True or False: A friend with weed...

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is a friend indeed.

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Amon (eman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

not if you're shrapnel corby

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

a friend who bleeds is better

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

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Amon (eman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link

try 'schappelle corby'. alternatively visit any news delivery service/website that ends in '.com.au'.

gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

P-URE
MOR-NING...

(Was just listening to the greatest hits today. Oh god I love Placebo.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:27 (fifteen years ago) link

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Amon (eman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link

True. In fact, I am going to call on a friend RIGHT NOW.

giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link

WROD UP

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

my japanese is better

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 02:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Not if they lace the weed with cocaine and you discover you're allergic to coke. (This happened to someone I knew.)

Ian Riese-Moraine's exploding hamster zeppelin! (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

WHAT IF YOR ALLERGIC TO WEED?
THEN NO FRIENDS.
:(

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

friends who lace your weed with coke = BFF

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

they should have just cut some lines
burning coke is just a waste, lest yer freebase

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

A FRIEND W/ WEED ... IS NAMED NICKALICIOUS

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

WHAT IF YOR ALLERGIC TO WEED?
THEN NO FRIENDS.

Last time I checked, I have friends in spite of said allergy.

I also have more money than I probably would without said allergy.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

A friend with weed...
...is a friend for a friend-in-need-of-weed, indeed.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.

Freewheelin Franklin, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link

dope getteth you through money also rather nicely.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

cheez it! its the Feds!

Freewheelin Franklin, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

no one laces weed with coke, isn't that one of those scare stories?

shookout (shookout), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

"Laced with PCP" is also a favorite. These stories are spread by people unacquainted with what in Santa Cruz they call "the kind".

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

it's not a myth... but also it's not done "by accident"... things that are laced with things that are way more expensive than the first things are done on purpose.

scout (scout), Thursday, 2 June 2005 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 4 June 2005 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

four years pass...

Ha my upstairs neighbor came down with a joint and asked if he could borrow my video games. Nothing like shirtless college football dude just showing up to smoke you out, outdoors, in a parking lot, for no reason, and leave with your copy of Soul Calibur II.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

He just walks around or sits on his porch smoking joints and playing with his cute puppies all day. He's the best neighbor I've ever had.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

wkiw

brash trash talker (dan m), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

His puppies are adorable sweet pitbulls named Brooklyn & Daimond (which is confusing bcz his roomie/cousin's name, who is also rad, is named D4imen).

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

Funny you revived this today. I bumped into some of the building crew out back earlier, said hey and all that. As I was walking away, one of them stopped me and in whispered tones said, "Hey, JD [the head maintenance guy] says you smoke weed, and I need a connection." Awkward, because while I will certainly smoke weed if it's around, I haven't bought it in years, and don't have anything like a connection. I forget how I put that to him, but that's essentially what I said.

Why does JD assume that I'm a big pothead? Because I'm not, at least not anymore, and I would be really interested in knowing what I say or do that might make people assume that. Interested in several ways.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

^^^LOL smokeless paranoia!

going vogue (suzy), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe bcz you spend a lot of time alone in your house? I don't know.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

I do have rolling papers around. I guess "cheap cigs" isn't the first thing one would assume.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe it is yr giant collection of Kottonmouth Kings posters?

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

No, not that.

Seriously, he's in my place a few times to fix the toilet and sink and that kind of thing, so that's what he knows about me. My place is more often than not immaculately clean -- not too stonerish. I make my bed in the morning fer chrissakes. I don't blast Dead records but I guess I do blast jazz records sometimes, maybe that's it.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe I'm just so goddamn cool that his stoned logic leads him to believe that I have to be a weed smoker.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe it was some kind of test. If so, I feel that I passed.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

That really is paranoid, isn't it?

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Thursday, 16 July 2009 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

sup

ENBB, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:03 (ten years ago) link

i forgot my lighter at work, smoking with matches sux.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:03 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

So if- purely hypothetically- a Young Alternative Cartoonist of some repute had given someone a small amount of pot. My friend who is totally not me for legal purposes has no means to smoke it and not have his hallway reek of weed; does anyone know a good recipe for edibles that even a godawful baker- like this other, separate person- could prepare and enjoy with a minimum of fuss?

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 02:18 (six years ago) link

My friend who I am asking for is very drunk right now and not proof reading his- or her! sentences super well

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 02:19 (six years ago) link

Cooking the weed will still make your place smell like weed

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 02:38 (six years ago) link


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