Worst coffee award goes to: Dunkin' Donuts

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There's one gram of a coffee bean per cup. By far the worst shit...

java critic, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

it has a mystery tang to it also, like it's almost salty. I wouldnt be surprised if this were true either, as I've heard that there are additives in it that are there simply to raise the boiling point of the water so that it stays hotter longer. salts work really well at that. eiw.

that said, their iced blueberry coffee is a real treat!

AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Best Thread Ever award goes to:...

The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link


thank you thank you thank you

such crappy coffee, why does everyone love it?

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

my old roommate loved it because she liked really weak coffee with more cream and sugar than caffeine. i don't know what the hell that's about.

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Good point Gritty. Why do so many people like Mcdonalds? Convenient? I know it's at a bunch of train stops on my way to work. Fould shit...

java critic, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:44 (eighteen years ago) link

My uncle, who's actually in the coffee trade, once said that DD bought some of the best beans there were. Guess they gotta make up for it by going chintzy.

naus (Robert T), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I like it more than greasy coffee. I always put cold water or ice cubes into near-black coffee, anyway, so I suppose I like it "watered down". It's too hot and sticky otherwise and I'd like not to open the pores of my teeth and stain them more than absolutely necessary. This also elimates the need to slurp coffee like a fucking asshole that needs to be beaten to death.

Coffee Xpert, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

coffee christpert seems like a very angry fellow.

estela (estela), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I died for your coffee.

Coffee Xpert, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 05:02 (eighteen years ago) link

No way. It's the Gates of Paradise in the twilight of road trip dawns.

Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoa I totally disagree w this. I'd rather have dunkin donuts coffee (cream no sugar) than starbucks or mcdonalds or plenty of other places.

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 05:32 (eighteen years ago) link

their iced coffee is the business.

PRIVATE HELL 36 (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 05:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Duuuuude. Carl's Junior coffee is theeeeeeeee worst.

kaaate, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 06:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Dunkin' Donuts coffee is a very efficient cafeine delivery system that tastes like sugar water. That's all some people want, in much the same way that Starbuck's has convinced other people that what they really want is hot sugary milk.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 07:53 (eighteen years ago) link

For some reason Starbucks had me convinced that what I really wanted was roasted acorns, ground up and mixed with boot polish.

fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 07:59 (eighteen years ago) link

DD coffee is, sin duda, some of the best being sold inexpensively today.

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link

It doesn't make sense to me either, but Dunkin's coffee is really good. I'm with deej all the way.

Mitya (mitya), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:03 (eighteen years ago) link


i've been doing a lot of writing late at night lately and, though i once loathed DD coffee, i have to admit it's become my special little friend -- just enough caffeine to keep me going till i finish what i'm working on, but not enough so that i'm still up several hours later.

not much flavor, tho.

PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:57 (eighteen years ago) link

My worst coffee award goes to every conference center hotel on earth. They must wash those big urns out about once a year.

Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I like it more than greasy coffee. I always put cold water or ice cubes into near-black coffee, anyway, so I suppose I like it "watered down". It's too hot and sticky otherwise and I'd like not to open the pores of my teeth and stain them more than absolutely necessary.

Weird, this is the almost the same way I drink my coffee.

The coffee I don't like is Starbucks, if you try drinking it black or near black it has this ashy, burnt quality. I think they depend on people pouring tons of sugar, cream etc. to make their coffee palatable.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"their iced coffee is the business."

i second this emotion.


"The coffee I don't like is Starbucks"

and this one. burnt overroasted beans gross me out.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

So, I'm out in LA visiting my wife two weeks ago, and we go to Starbucks for a coffee. I ask for a cafe au lait - I need some caffiene, but my stomach gets all acidy with TOO much early in the AM. The guy goes "Oh. You mean a Misto (pronounced ME-sto). Cafe au Lait is an East Coast name for it."

My response? "No. Its a French name for it. Misto is the Starbucks name for it. You're trying to brand cafe au lait? Seriously?"

He acted very offended. Whatever. I worked at a real coffee place, and I speak French (or at least used to). Its a fucking cafe au lait.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Alright, so apparently Misto is Italian for mixed, and a Cafe Misto is the Italian version of a cafe au lait.

Whatever. I still call bullshit. Fuck the 'Buck.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Dunkin' Donuts coffee is indeed not very good, though I'll usually take it over the local deli coffee (unless I'm in NYC).

DD is also not even that cheap -- usually $1 for a small, which is considerably smaller than a Starbucks small.

As for Starbucks, I really really can taste the difference between their blends to the point that I'll only order if they're brewing House or one of a couple others. Those are the only ones that don't have that nasty tang.

One thing I will say for DD, their latte drinks are very good.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Dunkin Donuts coffee is a good breakfast coffee, since it's pretty mild. It's much, much better than your standard deli/diner swill. In the afternoon though I'd go for a bold, dark-roast coffee instead (like Starbucks) or - even better - a cappucino.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I miss WaWa coffee. Don't recall if it was any good, but it was across the street from the library in college and thus the fuel of many a study session.

quincie, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Alright, so apparently Misto is Italian for mixed, and a Cafe Misto is the Italian version of a cafe au lait.

i was in toscana for 3 weeks and people still called it cafe au lait, so i think you should stay strong with your au lait loyalties.

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I drink WaWa coffee most every day! I'll say this much for it: it's the best coffee within walking distance of my office. (The only competition is a Mexican bakery and a bagel shop.)

xpost

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link

He acted very offended. Whatever. I worked at a real coffee place, and I speak French (or at least used to). Its a fucking cafe au lait.

Offended? I would've kicked you out for being a god damn retard.

Tuna Sandwich, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I'm sticking to my loyalties au lait. To hell with this Misto craptastico bullshiterini.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

what is retarded about calling something by its proper name?

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link

it has a mystery tang to it also

I don't think that "tang" is much of a mystery.

Dan (HINT: It's Urine) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, when today's Tuesday and you're trying to talk about the next day and you say "I'll meet you Wednesday," it sounds pretty retarded. There's an example.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan you BAD MANG

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha okay, I hadn't read the details of the Great Au Lait Controversy but now that I have that's got to be maybe the cuntiest correction ever. Did you flip your Raybans down, angrily sling your tennis racket over your shoulder and storm out to your Acura SUV aftwards, Hurting?

Dan ("Come, Muffy; These Cads Don't DESERVE Our Custom!") Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe but sometimes you do that without realizing. i still don't see how that applies to calling a cafe au lait a cafe au lait.
xxpost

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, but the 2+ dollars I spend for said coffee beverage is for half coffee and half milk, not stupid condescension.

"Can I have a Large Cafe Au Lait?"

"You mean a Venti Misto?"

"When the fuck did we get to Italy? See that BIIIIIG cup over there? Fill it up half way with coffee and then fill the other half up with steamed milk. Whatever you want to call it, go ahead."

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe he was just being kind of helpful without thinking. You know, explaining, as people do, what is actually on their menu vs. what you ask for.

Tuna Sandwich, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

EEEK I meant The Ape! I missed my saving throw vs skimreading :(

Dan (+3 Foolishness) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

It's not being helpful - it's Starbucks brainwashing - the same way if you ask for a "small" they'll instinctively correct you to say "tall".

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o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I heard this "Misto" thing for the first time the other day, and I thought they were saying "Miso".

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I totally understand that point, Tuna. But this was NOT helpfulness. This was a bitter, lame-as-hell Starbucks employee taking out his Starbucks employee aggression on me by correcting my terminology for a drink that I have ordered in hundreds of places in loads of cities and towns without ONCE being corrected on what the fuck it is called!

A cafe au lait is a cafe au lait. If I walked into the local coffe shop and ordered a misto, they'd look at me with a quizzical expression and say "Excuse me? What's in it, and we'll try to make it for you." The same results would not happen with use of the term "cafe au lait."

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I think this is a pretty widespread thing. I wage my own little battle on an almost weekly basis by asking for a "double macchiato," to which, without fail, the cashier sings out, "ONE DOPPIO MACCHIATO!" She might as well just say "UNO doppio macchiato" and be done with it.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

exactly. and from my experience, you could walk into a cafe in italy and order a cafe au lait, and get a cafe au lait, too. they wouldn't look at you puzzled and ask if you meant to say 'misto'.
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tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, because that's the goal of every slacker coffee dude: to brainwash you. Haven't you ever had to deal with some angry jerk who ordered a small and thinks you gave him the wrong size after you ring him up? Starbuck's has fucked up names for shit, so it's part of good service to hammer out the details and keep the line moving.

Tuna Sandwich, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

And yes this matters. It goes to the core of what customer service should be.

Don't over-brand shit by coopting a relatively obscure term for something that is called the same thing everywhere else in America.

Its like a person who has visited a foreign country and suddenly starts calling things "flats" or "pubs" instead of "apartments" or "bars."

LAMEASHELL

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

that was an x-post to someone else, Ape.

I will believe you that he was being a cunt, but you could be wrong, too.

Tuna Sandwich, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

help my hyperbolemeter has broken

(xpost: I don't know your life but there's a pretty big gulf between an "apartment" and a "bar". Hee.)

Dan ("Brainwashing"???????) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuscany is weird.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

a couple of the winchell's over here have turned into 'kin 'nuts

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

dunno where you are uh oh but i know they've entered the mid-south. i don't know how far west they go or how far south.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

we don't have any good donut chains in california, that i'm aware of

akm, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

tim hudson's?

chicago kevin, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

wait, he's a baseball player. tim horton's was the donut chain.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:21 (fifteen years ago) link

LA

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

they're in texas, i remember being surprised at that too. fucking a i need to find some tobacco. later gators.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 31 July 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I remember Dunkin' Donuts in Los Angeles as a kid, but it looked like it either tried and failed immediately, or it was once doing alright and was dying by the time I was old enough to notice.

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 31 July 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

This was in the late 70s, btw.

I kinda equate Dunkin' Donuts with Pioneer Chicken for the same reason.

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 31 July 2008 01:28 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

If you have a Dunkin' Donuts near you, is it a location that still makes donuts in-store or do they truck them in from some other location? Because all the ones around here do the latter now. I just had one that was probably 4 days old, but I'm not driving back to store to demand my 89¢ refund.

Krispy Kreme's always been better, anyway.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

There used to be DDs in Uk.

Mark G, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

Count your blessings.

I guess the donuts are still good when you get them fresh, but Dunkin' Donuts clearly doesn't consider that their main menu item anymore. Should just shorten the name to Dunkin' and get it over with.

The only reason I go there now is to get the 1lb bags of coffee beans for my dad, anyway. But I thought I'd pick up a couple donuts tonight and they were hard, flavorless and a waste of money.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

Krispy Kreme is touting their new coffees -- anyone tried them? I like their donuts enough that I might at least consider stopping by one if the coffee is good, although I think the only remaining NYC location is Penn Station?

Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 September 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

seven years pass...

I had to buy a box of coffee for a party and thought to myself, "I could spend a little more and get Starbucks...eh, but America Runs on Dunkin." That is the most fucking brilliant slogan ever.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

tim hortons is the worst shit iirc

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link

Starbucks is shittier than Dunkin dollar for dollar anyway. Dunkin's espresso drinks are ok and cheap and their coffee is innocuous at worst.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link

i eschew starbucks for tim horton's because they're both bad but tim's is not twice as bad, and is less than half the price

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

there's a certain genre of coffee drinker that seeks out dunkins (ok in isolation) and claim that they only drink "good" coffee (also ok in isolation), but those two things should never go together

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

jim in vancouver, what if i told you that i could provide you coffee that is 2% as good as starbucks, at only 1% of the price? because i know this guy down the alley who does funny things with old grounds and i get wholesale prices

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link

only problem is the constant diarrhea, 94/7

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:01 (five years ago) link

im in

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

i should note that my preference is bougie third wave coffee places that do pour over but i don't have the time for that on my 15 minute morning break

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

same. it's probably bad for my "career" prospects or whatever, but i prioritize making coffee at home (nothing fancy, just a press pot) even if it makes me late to work

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

McDonald’s has the best of the cheap coffee options imo

Heez, Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

was my grandmother's favourite coffee outlet

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

agree on McD's, I rep for their coffee

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

If I am out and get coffee (which I rarely do) I would pick DD over anything else. I only order ice coffee black in all kinds of weather so it's the best option for the price.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:18 (five years ago) link

what kind of country do we live in if people prefer to grab coffee at a big chain rather than the cheap, local coffee shop, which is so widespread in most major cities

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

america runs on dunkin

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

it doesn't, though

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

but...america runs on dunkin

*looks around for corporate support*

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

im not in your country but I'm in a reasonably large city, downtown, and there is no cheap coffee anywhere near where i am other than at chain places

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

tim hortons is the worst shit iirc

aiui a Brazilian holding company that owns Burger King bought Tim Hortons and switched coffee supplier to a shittier one

so the old supplier convinced McDonalds to switch to them

steven, soda jerk (sic), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link

There is no cheap local coffee shop in most cities. Definitely not NYC. All the small interesting ones eventually got completely branded/chained out. I could get an anthora coffee but I really like my coffee cold.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link

I remember a caller on the Answer Me This podcast asking where they could get Dunkin Donuts coffee in the UK as they had developed a taste for it when on holiday in Florida, the hosts response was basically "have you tried any other non-instant coffee before? We think maybe you haven't."

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link

also the franchised dunkins here usually have south asian owners/workers and I would rather tip them.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:36 (five years ago) link

i can assure you there are, just not in financial districts, rich neighborhoods or around highly touristy areas

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

I live in Queens and most of the coffee ships around me became brooklynified already (considering I moved here from wburg). Even in south american where I live part time, a lot of places are getting complicated with their coffee.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link

just not in financial districts, rich neighborhoods or around highly touristy areas

you just described 92% of manhattan.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link

sure whats cheap

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link

well, that's sad

i've lived in a major american city my whole life and i have usually found $1 coffee from a donut shop or deli, which are sometimes run by immigrant families

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

obviously, most cities do not operate like manhattan

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

Yeah, I don't like hot coffee so that's my thing re: the anthora/deli types of coffee. I also typically don't buy coffee out anyway unless I want to go for a walk during work or am traveling. Any dedicated coffee shop, and ice coffee black can be $4-$6 for a relatively small size.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link

I kind of feel like prices are similar in all coastal US cities, Philly, London etc.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

it depends on the type of coffee you're talking about and the type of establishment that's serving it

there are cheaper options than dunkin' donuts, though, which is what you initially said you opted for

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:01 (five years ago) link

for ice coffee dunkin is cheap and prevalent and fast. I remember once being in montreal and making a plan to go to this supposedly amazing coffee shop a little out of our way. We finally made it there and realized they used the same coffee brand that had a shop in our neighborhood back home.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:21 (five years ago) link

I probably have the american problem of wanting a big gulp size of coffee too.

Yerac, Thursday, 21 February 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link

four years pass...

Ordered the “Dunkin midnight” and it’s the strongest coffee I’ve had in years

calstars, Thursday, 15 February 2024 11:45 (two months ago) link

1/3 of the cup is milk and it’s still a dark brown color overall

calstars, Thursday, 15 February 2024 11:46 (two months ago) link

Jealous. Was excited they opened one here but they don't use the same coffee.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 15 February 2024 12:36 (two months ago) link


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