michelle wie is 15 years old

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does that make me a pervert?

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

is that the golfer?

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

that is the golfer

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

only the fact that she is a golfer makes you a pervert

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

actually this reminds me of the ART MORENO'S DAUGHTER episode (ilbb ppl only)

[it MIGHT not have been his daughter tho that was just a guess]

i think i can accept that actually kyle

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Golfers? Ew.

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

yabut she looks like this http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050112/capt.himy10101122204.sony_open_pro_am_himy101.jpg

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Yowza, she's smokin'.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

she is also super tall, i think.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i am supertall tho so..who is that pp?

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i have no idea how korean girls get to be 6 feet tall. my mom is like 4'11" and my sister is 5'2" with heels on

phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

i once dated a half korean guy who was giant, like 6'5 or something. he was soul crushingly hot!

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

was the other half dutch or swedish?

phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i once dated a half korean guy who was giant, like 6'5 or something. he was soul crushingly hot!

was his name Hee Seop Choi [6'5" 240# + HOTT]?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

nope, just plain old cracker.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Cristie Kerr, John. But she's kinda old for you.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

You always got to bite off my style, Dahlen?

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude, that "playing-the-harmonica"-on-the-trophy photo is the hawtest thing I've ever seen.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd welcome Cristie Kerr into my wild kingdom

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate to ruin the fantasy, but I feel obligated to also post this:

http://www.emarklee.com/archives/img/golf1.jpg

Optical illusions can be a bitch, y'all.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Well then it's all her fault

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

if she could learn how to dress herself I might hit it.

Also, grass on field, play ball, etc.

LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

or I could just make a really terrible joke about the fairway or green or something.

LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

ok leee but you WERE a fucking perv. THIRTEEN??? wrongness. [i almost did a search]

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Takes one to know one, biter.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Look, pedophilia has been unfairly demonized by modern moralists. It used to be totally ok to marry and fuck some 13 year old virgin. What happened to that shit, huh?

LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Freud, for one thing.

kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

(Forgive me for giving a shout on this thread. I don't give two fucks for anything related to sports including the participants as celebrities or objects.)

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

(But Leee on the other hand, is the shit.)

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

that's funny you should mention that cuz the only reason i always forget about the "asians are short/weak" stereotype is cuz the only ones i see are playing sports! [this sounds terrible but is true]

(LEEE on the other hand is one bitter sonofabitch and one of these days imatellinya its gonna come back on him something fierce)

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not THAT perverted because i was just thinking this morning that she looks much older.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

THANK YOU EAT SHIT LEEE

John (jdahlem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://as.wn.com/i/58/68824f32df8ff0.jpg

Lingbertt, Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link

her arm looks weird.

Lingbertt, Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

she has evolved into a bionic golfing sex slave.

also, her trophies are cocks.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 13 January 2005 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi Martin! How's tricks?

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

decent. decent. Where you been?

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link

School in Chicago, busy busy.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 14 January 2005 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

goddam

gff, Friday, 11 April 2008 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

she looks like one a' them androids

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

i bet she's craaaaaaaaazy.

ian, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

She withdrew from Stanford last month to concentrate on golf.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

She is intent on becoming a brand name. Her biggest obstacle is that she's only about average as an LPGA golfer and she's too young to pull the "OH NOES!! Nude photos!! Sex tape!!" ploy, yet. Her dad just wouldn't approve of that.

Aimless, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

So what? She's not on the LPGA tour. She's already made $10 in endorsements so she doesn't really have to work.

Why the hate?

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

lol $10 million. With compound interest she's set for life.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

shes injury prone thats what i heard

jhøshea, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah she hurt her hand as pro athletes sometimes do.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

Plus, could kick your ass.

Not so much that she could, but that she totally would. Just give her a reason.

en i see kay, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

Totally.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

That was hate? Excuse me. Not intended as such.

I should think the $10 million in endorsements would pretty much substantiate the truth of my first statement. Her record as a golfer pretty much substantiates the second. As for the third, Anna Kournekova has proved that such a course does work.

Aimless, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

That is like saying someone is "intent" on becoming a winning trial lawyer for doing what is normal in their line of work.

What were you referring to as the "obstacle" and what is it an obstacle to?

Wie is hardly similar to AK as an athlete or as a sex object.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

nu-tracy austin?

mookieproof, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think she's nu-anychick. Supposedly her mentor is Ernie Els, they call her the Big Wiesey for her drives.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

i think a difference wrt tennis is that you don't get knocked out of golf tournaments, right? per wikipedia, Arnold Palmer stated in 2003 that "she's probably going to influence the golfing scene as much as Tiger, or more. She's going to attract people that even Tiger didn't attract, young people, both boys and girls, and families."

i think she is pretty and i like golfy style.

She's already made $10 in endorsements so she doesn't really have to work.

i lol'd. i wonder how she feels about the nintendo wii.

gabbneb, Friday, 11 April 2008 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

i think a difference wrt tennis is that you don't get knocked out of golf tournaments, right?

unless you're a non-lpga member who shoots 88 -- then you might have to withdraw to avoid being banned for a year

mookieproof, Friday, 11 April 2008 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

anyone who wears knee length jeans can NOT be a style icon.

stevienixed, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

rong

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

Right now, she's a better ambassador for the game or whatever than she is a golfer, but that could change. She's still ridiculously young.

Alex in SF, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

dude, i'm so right on this. she can sort of deflect the rongness of it cause she has sticks for legs.

stevienixed, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

I have pulled in knee length jeans before

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

that does not a style icon make.

tehresa, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just saying that knee-jeans are not 100% wrong

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

depends who you pulled in them! lol

tehresa, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

what the fuck

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Our former upstairs neighbor

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

She is 6'1" those are probably normal length jeans.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

Don't make fun of my style icons. I don't make fun of you for being douchebags.

Oh wait. . .

You can make fun of my style icons.

felicity, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

I'll make fun of you.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

that'll show her.

tehresa, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

you never her

mookieproof, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

she's 6'1"?? again, goddam

gff, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

me and her have the same bmi

brownie, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

She actually makes closer to 20 million A YEAR in endorsements. She should be okay.

Super Cub, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

I've never seen an ad with her in it -- all her endorsements must be for gear or targeted at golf and/or rich-people mags.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

If she'd ever done an Arby's commercial or an ad for Ban Roll-On in Newsweek I'm sure I would have noticed.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

twelve years pass...

I assume that 90% of successful professional golfers, because they're so wildly rich, vote Republican. If Wie falls into that category, hopefully she's permanently fallen out. (If you're interested in details, it will take you about three seconds to search.)

clemenza, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:48 (one week ago) link

oh, do democrats never say things like that?

superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:57 (one week ago) link

Sure. This one thing directed at her, no.

("Do you really want you post this? Don't post this.")

clemenza, Monday, 22 February 2021 22:00 (one week ago) link

Clinton, Obama and Biden all golfers IIRC. I’m sure two out of three aren’t sex creeps* though.

*or criminals

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:25 (one week ago) link

I don't know why you'd assume 90% of LPGA players are Republicans

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:27 (one week ago) link

Just gonna observe that the first few dozen posts in this thread are collectively much grosser than what Giuliani said

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 February 2021 22:33 (one week ago) link

(xpost) Because they're ultra-rich. Joe Posnanski recently wrote something similar about baseball posters, another historically conservative sport.

I should have just posted a link and left it at that. I find with stories like this, if you don't post in exactly the right way, your post becomes the issue, not the story.

clemenza, Monday, 22 February 2021 22:49 (one week ago) link

"baseball players"--some of them post, too, I think.

clemenza, Monday, 22 February 2021 22:50 (one week ago) link

to be clear my above post was an ill considered attempt at humor because I think golf is fucking stupid

akm, Monday, 22 February 2021 22:51 (one week ago) link

90% of LPGA players

That's a valid point--what I said applies more to the PGA.

clemenza, Monday, 22 February 2021 22:52 (one week ago) link

Just gonna observe that the first few dozen posts in this thread are collectively much grosser than what Giuliani said

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, February 22, 2021 5:33 PM bookmarkflaglink

yeah i bit my tongue but yikes

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:16 (one week ago) link


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