I HATE APPLE

WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU??????????

All too true.

Apple replaced my new iBook's motherboard while I was in Japan. That's hundreds of dollars worth, at no charge to me. Of course, it shouldn't have failed within six months in the first place...

That's why they charge you double upfront!

Because I don't believe in a company making you pay for a warantee that should be offered for free upfront. I was under the impression that a one-year warantee meant that if something goes wrong in the first year, they actually fix the thing, not put you on the phone with several douchebags who are trying to sell you additional warantees.

Shit, when the first warantee doesn't seem to work, why would I want to buy another one?

But it does sound like you have a problem with your serial number, Jay.

tho when i was waiting there, i did see todd oldham.

My tech experience with Apple has been sensational. A friend called me today to tell me that his mini iPod was replaced in less than five business days, and he also got the new generation mini in place of his old one that had died. No charge.

I've dealt with Dell and Gateway and their CSRs are no better than Apple's. HPs can blow me, they've sucked.

the desktop I have at work running XP has been up and alive for 2 years with barely any reboots. It does everything I want it to do, does it quickly, and I can navigate painlessly without ever touching the mouse if I feel like it.

I was raised on Apple and my first job was DTP on a Mac, followed by audio editing on a Mac, more DTP, and so on. OS 7+ had more than its share of problems and stupid quirks but the hardware was rock solid and at least its behavior was predictable.

Since getting my latest-edition powerbook I've put it through little more than I ever tried to do with my old OS

...OS

My old Quadra used to have a TV Tuner in it and be able to do image captures from live cable broadcasts, then I could import them into my cheap, incredibly easy to use paint program and do whatever with them. I believe it cost approximately half of what my laptop did! My laptop lets me chat and surf the internet. And rip CDs.

Well today it decided it wasn't going to wake up again, ever, as I'm being greeted with a totally white screen.

What's funny is that like doing searches on my own to try to figure out wtf this computer is doing right now (I mean not even the sad face x-eye Mac or the question mark Mac! NOTHING AT ALL! WHITE SCREEN! I know how to handle the other things!), everyone who is reporting similar issues to me is like bitching about how they have all this important blah blah blah they were doing with the Mac prior hand. Is it that no one who has this failure who is only using their Mac for chat, porn, and MP3s can be bothered to get in on the discussions, or is it because they don't die if that's all you use it for? Because yeah, it seems like my sleep problem increases tenfold whenever I've been using my iBook more for writing or photo work. If all I've done on the damn thing is use iChat for two weeks, no problems whatsoever with starting it up, back when it, uh, started up.

What does this imply??? Is there like some inherent instability in the majority of the "native" programs that come bundled with OSX or is this just really fucked up coincidence?

Also it seems that this particular issue with the iBook G3 was so bad they threw the whole "your warranty is expired, give us $500" shenanigans out the window, and searching on this same issue with "Powerbook" has not given me the same results--ARE IBOOKS PIECES OF SHIT? wtf?

*with the exception of my ancient PowerMac that I had when I was 14-15-16, which only died because my sister is a dick.

I am pretty close to deciding to become the female Punisher, except murdering computer firms, instead of bad guys.

And then kind of ran away????

That was pretty funny.

@michael https://www.macrumors.com/2020/05/12/macbook-air-pro-2013-2014-vintage-products/

the complete list is at https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201624

Ah, thanks!

Not really clear if Mid-2014 MBP 15" was added to that list before or after that March 2020 post (which includes the 13"), but all rather academic now. It's certainly in the "vintage" category. Of course, the Apple stores were closed for months when I first started thinking I should do something about this but I may have been out of luck even immediately pre-Covid.

Still, it would've been really easy to actually respond to my web appointment info with an email or text.

Mind you...
"Apple discontinues all hardware service for obsolete products, with the sole exception of Mac notebooks that are eligible for an additional battery-only repair period."
"Apple says vintage Macs remain eligible for hardware service at Apple Stores and Apple Authorized Service Providers, but only if repair parts are available, or if required by law."

Batteries exist, and were in store at another branch. This may fall into the side-category of Couldn't Be Arsed.

re: battery replacement - yeah, mike, we saw that at the time and i checked and got a rather snotty response telling me to go away. still does.

(someone else in my team did have a number that matched but the company that supplies all the office macs (and also does disability assessments...) said they had no plan in place to replace them and, afaik, that's still the case >2 years later despite at least one desk fire)

The serial number you entered is not eligible under this program because either:
It's not in the affected serial number range.
Our records show that your device has already been serviced as part of this Program.

one or the other, who can say

https://www.macrumors.com/2022/01/23/apple-questionable-design-decisions/

This had me lollin

Started hearing a loud popping every time I hit a control key.

https://i.imgur.com/CtcT88t.png

https://i.imgur.com/fJOXvYF.png

Go fuck yourself

just turn it off

“Former Apple design chief Jony Ive, who still partners with Apple on products, has revealed his 12 must-have design tools for making, marking, measuring, and carrying with him every day.


Torque wrench — Snap-On adjustable torque wrench, £455
Tonearm — Linn titanium Ekos SE tonearm, $5,645, basilaudio.com
Hex Keys — Wiha colour-coded hex L-Key set, from $3.69
Paper folder — Paper folder, hwebber.co.uk
Measuring Tape — Hermès leather In The Pocket measuring tape, $530
Loupe — Vintage brass folding magnifier by Leitz Wetzlar, from Ive’s personal collection
Fountain pen — Vintage pen by Montegrappa, from Ive's personal collection
Eraser — Graf Von Faber-Castell platinum-plated eraser, £100, jacksonsart.com
Pencil case — Vintage leather pouch by Visvim, from Ive's personal collection
Protractor — Mitutoyo 6in universal bevel protractor, £264
Depth gauge — Starrett 440Z-3RL depth micrometer, $355
Weather station — Wempe Navigator II ship’s clock and weather station, $1,960

Ive doesn't offer any explanation for what makes the list or what specific products they helped him design, but in a separate piece in which Ive and fellow LoveFrom designer Marc Newson talk about the equipment in their Cotswolds workshop, he opines:

‘There's a beauty and a joy in the machines and tools. They are no longer solely a means to an end. I think there's an inherent elegance in an effective tool that normally results in a curious beauty.’”

carrying with him every day.
carrying with him every day.
carrying with him every day.
carrying with him every day.
carrying with him every day.

... why does he carry a tonearm without a turntable

The comments are pretty good too.

“This is the guy who designs rectangles for a living.”

https://www.macrumors.com/2022/05/09/jony-ive-essential-tools-designing/

https://images.macrumors.com/t/4iJjJnuI2LD2lOPHH6pqvIbgqJ8=/1600x0/article-new/2021/11/jony-ive-ipad-pro.jpeg

https://images.macrumors.com/t/4iJjJnuI2LD2lOPHH6pqvIbgqJ8=/1600x0/article-new/2021/11/jony-ive-ipad-pro.jpeg

https://images.macrumors.com/t/4iJjJnuI2LD2lOPHH6pqvIbgqJ8=/1600x0/article-new/2021/11/jony-ive-ipad-pro.jpeg

anyone else's airpods shit the bed in the past day? mine decided they wouldn't connect to anything for longer than a fraction of a second as of yesterday evening (connection was getting flakey for a day before that). This indicates there is a firmware problem, which Apple already denied.

https://www.reddit.com/r/airpods/comments/un9c9p/airpods_pro_keeps_disconnecting_from_iphone_after/?%24deep_link=true&correlation_id=e33e5cd8-5a51-4948-9537-0de8281a748a&post_fullname=t3_un9c9p&post_index=1&ref=email_digest&ref_campaign=email_digest&ref_source=email&utm_content=post_body&%243p=e_as&_branch_match_id=1044604750058356520&utm_medium=Email%20Amazon%20SES&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA22Q60rEMBCFnyb%2Ba%2Bs2rdsKiwjiawwxmbbD5kYuVN%2FeqeviHyGBw3cyZ2aylRLzc9clNIZKq2JsLflrJ%2BOL6AcZLwgqP7AMiVbyykJN9rIdVUK%2Biv6dz77v7W%2B9Do5B4qsoxWAyK2YOfTlk9bOe458LMQW4IsYMhrIO3qMu5FdYUnBAcQue%2By8Fj0Qhudlg%2BDUcIwr5VlJF0T%2FpkBJaVSh4IMMcpcRRm6kZ1XhqhnmYmnmU5%2BbR4NRPJ3UeJsV1MeQCS7XWK4dHnIT7gDePvMFPNk4MEi5HslNkedYVc7lB0MpFRav%2F382hJo13j2EtDnjRwj%2FC9KfNRzBf39j6pEyIAQAA

Just plug them in. Arf.

sorry if I'm misreading an attempt at a snappy response, but that doesn't make any sense.

I don’t have an answer for you arf but I sympathize , I don’t think the tech is quite there yet for seemless operation 100 pct of the time for the air pods. Hurts even more when you consider the cost.

Sorry I’m from the old school that thinks wireless for something like this is a bit of a silly idea. Boomer out.

yes earbuds that you plug in work fine. this isn't a point about ones with a cord. airpods do not have a cord. thanks for playing.

Ngl, agree with Chewshabadoo— this sort of tech is inherently unreliable and the Pods seem to take a shit after several months of even gentle use, from what friends have told me. Not trying to be snide, just don’t really get why you need AirPods. Is a cord really such an encumbrance?

I've had my airpods for a few years and they work great. There was one spell where they were having trouble connecting and I thought maybe they were dead but I put them in the charger and reset everything and now they're fine again.

tips i give new parents that are not obvious but turn out to be incredibly valuable:

get a grabber for picking things up/recovering things from under furniture

get massive s-biners for hanging stuff off the stroller like a pack mule (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nite-Ize-S-Biner-SBP8-Charm-01BG/dp/B0056NNVXO/)

get wireless earbuds because you're going to be stuck in place under a baby a lot, audiobooks and podcasts will keep you sane, and wired headphones will make keeping the baby calm impossible.

personally though i just get cheap "earfun" brand buds for lke $30. don't listen to music on them so don't care about sound quality.

i bought a $50 pair a couple years ago and they are honestly one of the most unexpectedly life-improving things I've ever purchased because untangling headphones is something that would be assigned to me in hell

same. was skeptical but cannot imagine going back.

My “damn, they actually are worth it” transition was from other Bluetooth (inc. some true wireless JBL ones) headphones. Pairing and swapping between different devices (Apple ones at least) is just so much smoother, as is charging. Wired headphones are great too depending on the context, sure.

Who cheapo wireless earbuds do people recommend?

Which? #AtLeastOneTypoPerPostGuaranteed

my wife has these and is fine with them but she's easily impressed (she is my wife) https://smile.amazon.com/EarFun-Bluetooth-Waterproof-Earphones-Headphones/dp/B07R5MKX3K?th=1

i stepped up to these because the mic on those cheaper ones is terrible and i take a call on them once every couple of months. but never use the noise cancelling feature https://smile.amazon.com/Cancelling-EarFun-Bluetooth-Transparent-Waterproof/dp/B08LYXGB89/.

the cheap ones are one of the wirecutter "under $50" recommendations

untangling headphones?

<blockquote>Pairing and swapping between different devices (Apple ones at least) is just so much smoother</blockquote>

right. definitely don't get the ones i recommend if you plan to connect them to more than just your phone.

lol <blockquote>

i bought the fancy wirecutter recommendations (jabra 75t) and they work but kinda suck, like they sound bad and i had to superglue the tips on b/c they kept getting lodged in my ear and i would have to fish em out with tweezers, thanks wirecutter

gonna try the cheap ones, noise cancelling is fucking stupid

On my walks I often see lonely single ear buds laying on the ground... such a waste

I've never owned Apple's version, but wireless headphones/earbuds has been a game changer for me - I'll never willingly go back to wired.

guess it’s just mw and Chewshabadoo backing the Ludd Gang then

I don't use earbuds at all. They're much more damaging to your hearing than cans.

xp My AirPods have better sound quality than my sub-$30 Bluetooth earbuds, but they fall off every time I put them on, so I only use the cheap ones

i bought the fancy wirecutter recommendations (jabra 75t) and they work but kinda suck

yeah there are multiple reasons why I prefer the wireless ones which were mostly stated above. Anyway, seems to be confirmed in that reddit thread above that apple fucked something up completely which is affecting some but not all airpods on the market and to fix it you either have to upgrade to a beta version of iOS (which will only fix your ability to connect to your phone, so no help if you need to connect to your laptop) or wait for them to fix it. Quite annoying.

Dropouts when using AirPlay to stream from Music to an Airport Express. (Dropouts kinda understates it, it'll just stop streaming.) Switching back to the Music app always fixes it, so I'm guessing that "keep miniplayer on top" would work. Trying renice -20 first though. I shouldn't have to do any of this though!

Trying renice -20 first though.

failure

keep miniplayer on top working so far but ugh

fun fact about Jabra earbuds is they don’t support “computers”, ie if something doesn’t work and you’re not connected to an android or iOS phone then they you’re out of luck.

for babies and any other situation where earbuds help sanity but you can't afford to not hear stuff around you... the Sony Linkbuds got me to take the plunge on wireless. They have a hole in the middle. Been very good. Would only recommend trying if you can get them somewhere that would accept a return though. Very subjective fit (and thus, sound too).

(the airpod shape doesn't stay in for me either)

God, yes, airplay dropouts, the bane of my existence for a while. You can avoid it with a wired connection. Eventually I gave up, put my entire library on an older Mac Mini, and control it using iTunes remote. No issues since then.