruffy should get a trial first, and he quoted Lindsay Graham, Imperial Senator: "Shut up Scruffy, you don't get a trial!" I was so proud. I think I'll buy him some video games that promote martial law for Christmas. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hours of Racist, Imperialist Fun!, December 17, 2012
By Vanessa Carlisle (Los Angeles, CA United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Maisto Fresh Metal Tailwinds 1:97 Scale Die Cast United States Military Aircraft - US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator with Display Stand (Dimension: 6" x 3-1/2" x 1") (Toy)
I bought this for my son and he spent countless, blissful hours simulating massacres of weddings, funerals, and other family gatherings of brown skinned foreigners! He even realized that if he circled the drone back around on the first responders, his effective kill rate soared! Neat-o!

Educationally, this toy can't be beat - inculcating a predilection for indiscriminate, imperialist violence against non-combatants from oppressed and marginalized communities is precisely in accordance with truly "American values!"

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