C/D: Junk in the Trunk?

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classique. on a boring work day, 'tis difficult to think about much else.

kingfish, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

For real! We've got a potluck lunch tomorrow, this huge renewal coming up for this limestone blasting company next week, and all I can think about is how I've got nothing but dirty clothes and broken toys in the back of my Volvo!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Wrong junk and wrong truck, dood.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Er, truNk.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan Perry, I'm trying to quell my horn! I'll think of whatever junk in whatever trunks I need to to shake the image of barely legal Texas Latina girls with ginormous pillowy asses from my mind's eye!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMMIT.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

barely legal Texas Latina girls with ginormous pillowy asses

OH HELLS YES. ...wait, what?

Je4nne Ć’ury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

You know... just what he said...

Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I love junk.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

flat asses are a total DUD

scout (scout), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i wondered aloud on an ILM thread if Brits say a lass has too much loot in her boot

()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

loot in the boot sounds pretty HOTTTTT to me.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

do fries go with that shake?

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Stop getting England wrong.

MVP (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

All these phrases and that which describe are K-CLASSIQUE!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

where's Dan with that photo of those two ladies?

()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

There was this girl at the gym last night with the biggest ass-to-body-size ratio I've ever seen, OMG. She was doing the stair climber thing for like an HOUR (possibly trying to lessen her junk??).

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You should walked up and told her "she's booty-ful just the way she is." Then you should have prepared yourself for a date or a beating.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Because you asked nicely...

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought you were going to be IN the photo for some reason.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahahahaha! WHERE IS DB OR SEAN C OR CHRIS V????

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm a fan.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 March 2005 09:19 (seventeen years ago) link

can't get photoshop to work.

Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Thursday, 17 March 2005 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I can. Bring me the head of Dan Perry!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ginormous pillowy asses

... are the best kind.

Junk in the trunk is A-OK as long as it isn't... you know... chunky. Ya know, all cellulite-y.

sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahah is this what Americans have instead of Cash in the Attic/Bargin Hunt/Boot Sale Bargins?! Hahahahahahhahaa!!

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone know how to fix the "scratch disk full" error in photoshop. i tried a workaround and the bitch don't work.

Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

If you can select (I think somehwere in prefrences) any other drives you can use for memory. Close other programs. Delete history + undos and shorten the number it holds on to.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/dansbutts.jpg

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Then you too can make beautiful works of art like this.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Argh.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

altho, truth be told, i also haven't completely cleaned out my car from my move back in September. I find that i still have shit like maps, reciepts, and empty boxes in there.

also, a broken window scraper from the portland ice storm in january...

what becomes junk, stays junk.

kingfish, Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha that wasn't quite how I expected Dan to be in the photo, but I guess it works.

DAMN MY EYES! (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 March 2005 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

altho, a preference for tight round badonks should be stated. when you're just sitting on two hugs shapeless planetoid masses, it ain't as good.

so work it (work it)
work it (work it)
work that healthy butt

kingfish, Thursday, 17 March 2005 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link


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