Alex Jones

he had his hair done ?

the chipmunk version in the comments!

Any idea what set of this tirade? No way is his heart gonna hold out much longer.

Judging by the end of the video, it was...vaccines.

when did alex jones start doing his show with a lip in by the way? it's been a while since i watched. also, he's promoting a conspiracy-minded dating site now. great to see two of my favorite broadcasters together again.
one of jones' talents is his ability to blast all of his talking points out at once but in this case, he gets upset that gavin is not playing ball and goes off into his personal history with lawyers and platform capitalism, but then i believe it's sexualization of kids that really puts him over the edge, right after this point here, after alex jones compares gavin to lee rogers who gavin seems to not be familiar with (he's a more antisemitic openly white supremacist jones knockoff): https://youtu.be/M5zwDvjMSLI?t=4165
gavin's response is: "i don't know anything about vaccines"
alex jones: "will you pray with me?" right into a pitch for colloidal silver.
alex jones later explains that antifa is motivated by "poontang," gavin disagrees, explaining that antifa loves "tranny porn" and many members are rapists.

That whole thing is pretty lol, but a small detail that popped out to me was seeing Jones wearing a shirt from Ralph Lauren--a Jew (!) from the Bronx & a huge democrat donor--that makes me wonder who exactly is the brainwashed sheeple.

Is he openly anti-jews and anti-new york or is it more a dogwhistle thing?

PLENTY of conservatives wear ralph lauren

RL dressed Melania for the inauguration.

I know that's just standard phraseology and the designers don't literally dress people, but I always imagine designers chasing VIPs around and trying to get them into their clothes -- "come on darling, we can't go to the party until you get into your clothes...here we go, underwear first...no, just one foot at a time, dear."

alex jones vs joe rogan beef pretty good pic.twitter.com/GJmnkNJUGA

— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) February 7, 2019

look them both in room. burn room to ground.

i don't know, seems more appropriate to force them to eat disgusting things and then maybe throw some poisonous snakes into the locked room first, right?

A good thing has happened today.

Inbox: Judge rules Sandy Hook families can depose Alex Jones in defamation case pic.twitter.com/984SIOTxk6

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) February 14, 2019

pass the conspiracy popcorn

*high-fives* I'm here until I can finally unbookmark this thread.

Anyone else read "Sabrina?"

yeah, it took Fanta five years to do Top Notch - D&Q waited, what, 15?

Sabrina was excellent! The AJ character was slightly less odious than the impression I get of the real AJ. A closer correlative would be the guy in Homeland. But who knows, Drnaso could have been directly transcribing.

um......shots fired???

https://www.infowars.com/scandal-joe-rogan-just-said-black-people-are-apes-black-neighborhoods-are-the-planet-of-the-apes/

spidermanpointingatspiderman.tiff

I thought rogan and jones were bros

hard to imagine that the friendship between these two hulking idiot man-children was not destined to last but here we are

why can't monsters get along with other monsters?

soi disantra

they don't wanna

I thought rogan and jones were bros

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2019/02/07/alex-jones-and-joe-rogan-are-in-the-midst-of-a-hilarious-feud/#5987080424f8

Inbox: Judge rules Sandy Hook families can depose Alex Jones in defamation case pic.twitter.com/984SIOTxk6
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) February 14, 2019

can we change that from "depose" to "defenestrate"?

makes me feel a bit sad when rogan brings up a fun story about him and jones clowning around with george bush and george bush sr masks and jones coldly turns away and goes back to ranting about how democrats are pushing post-birth abortion so that the globalists can harvest organs.

"my dad knew organ harvesters..."

on asians: "they're like... they're conscious and real people... but when they get into a fight, they all sync up and they're like robots and have no fear"

So which kung fu movie has he just watched?

"there were two breakaway governments and two shadows governments—it's in the documents—so, you had one that was british-run and one that was german-run ... they said, 'we've got all this on the drawing board, a plan to poison the food and water, a plan for off-world bases, by the way, we're taking hardcore drugs and we're in contact with aliens.' ... you go to the real, deep phD-level history books, nasa is the german breakaway government..."

I gotta look into these books, with the secrets that are that are right there in the writing...

I’m sure he provides links and references to the exact passages after every show

"it's in the literature, man"
"what literature?"
"mainline historical books about ss castles where they go, 'the aliens want blood,' so they'd kill like twenty kids and everything, so the aliens would like..."
"the aliens wanted blood?"
"it brings them in like sharks, and they'd give them technology, like, 'this is how it works. you build the atomic weapons this way,' and the aliens are, like, telepathic. and they would, like, show them bombers. and the aliens are, like, telepathic. they would, like, mindmeld and give them the technology. they were bad aliens. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS. THE NAZIS BELIEVED THIS. are you surprised the nazis were influenced by demons? but joe what i'm telling you is, no media will attack this."

"the germans were seduced because they had high IQs but more than that, they were psychically connected to each other and would work like robots. the EU and chinese want robots to replace us because they'll follow orders. and the chinese are very conscious when they're conscious but they're also very robotic—but the germans are just as robotic, so this entity system picked germans as its attempt even in world war 1 and world war 2 and it was manipulating the brits as well and it was offering them technology but two different paths, one was social control and all this other stuff with the brits, and the other was high-tech weapons, interdimensional with the germans. so, whoever these players are—and you can dial into it but it's very dangerous—they're manipulating the british arm versus the german arm and then they've got the chinese arm that is almost seen as, like, a robot army. so, the globalists go to these events and take bigger and bigger doses of drugs..."

someone has been taking large doses of drugs, for sure

for along time I wasn't buying into this line of thought, but to see it simplified and distilled like this has me coming around

"dude, they-they-they turn your heart off for five minutes and pump oxygen into your blood and you're in the meetings—and i've talked to people that are involved, i mean, top scientists—you're in the meetings with frickin' aliens—elves are the main group..."

i wish alex jones never cashed in on being a racist far-right guy and just exposed elves.

"what's adrenochrome?"
"oh, man, dude..."

I'll never understand why people continue to pay any attention to this pud. It's like coming back every day to see how the putrefaction of that dead pigeon on the side of the road is progressing.

http://www.kissingivankatrump.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/alex-jones-redder-1024x576.jpg

That will never not be one of the funniest pictures in existence.

His watch is different in the second picture. What other changes can *you* find?

Would like to see Human League issue a rerelease of 'Being Boiled' with this as the sleeve.

he's sucking in his gut a bit harder

I don't usually listen to This American Life, but while hanging at the airport I heard a piece (maybe a follow-up piece?) on Jones and his Sandy Hook truther followers. It was predictably disgusting, with one or two minor silver linings. But it was followed by a piece by Jon Ronson unravelling Jones's creation myth. The guy apparently regularly claims he moved to Austin from outside Dallas because he ratted out (during a school assembly) local police for dealing drugs, but interviews with classmates indicate that likely never happened. Turns out the real impetus (by many accounts) is that, no surprise, Jones was a bully and an agitator who one day beat the shit out of a classmate and left him with permanent damage; Jones' dad visited this kid in the hospital and paid his bills, or something to that extent. But time passed and Jones is invited to some house party, which turned out to be a setup, as friends of this injured kid jump *him* and beat the shit out of him, and apparently the humiliation is so bad his family had to move. As Ronson indicates, that might not be the exact truth, but it's much closer to the truth than what Jones has been pedaling.

The crazy (but not crazy) thing is that a lot of these former classmates of Jones calling BS are conspiracy theory assholes themselves. Even the one kid who got seriously beat up, who had no idea Alex Jones has a popular show and the ear of the president.

Anyway, unrelated to that he gives Ronson a statement re: Sandy Hook, and boy does it sound like someone put the fear of legal god in him. I hope the parents suing him leave him with nothing but vitamin suppositories.

yeah that was an interesting show--especially the classmates of Jones talking about him walking the halls with demon eyes telling people he was the antichrist

So there was basically never a time when his profound mental illness wasn't readily apparent, cool, glad that wound has been allowed to fester.