Nipples! Apes! Lawsuits!

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You know when people say that 'truth is stranger than fiction' or 'you can't make shit like that up'? This is like that.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/18/BAGM9BDI191.DTL

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"On at least two incidents in mid-to-late June 2004, Patterson intensely pressured Keller to expose herself to Koko while they were working outside where other employees could potentially view Keller's naked body. ... On one such occasion, Patterson said, 'Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples. I will turn my back so Kendra can show you her nipples.' "

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Mmmm... a gorilla with a strap on.

I will masturbate to this later.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Well I'm going to throw up now.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

(I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I'm going to do some work now k' bye.)

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

The suit, in any case, says that Patterson would interpret hand movements by Koko as a demand to see exposed human nipples. She warned Alperin and Keller that their employment with the foundation would suffer, the suit says, if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish."

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if the word "projection" is in Patterson's dictionary.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder what website name was registered.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

This story's kind of hot until you get to the end and find out the women are 47 and 48 years old.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Koko likes the sexy grannies.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

'The zoo's publicist, Sue Allen, said, "Those of us in Cleveland would say: 'Only in San Francisco.' " '

those nipple-bearing frisco heathens!

man, why couldn't have this been in that movie Congo?

latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I had to leave for lunch right after I posted this and I thought to myself, "Dan will be the first person to say something."

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha come on Mike that's not exactly a Kreskin style prediction! EVERYONE knew Dan would be the first one to say something!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I wrote 'Nipples!' first just to lure him out.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Nipples:Dan=Candy:Hanzel & Gretyl

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Nipulls

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE!!!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

San Francisco attorney Stephen Sommers, who is representing Alperin and Keller, has a transcript of that chat.

"There's a history with this nipple thing," he said, leafing through the transcript and pointing out the word "nipple" -- which he'd highlighted in pink -- each time it appeared.


In pink. Like nipples.

C J (C J), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, like some nipples.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

True.

Like mine, anyway. All three of them.

C J (C J), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

CJ, are you related to Anne Boleyn? Or perhaps, Krusty the Klown?

Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link


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