I am leaving ILX.

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Goodbye.

Toumas, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 10:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Nice try, but for the lack of attention to spelling.

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link

You made me cry when you said goodbye
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame

You broke my heart when you said we'll part
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame

Farewell, goodbye, although I'll cry
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame

You made me cry when you said goodbye
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame

Farewell, goodbye, although I'll cry
Ain't that a shame?
My tears fell like rain
Ain't that a shame?
You're the one to blame

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 10:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Not a lot of lyrics to that, are there?

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 10:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Bye bye Mister Anonymous Guy
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die

dude dude, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link

on somethingawful.com they permaban folx who make threads like this

hint hint, nudge nudge (bato), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

this is ilxor.com

how do i shot web

Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it a sign of some sort of ILX celebrity when people begin to imitate you and start threads about you?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I think so, yes.

Control your ponies, children! (kate), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

bato (bato), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:19 (eighteen years ago) link

If you leave, don’t leave now
Please don’t take my heart away
Promise me, just one more night
Then we’ll go our separate ways
We’ve always had time on our side
Now it’s fading fast
Every second, every moment
We’ve gotta make it last

http://www.cafeoperagolf.com/members/tavlingar/hostpokalen/1999/leader.jpg

I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won’t let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd still be friends someday

http://www.kirstenp.claranet.de/moviefaces/actor/s/asc_kigacop02.jpg

If you leave I won't cry
I won't waste a single day
But if you leave don't look back
I'll be running the other way
Seven years went under the bridge
Like time was standing still
Heaven knows what happens now
You’ve gotta say you will

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I'll touch you once, I'll touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd meet again someday

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/1607/letigre8xp.jpg

I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won’t let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we’d meet again someday

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4885/rolling13yh.jpg

If you leave
If you leave
Don’t look back
Don’t look back

http://ratcage.com/tv/mash/images/goodbye.jpg

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/shot_tiara.jpg

Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

on somethingawful.com they permaban folx who make threads like this

-- hint hint, nudge nudge (bato12345678...), November 30th, 2005.

They also ban dead folx.

hay guys, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:25 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.anthroblogs.org/nomadicthoughts/archives/logo-ghostbusters%20(2).jpg

bato (bato), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/67/Ghostbusters.png

bato (bato), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link

the asterix img ws a nice touch

nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Voted 5

hay guys, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
It’s quarter to three,
There’s no one in the place ’cept you and me
So set ’em’ up joe
I got a little story I think you oughtta know

We’re drinking my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

I know the routine
Put another nickel in that there machine
I’m feeling so bad
Won’t you make the music easy and sad

I could tell you a lot
But you gotta to be true to your code
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

You’d never know it
But buddy I’m a kind of poet
And I’ve got a lot of things I wanna say
And if I’m gloomy, please listen to me
Till it’s all, all talked away

Well, that’s how it goes
And joe I know you’re gettin’ anxious to close
So thanks for the cheer
I hope you didn’t mind
My bending your ear

But this torch that I found
It’s gotta be drowned
Or it soon might explode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

gear (gear), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

best human award

öROXYMUZAKö (roxymuzak), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

on somethingawful.com they permaban folx who make threads like this

-- hint hint, nudge nudge (bato12345678...), November 30th, 2005.

They also ban dead folx.

-- hay guys (roffl...), November 30th, 2005.

Quoted for truth + lolz.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 13 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

okay i'm back. i just went to denny's, is all.

gear (gear), Friday, 13 January 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Were Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe there?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 13 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Moons Over My Hammie?

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a wisdom tooth pulled so my lunch was limited to a milkshake. reese witherspoon (walk the line) was there with an extremely pale, emaciated, ryan phillipe (white squall

gear (gear), Friday, 13 January 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

im in jury duty in downtown right now :(

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i hope you're posting from the jury box

gear (gear), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i am not. theres this dood reading every thread i click on. fuck downtown courthouse
:(

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

HEY GUY, STOP READING OVER HIS SHOULDER

gear (gear), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't do that, Gear. Alex in NYC is gone... No one will tell me what happened to Nick in KY... It's always been my fear that the ILX Rapture will hit and I'll be one of those Left Behind.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.honkernet.net/library/Reading_over_Shoulder.gif

gear (gear), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

nicaklicious just got fed up with ilx and left

adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Where is spencer?

andy --, Friday, 13 January 2006 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, wtf

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, that makes plenty of damn sense, I guess.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I like spencer

RJG (RJG), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Spencer is also taking a break from ILX for the foreseeable future. He responds to emails though!

adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I swear I just happen to know these things. I'm not jaymc.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

But I would like you all to know this thread is in my files.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

i think spencer is a great guy. i wish he would post here.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 13 January 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I think he's still here IN SPIRIT ;) ;)

adamrl (nordicskilla), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Spencer wrote a curt "maybe I should just take a break" note, and he was gone like a genie! If only the rest of us followed up on such proclamations.

andy ----, Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

adam, I like spencer

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Thank god Spencer left.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

adam, I like spencer

uncynical

adamrl (nordicskilla), Saturday, 14 January 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm not really here anymore. however, i did notice that spencer left.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 14 January 2006 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I wish you were here more Kim

Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 14 January 2006 08:18 (eighteen years ago) link

jw, sc is hardly someone to hate on.

howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 14 January 2006 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link

heh there's a fist coming out of this dude's arse!
http://www.hbc.fi/sture/hallitus/Hallitus-Tuomas.jpg

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 14 January 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorta here, sorta.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 14 January 2006 11:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I am still here sometimes too - just don't have the luxury of long times at work to post as befroe in q4 of '05 and read the fun threads here. pop in on occasion to lurk and see who's up to what. Alex in NYC is gone? took the cute baby and just left us? Hum. maybe he's just buzy too. and jel came out to say hey. life is like that, sometimes we need ilx more than others and sometimes have more time to participate. it's all good, tho isn't it?

Wiggy (Wiggy), Sunday, 15 January 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

take care!

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 30 August 2024 00:45 (one month ago) link

All the best Neanderthal, stay well

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 30 August 2024 15:43 (one month ago) link

yes neando, will miss you

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 30 August 2024 15:50 (one month ago) link

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTHOLE will flower again upon your return

he/him hoo-hah (map), Friday, 30 August 2024 17:08 (one month ago) link

I learn from Wikipedia that actual real-life Neanderthals could create fire, build cave hearths, make adhesive birch bark tar, craft at least simple clothes similar to blankets and ponchos, weave, go seafaring through the Mediterranean, make use of medicinal plants, treat severe injuries, store food, and use various cooking techniques such as roasting, boiling, and smoking.

Which sounds like a pretty impressive holiday plan, although the article doesn't say if Neanderthals could do all of those things at the same time. Still, I like to imagine that Neanderthal is, right now, making adhesive birch bark tar, crafting a poncho, seafaring through the Mediterranean, making use of medicinal plants, and using various cooking techniques. Such as roasting, boiling, and smoking. I admire the use of the Oxford comma there. What the fuck is adhesive birch bark tar. Why would Neanderthals need glue?

Okay, waterproofing. That's a good reason. That's a good reason for inventing glue. I'll accept that. Repelling snails is another one. I'm not sure why you'd skip inventing ceramics and/or mining in favour of repelling snails, but what do I know about living in the untamed wilderness of prehistoric France? Was I there? No, I was not.

I also learn from Wikipedia that "Neanderthals are known to have collected a variety of unusual objects — such as crystals or fossils — without any real functional purpose or any indication of damage caused by use", so they weren't all that much unlike modern humans.

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 30 August 2024 17:23 (one month ago) link

oh Neando, find some peace, feel better, come back and help me clog up the Prem thread with nonsense

Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2024 17:25 (one month ago) link

dittoing what everyone else has said about Neanderthal and crypto.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 30 August 2024 18:45 (one month ago) link

Yeah he should buy more, I agree

JoeStork, Friday, 30 August 2024 18:59 (one month ago) link

Lol

See you again soon Neando!

H.P, Saturday, 31 August 2024 01:29 (one month ago) link

See you on the other side Neando

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 31 August 2024 04:33 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

taking a break, my impulsive posting style has made me realize i can be a mean SOB and i don’t want to be a dick to a community of people i value a lot. will continue to read but refrain from posting for a few weeks as i evaluate how and why i post what i do.

apologies to those i have been a dick to

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 13:10 (one week ago) link

I obviously don't always agree with you table, but I value your thoughts and I know you're coming from a real place. (I don't mean Philly, tho it's pretty real.) I like that you try to keep us all honest. A little ad hominemy, sure, but we can all survive sharp elbows. Breaks can be good, but don't stay away long!

Blitz Primary (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 13:22 (one week ago) link

take care man. one of the things that's most impressive to me about you is your self-awareness and ability to reflect and modulate your response. something i've also struggled with and learned through difficulty over time. i have no doubt you'll be back a stronger, more thoughtful and more measured poster. impulsiveness isn't necessarily bad imo! fwiw one of the tendencies i pick up from you sometimes is a purity complex, like one thing needs to be absolute evil all the time. i imagine that has its place in some contexts but i'm not sure it's in a heterogeneous message board. this coming from me, who has to battle with having strong opinions and where they might bleed over into harsh judgment and ad hominem all the time. don't mean to come across as a scold and genuinely wish you well. you've been through a lot and you deserve it.

he/him hoo-hah (map), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 13:50 (one week ago) link

Much love Tables. Agreed, don’t stay away long!

H.P, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:04 (one week ago) link

<3 tabes. honestly, taking the time to be thoughtful about what you're putting into this community (and what you get out of it!) is really commendable. I've had bouts this year of both not liking the sound of my ilx voice + being frustrated with certain modes of ilx discussion or posting habits, so I get where you're coming from. I have always enjoyed ilx more after a break too

rob, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:07 (one week ago) link

Take the time you need!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:11 (one week ago) link

table you are a valuable voice here, I hope your break is beneficial but doesn't blunt your expressions of your sense of justice

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:16 (one week ago) link

Hey table, good luck with the break. I know I'm not one of your favorite poster, but I do appreciate your fierce dedication to things you believe in, even if it leads to some abrasiveness. It's clear it comes from a good place and frustration with others for not facing issues with the deep sincerity you do, so even when I've had run-ins with you in the past I appreciate your insight. Don't stay away too long.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:19 (one week ago) link

Can't say that i'm not pissed off after today's debacle but i am generally pro-tabes. Good luck and see you you soon.

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:36 (one week ago) link

Big fan of Table’s post here even if I don’t agree with them sometimes

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:44 (one week ago) link

Todays debacle?

calstars, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:46 (one week ago) link

stirmonster left

Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:50 (one week ago) link

T — I will miss you.

sarahell, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:54 (one week ago) link

i am definitely taking a break from any and all political threads! yeesh. i get riled up too easy. i'm keeping it light and fluffy going forward.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 14:57 (one week ago) link

stirmonster left

Wait, he did? What happened there?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 15:03 (one week ago) link

We fight all the time, table, but I'll miss you. Come back when you're ready.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 15:05 (one week ago) link

Ned, see the On Djing thread

jaymc, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 15:12 (one week ago) link

table - always impressed how you walk back and apologise pretty quickly whenever you feel you've gone overboard. Like to think that will be enough for stirmonster to come back too.

Personally don't think anyone changes much after some silence and reflection but it would be impressive if a new table comes back!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 15:21 (one week ago) link

stirmonster should never leave for any reason. someone go get him.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 16:31 (one week ago) link

stirmonster, stirmonster, stirmonster

StanM, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 16:41 (one week ago) link

(worth a try)

StanM, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 16:41 (one week ago) link

Speaking personally as someone who has a habit of flying off the handle here periodically, I support you table and wish you the best.

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 19:57 (one week ago) link

i am very much pro-table and pro-stirmonster and am selfishly hoping you’re both back sooner rather than later xx

donna rouge, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 21:00 (one week ago) link

tabes you make me nuts sometimes but i think your points of view are very important. take good care and i hope for your return to posting.

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 21:45 (one week ago) link

tabes, no poster enraged me like you: the way you divebombed a thread with what you thought was a truth bomb ("D.H. Lawrence was a stupid imperialist pig and I'm disgusted so many of you like him" is a fictional example but, yeah, you get the idea). The inflexibility.

A few minutes away from my laptop however reminded me that we'd probably have a better time arguing over beers in person.

I value you as a poster and I'll miss you.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 21:58 (one week ago) link

i wish the table wouldn't get so pissed and mad on here though. he's gotten really mad on here at me and i barely know him. i think i just don't react that well to internet mad in my old age. i used to shrug it off but now it makes me want to flee. fight or flight! i just made that term up.
stirmonster is the bomb and i really hope he didn't go away forever.

branwell was the last person who made me want to leave and never look back. they hated me i'm pretty sure.

i'm all for people growing and learning though. i've grown! Grown huge that is. oof. so huge. and learned! a little!

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 22:00 (one week ago) link

Table and stirmonster are two valuable people and hope it’s just a short cooling off break.

O 'Tis Redding (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 22:12 (one week ago) link

okay Stir is back and okay on ilm.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 22:22 (one week ago) link

yay!

go polish your nose ring (sleeve), Wednesday, 25 September 2024 23:15 (one week ago) link

Appreciate you and where you're coming from, table, even if some of my past comments belie that sentiment.

octobeard, Wednesday, 25 September 2024 23:24 (one week ago) link

shortest ilx break...ever.

I hated everything I read by Bellow, Roth, and Updike— I always figured it was because I am gay?

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, September 27, 2024 12:22 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

scott seward, Friday, 27 September 2024 00:50 (one week ago) link

And sassy as ever (that’s why we love him)!

Bedrich Smetana's Ma Wife (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 27 September 2024 02:32 (one week ago) link

came back to say 'hi, i'm back and doing better'. thought i'd only been gone two weeks, see a month has passed. jesssssssssus time has sped up.

thanks for kind words. I am mostly out of the spiral I was in, and missed you all.

Glad you are doing well Neando, happy to see you back!

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 September 2024 16:04 (four days ago) link

Welcome back!

Bedrich Smetana's Ma Wife (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 30 September 2024 16:10 (four days ago) link

Welcome back, Neanderthal.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 30 September 2024 16:30 (four days ago) link

Welcome back Neanderthal, we have mostly been talking about fruit.

John Backflip (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 September 2024 17:13 (four days ago) link

Neando! 💛

twenteeth dentury (cat), Monday, 30 September 2024 17:59 (four days ago) link

Good to have you back :)

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 30 September 2024 18:08 (four days ago) link

heya Neando!

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 30 September 2024 19:30 (four days ago) link


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