Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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Or is my enemy is lying on the ground while using it? Supinely maybe?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 24 September 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard (re unperson's post) in that it disenfranchises the states with some of the largest indigenous populations, for one thing.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link

And that's just the first stupid thing about it that came to mind.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

Hey, they've already proved they're up for a long walk when necessary (cf. Trail of Tears), so let 'em move to real states if they want to vote.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

**For the humorless leftier-than-thous in the room: all of this is jokes.**

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

Racist joke still racist, go fuck yourself

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

I thought I was in the generational wars thread for a sec.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link

Can’t wait for unperson to bust out his Holocaust-centered tight five.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

And to think that if someone made a joke about the Holocaust, they'd probably be banned in a second.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

Dunno, what if the would-be jokester is Jewish?

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

Anyway, I'm pretty sure unperson is trolling because he's a sworn enemy of self-righteousness. And because he's Gen X.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

It is a style of trolling that I have always hated.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 September 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link

FP'ed that horrific unperson post, holy shit. get the fuck out of here with that shit right now.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 September 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link

**For the humorless leftier-than-thous in the room: all of this is jokes.**

it is SOP to claim that people who didn't find humor in one's failed joke are defective and lack the exquisite sense of humor required to find it humorous. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and a failed joke is just bereft of humor.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

But you didn't respond as one would respond to an unfunny/failed joke - at least, not at first. You (and table) responded as if to a serious proposal. Since table has no discernible sense of humor at all, I expected that from him, but not you.

In any case, I've already voted, so I'm probably gonna shut my brain off to all this shit for the next five weeks.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link

I don’t read that tweet as support for Guiado.

come ON

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 25 September 2020 03:20 (three years ago) link

it is carefully crafted to suggest support for guiado, while at the same time it retains sufficient ambiguity that it only endorses certain ideals that guiado does not necessarily exemplify. iow, it is pure diplomat-speak.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 25 September 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link

unperson, it's not something to be joked about. it's genocide. and the framing you adopted is the kind of casual racism "joke" i expect in the comments under a right-wing news-site story shared by some asshole's asshole uncle. it's way way out of line. imo.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 September 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

also the "this is a racist joke, with my added haha at the end" style is not funny

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 September 2020 05:55 (three years ago) link

this is a joke a racist person would make, if they were here

haha

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 September 2020 05:57 (three years ago) link

^^^

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 September 2020 11:36 (three years ago) link

the unperson post struck me as pretty clear/obvious comic hyperbole, failed or otherwise.

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Friday, 25 September 2020 11:58 (three years ago) link

You forget my posts about messy creampies, among others, unperson.

Your trolling 'jokes' just aren't funny. I laugh at things people post here all the time. Perhaps you need to adjust your sense of humor so that you don't need to utilize the most marginalized group in the country as the butt of your 'jokes'

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 25 September 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link

Unfortunately this thread has wandered far from its original purpose, which was talking about how much we all hate Joe Biden. I apologize for any part I may have had in that derailment.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 September 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link

ok, but do you have any interest in apologizing for making/repeating racist jokes about genocide?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 September 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link

like i'm sorry the issue here is not a general drift from the thread topic

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 September 2020 13:30 (three years ago) link

who cares if you get an apology or not, FP and move on ffs. do you people ever get tired of meaningless online sanctimony

get a mop and a bucket for this Well Argued Prose (Simon H.), Friday, 25 September 2020 13:37 (three years ago) link

this board being worth hanging out on, and not gross and horrible, is meaningful to me. ymmv

Doctor Casino, Friday, 25 September 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

do you people ever get tired of meaningless online sanctimony

New board description plz.

sock solipsist (pomenitul), Friday, 25 September 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

Doctor Casino otm.

Anyway, we got our first Biden mailer, and tbh, while its design was clearly aimed at an older demographic, it did its job relatively well. Not sure of the efficacy of distributing such mailers in an area that will go 94% for Biden almost guaranteed, but I was a little pleasantly surprised by its messaging, which really hammered on COVID and economic recovery.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 25 September 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

(I should reiterate that I dislike Biden and find pretty much everything about this situation terrible, but will be voting for him because I hate Nazis).

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 25 September 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

I do not like that holocaust joke table

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 25 September 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

wow i sure flagged the shit out of that unperson post, ffs

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 25 September 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link

do you people ever get tired of meaningless online sanctimony

simon,

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 25 September 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link

Since table has no discernible sense of humor at all

wtf! table totally has a sense of humor, and is hilarious IRL (c.f. he laughs at my jokes)

sarahell, Friday, 25 September 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

I was a little pleasantly surprised by its messaging, which really hammered on COVID and economic recovery.

I know you're not a Biden fan, but I'm just curious why this surprised you (especially since this was such a big theme of the DNC).

jaymc, Friday, 25 September 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

I guess I wasn't surprised by the messaging itself, but more by how it was presented-- in a manner that was people-focused.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 25 September 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link

funniest thing he's ever done pic.twitter.com/R6d0tGzpZX

— jordan (@JordanUhl) September 25, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 26 September 2020 00:56 (three years ago) link

Joe playing up his virility to an audience of west point plebes, eh?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 26 September 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

Finally, the Jeb we deserve

frogbs, Saturday, 26 September 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

that's from 2016 I guess

akm, Saturday, 26 September 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

President Nixon's association with the song "California Love" is well-known. He was pleased to discuss it with Mr. Shakur in Los Angeles last year. - RZ https://t.co/GVIj9Ok3Ig

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) September 26, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

continuing to ask her questions like this is fucking stupid

akm, Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

^^

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

prez campaigns tend to consist mostly of those

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

probably she meant "best rapper who ever lived", but more funny to pretend she doesn't know he's dead, or ask such dumb questions

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

She just knows something the sheeple don't.

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

Pac did say "hollah if ya hear me"

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

i was going to hold my nose and vote for biden, but now, with this 2pac development, i might have to sit this one out

Karl Malone, Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link


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