Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

Granted, a D assessment can be masked by C technique, but I'd prefer that over a C assessment expressed through really D technique (cf. awkwardly sensitive boys between the ages of 15 and 22, AKA me). In conclusion, ass-ogling is definitely a style-over-substance type of endeavor.

Are you sure you're using the right word here? I think you might mean deliberately and/or conspicuously or even simply openly. I don't think anyone oggles someone else's ass in a pretentious manner.

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oh, wait.

I think it's like the only thing in this world I do properly understand!

classic, and increasingly so when you're middle aged & married ;) but thanks je4nne for making feel like less of a sexist dog.

xp-definitely, I think stevem said something about that once...

-- o. nate (syne_wav...), April 1st, 2005 10:42 AM

but then it becomes "Guys who stare really furtively at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk"

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Back in the 90s, a friend and I were working for this weird company that sent us into small towns in BC to talk to high school kids, and we pretty much had nothing to do for 7 of the 8 hours were stuck in these podunks, so we'd walk around, looking at asses. We broke them down into loony classifications. Like, "Check out the boom-bip-bop over there! And how about the homina-heiny henceforth hithering?"

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Aw. There goes posting pics of Lenny Kravitz's ass in the "Again" video.

uk girls do this all the time. they peek a look at your crotch too.

haha i tell a story about some guy getting his face ripped off and you're all like 'huh', then i say 'vadge' and it's off to the emergency eyewash station we go

yes

It's not the "vadge" part as much as it is the accompanying "back".

someone start a "Rolling Louis Jagger turn off the computer and go to bed" thread

i would have preferred 'north korea of the body'

No way, it's the Virgin Islands of the body.

Only sometimes it's the Haiti of the body.

I am way more a face and hands person than any other body part, just for the record; I look at shoulders and arms. Fairly harmless, as gazing goes.

pfft it was merely a response to sarah's 2-year-old claim, and a cheeky reversal of 'front bottom'. it's far more beautiful, and thus more sscrilegious to profane, than even the shapeliest of vulvae.

go to bed

http://blogidaho.biz/bighole.jpg

"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*

i shall to Lethe go, chew upon my bolster, and conjure cataracts of vulva. stick that in your riese-moraine and smoke it.

get a girlfriend

"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*

^^^^ genuine Hitler quote

das ist der shapeliest Vulva, den ich überhaupt gesehen habe

As long as it's in German I can't understand it, so that's fine.

In fact if LJ could only post in German that would be awesome.

dreams of sugar cum fairies dance in his head

this is probably the first time on a non-aryan power internet discussion forum that a poster has been asked to be more like hitler

haha that would be +1 on killfiling

i would translate (x) poster into (y language), set to it folks

einekleine pöppage

ich habe ein fückwant

Das ist ein turbotcalzone deliciousen

It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.

-- Oilyrags, Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:13 PM

for real though!

Englander futbol mit Capello ist ein drei-funf-zwei formatten, danke

would translate ILX System into Latin

Didn't you have some cloudy pussy fantasies to attend to?

I have complimented many women on theirs vulva shapely. Door a arrossimento to its guancica, for knowing that its vulva so as to is appreciated. What live!

Thank you, Roberto Benigni.

valuable new poster!

rodman what do you think of crutis's vulva

ysi?

crust!

crust-punk ass - never seen a good one yet

haha that is true

is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?

-- milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (48 minutes ago) Link

I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."

I am not proud.

p.s. guys I didn't point out "oogle" so that you all could start using it

im going to oogle you, curt1s, you dirty dronerock boy,

so dirty and so droney

ughhhhhh

this is revenge for the excelsior thread title isn't it

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/thrustpac_450x335.jpg

http://i22.tinypic.com/2elbayu.gif

nope, still counter-clockwise

I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."

I am not proud.

-- will, Thursday, December 13, 2007 9:59 PM (

lol i have also done this

http://i9.tinypic.com/6u42rdd.jpg

Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

In addition to sounding annoying, that's one hell of a non-starter line.

"SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

"MUST BE A GOOD BOOK."

"YOU WERE READING WHEN I SAW YOU BEFORE."

"IS THAT THE SAME BOOK FROM BEFORE?"

"MUST BE GOOD."

"DONT MIND ME. I WAS JUST OOGLING."

"OOGLE OOGLE OOGLE."

The Ralph Wiggum Guide to Picking Up Chicks.

I had a 4-hour layover in SLC last week, and that airport still tries to charge you actual money for wifi, so without anything to read I was stuck people-watching to pass the time. Anyway, there was this young couple there. She was a cute redhead, he was whatever cute redheads go for these days, and he could not have been any more obvious about checking out other girls. Redhead would get up and wander off, and he'd look around and stare at other women, and then when the redhead came back into view, the dude would alternate between watching her walk back to him and checking out some other girl. After a while, his laser-guided bobble-ogle head became like my own supplementary cutie detector. I felt kinda bad for the redhead, though.