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RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

still, what ARE they doing on his bed?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

It's almost a timeless photo except for the Family Guy poster.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

described by a friend as "a Where's Waldo of reasons dude won't get laid"

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Super Nintendo? WTF BUDDY?@?@?@

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

what if it's the bedroom of one of the chicks?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh come on.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

First of all no one brings their purse to their own room.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

what if monkey fly out of my butt, Garth!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

bless his heart, he's putting forth solid effort! . . . sort of . . .

R. Kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"Look, just sell us the weed so we can leave."

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

that beard is uh...a thing.

james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

But the cap!!

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

When the Amish break free.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"Uh, and then, uh, Hal Jordan, uh, flew into the sun, and it was like, all green for like a few pages, and then, um, it was like, um, hey, do you wanna take your coats off?"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"Don't let my skin condition fool you, ladies..."

james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

rumspringa!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe they're all livejournal goths

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

the picture was taken pre-goth obv.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the way the dude's trousers are way out of proportion.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

or maybe that dude is a manager of hooters, and those two are employees. position of power yo

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

and they all have soft drinks in hand i.e. the girls' drinks have been spiked

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Ken, that's Miller Lite, it's already alcoholic.


Also: timed photos, you know as well as i.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

but the obvious question is : who's taking the picture...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

"I sure hope this light is catching my good side. Maybe if I start to vogue a little..."

BARMS, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

oups, sorry ken c. couldn't type fast enough as i was giggling hysterically.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Waldo would be looking at the camera if it was a timed shot...

Baaderonixx, born again in Xixax (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

...you fatally underestimate the power of the subconscious mind

john clarkson, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

the girl on the right reminds me of someone but i can't put my finger on it (so to speak).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe the picture shows it the wrong way and the guy's actually very funny/goofy talking a lot and doing silly things that make the girls laugh and he's just striking a pose for the picutre. or not.

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe they heard he had a schlong like a fat rattlesnake.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we discuss the body language here for a sec?

Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.

Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.

End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

eeew they heard it actually rattling

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

four video game systems, a Hooters t-shirt, AND a beard!


xpost

kingfish, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe there's en amateur porn video somewhere on the web with what happened on this tiny (very tiny) bed in the minutes following...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost - only in finland, where they sauna naked together.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't teenage guys just be friends with teenage girls without hoping for a threesome or something?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

These people are not friends.

Do you know them?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"I need to borrow $100 from my brother for some, hehe 'provisions' lol. Can u come over and like pretend to like like him or whatever?"

Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

also.

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

my guess is the person taking the picture is a guy, friend of "me i'm cool sitting here driking beer striking an awesome i d'ont care about chix and am not nervous at all pose" who is cooler (a bit) and is the only one talking to the girls.

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

they're probably like temporary friends, y'know how that works in college. you hang with someone for like three weeks, then don't, then never see them around. no big deal.

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

DUDE. When in human history have anyone resembling these three people ever been friends?

remember the hair metal era?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Reply All is rerunning the podcast this week. Hi lurkers!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:12 (one year ago) link

hello i came from the podcast

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:16 (one year ago) link

fkn n00b

capybaras are friend shaped (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:17 (one year ago) link

people are quite rude here i see

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:22 (one year ago) link

rude

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:23 (one year ago) link

this is unbelievable

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:33 (one year ago) link

my friend just asked me if ppl were mad they got tricked by such dummies itt

i was like honestly i was surprised to hear it wasn't a sock

challops trap house (Will M.), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:34 (one year ago) link

It's so refreshing to hear that something is real, that it doesn't matter that it's dumb?

the salmon mousse (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:41 (one year ago) link

good god that Nathan guy upthread.

I will never ever leave ILX as long as this thread survives.

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:47 (one year ago) link

aw, the OG image is broken again

sleeve, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:48 (one year ago) link

ddw, you know Nathan Fielder has (had?) his own tv show, right?

it's pretty much the same vibe as those images only in tv comedy form

mh, Thursday, 31 May 2018 17:54 (one year ago) link

OP is working for me

Nathan For You finished last year with a movie-length finale that some ppl Twin Peaks S3'd onto EOY film lists

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:38 (one year ago) link

did not know about Nathan's tv adventures, thanks for the tip mh. Although I don't watch much TV except for sports.

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:39 (one year ago) link

Someone turn this into a Netflix series

... (Eazy), Thursday, 31 May 2018 18:56 (one year ago) link

still haven't gotten around to listening to this : /

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:37 (one year ago) link

neither have i tbh, but i have read this thread in its entirety probably 40 times

capybaras are friend shaped (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 May 2018 19:38 (one year ago) link

def worth a listen to hear the principals tell their story, podcast guy is kinda a dork/doesnt really understand the thread but but whatre u gonna do

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:01 (one year ago) link

sry podcast guy if youre reading this

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:01 (one year ago) link

we still they're you're ok, podcast dork

mh, Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:09 (one year ago) link

how on earth does a podcast "rerun"

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:30 (one year ago) link

how the hell did "think" turn into "they're"

mh, Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:32 (one year ago) link

I mean, you could ask how a television show could have reruns in the era of on-demand television but it's the same thing: a lot of people consume the media as a chronological, episodic thing. So anyone not digging through a podcast backlog and just listening to this week's from a feed will get the reruns

mh, Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:35 (one year ago) link

how on earth does a story "reprint"

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Thursday, 31 May 2018 20:54 (one year ago) link

imo it’s a reasonable question for digital media when scarcity is artificial and there’s no real difference quantitatively between grabbing this week’s episode and one from two years ago

mh, Friday, 1 June 2018 01:07 (one year ago) link

The only one in my subscription that routinely does that is This American Life, but that's because it coincides with the NPR broadcast for a given week and they rerun old episodes sometimes. Reply All has been known to do it every once in a while too, but I think it's because their format is so single-serving. I mean, it would be weird if Five Thirty Eight had reruns, but it doesn't seem strange for Reply All to?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 June 2018 03:12 (one year ago) link

whenever someone who's been on WTF dies, everybody on the internet gets mailed a coupon for a single free day of Stitcher Premium

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Friday, 1 June 2018 04:02 (one year ago) link

I hear quite a lot of podcast reruns on TAL and Planet Money. Sometimes it takes me a while to realise I've heard them before; sometimes I'm happy to be reminded.

Alba, Friday, 1 June 2018 04:59 (one year ago) link

the episode number is always a clear indicator in the TAL feed, and sometimes their "re-runs" are 60% new and updated material anyway

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Friday, 1 June 2018 07:50 (one year ago) link

Oh yeah, I mean I almost always know they're reruns – I sometimes just don't know for a while whether they're reruns of episodes I've heard before or not.

Alba, Friday, 1 June 2018 08:42 (one year ago) link

I think the idea is that most people who listen to podcasts subscribe to them? So even if you don't have a new episode ready for this week you can dump an old one on the feed and get a certain number of downloads to justify your ad rates.

President Keyes, Friday, 1 June 2018 13:52 (one year ago) link

That's true to an extent, though there are a surprising number of podcast listeners who do not download or subscribe - they just Google and press "play" on the first page they get to

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 June 2018 14:10 (one year ago) link

holy shit dudes i just randomly queued up a podcast to listen to before bed last night and it was this and i fucking D I E D

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 June 2018 14:20 (one year ago) link

i had no idea this ever ran at the time

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 June 2018 14:20 (one year ago) link

48 minutes!

― pplains, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:10 (one year ago) Permalink

The fuck is this!

― pplains, Thursday, 13 October 2016 16:11 (one year ago) Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 June 2018 14:21 (one year ago) link

"kids on ilx" !!!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 June 2018 14:24 (one year ago) link

The rerun just came up in my podcast queue! Lolz, I had no idea about this thread. A very amusing crossing of streams.

Absolute Unit Delta Plus (Noel Emits), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 12:49 (one year ago) link

Actually, looking at the photo again maybe I did see it before.

Absolute Unit Delta Plus (Noel Emits), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 12:52 (one year ago) link

^ so didn't not happen

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 19:42 (one year ago) link

five months pass...
four months pass...

man what a great picture

flappy bird, Friday, 22 March 2019 04:19 (seven months ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2019 05:53 (seven months ago) link

straight out of Freaks & Geeks

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 22 March 2019 08:37 (seven months ago) link

v strong bill haverchuck vibes from the guy in the middle for sure

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 March 2019 09:11 (seven months ago) link

https://imgur.com/a/oGQMaaL

closure.

saltchunk, Friday, 29 March 2019 15:53 (six months ago) link

it's weird that that episode of reply is considered a classic now

rip van wanko, Friday, 29 March 2019 16:06 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/AzuZkGE.png

pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2019 20:21 (three months ago) link

“I know those two gentlemen don’t have a chance.”

Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez destroys dancing fans 🤣 (via @metsciti) pic.twitter.com/5llLklQk6R

— 95.7 The Game (@957thegame) July 22, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:52 (three months ago) link

ahahaha

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:54 (three months ago) link

goat

flappy bird, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 16:28 (two months ago) link


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