Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

that's for all you Sarandon-haters.

Excellent! Now I may kill IN SPACE!!!

What do you mean 'the little bitch is fighting back', Ensign Rodriguez? JUST BEAM HER TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST SEA!

Good, good. Doctor Formantitude, prepare the corpses in sickbay, I'm beginning to enjoy this 'Possessed Shipman beard'

"The dog spoke to me, the dog told me to do it!"

Mr. Costello looks more evil than Mr. Grammer in this photo.

Yes, Seabiscuit, I too feel the smouldering hatred of all humankind. But have no fear, for tonight we taste the BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

I feel sick.

he's a bad man

There seems to be a certain desperation in the way so many shows revolve around the brothers complete inability to get laid.

At first, the cops didn't know who she was. She had no identification when they found her, no wallet, no driver's license, nothing. All she had in her pockets was an apartment key, and that wasn't much help. "We tried that key in 100 doors around there and we just couldn't put it together," Smit would later lament. But a few days after her death an acquaintance came forward, telling police that a girl fitting the victim's description, a young woman from Florida by the name of Karen Alicia Grammer who had taken a year off from her studies at Barry College and moved up to Colorado Springs, had vanished July .

Figuring it was worth a try, Smit went to her apartment building and slid the key they had recovered from her body into the lock. It fit. Just to make sure, they asked her older brother, then-20-year-old aspiring actor named Kelsey Grammer, to fly up to identify the body. You could tell just by looking at young Kelsey Grammer that "he really loved his sister," Smit recalled. What's more, it hadn't been that long since their estranged father had been gunned down near his home in Bermuda, and even less time had passed since the death of their grandfather, the man who had really raised the Grammer kids. "I'll tell you, tragedy has really struck that family," Smit had commented.

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

quick bites

I had to come back and look at that image because i was convinced there was a HellFrasier (HellFraiser? HellfRaiser?) joke I had missed

Don't know if this goes here or the "nail down the cursed image" thread.

https://www.avclub.com/you-might-as-well-just-go-on-and-watch-this-music-video-1847547634

is that a fatal farm project? similar vibe.

Kelsey Grammer is signing beer cans at a grocery store in Buffalo to promote his new Christian beer lmaaaoooooo pic.twitter.com/8QSaJjBmpm

— Joel 🤌🤌 (@blameaspartame) September 23, 2021

Can't believe he went the beer route instead of the wine route.

Christian beer... man, I envy all of you who don't live around Baptists.

theres a vid from a couple months ago of him signing autographs, joking around and chatting, and someone asks him if he got the vaccine and his face turns to stone and he's like "uh, i'm not saying, next question".

should be a great meet & greet, hope he gets real up close & personal with all the many fans of his delicious faith-based ale.

try my new buddhist heroin

Pentecostal Pernod

Quaker Quaaludes

try my new christian horseshit - it's made from Real Horseshit!

Also surprised that that's the best photo they could come up with. Can't tell if he's deciding whether to sign your 4-pack or to kill you and bury your body in the basement.

Upon these hops I will build my brew

looks like he could be NPH's dad there

theres a vid from a couple months ago of him signing autographs, joking around and chatting, and someone asks him if he got the vaccine and his face turns to stone and he's like "uh, i'm not saying, next question".

should be a great meet & greet, hope he gets real up close & personal with all the many fans of his delicious faith-based ale.

Considering he's angling for the base that he is it's possible he refused to say because he did indeed get it and fears the blowback.

This is outrageous, Christians have never had anything to do with beer or beer-making and imo they shouldn't start now.

xp also imo it seems a bit naff for someone to ask* that question in the situation (ie joking around with fans), so he might have just thought fuck you dickhead i'm not telling

(*but not seen the vid, not sure of the context of how the question was put to him)

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— SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest (@snlhostsintro) October 23, 2021

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— marty (@_martinjames) March 23, 2022

https://i.imgur.com/2lwmgUD.png
looks like he's harboring some dark secrets about America's past.

Looks like he's been raising eight kids in Sacramento!

His face is slowly melting, but that's OK. The same thing happens to window panes when they're his age.

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/284468992_10228294980981908_601384996578920447_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=QT4iJgsseVYAX8NwYek&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8G3WAV7p5ZhqHxtaD-B3cl8VaKhq_44TLVapCe0Ee9PQ&oe=6295A24B

Hellfrasier

Obligitory "lol hueg"

when they're his age

I should say 'our age'. He's a few months younger than I am.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FT0WqeEUUAACG7L?format=jpg&name=medium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOoqnhn_6I0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ajF49FXx-w

KG's attempted accent in this: like holding his nose while speaking very fast clipped and gritty

september 30 vs. october 1 pic.twitter.com/R61cTpeHRE

— Leor Galil (@imLeor) October 1, 2022

Kelsey Grammer: a better actor than a dog

https://i.postimg.cc/mD1nbspY/kelsey.jpg

"the reward I seek is not a hot dog."

I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff.

https://boingboing.net/2022/12/04/jodorowskys-frasier-as-imagined-by-midjourney-ai.html

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

pic.twitter.com/kViKAoA2YQ

— machine gun kelly reichardt (@LingoUnbound) January 9, 2023

Don't remember this at all: his Sketch Comedy show with Kaitlin Olson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Paul F. Tompkins.

https://www.cracked.com/article_36544_everything-about-kelsey-grammers-sketch-show-was-pretty-great-except-for-kelsey-grammer.html

― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, January 10, 2023 11:40 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Hang on isn't that fuckin' Lee Mack???!!!???11??!

Yup! Paul F Tompkins told an anecdote about that show on a recent Comedy Bang Bang (called it Kelsey Grammer Resents The Sketch Show) and when he talked about turning to Lee Mack and saying something I felt the multiverse collapsing.

premiered the same year as the first season of Always Sunny

I'm sure Kaitlin Olson was happy to parachute out of that mess (Kelsey Grammer's Sketch Money Plane)

So vaguely remember seeing that at the time, I think...

had to rewatch this full-screen to convince myself that isn't KG at the bar

SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir: Steven Soderbergh pic.twitter.com/jhpRFlzg2B

— Erotic Films Out Of Context (@NoContextErotic) January 13, 2023

I didn't know until today that Kelsey Grammer is married to the daughter of a Bristol City footballer and has a house in Portishead

Dave Charlton Trotta looks like a motherfucker with etc.

Kelsey Grammer “warned” Hollywood about “extraordinary” ‘Frasier’ reboot co-star Nicholas Lyndhurst

Have they started shooting this yet?

I humbly request just one episode where Frasier calls Lyndhurst a plonker, just once.

Though the show makes a return, some of its former award-winning cast won’t.

How can penetrating investigative journalist Will Richards be so sure

can they credibly have Eddie the dog return. dog years

Young Kelsey looks like the yuppie equivalent of a baby that looks like an elderly man:

This guy on Cheers pic.twitter.com/MkRxElWyZX

— Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ (@BaronDestructo) April 23, 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDxQbxzdv98

https://i.imgur.com/DMelEiC.gif

Money Plane Goof:

The computer servers are clearly CD Players stack on top of each other. In one shot, an Barenaked Ladies 'Stunt' CD pops out during a fight scene.