this morning i accused Drownedinsound of wanting to be pitchforkmedia and got banned

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and then i returned like a bloody phoenix:

http://www.drownedinsound.com/content/view/492162

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:19 (eighteen years ago) link

by the way where i say i know pitchfork dudes personally. That is a lie to strengthen my case.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

live by the sword die by the sword, dude!

'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I think i gave pretty good in that thread considering I was taking all comers.

Got a couple of good touchés in.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

you were banned from a website?

hostile java crips (dr g), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

that is too bad

hostile java crips (dr g), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

for you

hostile java crips (dr g), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

that no one gives a shit

hostile java crips (dr g), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

What is this banning you speak of?

M. V. (M.V.), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

did they let you back in?

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

"who were you?
fullerov | 17 Nov '05, 16:29 | Send note | Reply
...

my original name was 'tenwords'."

COULD "FULLEROV" REALLY NOT HAVE WORKED THAT OUT FOR HIMSELF? jesus. reading that makes me so glad i've never been anywhere near DiS.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah but dude getting banned from a message board has fuckall to do with "free speech" as the term's generally (and rightly) applied - until the gov't restricts your right to speak it's best to keep objections on "free speech" grounds to a bare minimum i.e. zero

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 18 November 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, dude.

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Friday, 18 November 2005 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i think i've discovered why you were banned.


you're a complete penis.

This made me lol.

alext (alext), Friday, 18 November 2005 05:46 (eighteen years ago) link

that troll was a good'un

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 18 November 2005 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm a real boy!

g-clit (g-kit), Friday, 18 November 2005 09:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, DrownedinSound, bless.

Tweed as F*ck (kate), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my god, why would you even give a shit, though? I am so done with that fucking site. after reading them proclaim that they're the most popular music site in Europe and then seeing the piss-poor sarcasm deficiency in effect on the James Bourne article, I mean, could they take it up a notch and actually publish some kind of music journalism instead of making the whole thing a communal blog full of bitchy little boys who don't like anything for the sake of not liking it?

Bitter Much?, Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, that sounds like this other music board I know.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha

moley, Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link

NME>>>DIS

Hairy Asshurt (Toaster), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

DiS: business just picked up.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

DiS: business just dropped off.

Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 August 2008 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

What happened to DiS?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 18 August 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

it wanted to be pitchforkmedia and got banned ;_;

Just got offed, Monday, 18 August 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link

http://drownedinsound.com/articles/3858825

Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 August 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Nabisco's revenge

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 18 August 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

blueski accused me of posting on DiS once, the cunt

DG, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Pound-for-pound, that announcement has more doublespeak than any press release I've read this year.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 18 August 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Besides, I thought DiS wanted to be the new Stylus, not Pitchfork.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 18 August 2008 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

a business model to aspire to

DG, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link

chelsea: pitchfork
stylus: qpr
drownedinsound: truro city

Just got offed, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

rocktimists: mk dons

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Honours

Football League Two:
2007-08 Champions[13]
Football League Trophy:
2007-08 Winners[14]
Berks & Bucks Senior Cup:
2005-06 Runners Up,
2006-07 Winners[15]
Portimao Cup :
2004-05 Winners

Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

DiS predated Stylus didn't it? Not that anything ever aspired to being Stylus anyway.

Matt DC, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Dissensus: Leyton Orient.

Matt DC, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

quietus: the face with belle & sebastian/los campensions as jason donovan

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

It did predate Stylus, by about two years.

Dissesnsus never produced anything as good as Chris Bart-Williams.

Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Stylus is Leeds

MPx4A, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link

"campensinos" even.

I looked at Dissensus the other day. No grime threads in their active top ten. Just as it's getting good again as well.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I sort of assume it's all 'funky house, I don't get it' threads now?

Matt DC, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Dissensus: Leyton Orient.

What is ''Leyton Orient''?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 18 August 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

The Quietus is Man City

MPx4A, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

OTM.

Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

we're the nicest webzine writers in the league (when we win!)
we're the nicest webzine writers in the league (when we win!)
we're the nicest webzine writers
nicest webzine writers
nicest webzine writers in the league (when we win!)

but we're a right set of bastards when we lose
we're a right set of bastards when we lose

MPx4A, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link

At the moment with Dissensus it's mostly "Simon Reynolds hasn't got a clue about funky house and I'll tell him where to stick his 'nuum"-type chat.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link

ILM needs to be something with more hubris and noise than actual quality. I nominate:

http://www.comeonboro.com/images/toonarmy1.gif

Matt DC, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

turns out jokes that combine music criticism and soccer are actually four times as boring as jokes about soccer or music criticism individually

max, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

http://well-regulatedmilitia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mlicr.jpg

blueski, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

PITCHFORK: A BIG DELICIOUS BACON AND EGG SANDWICH, DRIPPING WITH BUTTER ON TOASTED SESAME SEED BREAD
DROWNED IN SOUND: THE BIGGEST FUCKING HAMBURGER YOU'VE EVER SEEN
THE QUIETUS: A SMALL QUANTITY OF BUFFALO WINGS OR SOME SHIT

MPx4A, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_03/MOTDbbc0204_400x627.jpg

Max and Jordan S get irate about yet another thread with no American interest.

Matt DC, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

HEY GUYS I SAW THE MOST AWESOME HOAGIE IN THE WORLD EVER LAST WEEK.

I CAN'T FIND A PICTURE OF IT ONLINE BUT IT LOOKED A LITTLE LIKE THIS:

http://www.wonderfulwandas.com/Art/hoagie-pic.jpg

NUM NUM NUM NUM

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG I WISH I COULD PUT MY COCK IN THAT HOAGIE RIGHT NOW

MPx4A, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I KNOW RIGHT.

I ALSO HAVE SOME MASSIVELY SELF-LOATHING OPINIONS ABOUT MY OWN COUNTRY'S ROLE IN THE GEORGIA/RUSSIA CONFLICT, AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU. BUT FIRST, I COULD SURE GO FOR SOME BACON RIGHT NOW.

BACON WITH CHEESE.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

actually dying with laughter here guys

Just got offed, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i find the number of soccer+music journalism posts is more important than the actual quality of them, and if ranking countries on these terms i would order it that way definitely

blueski, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I HAVEA HERNIA FOR GOD'S SAKE

Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

lolz

dissensus = leigh genesis btw

r|t|c, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Way down yonder on the chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
We laid rubber on the georgie asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught

Down by the river on a friday night
A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
Talking bout cars and dreaming bout women
Never had a plan just a livin for the minute
Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was
A lot about livin and a litttle bout love

Well we fooged up the windows in my old chevy
I was willing but she wasnt ready
So a settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone
Dropped her off early but I didnt go home

Down by the river on a friday night
A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
Talking bout cars and dreaming bout women
Never had a plan just a livin for the minute
Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was
A lot about livin and a litttle bout love

Way down yonder on the chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
We laid rubber on the georgie asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught

Well we fooged up the windows in my old chevy
I was willing but she wasnt ready
So a settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone
Dropped her off early but I didnt go home

Down by the river on a friday night
A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
Talking bout cars and dreaming bout women
Never had a plan just a livin for the minute
Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was
A lot about livin and a litttle bout love

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah but were you trying different things and rhyming them with smoking funny things?

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.forumspile.com/LOL-lolz.jpg

Frogman Henry, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

five years pass...

https://twitter.com/fatandblood/status/414029907086163968

UKIP youth wing represent.

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

Drownedinsound

nakhchivan, Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

four years pass...

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