ladies and gentlemen, i give you: Herbie: Fully Loaded

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could this be the film that finally knocks good burger out of the coveted third place in my heart?

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/herbie_fully_loaded/

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

(seriously, wtf has happened to michael keaton's career?)

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man that IS Keaton. I completely missed that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

at work today:

co-worker: have you seen the trailer yet? herbie communicates by like bouncing or something.
me: i bet he's not the only things in the movie that attempt to communicate that way

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Saw this trailer before Hitchhiker's and was all 'the hell?' -- I knew a new Herbie film was coming, just not this. He's quite the pimp in this one.

TS: Keaton vs. Vigoda

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i plan on loving this, as i will be fully loaded

d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Speaking of that, is it true that Disney did so CGI stuff to make them look...um, smaller? Cause that's what i heard.

X-post

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

it's gonna be another movie where it's me, two other perverts, and a brownie troop in the theater on a wednesday afternoon

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

strongo you seen the poster - it's superfresh

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Lohan in that racing jumpsuit may be too much for me.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

is it different from this?

http://www2.filmweb.no/multimedia/archive/00034/herbie_fully_loaded_34244f.jpg

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Speaking of that, is it true that Disney did so CGI stuff to make them look...um, smaller? Cause that's what i heard.

CGI = Cocaine G-???? I-?????

d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

it's gonna be another movie where it's me, two other perverts, and a brownie troop in the theater on a wednesday afternoon

So just the usual then, eh? Doesn't that get expensive?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

The poster for Herbie looks like the cover of new Riddim Driven Bubble Up CD.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

It's definitely of the now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

CGI=My dumb shorthand for Special Effects Generated by Computer.

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

judging by the preview they may have!

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was joking. The drugs made "them" smaller.

d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

also, LL as a blonde...boooooooo

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Have they airbrushed out all her freckles?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

courtney?

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

That picture is definitely photoshopped.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

It's definitely disturbing.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, but it's funny.

d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

funnies >>>> truth

d'ngullberry (noisemeltdown), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I just want to say how happy I am that Mr. Hulkington is hulking around.

I also want to admit that this movie looks perfectly cast.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i am legitimately excited about this film

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

AUSCHWITZ MAKES ME HORNY

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to gain 10 pounds in protest.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, does she not realize that her hair looks like something you'd buy on a stick at a carnival?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I wanted to watch the trailer. Honest. I couldn't make it all the way through. I - I - I wanted to see Lindsay Lohan and her boobs. I doubt this is the movie that will let that happen. And she should never go blonde again. Honestly. We are living in a strange time when redheads don't want to be redheads...

Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

WOW YOU LOOK 80 YRS OLD.
THAT'S HOT!

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

here's LL during a time of plenty:

http://www.rawjunk.com/files/1978645711.jpg

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

back in 15

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

She looks really perturbed by something.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to sleep with a big-breasted girl in protest.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

someone needs to pull the mean girls weight gainer trick on her, stat

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

She needs 50 Cents workout routine! Get the body oil!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

cad

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

"Herbie, she's too young for you" = a little too thinly-veiled?

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Just hold her down and force feed her a double cheeseburger. How hard could it be?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I think the Bad News Bears remake will be better. I hope it is NC-17.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Tough! She's got those sharp little nails!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Pshaw. I could break that bitch.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I think she looks fine. People, she's a high profile actress in Hollywood, there'll be plenty of time to eat later!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Spencer you are a sick man.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

is it so wrong that i want my unapproachable starlets to have dumps like a truck?

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

yes. pervy with a twist of effeteness is always good.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"i'll take 'fata morgana' and...uh...that hillary duff movie, yeah."

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Please explain your new handle there, which I adore.

It's in reference to this gem - VIDEO: TARANTULA VS. MOUSE (TARANTULA WINS)

something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Saturday, 11 June 2005 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

new Movieline (Premiere mag spinoff) photoshoot >>>>> the Elle spread

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

SHARE PLS.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently I was looking at 'Hollywood Life' not whatever I called it

http://www.l-lohan.com/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=124

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Apparently I need to register. You have failed me.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, I don't know where to get good perv-worthy scans.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Are there any movies like this that are mostly about cute young barely legal guys instead? Um, just making conversation.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Drumline?

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Newsies?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Bronx Tale?

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

the video store where i used to work called this genre, aptly i think, teensploitation.
it's the rulingest genre of them all.
bring it on, she's all that, mean girls, can't hardly wait. et al.

carly (carly), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Pet Semetary?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Can't Hardly Wait is awesome.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Lords of Dogtown

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Friday Night Lights?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

(I sort of feel like Mary when she was posting a lot about Morrissey).
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 10th, 2005.


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Creepy, you mean?
-- the D Double signal (adamr...), June 10th, 2005.


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Verging on that yeah. I'm trying to figure out how I can rationalize seeing this movie.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), June 10th, 2005.

Hahaha, Spencer. I remarked to Gareth the other day that you seemed to have gone around the Mary-bend.

marymary, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, I hope I have as much success as you!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

You mean keep ending up next to Lindsey on plane flights to Vegas?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

THe best way to see a Lohan movie in the theaters is hung over and unshaved.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The best way to see a Lohan movie in the theaters is hung and unshaved.

something about dan aykroyd coming out of burritoville (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I regret that already.

something about dan aykroyd coming out of burritoville (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Good. See that it never happens again...

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I would like this movie better if it were set in Monaco and Herbie was racing against Forumla 1 cars.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

With Don Knotts.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

YES.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20050708/112087770000.html

Website Wants to "Feed Lindsay"
Fri Jul 08, 7:55 PM ET

A whole lot of people seem to be on a mission to put a little meat on the increasingly prominent bones of Lindsay Lohan.

An online petition titled "Please Lindsay, Eat!" has gathered over 12,500 signatures from concerned individuals, who are united in their preference for the actress' once curvy figure from the days of Mean Girls as compared to her drastically slimmer bod of today.

"To: Lindsay," the petition reads, "We urge you Lindsay to please, pick up a sandwich and eat it, or ice cream, or any food that might put those oh so cute pounds back on."

Many of the undersigned beseech the actress to get help for a presumed eating disorder or drug addiction. A good amount also want the former redhead to return to her natural color rather than her current bottled blonde.

"You looked so much better as a curvy redhead!" one individual weighed in.

"Hollywood has too many skinny blondes! Go back to your natural hair color and healthy weight! Do you have any idea the message you are sending to young girls who look up to you? Please be a positive role model!" another pleaded.

The petition was started by the creators of FeedLindsay.com, a Website devoted to urging Lohan to down a burger or four. The site hopes to further spread its message by hawking T-shirts bearing slogans such as "Feed Lindsay" and "eat."

"Sign the petition and wear your "Feed Lindsay" gear proudly!" the site proclaims. "Let her know that no one wants a skinny malnourished skeleton, but her old curvaceous self! Together we can Feed Lindsay!"

The site also features a computer-generated photo of Lohan's head affixed to an extremely malnourished body as an example of the path down which the actress could be headed.

For her part, Lohan has repeatedly denied that her weight loss is the result of anything but good old fashioned exercise.

However, FeedLindsay.com isn't the only Website calling attention to the Freaky Friday star's diminished figure.

LiquidGeneration.com has created both an online game called Lindsay Lohan's Extreme Diet Chamber (not for the faint of heart) and a fake blog featuring an "Emaciation Proclamation" purportedly written by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan.

The "Feed Lindsay" movement can no doubt be traced back to a similar "Save Mary-Kate" call to action. The site, launched last year to sell T-shirts of the Olsen twin's head on a emaciated body (its motto: "Together we can do this. One T-shirt at a time.") and ostensibly to raise money for eating disorder groups, wound up provoking the ire of its tween-queen subject. The National Eating Disorders Association subsequently refused to accept any donations from the site.

Of course, Lohan isn't the only celeb to be targeted by an Internet movement these days.

Katie Holmes is the topic of discussion at FreeKatie.net, a Website determined to "liberate Katie, a young, gifted actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright! The site sells "Free Katie" gear, as well as shirts and pins bearing slogans such as "Stop Sofa Abuse" and "We're Totally in Love World Tour 2005."

Meanwhile, Holmes' fiance, a retiring fellow by the name of Tom Cruise, has also been the subject of a recent Internet petition. Close to 14,500 people added their signatures to a War of the Worlds/Tom Cruise Boycott addressed to Steven Spielberg.

"Dear Mr. Spielberg," the petition begins.

"We, the undersigned, wish to inform you that we are compelled to boycott your movie War of the Worlds. Our decision is based solely on the abhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise. We will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. Mr. Cruise's actions and comments have been offensive and insulting when not downright laughable."

It's unclear whether the petition, started before the release of War of the Worlds, did anything to put a damper on the film's box office receipts. The film easily topped the box office over the holiday weekend, grossing $77.1 million from Friday to Monday.

http://www.feedlindsay.com/

kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd buy her dinner.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd give her a protein injection < / too far >

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Saturday, 9 July 2005 07:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I like the sound of these FreeKatie people.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 9 July 2005 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
has anyone in this bitch actually seen this?

N_RQ, Monday, 8 August 2005 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

awesome golfers

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i caught fifteen minutes sneaking in before another movie. lohan looked hot, lt. dangle has a role in it. i'll definitely catch it on video.

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i saw deuce bigalow 2

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i watched it drunk two weekends ago but i only remember about 1/5th of it

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I just signed that petition.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link

What's li'l red looking like these days?

The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

WTF is "awesome golfers"? I've seen this on so many threads and nobody mentions it but it's driving me kind of crazy.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I read recently that Lohan is working with a trainer on a regimen to "regain her curves."

So I think she's getting her boobs put back in.

At least one good thing will happen this year.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

we saw it on the weekend. it's pretty good, much better than i expected.

i haven't read this thread pre enrique's q - should i?

toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 06:26 (fourteen years ago) link

if there's time in your life for roffles, yes.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i loved loved loved this movie. i giggled the whole way through it. the demographic of the audience was us, a family with 10 year old boy, another couple about our age, and an old man that sat behind us snoring for the whole movie until the Big Race, when he cheered really loud.

seriously, i know this movie is dumb, but i really enjoyed it.

colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight. .

Speculation has been mounting in recent months that the sexy actress could be suffering from an eating disorder after she was repeatedly photographed looking stick-thin.

But although Lohan, 19, has always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up.
Exercise coach Justin Gelband has put the 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.

She said: "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily I want my boobs back".

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Probably the same trainer as Nicole Richie's.

nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

YAYAYAYAYAY!

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://imagesource.allposters.com/IMAGES/PICPOD/38-24419L.jpg

Our long national nightmare is over.

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

This isn't a very good movie.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

eleven years pass...

this was way better than it had any right to be

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:48 (one week ago) link

it smartly sticks to the template and the cast is great

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:49 (one week ago) link


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