Lol @ Ross Kemp

I keenly wait your impending "It's funny when porn stars get raped" thread.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40803000/jpg/_40803513_cindy_220.jpg

can porn stars actually be raped? what would the soundtrack be like to that?

x-post to milton

Yes, as a former victim I have a problem with this, OK?

God, I do hope for your sake you're joking. Even though it's not funny, it's better than saying something that stupid.

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a) revile domestic violence of all kinds and;
b) be quite pleased that Ms Wade battered Mr Kemp

at the same time?

surely it's not, in a world shorn of platonic ideals.

Do you actually know who Rebekah Wade and Ross Kemp are?

Apparently Kantian imperatives are alive and kicking though.

Well, at least at the Kemp house.

i mean, if george bush was being vicimised by his staff a la 'the servant', that would be funny also.

I spent one of the most painful afternoons of my life arguing about this with a fucking Women's Aid worker, who kept trying to tell me that if a woman hits a man he must have done something to provoke her.

xpost to 'JSL'

everyone knows it's bad when women hit men. i'm a man and i would really rather not be hit.

I don't think there's some great 'right' or 'truth' that needs recognising here.

xpost

wow barbarian otm TWICE now

However, under the circumstances, I can see the morbidly ironic side of Ross 'Ultimate Force' Kemp being bullied by Rebekah 'used the paper to campaign against domestic violence' Wade.

this is because in most cases a man is more likely to do some serious damage to a woman than vice versa. obv there are a billion examples that could be used to counter this, but nevertheless true.

also, the specific example which we are talking about involves a large, musclebound man, frequently cast in tough guy roles, who one would not think could easily be harmed by ms wade. this is why this situation is specifically and particularly funny.

Would be utterly spiffing if they were tho, what?

She'll be offered a part in Eastenders in "an attempt to revive the dwindling fortunes of BBC's flagship soap"

Please tell me it was Lucy Benjamin so we can have a real-life version of Who Shot Slapped Phil? story and him what played Dan (OK, I know his name's Craig Fairbrass but I don't want to appear sad) will end up getting framed for it. Or something.

There's a slaphead joke in there somewhere just waiting to get out as well now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841499_ross_kemp150.jpg

anyway... WTFFinfF!?!!!!!!eleven

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005510327,00.html

Cops go to
Ross row

BRUV 2

EASTENDERS hardman Ross Kemp was caught up in a real-life drama yesterday when police turned up at his home in the small hours.

Ross, who has won millions of new viewers after returning to the soap as Grant Mitchell, opened the door to find four officers on his front step.

The cops said they were investigating an allegation that he had been assaulted by his wife Rebekah Wade, who is editor of The Sun.

Ms Wade, 37, was arrested at the house in Battersea, South London, and taken to a nearby police station.

Rebekah and Ross ...
'fuss about nothing'

She was held for eight hours before being released without any charge or a caution.

Ms Wade, who became Sun editor at the beginning of 2003, was not even interviewed by police during her stay at the station.

Ross, 41 — also the star of ITV’s hit series Ultimate Force about the SAS — did not sustain any injuries.

A cut to his lip which was reported by news agencies had in fact been sustained during filming.

Ms Wade was also not hurt during the incident which was described as an “old-fashioned row” between a married couple.

The couple, who wed three years ago, had returned to their home together at 3am after attending a birthday party.

Earlier Ms Wade had also seen fallen Cabinet Minister David Blunkett who had quit as Work and Pensions Secretary in the morning.

As soon as she was released from police custody, Ms Wade returned to The Sun’s offices at Wapping, East London, to mastermind production of today’s newspaper.

Last night she said: “It was just a silly row which got out of hand.”

Ross said: “It was a lot of fuss about nothing.”

I thought that rung a bell but now I can't find anything saying that. But I'm going to stop looking cause this is all a bit sick.

That's very poor.

Together, they are reckoned to have become one of Britain's most influential media couples since marrying in 2002, and count leading figures in the political and media establishment among their friends.
These include Guy Black, press secretary to Michael Howard, the Tory leader. Black is a childhood friend of Kemp and they remain close.

He and his partner Mark Boland, the Prince of Wales's press secretary, have been on holiday with Wade and Kemp.

OI, GEH AWWT OF ME CAR LOT, SON.

Ross Kemp at the Baftas:

Ex-EastEnders star Ross Kemp was unrepentant about winning best factual series ahead of Stephen Fry's documentary on manic depression and family history programme Who Do You Think You Are?

"We've been shot at," he said of his show, which profiled gangs around the world.

"We've been in prisons where people are raped on a regular basis. I've been on my own on a number of occasions with people who are multiple murderers.

"I interviewed a man who'd shot 16 people through the head before his 10th birthday."

And to celebrate the recognition for his work, he was "definitely going to get smashed" after the ceremony, he quipped.

RIP. Heaven needed a man who could get beaten up by an eight stone woman.

He didn't want to live in a world without Kellogg's Fruit and Fibre.

You're thinking of Angus Deayton.

No, I believe he didn't want to live in a world without coked-up hookers.

God bless Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyQ7tiJw3sE

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8545/cheekysquashedkemp.jpg

http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/

WOW

That is awesome.

I smell a "Best Original Concept" award coming up at whatever stupid awards they give to blogs.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2484/3727293065_c89c1dd798.jpg?v=1247784884

Thank god somebody re-upped this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsApDcW1ng

Screen grab it, print it, fold it.

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https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/ross-kemp-spice-cannabis-vape-hmp-belmarsh-prison-documentary-itv-a9276276.html

https://thehooksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ross4.jpg

When your hobby becomes your job

tbf to Kemp I look much the same most mornings

He's back.

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https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/03/ross-kemp-reveals-swollen-lips-stung-wasps-jokes-look-like-mick-jagger-13078939/

Sometimes I’d review the third episode with an actor – no director present.

On the occasion of the uniform episode, I’d invited Ross Kemp.

I gave him sugared coffee and my most comfortable chair. I turned the TV towards him so the screen wouldn’t flare with the sun finding gaps in the BBC blinds.

We watched in parallel and, apart from my scribbling and his laboured breathing, in silence.

A silence broken as the scissors sliced the khaki.

For a moment, I thought the sound guys had gone overboard with stereo effects. But no - in my right ear I had Grant sobbing on the marital bed and in my left ear Ross sobbing in my comfortable chair.

The actor had been overwhelmed by his own performance.

“Am I really as good I as I think I am?” he asked, shaking the tears from his big round eyes.