Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

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Prompted by a discovery of an astounding picture I had around, clipped out from an issue of Sports Illustrated from 1993, it says here. The caption for full context:

HOLD ON THERE
Though Iowa won the team title, no wrestler at the NCAA meet was more exuberant than Nebraska's Tony Purler, who celebrated with his coaches after winning the title in the 126-pound division.

Yes, very exuberant indeed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

HAHAHAHAHHA OMG

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:06 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I don't want this thread to ever drop off the "New Answers" page.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

eric, i'm with you.

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

wrestling to thread.

latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:10 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Nedrick Arthur Raggett, you should be ashamed of yourself! That's nothing but some innocent post-victory rogering, and you want to make it all dirty. The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world stick their tongues out towards your nipples in disgust!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:11 (twelve years ago) Permalink

this thread has a lot of potential, keep it coming

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:15 (twelve years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of really good a-rod/jeter pics out there. i'll see if i can find one.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (twelve years ago) Permalink

some innocent post-victory rogering

In front of an adoring crowd!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (twelve years ago) Permalink

isn't there an anti-yankees website out there somewhere that has compiled a pretty large stock of images of d. jeter and a-rod in compromising, vaguely homoerotic poses? each one had really lousy captions too, if i recall

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:22 (twelve years ago) Permalink

There's an even better version of the ALCS ball-slap with high heels on Jeter's shoes.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (twelve years ago) Permalink

this thread is getting me all hot and bothered

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Fuck swimmers are hot.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:41 (twelve years ago) Permalink

but then derek started spending time with gary..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeter_sheffield.jpg

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"And winning the gold medal in fuckswimming..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

.....

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I think pretty much any picture of high school/college wrestling is going to count.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

has there been, say, a popstar equivalent of this thread over on ILM?

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:56 (twelve years ago) Permalink

EVERY noise board thread to thread.

I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

(hah or pretty much any beckham photoshoot to thread!)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (twelve years ago) Permalink

(er the ones where he's with his exceedingly beautiful wife excepted)

joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:59 (twelve years ago) Permalink

and accepted

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:04 (twelve years ago) Permalink

VPL!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

"Exceedingly beautiful"? She's always pouting like her mouth has just come off it.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

You know, from all the suction.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:06 (twelve years ago) Permalink

not really homoerotic but...
http://screamingpickle.com/images/Golf-Trophy.JPG

tylero (tylero), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:22 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Depends on where it's been.

Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:26 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I still haven't gotten over this one:

http://www.mlb.com/images/2003/10/25/byf4WvT4.jpg

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:48 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Ziggy Palffy kissed Kalle Johannsen once...

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

That initial picture is ridiculous.

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:56 (twelve years ago) Permalink

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

There's this one, , but a few seconds later Stewart was holding his caddie's head in his hands and I swear they were about to lock lips but thought better of it.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:00 (twelve years ago) Permalink

The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world

I was thinking Al Franken.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:01 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It really is the tongue with that one I posted right at the start. I mean, all the elements of the photo are just great but the TONGUE.

And what trips me out is that the photo wasn't buried away or anything -- SI usually does a two-page spread for their table of contents, as was the case here, right up at the front of the magazine. What in the world was *that* editorial meeting like?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:03 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Not enough ladies:

http://www.sfist.com/archives/images/sp_usa_vball03-thumb.jpg

Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:22 (twelve years ago) Permalink

TS: Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery v. Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

FITE. That initial picture is the single funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

Also: more l3zzin' up, plz.

giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:22 (twelve years ago) Permalink

two guys making eyes contact while touching each other, wow gay

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:36 (four years ago) Permalink

I mean, don't get me wrong, I ship the hell outta that.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:37 (four years ago) Permalink

looks like LeBro was staring at his lips to me

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:42 (four years ago) Permalink

Lebron might be wearing the ugliest shirt ever.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:51 (four years ago) Permalink

not shown but he is wearing leather shorts as well

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:53 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
one month passes...
one month passes...

lol @ NoHands the football player

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:45 (three years ago) Permalink

two months pass...
three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgnFm6ICYAAnRx3.png

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 16 February 2014 17:20 (three years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/p7BzKVW.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:40 (three years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/aXcTjng.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 12 July 2014 07:50 (three years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/lJUh3mb.gif

, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:43 (two years ago) Permalink

Cootchy koo

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 15:16 (two years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5Z4vMJIYAA6fHT.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 15:46 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Do you eat the booty?

, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:52 (two years ago) Permalink

just lookin out for his boy's prostate is all

pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:18 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Also not sports, but still favorite.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:20 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Not really homoerotic, more an "after" shot from a dating website:

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3727867.ece/alternates/s615/JS39737078.jpg

ailsa, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:53 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

messi_neymar.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:38 (two years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/pWbNORN.gif

, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:13 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...
two months pass...
three months pass...
one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/e9rVDp7EWFF

, Saturday, 11 June 2016 12:46 (one year ago) Permalink

https://flic.kr/p/Jrdfsn

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:30 (one year ago) Permalink

FFS the android flickr app is fkn useless.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7634/27852286625_820a18e19b_c.jpg

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:34 (one year ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/dvulIfg.gif

, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:27 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Is the original SI wrestling photo still in here somewhere? I spent 10 min lookign for it and couldn't find it

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:01 (two months ago) Permalink

Hmm, maybe I'll have to dig it out again if I can find it for a reshoot/scan.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:10 (two months ago) Permalink

nm I pulled it from SI.com

http://i.imgur.com/IZU4ioo.jpg

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:11 (two months ago) Permalink

Hahah I love it. And you know, when I originally scanned and cropped it, I left out the dude there in the lower left getting a close look of the action.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:13 (two months ago) Permalink

I want someone to hold me like Ryan Zimmerman holds Bryce Harper pic.twitter.com/0cWZsVWOrI

— RJ Loubier (@ThoseRJs) May 29, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:52 (one month ago) Permalink

one month passes...

favorite intentionally homoerotic sports imagery (nsfw)

http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

, Friday, 7 July 2017 00:11 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Bless.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 7 July 2017 20:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

that's p intentional

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:30 (two weeks ago) Permalink

You've never accidentally given double handjobs before?

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:27 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Why Do These Homos Keep Humping My Hands?

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:35 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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