i love when ILX gets all chessed out (ILX hot chess action is here)

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i'm on redhotpawn.com as blueski if anyone fancies a game

Sven Bastard (blueski), Sunday, 13 March 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Does this mean you beat Alix this weekend and are looking for fresh blood?

Grandmaster DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 13 March 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i challenge thee

charlton lido (gareth), Sunday, 13 March 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i just registered as julesb74. i'm on gameknot.com already with the same name.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Sunday, 13 March 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Stevem Bird's Opening! You FANNYDANGLER.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 March 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I will tray and set some kind of ILX clan on it or something, hang on. (I am tiefscharz btw)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 March 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Bah, you need to be a subscriber.

Who are the ILX chess ninjas btw? I sorta assume Skidmore is one somehow.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 March 2005 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

e4

57 7th (calstars), Sunday, 13 March 2005 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

gravel aren't you tiefschwarz with the w? i found them but not 'tiefscharz'...

Sven Bastard (blueski), Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd play

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

i invented the name redhotpwn.com

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 March 2005 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Apparently I cannot spell.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 March 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, 'Tiefschwarz'. Teaches me to pick stupid names to impress girls.

Ken pick a username!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 March 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

oh i forgot to check my gmail spam box for my confirmation.. it's kenjuggle

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 13 March 2005 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

knightmoves

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 13 March 2005 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Ken has the beating of me, I think!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

you'd think i'd be ok at chess: i am useless

or maybe you'd think i'd be useless: well i am

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm useless too, but it's fun. greg is KICKING MY ASS.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone who wants to kick my ass, I am "casuistry".

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

greg got red hot pwn3d! anyone else want a game?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

both Greg and Julia appear to be bashing my bishop - as well as all the other pieces

Sven Bastard (blueski), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link

also charltonlido it's been your move for some time now...

Sven Bastard (blueski), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

haha did we challenge each other at the same time steve???

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not very good at chess, but I've signed up anyway. Username is treefell

Greig (treefell), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I've just signed up: pawnimo

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone challenge me too! I'm "starryschessclub"!

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I am too ashamed of my poor chess skills to join in.

alix (alix), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

cozen

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link

someone explain to me how this works...

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

the horsey moves two along and one across, the dirty vicar moves diagonally, freddy mercury goes as far as and to whatever direction he damn well pleases, whereas elvis is so fat he can only move one square at a time. castles, on the other hand despite being inanimate objects, can move in straight lines, the pwns move forward and then get killed, hence the name

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i was really disappointed that there was no freddy mercury piece....

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 04:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm being pole-axed

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I am so fucking LAME at Scrabble! Ken has me IN A VICE!!

VICE I TELL YOU!!!

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry, chess, I mean! I'm not used to playing a new game!

(Anyone fancy an ISC date at lunchtime? SOWPODS, 13 mins void?)

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link

this is a really good interface. all it needs is a duel-style face-slap animation to pop up when you challenge someone.

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:55 (eighteen years ago) link

God. I am blushing at my desk about how awful I am at chess. I might go to Chess and Bridge at lunchtime to pick up a beginners guide to NOT BEING BLUDDY AWFUL at chess. Aw maaan.

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link

i am now making it worse, yaaaaaay

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 11:04 (eighteen years ago) link

oh my god i cant believe i entered this. i was drunk last night. i am appalling at chess!

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 11:15 (eighteen years ago) link

excellent

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 11:24 (eighteen years ago) link

*bangs head against desk*

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 11:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I want a rematch with ken!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i challenged you yesterday for it and you didn't reply.. i think i'm full at the moment (but the game with starry will be over soon i think ;))

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh sod off you geek!!

*flounces back to Scrabble*

Lucretia My Reflection (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

can't they combine Scrabble and Chess somehow?

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link

triple check score!!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I have played the Jamaican chess champion, and received a total pWning(he's a busker in the city streets of Melbourne) It rocks out, I desire a chess clock.

Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm on the ropes against both greg and ken now - thrilling stuff

Sven Bastard (blueski), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I am enjoying this.

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't get it, can't the castle take the queen here to avoid the resignation?

chess game analysis is abt as dorky as it gets (edit: well, there is go game analysis...)

cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

castle takes queen, horsey to F7 checkmate

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

thought the bump would be for some juicy tata steel chat, but let's see

imago, Thursday, 26 January 2023 15:30 (seven months ago) link

AAAAAAARGH

imago, Thursday, 26 January 2023 15:37 (seven months ago) link

okay, bottom right is where the magic happens

imago, Thursday, 26 January 2023 15:39 (seven months ago) link

I've been enjoying Tata Steel a lot - first time I've followed a chess tournie for a while. Carlsen lost 2 games in a row but seems to be back on form now.

In other news this was an interesting game from John Bartholomew - also the opponent's comments made be lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQu33G-_ls

cajunsunday, Saturday, 28 January 2023 16:05 (seven months ago) link

four weeks pass...

we've all seen the Szabo game by now right

imago, Sunday, 26 February 2023 21:28 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mnnzdi6jRA

imago, Sunday, 26 February 2023 21:28 (six months ago) link

crazy stuff

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 February 2023 23:26 (six months ago) link

Stop tweeting, you're fighting for your fucking life https://t.co/fY76VmUrql pic.twitter.com/Ts6HeqHXHS

— PROFESSIONAL_DRAFT_DODGER (@PunishedGenetic) March 9, 2023

, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:34 (six months ago) link

lol

imago, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:37 (six months ago) link

Incredible game, constantly shocked

hrep (H.P), Friday, 10 March 2023 12:59 (six months ago) link

noticed chess trending in the manosphere think it traces back to andrew tate figured he was just using it as a prop but it turns out he can play a little cause he learned from his father was an im https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Tate

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 14:01 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

this defense the computer digs up is real wild stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3BrPZKMkAg

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 March 2023 19:10 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Taking sides : playing stoned and drunk vs playing not stoned and drunk

calstars, Friday, 14 April 2023 01:20 (five months ago) link

magnus played texas holdem on a live stream last night. pretty fun watching him sweat!

k3vin k., Friday, 14 April 2023 01:35 (five months ago) link

its so funny that he resigned the world chess championship and is playing poker instead, he made the final table of wpt tourney a while ago iirc, also hes really good at fantasy soccer, magnus carlson good at games

lag∞n, Friday, 14 April 2023 01:39 (five months ago) link

he’d be so insanely good at poker if he studied, actually might not be fair

k3vin k., Friday, 14 April 2023 01:47 (five months ago) link

Magnus seems pretty funny, hopefully he doesn’t say some sort of Nordic Racial Oopsie on television

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 14 April 2023 01:51 (five months ago) link

always a risk

lag∞n, Friday, 14 April 2023 01:53 (five months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbh0d7WXxB8

just watching a few hands he likes to get in there and play some hands you love to see it

k3vin k., Friday, 14 April 2023 02:02 (five months ago) link

botez is chess too right

Saw the 7-2 cooler earlier

nxd, Friday, 14 April 2023 02:30 (five months ago) link

Ding is back. Exciting

hrep (H.P), Friday, 14 April 2023 11:12 (five months ago) link

et encore!

imago, Sunday, 16 April 2023 14:56 (five months ago) link

this is such fun

imago, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 12:36 (five months ago) link

i retract

imago, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 12:55 (five months ago) link

nothing has gone from being fun to being the least fun thing ever so quickly

imago, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 13:03 (five months ago) link

honestly makes me regret getting into chess. time to turn away

imago, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 13:04 (five months ago) link

chess life

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 13:10 (five months ago) link

I posted that^ when Ding froze in game 7 but actually I'm feeling absolutely sick for Nepo now

imago, Monday, 1 May 2023 21:27 (four months ago) link

poor fuckin bastard

imago, Monday, 1 May 2023 21:27 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/7TJmt9M.png
Da fuq

calstars, Thursday, 18 May 2023 22:51 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

heh

https://i.imgur.com/vzRwcMw.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 June 2023 14:10 (two months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/m5TyDco.jpg

ciderpress, Sunday, 25 June 2023 15:57 (two months ago) link

u trapt bro

calstars, Sunday, 25 June 2023 18:46 (two months ago) link

das right

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 June 2023 18:48 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/B6QeWUl.png

calstars, Saturday, 15 July 2023 23:50 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

so they couldn't prove he stuck vibrating beads up his anus huh?

, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:22 (three weeks ago) link

its kina unclear to me exactly what happened cause they did have very strong evidence towards him being a chronic online cheater and he even admitted to doing it a few times but then chess dot com went and let him back on to the site, the evidence for live cheating was not nearly as strong and he was never banned from live play, he sued magnus et al for defaming him which seemed pretty lame and now magnus agreed to play him again, seems like all sides were just ready to move on which is understandable, but chess.com letting him back on after making such a strong public case that he was a big time cheater is pretty weak imho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:41 (three weeks ago) link

seems like he successfully bullied them all via the the legal system

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:42 (three weeks ago) link

who did, magnus or niemannnn

, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:46 (three weeks ago) link

niemann

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:47 (three weeks ago) link

put anal beads up your bum then sue everybody who says you did, its a good strategy

, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 19:20 (three weeks ago) link

Remote control anal bead gambit

calstars, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 05:55 (three weeks ago) link

Hans is such a heel, I absolutely hate the bloke and love to hate him. Great for the sport. Hope he leans into it in his glorious comeback tour

Neimann 2: turbo anal beads

H.P, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 09:03 (three weeks ago) link

Ever lose a game so stupidly you never want to play again?

calstars, Friday, 8 September 2023 22:25 (two weeks ago) link

Ice cold chess action

calstars, Friday, 8 September 2023 22:25 (two weeks ago) link

Daily

H.P, Saturday, 9 September 2023 12:10 (two weeks ago) link

My new toxic trait: messaging “really” when someone doesn’t resign before a super obvious mate in 1

H.P, Saturday, 9 September 2023 12:27 (two weeks ago) link

The obvious response to which is offering a draw

imago, Saturday, 9 September 2023 13:51 (two weeks ago) link

My new toxic trait: messaging “really” when someone doesn’t resign before a super obvious mate in 1

― H.P, Saturday, September 9, 2023 8:27 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

dont do that

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 September 2023 13:53 (two weeks ago) link

I feel like I’m improving but I keep losing

calstars, Sunday, 17 September 2023 19:16 (one week ago) link


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