So, the point of this thread is to blurt out the thing about your physical appearance that is bugging you the most right this second. Because I just did it. So you should too.
― Ally, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Simon, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― kevin enas, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― anthony, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Long way of saying that I don't have a butt at all.
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ed, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sterling Clover, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― AP, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nick, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Paul Strange, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
My thighs are really bugging me at the moment. No matter how fat I got, I always used to have great legs because I walked so much. I haven't been walking recently, and now my legs have gone to crap as well. Oh well.
I like my breasts, tho. They're the only thing on my body I like. Too bad no one ever seems to NOTICE them.
― masonic boom, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Disco Dave, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
And if anyone wants to see evidence of what effect too much Ass'n'Titties has on the male population, I'll be scanning in Pete and Johns reaction to it. Very Soon. Ally can see if her "ass" is bigger than their "asses". My ass is nowhere in sight, hahahaha.
― sarah, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
About as big as yours Dave. My nose is causing me real consternation at the moment, especially in the inside bits.
― Jonnie, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― the pinefox, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― amy, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Paul, stop being couply in public! What have I told you about PDAs!
And Nick and Pinefox, stop being such bitter old curmudgeons about Paul's PDAs!
But it did stop me from crying for a bit.... Although if any man under 40 says I have a big ass I will thump him very hard.
― Emma, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Pete, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
It's more the difference between being told that you look nice, and having someone drooling and holding a conversation with your nipples. I am proud of my breasts, they are the most attractive thing about me physically. So it's OK to notice them. It's just not OK to treat them as if they are the ONLY thing about me.
― Nicole, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
But, if all you bootylicious mamas & papas are looking to tighten up your trunk space, the best solution (as far as I can tell) is to hook up with yours truly. Around me and my pick-up trunk, your derierres will look like Yugos.
Which is why I've been half-heartedly exercising the past month, while eating exactly the same as I have for the past 2 years. Hence, not much progress...hmm...
― David Raposa, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Added to which, not being gay, I find it hard to distinguish between aesthetic and sexual appreciation of the breast. Artists are supposed to be able to do it, I suppose, but I'm not sure I trust them. Lustbeautycrazysexycool - let's not draw lines.
I'd be honoured. Though I concede that it would be at my flatmate's and my discretion. What about public property/property of one's own, though? I mean I'm often staring at TVs, paintings and stuff. Is that a no-no?
Anyway, like I say, I don't stare at women's chests. Unless it's from the top of a bus and they can't see me. Although I probably have enough of a glance to let them know that I have noticed them, thus fulfilling both your wishes. I am best.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 11 January 2007 07:56 (seventeen years ago) link
The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall...
and now this one... :-/
― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 11 January 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link
ally: kudos.
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 11 January 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 11 January 2007 08:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 11 January 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link
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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― the table is the table, Friday, 2 March 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link
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― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link
the first signs of jigglage in my entire life in my chestal area. and I'm still thin as hell (under 170 pounds), but for the first time in my life I gain weight!
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
not that manboobs are in the future since I still look like Waldo
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
SUnrise, sunset...
were you jumping on a trampoline during this epiphany?
― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
No, Kriss Kross was playing....
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link
It wasn't your fault that you missed the bus. :(
― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I still have that cassingle somewhere....
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm a pretty boy. I lack several uberman qualities. On the other hand, I am great at being an insufferable jackass when I want to be one.
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link
What are you on about?
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link
What we need here is a jpeg of a steatopygous female. I am sure it will make Ally feel better. I rather like this one:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/steatopygia.jpg
― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link
baby's got... soul http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5789/l312c86e2de2f0aad9dad99uy2.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link
where's adam schefter been lately, anyway?
― kingfish, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Running around on Facebook.
― nathalie, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link