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Thanks but I look like a girl, and Trayce's face looks rather blimpy [it wasn't at the time]. Stupid concept-of-photography.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

You look like a very manly girl Adam.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Um thanks :)

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link

you look like a girl? trayce looks a bit blimpy in the other one but she looks hawt in that one.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm working from memory btw, they've fallen off the page for me...

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Photos shouldn't ever be taken of me.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

pfft, like you're gruesome or summat.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

LOOK AT ME HAND, TRAYCE, LOOK AT ME BLOODY HAND!

I was soberest, I drove home, via Brunners.

NO SASHA IT WAS NO PROBLEM.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you get paid via money/other means?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

So what's everybody up to today? I think I've got an ear infection - figures, I could barely hear anybody on Friday night.

I was going to do it for free, but the boy insisted on putting on me on the door for his gig and a beer or summat. I dunno, I like driving, it really was no problem.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah but I was wondering if he plumped for other means, and was curious to know how far he'd go.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:45 (eighteen years ago) link

BLIMPY!?!?

Why I oughts ta....

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I was tempted, but he couldn't produce a recent VD test.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Glad to hear you'll be workin' next week, Adam. I got a contact at Penguin Australia I'll be calling on in the next week or so.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah? A contact as in someone who'll accept a novel submission?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:09 (eighteen years ago) link

probably a contact for illegally importing penguins

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Nah, just work. I'm going to send my resume in. Dude, I'm years away from finishing anything that looks like a novel.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

JUST ADMIT IT BIDNESS, YOU'RE GONNA BRING IN THOSE SWEET, SWEET TUXEDO'D BIRD MEATS AND SELL THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

penguin is too stringy

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

*backs slowly out of the room*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

stringy? how are you cooking it jim?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

you peeled it first, right?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link

boiled

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

like corned beef

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmm corned beef. With white sauce. and carrots and onions.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

corny indie beefx0r

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahah ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

what is corned beef? how do they corn it?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Definitions of Corned Beef on the Web:

* Beef brisket (or round) cured in a seasoned brine. Old-fashioned corned beef is grayish-pink and is very salty; the newer style is bright reddish and less salty. Most corned beef today is free of nitrites (alleged carcinogens).
www.nutribase.com/fishmeat.shtml

* Brined beef from the brisket; available in flank cut and point cut.
www.tyson.com/UserControls/ViewTerms.aspx

* Beef brisket, or sometimes other cuts, cured for about a month in a brine with large crystals (corns) of salt, sugar, spices, and other seasonings and preservatives to produce a meat that when slowly simmered in water, develops a moist, tender mixture, mildly spiced flavor, and bright purplish-red color.
www.d.umn.edu/~alphanu/cookery/glossary_food.html

* Salt boiled beef. The small crystals or "corns" of coarse salt used in the pickling, give it it's name.
www.tedcancook.com/terms1.htm

* bully beef: beef cured or pickled in brine
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* Corned beef is beef that is first pickled in brine and then cooked by boiling. Usually, cuts of meat are used that feature long muscle grain, such as the brisket.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corned_beef

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Brined beef from the brisket

this is quite a phrase..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

sounds disgusting

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link

It's an acquired taste.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, is it? I mean its just lovely tender meat with a good savory flavour to it.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i guess they corned it to keep it fresh over time?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i love corned vegetables too, especially onion

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah all boiled in the pot - onions and carrots, mmmmm. I really must try making one some time. Served with a mustard white sauce, mashed potatoes and some cabbage.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

wait - corned onion? so its pickled in brine then boiled?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:57 (eighteen years ago) link

no just put in the pot with the meat. they get all salty and nice

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahah.. watching Orbit and Jon fight like snotty three year olds is actually getting pathetic and funny now. Neither of them know when to stop. Its really dumb.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

its giving me the shits

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah. posting about it feels like shouting into the abyss yet again

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah I said a few things but only really cos I take exception to the whining spilling into threads I actually read like the LOL ones.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Trayce, you are getting on my LAST NERVE. I am not "fighting" with him. Are you blind? Have you READ these threads? It is a nonstop attack on me. I ask him to stop and correct slander where possible. That is ALL I have done, and people are giving ME shit. HELLO! I am the one being attacked here. What if *I* did this to someone? Would you have the same attitude, it's like being raped or something, it's so "blame the victim". I'm sick of it.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:51 (eighteen years ago) link

consider these two things:

- getting some perspective
- ignoring him once and for all

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link

orbit calm down. don't respond. at all. i realise it must be hard. i don't think people are blaming you. i'm not.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh for the love of jeebus.

Exactly my point! IGNORE HIM HE IS TROLLING YOU AND YOU ARE GETTING UPSET, SHOWING IT and (ferchristsake!) compaing it to RAPE - wow. I'm speechless.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

GET THE FUCK OFF OUR THREAD, NOW!

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry I mentioned it in here fellow mongrels, clearly that was a prize drongo error, heh :/

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha Mikey.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

ohey mongs etc. tell me one or two interesting things about microsoft Windows. things i could use in class. jokes or odd facts. (not the three engineers in a car joke pls)

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

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