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Casuistry
Means sophistry
Reasoning subtly
But dishonestly

But my man Chris P
Is fallacy-free
When he drops logic
It's pedagogic

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Much more than a tourist
Or an idle voyeurist
Cinematic lover and purist
If not a yeux-de-velour-ist
Bang a gong, J. Arthur Rank
For Amateurist!

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Dr. Morbius
Is out of this orb-ious.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 11 July 2005 23:21 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Revive for Nu-ILX!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Scourage,
not one to lack courage.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Enrique Miller
loves Vanilla

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Haberdager,
does that rhyme with "maker"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

No, it rhymes with my surname, hence why it was assigned to me by a schoolfriend (who heard it, I believe, on Age Of Empires).

Paul Edward Wagemann
Don't wanna shag a man

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.labrador-kennel.nl/poepende%20pup%20(2)bij.jpg

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

to scour or to pop
entertains without a prop

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

brainless

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

My braim be good as gold.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Even though I can't
think of anything to rhyme with Abbott
I feel that sometimes I have a rapport
with her.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

When you find a rhyme for Abbott
Be very sure you grab it,
Before it does a rabbit
and it pops down some dark hole.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this is possibly the lamest ilx thread of all time

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

m@p thinks rhymes are twee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

m@p - way cooler than thee

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

m@p: a she or a he?

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

aimless: gormless
his rhyming: formless

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

When m@p shall rhyme his talk
the lame (this thread) shall rise and walk!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't like it when total strangers like Map,
need to come up with that "this is lame" crap.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

no, no, no, no w4gemann
i will not read your rockist spam

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i would not read it about house
i would not read it with a scouse
i do not like you
w4gemann

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i would not read it wearing bling
i would not read it hearing sting

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

no, mark is right. this really is the gayest thread of all time.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

not every thread can be rejected jbr screennames, jess

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost that doesn't rhyme

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

mark p is right
ilx should be set alight

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the mighty jess has decided
we must all be chided
because we're not as clever
and never did a writing endeavour

(fuck off, i'm not english,
so don't take the piss)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

haha nath you write in english better than most recent high school graduates

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I said ENGLISH, not American. U R ALL DUMB. ;-)))

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

conor smedley is a werewolf HOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL
this thread is retardeder than the most retardedest OOOWOWWWWWLLLL

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Nath do the math.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 07:11 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the deal with this guy flezaffe?
did he think his bad dog would make us laugh?

We're all about propriety
and proper disposal of poo and pee.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread has run its course
I preferred Jinglesource

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

rhyme
for a dime
in
no time
tho,'las
nuthin here
rhymes with
this lame
name of mine

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW, tiit, how would you pronounce "tiit"? As "teet"? "Tie it"? Give us a hint and rhymes shall be made to do your bidding.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

rhymes with "petite" and "sweet", f'rinstance.
(doesn't rhyme with "penis", tho.
nor with "vagina", thruth be told)

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

If I ever meet the ILXor named Tiit
casually walking down the street
The conversation will have a bad start
If I rhyme his/her name with a sexual part.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Martha, Beth and Parker
you're one helluva 'versation starter.
Or three,
as it should be.

― tiit (tiit), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Good luck, suckers.

― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Bhumibol Adulyadej
is like unto a hammer (sledge).

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Bhumibol Adulyadej
Tell us, did ya pull today?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Bhumibol Adulyadej,
though her name is quite hard to say,
rules Thailand in a delicate way.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 3 February 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Just Got Offed
lives in a loft
though I suspect she's soft.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

He's.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^ the post that had to be made

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

The Australian Kate
surely has a good fate
in head of her, and not too much hate.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

tuomas!? tuomas??
:/
ei oldki kuomas!!
:)

― t**t, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

He's our friend from Finland,
that Tuomas of Finland.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

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