Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

what i mean is, right now i'm more than OK with shitting on Uncle Joe because I don't want him to win the nomination, but if he does I hope everybody's prepared to immediately start selling the shit out of his old dumb ass.

xxp Trump is a better politician than Biden

trump is more charismatic than biden

yes

“How badly do you want to be president?” Joseph R. Biden Jr. was asked after a recent speech in Prole, Iowa. The answer to such an inquiry would appear self-evident in the case of Mr. Biden, who began his running-for-president routine more than three decades ago; in other words, very badly, one would assume.

But the question, posed by a reporter, seemed to come at Mr. Biden as a bit of a curveball — a variant of the “Why do you want to be president?” riddle that CBS’s Roger Mudd famously stumped Ted Kennedy with 40 years ago. The former vice president paused.

“I think it’s really, really, really important that Donald Trump not be re-elected,” Mr. Biden said, more of a rationale than answer. He then launched into a classic Biden roller derby of verbiage in which he listed all the reasons he found Mr. Trump so distasteful. He landed on a question to himself.

“Could I die happily not having heard ‘Hail to the Chief’ play for me?” the Democratic front-runner asked. “Yeah, I could,” he said. “That’s not why I’m running.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/02/us/politics/joe-biden-2020.html

Honestly I find it appealing that he doesn't really want to be President, what normal human being would want to be the fucking President

Then again, personal feelings aside, I think the electability argument cuts in favor of nominating an insane egomaniac who wants so badly to be President that they'll stop at nothing, rather than a guy who may be content to lose and tell himself "I'm pretty sure I made my best effort." (I take it for granted that most of the Dem candidates are insane egomaniacs, based on every single politician I've ever met except maybe Tammy Baldwin, who, you will note, is not running for President)

got 11/15 on the test, two of those were a coin toss

a fun game for the 2020 primary is emerging called "Is Biden Deliberately Lying or Does He Genuinely Not Remember"

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) September 3, 2019

so joe’s eyeball really just exploded on live tv huh, very normal stuff from a candidate at the apex of physical well-being

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/70174219_10157032059152912_6582695262735564800_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_oc=AQmZ8hO2VxfelaSf81sTaZ-fDlLownGfdgJGmjY_4BlPAT804PVw6Bmhg0vaTtEsRpo&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=06cb1691129fd38fff981057656991ea&oe=5E0A94F0

in unrelated news, check out hot stanley tucci

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDqRyhTXsAA4NNN.png

Looking forward to the Biden camp's morning statement about how this is no big deal actually

i dunno man, look at those biceps

Biden’s eye fills with blood during CNN climate town hall

u don’t say

wtf

nagl

Darth Maul Biden

~vote for joe biden or be forced to lick his eyeball~

It's just a burst blood vessel - I used to look after this kid who had that happen all the time (was a compulsive cougher). Terrifying the first time, but no big deal.

talk about bad optics tho

If it happened to bernie he'd be answering for it for weeks

No-one votes for the guy crying blood...

so he was on Colbert last night along with the Pixies

Colbert Questions Frank Black About Being a "Gaffe Machine"

Your gaffe's got a little machine, etc

Sure no big deal, but remember Hillary’s fatal illness because she stumbled one time

talk about bad optics tho

― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 5, 2019 11:14 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think this was intentional, in which case A+ lol.

.@Eyesgack of @sunrisemvmtChi asks: How can we expect @JoeBiden to hold fossil fuel executives accountable when he's going to a fundraiser hosted by one tomorrow?

If the climate crisis is serious to Joe, he should stop holding fundraisers w/ oil profiteers #NoFossilFuelMoney pic.twitter.com/Rfq0u3NITj

— Sunrise Movement 🌅 (@sunrisemvmt) September 5, 2019

there's a little coopadoop zinger bonus in the last 1/3 of a second of the clip

A new fundraising pitch from the Biden campaign under West Wing actor @Richard_Schiff’s name: “Sadly, President Bartlett is just a TV character. But luckily, Joe Biden is real and he is running for president.” pic.twitter.com/DhaN0F7Eg8

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) September 8, 2019

I know the dirtbag left has run West Wing hatred into the ground, but maybe not far enough

what the fuckhead actor means by "President Bartlett" is Obama

I saw maybe one episode of that show, but Biden seems closer to Sorkin's literary hero Atticus Finch: paternalistic, friends with segregationists, etc.

another revealing brainfart

Joe Biden calling Angela Merkel "Margaret Thatcher": pic.twitter.com/0uWBCggHHc

— Florian (@BetaODork) September 10, 2019

1) is there a ceiling on the number of women Biden can think are Thatcher

2) wait if he starts calling Trump "Thatcher" and showing posters of their hairdos side-by-side maybe he'll win me over

the only way to stop a bad guy with dementia is a good guy with dementia

— [crying in spanish] (@SortaBad) September 10, 2019

From the comments to the above tweet:

The only way to stop a bad guy with dementia is with a good guy with dementia.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, August 23, 2019 11:32 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

🤦🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/0ernwQ3tKz

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) September 11, 2019

really hoping he brings this gem back soon

why has nobody told me about this before pic.twitter.com/UdHxm4ykb2

— jacob (@JacobRForster) September 13, 2019

that is some great recall of verbatim dialogue

Joe Biden looks like the kind of dude who goes fucking nuts when Sweet Caroline comes on at a wedding

— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 13, 2019

he will lose to trump

Corn Pop for VP

xpost not if he comes to the debate with a chain wrapped around his arm

What a headline:

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/joe-biden-is-a-doddering-old-mummy-with-a-skull-full-of-1838094396

https://theweek.com/articles/864766

I think it would be great if we just call him Record Player going forward

(I mean I know you guys still use your record players, but the youngsters and I don't)

the youngsters play cassette tapes

The anecdote about a black guy called corn pop who had a razor dates Biden accurately to the era of wax cylinders