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Oh no

rob, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:35 (one year ago) link

Like “anti-capitalist”? Idgi

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link

mate what’s yer ‘andicap

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 17:07 (one year ago) link

Handicap, because he's always betting on the dog races.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 17:07 (one year ago) link

his son is buster capp!

it's puns all the way down in that family

mark s, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link

More comic strip puns with the Flagston family: Hi and Lois, Chip, and Ditto!

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link

Frank and Ernest

peace, man, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link

Handicap, because he's always betting on the dog races.

Horses surely?

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link

Andy Capp and Orson Carriage

let us now celebrate ama ‘piano’ smith & the clowns (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 19:06 (one year ago) link

dogs *and* horses apparently

https://cdn.alphacomedy.com/37/2014/07_10_14_97025f29acd1fd92fb54a61d4c60a3da.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link

Adam Ant

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 19:23 (one year ago) link

That one's hard to understand.

peace, man, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 19:27 (one year ago) link

important adam ant context!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwWV5H_toA4

mark s, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 19:32 (one year ago) link

Izzy Stradlin

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 23 February 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link

Anagrams that you might have missed: Axl Rose

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:03 (one year ago) link

nope, knew about that one. Izzy Stradlin? No, Axl Rose

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:16 (one year ago) link

there was a band in the Seattle in the mid00s called Paxil Rose

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

the Seattle

not too strange just bad audio (brimstead), Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

Lox arse.

So relax.

Arse lox?

Or axels.

I don't get it

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:26 (one year ago) link

O_ _ _ S_ _

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link

Oral Swex

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link

Loraxes?

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link

After moving to Los Angeles, he became so engrossed in his band AXL that his friends suggested he call himself Axl Rose.[16][31] He legally changed his name to W. Axl Rose prior to signing his contract with Geffen Records in March 1986.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link

The "W" is just for plausible deniability!

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link

(Joke, by the way. I knew the intended anagram.)

In the meantime I suggest to you that The Velvet Underground can be anagrammed as Vented Doughnut Lever.

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 February 2023 16:34 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Whoa

I know this isn't quite the point but I've just realised Match of the Day is a pun on catch of the day

— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) March 10, 2023

Alba, Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:41 (one year ago) link

is it really though

StanM, Saturday, 11 March 2023 12:31 (one year ago) link

Asking the same question, for a friend.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 12:42 (one year ago) link

It kind it has to be, otherwise it doesn’t make any sense. It’s a weekly show

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:31 (one year ago) link

Doesn’t it go back to when they’d only show one match rather than highlights from everywhere.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:35 (one year ago) link

Might still be a play on catch of the day I suppose.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link

It’s inconclusive to me.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link

Even if it’s a weekly show, could mean the match they chose to show on that day, or the match they think you should watch on that day as opposed to other matches you could watch elsewhere.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:02 (one year ago) link

I guess if the three words “of the day” were not used other than in “catch of the day” then it would mean yes, it is a pun. You’ve convinced me, rabbit. I’ll look elsewhere in the city for puns.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link

Seems like sometimes people make the pun go back in the other direction and say “catch of the day” instead of “match of the day.”

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link

IMDb
https://m.imdb.com › title › moviec...
Match of the Day (TV Series 1964– ) - Connections
"The Little and Large Show" Episode #2.6 (TV Episode 1980). Spoofed as "Catch of the Day". "What's Up Doc?" Episode #1.23 (TV Episode 1993).

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link

Also...

... the title was first used by the BBC for its Wimbledon tennis highlights programme in June 1964

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link

Even if it’s a weekly show, could mean the match they chose to show on that day, or the match they think you should watch on that day as opposed to other matches you could watch elsewhere.

You couldn't watch any other matches when it started, it was the only football highlight show on Saturday nights - and it only showed one match, the match of the day.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link

You couldn’t go watch a match in person?

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:38 (one year ago) link

OF course, but it was the only place to watch football on TV on Saturday night - in England, that is, they didn't show it in Scotland for years.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:44 (one year ago) link

In my dialect, "match" and "catch" are near-rhymes at best.

pplains, Monday, 13 March 2023 14:47 (one year ago) link

Honey Don't

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link

I mean I figured it out a few decades ago but still.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link

Now there's a jar I'll reach into.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:15 (one year ago) link

I had to ask Bing Chat what it was a pun on. Never heard of honey do.

Alba, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link

honeydew!

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:01 (one year ago) link

Honey do list

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:09 (one year ago) link

Puns with puns

https://i.imgur.com/yWpEMXL.png

Alba, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:14 (one year ago) link

Precisely

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link


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