Matthew McConaughey = allegedly the sexiest man alive

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Um, no. I mean, I'm not denying he is a bit attractive, but mostly he looks kind of dumb. I think that's part of his appeal.

Prancing Animals (coco), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:21 (twelve years ago) Permalink

roffle @ 1996

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:25 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Are 'ludes freely available to People readers or something?

Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:34 (twelve years ago) Permalink

We watched the stupidest, stupidest movie the other night, something like How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days? I think that was it. SO HORRIBLE. It's like McConaughey and Kate Hudson were being punished for a horrible crime by being forced to be in it.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

ha! i saw that! A HORRIBLE CRIME. that would make sense.

Juulia (julesbdules), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I was stuck watching that (out of sheer boredom) on a flight once. Absolutely awful.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Kate Hudson's "clingy" character reminded me of my last roommate. Excruciating. And, I mean, McConaughey is not as charming as he seems to believe he is, to be honest.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

McGonagall is just this black hole of personalitilessness. I cannot remember one thing he has said in a film ever. I've seen wallpaper with more star quality.

Le Marquis de Salade (noodle vague), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Wooderson.

http://www.matthewmcconaughey.net/wooderson.jpg

bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I've seen him on some celebrity candid show. What a twat.

If he'd shut up and just pout, I'd definitely... Uh, no, I'm married.

Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

he got arrested for playing bongos in the nude IN AUSTIN TEXAS, what more kind of personality do you need from your stoned movie stars?

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

One that isn't a twat? Dude, he was acting all arrogant and plain WEIRD on that show.

Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

To his credit, I thought he did a good job in Frailty, though it certainly helped that he had an extremely good script to work with.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Do you know, I've got no clue who he even is.

But clearly he cannot be the sexiest man alive, because that is clearly Boris Johnson.

Lady Totteringby-Gently (kate), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:04 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i think he's pretty sexy. especially in dazed and confused.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:06 (twelve years ago) Permalink

oh nathalie like people are never attracted to arrogant pretty people! and yeah, he acts weird on shows, but he's not jumping on the couch or anything. i think he's just chemically enhanced most of the time. but whatever, i haven't seen any of his movies in a theater for many years.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:06 (twelve years ago) Permalink

alright alright

bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:07 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"Allegedly Sexy" would be a good Rod Stewart album title (cover art could have a courtroom scene with a hot female witness pointing a finger at Rod)

Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:11 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i like matt mcconaughey despite his career pretty much, esp how to lose a dude which really is an abomination, i always found it funny/bizarre that apparently he like totally crossed the line hitting on rachel dratch when he hosted snl whenever, groping etc. wtf mcconaughey?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

and the asian bass player from "Do Ya Think Im Sexy" video as a baliff.

bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Clearly his metier is either playing dumb hunks in romantic comedies (for which he has a modest talent) or servicing Norma Desmond types.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:15 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Alf, you are a traet.

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:17 (twelve years ago) Permalink

there's a picture i want to post here to prove that he is sexy (though i prefer jake gyllenhaal) (mmmm jake gyllenhaal), but i'm at work and daren't look for it.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:21 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Dare! dare!

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:21 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"Sahara" must be renting well.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:32 (twelve years ago) Permalink

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TEH GREATEZT

J (Jay), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:33 (twelve years ago) Permalink

haha. i don't know whether this will work. it's all i could find on google and i didn't dare open up the actual picture.

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The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:34 (twelve years ago) Permalink

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You are MEAN!

Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 17:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

DON'T FORGET CONTACT... that movie changed everything we know about Jody Foster and the Universe.

andy -, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

that picture ned posted up the top is just horrible. muscles make me want to puke but, sweet mother of jebus, he was hot in dazed and confused. yeah, just like that photo up there. i usually dont like blondes one bit but i like him a whole lot. and he has a very pleasing name. he takes an excruciatingly long time to get to the point when hes being interviewed though.

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

He seems to essentially be Wooderson in real life. All he wants to do is drive around with his Aistream, get drunk and meet women. A fine use of one's celebrity. (I guess that makes him the low-rent George Clooney in some ways?)

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Are we talking about some radical new definition of "man" here?

KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:27 (twelve years ago) Permalink

When did American culture turn "sexy" into a synonym for "dirty"?

Dan (Dude Looks Like He Smells Like A Diaper) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:31 (twelve years ago) Permalink

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:32 (twelve years ago) Permalink

trudat

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:34 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I GET OLDER

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink

THEY STAY THE SAAAAAME AGE

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:36 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Clearly the best movie ever.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

JUST KEEP ON LIVIN - L. I. V. I. N.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:40 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I don't get this thread.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

whatever happened to the hot freshman chick mike mills got with?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i buy the arguement.

a) physically he's above average- looks are nice, strong, tall, healthy looking. polite and soft spoken but hunky and confident. most likely well-endowed.

b) professionally- he seems to avoid all controversy or challenge, co-stars with actresses that most women can relate to. very agreeable.

c) personal life made public- laid back, avoids fame but lives in style and comfort, intriguing. total stoner and mellow guy that just wants to have fun, to savor life, to please. he's unpretentious, subscribes to some kind of spirituality, a bit aloof.

he's a typical pleasure model

nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

He's typically gross.

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

not everybody can be noah wyle ally!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

OMG

Dan (Noah Wylie Probably Smells Like Douche) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:55 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"gross" should be reserved for men like patrick swayze and tom sizemore.

nein Socken (nein Socken), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

TOM SIZEMORE PORN

Dan (Tim Sizemore Probably Smells Like A Dog Fart) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 19:00 (twelve years ago) Permalink

sweet fucking jesus - tom sizemore has a porn site for some reason

someone at people was asleep at the wheel - tom wuz robbed!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 19:03 (twelve years ago) Permalink

wait...wait...Noah Wyle??

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 20:14 (twelve years ago) Permalink

IIRC, this was part of his community service for the bongo incident:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA83Yx0-Cqw

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:57 (five years ago) Permalink

the j's for just the k's for keep

http://www.matthewmcconaughey.com/

it's smdh time in America (will), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 01:13 (five years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Matthew McConaughey ‏@McConaughey
happy birthday America, more good news, Camila and I are expecting our 3rd child, God bless, just keep livin
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max, Thursday, 5 July 2012 15:32 (five years ago) Permalink

L-I-V-I-N

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:00 (five years ago) Permalink

"Allegedly Sexy" would be a good Rod Stewart album title (cover art could have a courtroom scene with a hot female witness pointing a finger at Rod)
― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, November 16, 2005

why didn't this ever happen

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:00 (five years ago) Permalink

i try not to be judgmental about famous guys my wife finds attractive since she's cool about my taste in famous ladies so it was funny to me when a Magic Mike ad was playing and she said in a really preemptively embarrassed way "i'm sorry but he's really hot" re: McConaughey

some dude, Thursday, 5 July 2012 17:57 (five years ago) Permalink

some wife otm

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:17 (five years ago) Permalink

"We found a great rhythm," Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. "Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:22 (five years ago) Permalink

The Texas-born actor says he cut the umbilical cord in "one snip" and got to hold his son for the first 15 minutes while doctors worked on Camila. Both he and the Brazilian beauty -- who waited to know the sex of their baby -- say they were not surprised to find out they had a boy.

"I said, 'Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we'd been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila],' Matthew said.

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:22 (five years ago) Permalink

is it wrong that I am imagining McConaughey trying to beatmatch "Bucky Done Gun" to his wife's contractions

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

nope

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:23 (five years ago) Permalink

no – the first fifteen seconds of Paul Simon's "The Obvious Child."

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:24 (five years ago) Permalink

would birth dance with

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:24 (five years ago) Permalink

also lol @ I saw the pecker

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:24 (five years ago) Permalink

Give it up
Give it up
Give it up
PUSH

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:25 (five years ago) Permalink

i may have posted this elsewhere but if you didn't watch the food network 2 hour special with guy fieri and mcconaughey, you're missing out

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:01 (five years ago) Permalink

He next stars with Woody Harrelson in “True Detective,” a new HBO series

with bells on, y'all

I'm HOOSin' out, 36 o's, so I'm drivin' round with that steena (some dude), Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:12 (five years ago) Permalink

ditto, completely presold on that

balls, Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:14 (five years ago) Permalink

I watched The Lincoln Lawyer last week and realized goddamn how much I miss mid nineties Grisham flicks. He's terrific in it.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:26 (five years ago) Permalink

which means: mainstream "adult" cinema is impoverished that TLL looks like Anatomy of a Murder.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:27 (five years ago) Permalink

*so impoverished

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:27 (five years ago) Permalink

I watched The Lincoln Lawyer last week and realized goddamn how much I miss mid nineties Grisham flicks. He's terrific in it.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, July 7, 2012 8:26 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

otm, though if you go back and watch them i think you'll find that you miss the idea of them. TLL is better done than most of em

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:46 (five years ago) Permalink

i remember when i saw ides of march last year, there was this vibe in the theater of everyone being just relieved to watch a movie for adults after the summer of pain

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:47 (five years ago) Permalink

Mr. McConaughey is well aware that there is a perception that he was coasting in those interchangeable romcoms; he maintains it was harder work than people think. “I’ve done romantic comedies that were more difficult than ‘Killer Joe,’ ” he said. “The work is to keep them buoyant. If you dig deep, you try to go to the reality and to the humanity, it’s a 12-minute movie.”

i buy this btw

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:47 (five years ago) Permalink

I won't overrate Grisham adaptations if you and Matt don't overrate his romcoms

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:54 (five years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

The Onion AV Club does a "Random Roles" with Patton Oswalt today, and this happens:

Failure To Launch (2006)—“Techie”
PO: Again, one scene. Me and Sarah Jessica Parker. She was a delight. I remember doing the table read with Matthew McConaughey before she was cast, and his dad was not played by Terry Bradshaw. It was Paul Dooley. He was the best. I said, “You are my favorite movie dad.” He was in Sixteen Candles and Breaking Away. And I think the mom was played by Kathy Bates, who was also amazing at the table read. Then McConaughey shows up in bike shorts and no shirt for the table read. I was sitting across from him, and I could see his right testicle.

AVC: He literally was shirtless for a table read?

PO: Yes. If I looked like that, I’d be shirtless, too. I think he showed up on his bike, so he legitimately had been out biking.

super perv powder (Phil D.), Monday, 19 November 2012 15:45 (four years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

Wesley Morris on McC's imminent AIDS activist movie: "It's Erin Cockovich."

http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-toronto-2013-jean-marc-vallees-dallas-buyers-club

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 20:45 (four years ago) Permalink

i hear good things

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 13 September 2013 03:19 (four years ago) Permalink

Also doing an HBO miniseries in January:

http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/09/08/woody-harrelson-matthew-mcconaughey-hbo/

bad bad disco (Eazy), Friday, 13 September 2013 04:35 (four years ago) Permalink

can a mod remove the "allegedly" from the thread title now that this has been confirmed

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 13 September 2013 21:06 (four years ago) Permalink

better keep it to avoid libel suits

max, Saturday, 14 September 2013 02:46 (four years ago) Permalink

how about a dash after sexiest & an exclamation mark after alive

@twitizensforlemonlipbalm (schlump), Saturday, 14 September 2013 05:26 (four years ago) Permalink

enjoyed "Mud", some reservations about the gender politics notwithstanding. felt like a pretty unusual movie, an odd combo of bildungsroman, noir, and southern gothic

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 23:26 (four years ago) Permalink

in general definitely enjoying the McConaughsance

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 23:27 (four years ago) Permalink

It's a terrific movie, yeah.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 23:34 (four years ago) Permalink

Ellis and Neckbone are the best

polyphonic, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 23:35 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Quite good in Dallas Buyers Club, let down by Oscar-baiting pathos.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 November 2013 22:06 (four years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

^He's really terrific in a pretty formulaic underdog/disease movie. And the gay liberal hysteria over it is quite boring.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 04:51 (three years ago) Permalink

I'm a guy who likes movies about people at work, and this one shows him going from Austin Brockovich to James Bond too quickly.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 12:10 (three years ago) Permalink

yeah well, movies

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 13:09 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

DBC was great but felt like it was 3 hours long somehow

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:58 (three years ago) Permalink

I'm a guy who likes movies about people at work, and this one shows him going from Austin Brockovich to James Bond too quickly.

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 6:10 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you would have preferred the bela tarr version? ;)

★feminist parties i have attended (amateurist), Friday, 24 January 2014 03:59 (three years ago) Permalink

he really surprised me with how great he is in DBC, and i mean i'd already seen mud, killer joe, lincoln lawyer, magic mike, bernie - i already knew he was a good actor doing good work. but now i think he might be a great one

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 24 January 2014 04:04 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

"Allegedly Sexy" would be a good Rod Stewart album title (cover art could have a courtroom scene with a hot female witness pointing a finger at Rod)
― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, November 16, 2005

why didn't this ever happen

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, July 5, 2012 11:00 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:44 (three years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

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