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Why not just put on headgear and a jockstrap on your head, with a placard reading "I'm King of the Dorks"!

I had to carry a guitar gigbag a few blocks awhile back and while I ducked behind cars, hid in doorways, and jumped into shrubs, I'm still positive someone saw me... carrying a "gigbag" on the way to a "gig". Mortifying.

(Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a tad, but they sure are embarrassing. Like one of those shirts that says "I'm in a band" with the metal sign logo.)

andypanda, Monday, 10 January 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Gig bag = $19.99, dorky
Hardshell case = $120, still dorky
Having enough money left over to buy beers with which to toast one's state of dorkiness = priceless

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i carry mine in my pants.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I wish I could find the link for the Grand Royale article where Mike D goes undercover as a guitar geek complete with mullet and gigbag. It seems to have gone missing.

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

A good gigbag can go over your shoulder, troubador-style, which isn't any less dorky but is much more convenient for walking long distances -- not troubador-style, but "don't have car" style -- than carrying something which functions basically like a way-too-heavy way-too-long briefcase (i.e. stretching one of your arms way out and occasionally knocking its point up people’s asses when you turn around without looking).

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, “accidentally” poking the nose of a hardshell case up people’s asses on the subway may or may not be awesome-fun, I can’t really say, but could it be worth the money? I think not.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"excuse my massive length"

mike d. went "undercover" --> to trap who?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Just to see what it would feel like to be a guitar geek. And to see how other people would react. He visited various places - one being the Guitar Institute of Technology, or GIT, which is apparently some sort of mecca for these people, another being a cool record store, where he was trying to hand out demo tapes and bumping into people with his gig bag. He actually got a few looks of disgust in the record store from some people that he knew, so convincing was his disguise.

Moral of story:
gig bag = classic
gig bag + mullet + bumping = dud

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i asked for a gig bag from hannukah like 3 years ago and my mom gets me this $90 one with a retard belt, backpack straps and like a cell phone holder n shit! i dont even have a cell phone! what am i going to take my bas snowboarding!? i feel like a dorko everywhere.

chaki in charge (chaki), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

How are you supposed to carry your shit? In a wheelbarrow?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

(ROFFLE, awaiting the third and final element in "the triple")

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

There is a "rock school" near where I work, so I am always seeing guys with gig bags, and they're always the same type (except once). I was wondering if its some school policy that forces all the students to use the same guitar so the rich kids don't have any advantages.

LAMA

nickn (nickn), Monday, 10 January 2005 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

You're still carrying your own equipment all over town? Have you heard of Hal Blaine, my friend? Cartage, that's the way to go!

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

So, chaki-as-andypanda, your momma got you the gig-bag equivalent of the sneakers we used to called "skips" in olden times?

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm amazed how many guitar manufacturers offer hardshell cases only as an option, even for pretty expensive guitars. Gibson has a $1200 acoustic that comes with a "Deluxe Gigbag"... Gitane (who makes gypsy guitar copies in the $500-600 range) is the only maker I'm aware of that still offers hardshell cases standard for that price range...

The coolest is when you have one of those little two-wheeled old lady carts with your amp and gigbag bungee'd to it, on you way to the 'gig.'

andypanda, Monday, 10 January 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

The coolest is when you have one of those little two-wheeled old lady carts with your amp and gigbag bungee'd to it, on you way to the 'gig.'
Now that is nerdy. And guys that do that will usually be wearing the clothes to match- some kind of weird plaid shirt with pockets in the wrong places, some kind of way-off-brand high-waisted jeans with weird extra stripes or ridges or imbedded non-denim fabric.

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh, the only thing lame about them is that some people actually call them "gigbags" that aren't in Dokken or high school jazz band.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Deluxe Gigbag"

This is my favorite one of all of them, cause "deluxe" just means it has more pockets or you can wear it as a backpack or something. It's still not going to protect the guitar from much in the way of accidents. Hell, sometimes "deluxe" doesn't appear to mean anything at all.

!! Dammit! I have a cart for gigs (and yes I call them "gigs" without the ironic guotes), but the cart is for speed and so I can move amp + 2 guitars + pedalboards etc all in one trip instead of leaving part of it in my car. I have played many gigs by myself, and I don't like feeling like someone might be interested in hitting up my car for the rest of the gear after they see me pull out something that looks like it could be expensive.

My cart's not two wheeled though. It's more like a plank of wood with a handle and four casters.

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

My cart's not two wheeled though. It's more like a plank of wood with a handle and four casters.
Of course. You're not jumping on a plane to go to Acapulco - you're on your way to play some rock and roll!

But all this stuff we're talking about is bullshit-what if some sniper wants to shoot your axe on your way to the gig-it happened to Mott the Hoople! Kevlar is the only way to go!

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Though I do understand the view of said bags as questionable, let's face it... if you can tear shit up when your guitar is in your hands then 100,000 people saying you look like a dork for carrying a "gig bag" doesn't really mean much, does it?

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I've actually seen two cases of headstocks snapped clean off whilst being protected by "gig bags." I think gig bags are really just dust covers, but inadequate for the rigors of going from your home to the sports bar across town. Upright bass players have to use gigbags, as that's all they can get - so they're exempt from the humiliation.

I've noticed that gigbags are popular with Delta bluesmen - at least those from the Sacramento delta, who travel to the gigs in PT Cruisers and are haunted by hellhounds on their trail and late mortgage payments.

andypanda, Monday, 10 January 2005 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

And don't get me wrong, I think Steve Vai is a dork for a whole host of reasons that don't even start to reach the way he transports his instruments. (Although that raises the interesting question of which is worse: "gig bags" or "monkey grips")

xpost

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Gig bags are pretty popular with session musicians in Nashville, although I don't think I've ever known one to carry a guitar worth anything in a bag. The bag is convenient and lighter, sure, but I also get the feeling that it's a dust cover for a nice guitar and a transportation device for a beater, backup, or just plain expendable axe. (Yes, I also use "axe" without the ironic quotes. Although I do realize that it's a goofy synonym for "guitar.")

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.waiting4louise.de/cover/Cover-FredNeil-Bleeker.jpg

Okay, it's hard to make out in this picture, but that's none other than king-of-cool Fred Neil carrying a gig back in the Village.

Martin, you're forgiven for "gig" and "axe" as long as you understand that "Guitarsenal" is to forever remain in ironic quotes.

andypanda, Monday, 10 January 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, so you're saying people are dorks for taking risks with their guitars? I mean, wouldn't you be a true dork for protecting it in a fucking Kevlar case with velveteen lining?

NO ONE TOUCHES MY CHEMICALS SET

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I wasn't aware that the bag I put my keyboard in was called a gig bag or that it was something to be embarrassed about. Quite to the contrary, when I'm walking back to my apartment after a show, I want people to look at me and be like, "Hey, that guy must have played in a band tonight, sweeeeeet tunes, man."

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

PS I rock the slung-over-the-shoulder look.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost:
I'm not sure who your remarks are addressed to, roxy. I was kidding about the Kevlar.

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

jaymc's comments prompt me to ask the musical protection question: what if you have a keytar? What's the best way to get that thing around town? Before The Time made it big what did Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis do?

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, so you're saying people are dorks for taking risks with their guitars?

No, I'm not saying that at all... I think it's more fucking rock to play a guitar that cost less than $300 in the first place. However, if you simply have to capture the sound of that '69 Jaquar for some album you've been hired to play on, don't bring that guitar to the studio in a gig bag.

Everybody knows that the only cool cases are tweed-covered and velvet lined, but the velvet has to be so old that it's all bare, and the tweed has to have been spraypainted black back when you went through your badass phase. And since the tweed is shot by the bad paintjob, you might as well put a bunch of stickers on the fucker...

Martin, you're forgiven for "gig" and "axe" as long as you understand that "Guitarsenal" is to forever remain in ironic quotes.

Don't just put it in ironic quotes. Never say it again. I hurts my ears.

martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, I say if you are a real man, you should just dispense entirely with any sort of guitarcase at all and just "ride bareback."

Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 10 January 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, so you're saying people are dorks for taking risks with their guitars? I mean, wouldn't you be a true dork for protecting it in a fucking Kevlar case with velveteen lining?

imagine all the weight!

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I actually didn't realize there was a Kevlar reference already on this thread, haw. I was joking as well.

Martin, I have a tweed case (but it's not painted black).

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Things I have to transport to each and every freakin gig:

• Soft case with bass drum
• Soft case with other drums
• Cymbal bag
• Corpse-sized drum hardware bag
• Guitar amp
• Guitar numba one (ye EpiPaul)
• Guitar numba two (ye MexiStrat)
• Bass amp (because I own it)
• Bag of miscellanea (cables, effects, mics, recorder, preamp, DI box, tape, CDs...)

Drum-related stuff goes onto my nifty folding cart and takes up a cartload. Amps are a second cartload.

Ye EpiPaul goes in its case because I like it very very much. I hereby confess that I will SOMETIMES slip ye comparatively expendable MexiStrat into a bag so that I can put it on my back, thus potentially saving myself an extra trip to and from the car.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Puffin,
are you a one-man band?
No, I guess it seems like you have one of those hangers-on known as bassplayers as well.

Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

what if you have a keytar? What's the best way to get that thing around town?

Dude, if you have a keytar, you are required by dork law to wear it at all times, preferably jamming on Black Sabbath's "The Wizard".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought everyone used laptops now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Laptops, triangles and mouth organs. This is why modern musicians have such spindly arms. I blame Goldie.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i like my gig bag. Watch me carry this bass in my gigbackpack!

kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken, while I have done crude four-tracky solo stuff where I play all the instruments, I don't play live as one man.

With my current band, I primarily drum but then come out from behind the kit for the few songs on which I play the geetar. Plus I just generally have a lot of equipment (see above) and you can never really be sure what you're going to need.

(The bass player's amp is a wimpy starter practice amp, and I have a 100-watt Fender from a deluded period a few years back when I thought I should take up the bass.)

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

None of this alters the fact that yes, I do look dorktastic with a gig bag strapped to my back.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

How about just a shopping bad like Johnny:

http://www.oswaldgallery.com/core/media/media.nl?id=835&c=ACCT97821&h=32dfd46e4adbb1ee48af

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe not good for instruments on airplanes

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Man, to all you nerds who have to carry tons of gear: GET ONE HANGER-ON

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

guitarsenal...man that's my new word for the day.

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'll have to add this wah filter to my guitarsenal, it should come in handy during Edie Brickell covers."

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin, I have a tweed case (but it's not painted black).

Fuck Roxy, I now have a song stuck in my head with alternate lyrics. (vis "I see a tweed case and I want to paint it black")

For the record I have two nice tweed cases which are not painted. I do, however, have a severely fucked up tweed case which was spraypainted more than once and is covered with stickers and was the model I had in mind when I made that post. I have a couple of those hard cases that were black to begin with too.

Um, and I think I own four gigbags. Possibly five. All except for one of them were simply included with the guitar (whether I bought it new or used). I mostly use them as dust covers for guitars sitting on stands in the studio.

Hm, Puffin, I feel sad for ye Mexistrat. But, as a Fender guy I value a Mexistrat more than an Epipaul, so there you go. (My favorite strat started life as a Mexistrat actually, but now it's, I dunno. I hybrid I guess. Other than the neck, body & frets, nothing on it is stock.)

Watch me carry this bass in my gigbackpack!

Bass gigbags look even more ridiculous because they are so long. The only reason you should ever wear something that tall on your back is if you are hiking Mt. Everest or if your backpack actually involves thrusters and allows you to fly.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'll have to add this wah filter to my guitarsenal, it should come in handy during Edie Brickell covers."

envelope filter

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

"Gig" is such a horrible word.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I know. People who say it usually call practice "rehearsal.'

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

This is the baby I'm thinking of...
http://resource.harshnoise.com/dod_545_wah_filter.jpg

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I say "gig" and I say "practice."

I also say "fuck y'all."

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and if you really own a DOD Performer 545, and you are willing to part with it, email me your price.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I found it in the trash. Takes two 9V. Wop-wadda-wop.

57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh believe me I know they take two 9V batteries. More headroom that way. The whole series of Performer pedals run on 18-20V supplies, which is brilliant. I've got a few of the original wall warts that came with them, and I've build a custom power supplies for those moronic 1/4" power jacks.

So, yeah, the 545 Filter is one of the few I don't have a nice specimen of. I have two of them, one of which is a serious beater and one which is both a serious beater and doesn't work. It lives in the gargantuan pile of pedals I haven't yet gotten around to diagnosing and fixing.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I've build a custom power supplies

Hooboy I'm starting to write like all the ebay auctions I've been looking at recently.

martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Revive!
Because I had this discussion with a friend today. He was pro-gigbag.

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe no one posted the classic pic of the Ramones on the subway with Johnny's Danelectro sticking out of a PAPER BAG. ROCK AND ROLL, BITCHES.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.faheykleingallery.com/images/photographs/gruen_b/gruen_09_bg.jpg

Now that's what I call a gig bag!

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

What are you talking about Nick? 57 7th posted about twenty posts up.

Fifty-Third and Third (Ken L), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

You don't expect me to actually read this shit, do you?

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link


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