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ken c (ken c), Sunday, 23 January 2005 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he wants to get on the bus

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 23 January 2005 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

glad you got that one sorted

Stevem On X (blueski), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"so he's a crippl...uh, you know, uh, uh, a handicapped kinda guy?"

Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

but what are you thinking ken c?

Bob Six (bobbysix), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"Wheels! VROOM VR-VROOM-VROOMMM!"

Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet everyone behind him was all "hey, let's push things forward here, mate."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

'Which bus would you like to board?'
'That one'
'But... that's a double-decker! You won't fit the wheelchair in the door!'
'Yeah I know'
'So which bus would you like to board?'
'That one'
'...That one?'
'Yeah'
'What about the wheelchair bus? You like the wheelchair bus!'
'Yeah I know'
'So which bus would you like to board?'
'That one'

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't understand this thread.

m. (mitchlnw), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Can't you sew?
Is it a red thread or a blue thread?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

that bipartisan bus is totally cramping my style
everyone knows no one cares about cripples

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"it was supposed to be so eeeeasy!"

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"sweet this means I don't have to pay!"

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

the driver was all 'dude, dont mug yourself'

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 January 2005 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

to the unhelpful driver "such a twat"

ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

???????????????????????

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 24 January 2005 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

such a twat

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 January 2005 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not sure what's going on in the picture. Isn't it just a guy getting on the bus? Is there some element of difficulty or adversity that I'm not seeing? The bus seems to be equipped for the disabled.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

THE DIFFICULTY IS THAT HE CANNOT WALK.
DON'T YOU SEE?

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

you're not answering the question.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I wish I could see what his eyes are saying.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, he's through the doors, but then what? Where can he turn?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Could it be that his backpack is on the back of his chair waiting to be lifted? No self respecting urban dweller would be so lax--so what is he thinking?
?

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"Go, Speed, go!
Let that MACH-5 thunder roll
You got the power, SPEED RACER, let it show
Go, Speed, go!"

Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

He's probably thinking 'ok so I can get on this bus fine; am I going to have enough room once I'm on it? will the next bus I need to catch have wheelchair access? will there be an accessible public toilet when I need one? will there be stairs at my destination? will the shop I need to go to later have a wheelchair-friendly counter height? a wide aisle? will I be able to go to that gig tonight? what about the cinema tomorrow?' etc etc

Archel (Archel), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oh, fuck. I think I forgot to set a tape for Hollyoaks."

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Probably that too.

Archel (Archel), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Archel is grate.

alix (alix), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

He's trying to high-jack the bus!!!!

Bus Driver: Go, get out of my bus please and actually give me back my keys or I'll get very angry then I'll kick you out your chair and then you'll be on your knees.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

But if you really want to fuck up a bus, there is a better way:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/images/news/btn/dan/dan4_150x150.jpg

Archel (Archel), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"who put a bloody bus here? I just wanted to cross the road"

jel -- (jel), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh... should I be offended?

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

are you offended?

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you ever been offended?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Being offended is natural.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you experienced?

bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I once ran over a cripple in a wheelchair with my bus.

Does that count as experience?

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Was he not necessarily stoned, but beautiful?

bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Were you?

bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

He was much more beautiful with his red bits spilled on the sidewalk.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't wait to tell the guys on ILE about this...

elwisty (elwisty), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

psh
cripples can't use the internet

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys pretending to be cripples can, like in Ghost World.

bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont get it

come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

dumbass

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not actually crippled, would you believe.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:15 (seventeen years ago) link

If you look closely the man is actually sticking his middle finger up to the criminal justice bill.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still not sure of the original point of the photo.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

dry yr eyes, just take back the DVD

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

He's probably just making his way to Star Kebab where meat becomes gyros.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm thinking that Ken forgot to log off and log back in as Randy

corny, Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks Dadaismus

WAIT, WHERE'S MY PURSE GONE?

Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Purse?! You girl.

alix (alix), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

... just 'cos I'm black

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Is it absolutely vital that you have to make idiotic comments about Randy on every thread?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it's because he's a pirate.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that this bus is a 188.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I think that our highly developed 1P3 humour is lost upon the general ILX populace... ;-)

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 January 2005 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

lost in prejudice, as usual.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the ugliest thing for a waitress so lovely to feel :(

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, do they understand or do they need an interpreter?

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if this is funny.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do you wonder?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Because he needs an interpreter.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

in 500 posts they'll put this thread in excelsior

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean it's going to take 500 more posts for something funny to come out of this thread?

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean being in excelsior has to do with being funny?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

well, 498 now

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken was close there!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

These threads always remind me of why you can't let certain kids sit next to each other in class.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

now he's brought class into it

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Not possible.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

These threads always remind me of why you can't let certain kids sit next to each other in class.

i really want to hear you explain this one!!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i can take it or leave, believe

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Thermo, do you really think we act wack?

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

aw there was me thinking i was breaking his back

ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

it's game, set and match.

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

leave it out, doglatin

ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

man "i think i'm going to fall ooover!!"

ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
'Which bus would you like to board?'
'That one'
'But... that's a double-decker! You won't fit the wheelchair in the door!'

it will fit, and you know it.

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

a new day, another morning after, leaning back in my wheelchair in a greasy spoon cafeteria

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...
He's thinking "man, I hope they're still talking about me on 't internet 11 months from now"

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I think the moral learned from this discussion is: Booty is a woman's duty

Jake Stevens (JTS), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe he's in a chair because when a war came along he was on the front line with 'em?

(ps, i didn't just say that).

Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

[crap]

Christmas Time, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I got an angry email about this thread. Not a woman offended that we were joking about a dude in a wheelchair, but a woman offended that I mentioned her name on this thread. But I didn't.

?

roxymuzak, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

star kebab?

elan, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Romanda something!

roxymuzak, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

such a twat jones

gff, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

He'd better get in that bus quick, snap because it's no use prangin out.

the next grozart, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

"where's this bus going driver?"
"FUCKING SLOANE SQ MAN"

ken c, Friday, 29 February 2008 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link

"they gave me a ramp, they gave Stevie the destination-quoting dude, when they going to sort stuff out for Tommy and Helen?"

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 29 February 2008 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

"I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled"

CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 February 2008 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

"never again am i gonna be late"

ken c, Monday, 1 September 2008 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Lorax otm

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 1 September 2008 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://www.quadrugby.com/files/gallery/Josh-Falling-over.jpg

i think i'm going to fall over

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

he said he's the worst wheelchair ball player under the sun

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

this thread... confused everyone except for about 4 people.

Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol its so strange to read now

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:29 (eleven years ago) link


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