New James Bond = Daniel Craig.

gonna be interesting to see how mendes turns bond into a cutting satire abt the deadly numbness of american suburban life

This, Every Day, For The Rest Of Your Live And Let Die

gonna be interesting to have michael sheen oh you get it

this is gonna be fuckin garbage

From Russia With Vague Longing

The Living-Room Lights

The Bitch Who Loved Me

octo yeah you know he actually made a war film and a fuckin gangster film so this applies to, like, two his films? pussy

License to Brood

dr. no, dds

a view to a kil...... from a suburban living room

My Job is Not Enough

tomorrow never dies.... BUT YOUR DREAMS DO WHEN YOU MOVE TO THE SUBURBS

the man with the golden JOB AS AN INSURANCE AGENT IN THE SUBURBS

WOMBRAKER (it is about ABORTION)

octo yeah you know he actually made a war film and a fuckin gangster film so this applies to, like, two his films? pussy

lol

Octopissy

... moonraker 2: electric boogaloo: the moonrakening

moonrake harder

LICENCE TO KILL..... TOM HANKS WITH A MUSTACHE

how do you use a mustache to kill someone

you must keep its leading edge very sharp

and then hurl it with downward force, as a boomerang

FUCKIN GANGSTER MOVIE AND WAR FILM ARE... for your eyes only

the (imaginary) spy who loved me (unlike my husband!) [he turned out to be real though]

Powerball

saw neither his fuckin gangster film nor war film, can he put together an action sequence?

Dr No, I've Got a Headache

Diamonds Are Forever The Superficial Signifiers Of Unhappy Relationships Between Affluent Suburban Want-Aways

on "am beauty" he left the shootin' of the pictures to the DoP, so i'd guess maybe not; but action sequences in bond films are done by the second-unit ne way

xpost

'at this point "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY" is proving a bit restrictive if you know what i mean? sry'

tomorrow never dies.... BUT YOUR DREAMS DO WHEN YOU MOVE TO THE SUBURBS

This is perfect. The villain will probably be a woman who wants to marry Bond and make him move to a suburb in New Jersey.

(Bond enters, throws hat on couch, collapses exhausted into chair.)

"God, I need a martini."

"I'll make a couple. How do you want it chilled?"

"I don't care anymore. You know that. I haven't cared for years. You took that from me."

Timely! The Onion AV Club looks at "The Road To Perdition": http://www.avclub.com/articles/road-to-perdition,39987/

golden eh

A+

Dr No, I've Got a Headache

― Tracer Hand, Monday, April 12, 2010 10:45 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is pretty good imo

Quantum of Perdition

jarhead royale

Away We Goldfinger

the man with the away we golden gun

Octopussawaywego

On Her Majesty's STFU

diamonds are revolutionary road forever

you only live twice... jarhead

On Her Majesty's STFU

― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 18:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

hahahahahaha

never say Butcher's Crossing (details only on IMDbPro) again

From Russia With LOL

johnny english

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/20/furloughs-arent-forever-career-advice-for-james-bond/