Is this you in this myspace petition, Ned?

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This girl I know e-mailed me bugging her to sign a gay marriage petition. After toying with the idea of throwing some pro-pedophilia rhetoric in there to throw everybody off I noticed the name "Ned Ragget" as one of the signers and stopped myself from making more bad funnies.

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Date: May 27, 2005 4:54 PM

Hello everyone. It will be interesting to see who responds! I told a guy that I could find 300 people who believe in gay marriage before he could find 300 people who do not believe in gay marriage. If you believe in gay marriage, please copy and paste this onto a blank e-mail form (leaving off the headers). or repost it..

Add your name and send it to your friends and family or repost it. If you happen to be the 300th person signing this, please send it back to, Andrew Nelson.His e-mail address is: Rnbowzrok4evr@aol.com Thanks!

Repost this, do NOT reply to the sender.

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274. Charles - Go gay marriage!
275. Miss Misery
276. Ned Raggett
277. Maria - My mother and her girlfriend of 20 years got married a year ago in Multnomah County.

This is either not you or you're trying to run for Mayor of Internet Land. Which is it?

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:06 (eighteen years ago) link

*bugging me, not her*

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone googled "gay marriage" and found an ILE thread from which he copied names. Miss Misery is Sam in TX and I remember Maria's post justfrom that snippet. Charles doesn't ring a bell but likely he's an ILXor too.

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:11 (eighteen years ago) link

What does that say when a music forum is at the top of gay marriages searches? Are signees that hard to come by?

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, that petition is actually floating around myspace and if I'm getting it then other ilxors are too (it's just a forwarded bulletin).

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:38 (eighteen years ago) link

um, in what universe (or on what search engine) is a music forum at the top of gay marriages searches?

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:39 (eighteen years ago) link

also plz connect the dots for us between 'gay marriage' and 'pro-pedophilia' thx

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Not necessarily the top of the search list, just one that has a lot of names of people supporting gay marriages.

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 28 May 2005 07:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why I say "actually" twice up there.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Uh, I did sign that on MySpace, Charles is a non-IlX0r friend of mine and Ned did sign and repost it afterme. and?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

NED IS NOT GAY.

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Neither am I or my other friend who signed it. And?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:37 (eighteen years ago) link

its a reference you are too dim to get..... adn?

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Get one keyboard breath analyzer.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Get one... LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey I'm already not in a good mood so I advise you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 28 May 2005 08:47 (eighteen years ago) link

YEAH! FITE!

― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 28 May 2005 10:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Well then. (And yes that was me. So there.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 May 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Me, too! Me, too! I'm ALL in favor of extending marriage rights to include gay couples, too. Why is it just Ned who gets a ragging on this? Rag on me, too.

[Oh. I just figured out why it's just only Ned who's always the raggee for the raggers. I blame his last name.]

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 28 May 2005 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I have heard of this "Ragu."

― Ian Riese-Moraine's Plateau Rouge! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 29 May 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

― harry s tfuman (and what), Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Well then. (And yes that was me. So there.)

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Whatever happens will happen again.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

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― harry s tfuman (and what), Thursday, 19 February 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

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