Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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That sloping forehead and those eyes make him look like he's in perpetual Jack Torrance mode. Anyone want to go down to the Grammer basement with a flashlight? Not me, 'cuz you know he's down there with a blade, some rope, and a hogtied George Wendt. Bet he's pissed that a list of his top three "characters played" would be a) a psychiatrist who has perpetual trouble with the ladies, perhaps because he's swishy, b) a cartoon character and c) some jerk in some lousy DeNiro movie that no one saw.

I am not drunk.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I'm not sure the final sentence was needed, but if it helps.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:52 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I saw him almost exactly four years ago at the inauguration. I was protesting. He was crossing Pennsylvania Ave. to the Ann Coulter-level celeb viewing stand. Then Bush went by, followed by Maria Shriver on top of a bus with a microphone.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:55 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

B b but who WOULDN'T want to be known for being the voice of Sideshow Bob?! I mean COME ON!

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:55 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

it should be noted that there's no way any regular human being was crossing Pennsylvania Avenue shortly before Potus went by.

that's for all you Sarandon-haters.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:57 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

He was on TRL when I visited Times Square.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:57 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

SECRETS

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 01:57 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I tell you what, he can live a long time on the Sideshow Bob stuff, that might actually be better for his rep long-term than any goddamn "Frasier" rerun.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

but still, dude's gonna be discovered by security some night on the old Cheers set, covered in applesauce and cradling Ted Danson's severed head

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:04 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Gear, get not-drunker, that's awesome.

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

gear you might've just saved my life

John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Gear, my brain may never recover :0

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I am the only one who saw him get busted for drunk driving? guy was all unshaven, had that glare going big-time, like he was being filmed by Kubrick or something. I thought, only thing keeping him from sinking a pen into his lawyer's neck are the motherfucking chains, but wait, he's got no chains! someone do something! I do not want to see this man in person. People were all like, hey RG, how bout some tix for a sitcom taping? Sure, why not, right, what show? FRASIER! Frasier? feck off, I don't have a death wish!

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

sideshow bob is in fact perhaps not a character but rather a catharsis that keeps Grammer in check. you know why he shows up all sweaty every year or so to the Simpsons office saying, "need another Sideshow Bob episode, guys?" He's feeling the ITCH, trying to control, man. He don't control, people gonna DIE.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:14 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I love you, Gear.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 02:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.luds.net/gueststars/1/kelsey%20grammer.jpg
ha ha ha, I killed and ate your family.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.digitalhit.com/sag/10/sag04-119.jpg
fucking rotten bastard, I should tear your heart out of your chest right here in front of everyone and just start eating it...

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.tvlinksonline.com/photopost/data/1031/3kelseygrammer4.jpg
man ... I am ... like ... so fucked up ... right now

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/male_celebrities/kelsey_grammer/kelsey_grammer_KevinWinter.jpg
yes, really funny, laugh it up, I'll be dining on your liver tonight

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:09 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH FRASIER AGAIN

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:10 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/partypictures/2004/01_12_04/images/27.jpg
yeahhh, that's right. I fucked her. Twice. In the ass. You're a nobody.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.foederationsdatenbank.de/fdb/personen/bilder/bateson.jpg

Excellent! Now I may kill IN SPACE!!!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:14 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://spoty.cool.ne.jp/causeneffect/kelsey.jpg

What do you mean 'the little bitch is fighting back', Ensign Rodriguez? JUST BEAM HER TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST SEA!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://img.iskon.hr/kl/2003/07/09/0002015v.jpg
Hey, look at me, I'm an (extremely) poor man's Jude Law!

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Frasier/images/imgs_bio/kelsey_grammer.jpg
I AM DRUNK ON POWER!
or is it blood?
it might be blood.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.starfleetlibrary.com/tng/images/TNG21801.jpg

Good, good. Doctor Formantitude, prepare the corpses in sickbay, I'm beginning to enjoy this 'Possessed Shipman beard'

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/stars/kelsey_grammer.jpg
oh this reminds me of when I was but a schoolboy ... eating my classmates.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:19 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.cnbce.com/i/pr-dizi/frasier.jpg


"The dog spoke to me, the dog told me to do it!"

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:20 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Are they all having sex with each other?

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I dunno.

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:22 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.elviscostello.info/pic/tv/03/030422.frasier/frasier_1.jpg

Mr. Costello looks more evil than Mr. Grammer in this photo.

papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.cheers-becker.de/frasier19.jpg
"A party thrown by whom? Caligula?"

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:24 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.smokemag.com/0300/cover2.jpg

Yes, Seabiscuit, I too feel the smouldering hatred of all humankind. But have no fear, for tonight we taste the BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT!

Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:36 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Looks like John Mahoney is the cast bitch in the above photo.

Cill Msgrn, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:45 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Something happened after I read this thread that transported my brain into a bad place and now I can't think or do anything really.

I feel sick.

Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:46 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

it's the icy glare of kelsey grammer that did it

he's a bad man

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I know like I said it has ruined Frasier forever for me! I will crack up every time its on now.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

frasier is the weirdest show you can watch while stoned. psychodrama at its creepiest.

There seems to be a certain desperation in the way so many shows revolve around the brothers complete inability to get laid.

Lappet, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Her killer or killers had slit her throat from behind, severing her carotid artery, and then left her to die. But this young girl, this 18-year-old kid, staggered and crawled down that alley the length of a city block, looking for help, Smit would later recall. But it was late and there was no help. Even as she was bleeding to death, she crawled out of the alley and into a nearby mobile home park. She tried one door her bloody handprint was later found on the screen, Smit remembered. Then she dragged herself to the manager's office, where she finally collapsed outside the door and died. In an image that would haunt investigators, including Smit, for decades, her bloody "handprint was actually about two inches below the doorbell."

At first, the cops didn't know who she was. She had no identification when they found her, no wallet, no driver's license, nothing. All she had in her pockets was an apartment key, and that wasn't much help. "We tried that key in 100 doors around there and we just couldn't put it together," Smit would later lament. But a few days after her death an acquaintance came forward, telling police that a girl fitting the victim's description, a young woman from Florida by the name of Karen Alicia Grammer who had taken a year off from her studies at Barry College and moved up to Colorado Springs, had vanished July .

Figuring it was worth a try, Smit went to her apartment building and slid the key they had recovered from her body into the lock. It fit. Just to make sure, they asked her older brother, then-20-year-old aspiring actor named Kelsey Grammer, to fly up to identify the body. You could tell just by looking at young Kelsey Grammer that "he really loved his sister," Smit recalled. What's more, it hadn't been that long since their estranged father had been gunned down near his home in Bermuda, and even less time had passed since the death of their grandfather, the man who had really raised the Grammer kids. "I'll tell you, tragedy has really struck that family," Smit had commented.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

it echoes the writers' struggles with their own inabilities to get laid.
(xpost)

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:52 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Scott Seward is bumming me out, man.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 03:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Hahahaha! Sorry! But this is the kreepy kelsey thread! when you watch one of those episodes of frasier where he just screams at his crippled father for half an hour, be afraid, be very afraid.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:01 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Woah, his sister was really murdered!? ok now I am creeped out.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:07 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i just went to trader fuckin joe's and saw the msutached one from le tigre, she told me that 'tehy were coming and by tehy i mean he and by he i mean teh grammer' but it wasn't her voice, rather it was john ratzenberger's.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I am drunk, and this question (and thread) is amazing. I was actually thinking that Gear must be drunk. and then I read the last sentence. awesome.

lemin (lemin), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:16 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"So, ahh, Nahm, were you aware that severing the carotid ahtery does not produce, ahh, instant death? That scene in the Cuckoo's Nest where Bud Dourif dies almost instantly, ahh, is totally unrealistic."

"Fascinating, Cliffy. What's wrong over there, Dr. Crane?"

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 04:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I was at a movie theater once, and they showed the trailer for that Showtime movie where Kelsey Grammer played Benedict Arnold. The sight of Frasier looking deadly serious in full-on colonial regalia was quite amusing, but I didn't predict that the whole theater would actually start laughing.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

:D

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Friday, 5 August 2016 00:15 (two years ago) Permalink

I saw him with his family the other weekend. He was pushing a stroller and not looking particularly like a motherfucker with dark secrets that day.

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 15 August 2016 00:58 (two years ago) Permalink

hmmm, didn't look like a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

sounds exactly what a motherfucker with some dark secrets would do

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2016 01:36 (two years ago) Permalink

I saw a DVD on sale yesterday, "Animal Farm" - KGRam was main part, it looked a lot like "Babe", George Orwell was mentioned, umm..

It looked awful, but?

Mark G, Monday, 15 August 2016 10:03 (two years ago) Permalink

I'm rewatching the 1st season of the real housewives of Beverly Hills. KG pulled some motherfucking dark moves on his wife.

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 01:54 (two years ago) Permalink

oh missed it was posted already

Salma Hayek's racist predatory lesbian taco (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 14:21 (two years ago) Permalink

sure you did.

pplains, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:01 (two years ago) Permalink

hmmm, didn't look like a motherfucker with some dark secrets.

sounds exactly what a motherfucker with some dark secrets would do

:D

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Monday, 29 August 2016 06:48 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMMj8M4j4T_/

écorché (S-), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 08:02 (two years ago) Permalink

Sideshow Nips

Quarter measures (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 November 2016 15:41 (two years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/iABQ080.jpg

the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Monday, 23 October 2017 21:27 (one year ago) Permalink

Saw this thread bumped and thought it might be some post-Weinstein dark secrets coming to light.

Eazy, Monday, 23 October 2017 21:29 (one year ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/JpgNj4I.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 23 October 2017 22:03 (one year ago) Permalink

Pointy-toed Nikes?

Eazy, Monday, 23 October 2017 23:19 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

all the better to do a leprechaun jig in

lag∞n, Friday, 10 November 2017 04:07 (one year ago) Permalink

It'll be ironic if he's the only motherfucker with actually no dark secrets.

omar little, Friday, 10 November 2017 04:26 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

i've been seeing a lot of marketing for the shitty new zach braff show and i can only conclude that zach braff looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

na (NA), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:30 (eight months ago) Permalink

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tD2YZKbtNR0/maxresdefault.jpg

na (NA), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:31 (eight months ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaHxLlSVMAE-e9_.jpg

podcast!

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 April 2018 02:36 (eight months ago) Permalink

braff/faison is friendship goals but this show looks so baddddddddddd

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 7 April 2018 05:20 (eight months ago) Permalink

the whole Braff Is Back!!! marketing seems insane, like dude can't get his films funded and Scrubs 2.0 flopped despite forcing him to pop into it over and over, like he's what made it work, not the writing and ensemble cast -- there's no massive Braff Army out there who were just waiting for an alert of his return to primetime before mobilising their Nielsen boxes

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Saturday, 7 April 2018 19:15 (eight months ago) Permalink

Thread is ruined.

Jeff, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

Braff has no dark secrets. He’s just a dumb fuck. With no secrets.

Jeff, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:38 (eight months ago) Permalink

I saw a photo for that new show the other day, and literally went "Do I know this guy? Who is this guy?" to myself. I had to check to find out and be reminded, only to realize I mercifully had found a complete sweet spot of cultural amnesia and then it wasn't there any more.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:45 (eight months ago) Permalink

Zack Braff looks like a motherfucker with some dumb secrets

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

braff is back baby!

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 April 2018 21:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

As for the main subject

🎶 I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
🎶 I’m a shrink, I’m a brother
🎶 I’m a Frasier, I’m a Crane
🎶 Call in if you’re insane

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) April 6, 2018

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2018 23:57 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tncZ-fQ4YD8

some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2018 17:34 (six months ago) Permalink

the narrator quotes john mahoney saying that he came from a secretive irish family and that he cherished his privacy

this is when i stopped watching

(plus the information before that was not a secret. it was all revealed at the time it happened and is documented even in grammer's wiki entry)

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 12 May 2018 18:26 (six months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within. pic.twitter.com/VKdAPQEPzW

— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) July 28, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 July 2018 17:35 (four months ago) Permalink

welp, there's a video i'm never gonna watch

Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 August 2018 09:36 (four months ago) Permalink

No, you misunderstand, his wife's name is 'Tattooed In His Pubic Region'.

Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 August 2018 10:26 (four months ago) Permalink

Thought of this thread a few weeks ago when I saw this:

http://i63.tinypic.com/dyww1i.jpg

... (Eazy), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:13 (four months ago) Permalink

oh man, that got worse when I scrolled down.

pplains, Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:18 (four months ago) Permalink

i love kristen bell and I loathe him. torn.

akm, Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:24 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXD-jvHage8

... (Eazy), Sunday, 19 August 2018 20:26 (three months ago) Permalink

No - he is made of blooddust like all Reptilians

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 20 August 2018 16:31 (three months ago) Permalink

why's he got to go and ruin Slim gaillard tracks?
I like the original of that.

Stevolende, Saturday, 25 August 2018 17:46 (three months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

God Frasier was a feral animal in this episode pic.twitter.com/aZ3UZlmRiq

— Evan Rytlewski (@Evanryt) November 22, 2018

... (Eazy), Thursday, 22 November 2018 15:17 (two weeks ago) Permalink

he's up against a former professional baseball pitcher, he has to find that next level just to survive

rip van wanko, Thursday, 22 November 2018 15:54 (two weeks ago) Permalink


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