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the bookers at Playboy call all the models "ma'am" for propriety obv

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 11 November 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

"what's your name?"

*looks down at table, sees books*

"Mrs. Infinitejest"

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 November 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link

Mrs. Infinitejest good soundcloud rapper name

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 11 November 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link

Is there a thread for seeing puns where they don't exist? I keep thinking "Taylor Swift Red Poll" is some kind of bird pun.

Lily Dale, Friday, 12 November 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link

always good to spot a redpoll in the wild

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 12 November 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

Is Beaucoup Fish a Spoonerism of fuck you bitch?

adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 14 November 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link

Rolling Pro Cycling Thread

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 14 November 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

memory is tricky, but I suspect I didn't get Just Shoot Me when it aired.

Oxnard Jeweler (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 November 2021 04:34 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I just realized that Metallica's covers album Garage Inc. is a pun on their older song Damage Inc.

peace, man, Sunday, 5 December 2021 14:07 (two years ago) link

We don’t pronounce it like that in America tho

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 5 December 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

I didn't say it was a great pun. This is late 90s Metallica we're talking about.

peace, man, Sunday, 5 December 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

NWOBHM tribute pronounciation maybe

substandard cacodemon management (Matt #2), Sunday, 5 December 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

I’m just saying it’s probably a reference not a pun

licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 5 December 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link

Maybe Lars pronounces it like that.

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 December 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

I just got an email from tech support about a problem we were having with our spreadsheets and went WAIT A MINUTE.

https://i.imgur.com/CAnnMJY.png

pplains, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link

Is Beaucoup Fish a Spoonerism of fuck you bitch?

I thought it was a spoken field recording line in “Jumbo”.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

xp fuck me, that one was hiding in plain sight!

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link

idgi.

Okay, I see now.

tvod+ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 03:47 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I just found out a couple of days ago about a Spiritual jazz group called the John Betsch Society who put out one lp in the early 70s.
I've been trying to work out if there is another way of reading that than asa pun on John Birch Society. Like the band leader John betsch had a load of alternative group names he could have used to denote band or group or whatver . So is taht not going to be an association one is going to hear each time one hears teh name?
JOhn Birch Society being a notorious right wing group of teh time that were making a name for themselves. I think they were named aftera bent racist cop. So wondered why a Spiritual jazz group would want the association. Though trying to deflate teh opposition by naming radical groups after tehm ironically has been done a few times in different contexts. Am I misreading that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzSrAwiQ8XY

Stevolende, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 12:37 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Somebody just posted a pho0to of Mona Mur and band to FB,
JUst reminded of Alex hacke talking about her and being stuck with the double pun in her name.
I've remembered her as being the then love of Alex's life who came over the Berlin wall . Not sure if that is the correct take exactly but those are the double puns in French and then German. May have been mo9re that her life was defined in the shadow of the Berlin wall since I think she was West German when I remembered her as Eastern

Stevolende, Saturday, 29 January 2022 22:02 (two years ago) link

She's from Hamburg.

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Saturday, 29 January 2022 22:08 (two years ago) link

Never dawned on me before last night that Frank Zappa's record label, Discreet, makes the R larger than the other letters to make it read Disc Reet. Which I'm sure was the jazz hipster intent.

https://i.discogs.com/U9AOgaImcKIi-spdIbxLwRcKB7uHM4i4HD72T-J7x78/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:185/w:408/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9MLTIz/Njk5LTEyNDQyNDM2/MjMuanBlZw.jpeg

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link

I realized that the name one of my favorite older punk bands, Naked Raygun, is a homophone for Naked Reagan. Cannot believe I didn't put that together before.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 February 2022 00:08 (two years ago) link

It's also presumably a nod to the Sex Pistols.

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 12 February 2022 00:22 (two years ago) link

As is Celibate Rifles, which I didn't pick up on before I saw it explained

The White Hot Stamper With Issues (Matt #2), Saturday, 12 February 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link

the original band name presumably does tie in with the management being the pair behind the clothes shop Sex too dunnit?
& i think it as with several other suddenly prevalent odd word couplings has given birth to a load of different puns on the name.
& some of those share the same apparent phallic theme.
Did wonder if Tender Lugers was a variation on that too. Think they were a Brum band from the early 80s.

Stevolende, Saturday, 12 February 2022 09:48 (two years ago) link

or possibly that everybody in the Sex Pistols hung out in Sex or worked there so presumably the name is a reference to teh shop as well as being a phallic euphemism that sounds like it comes out of like Victorian porn or something.
NOw if i could just come across a reference as to why these individuals would see themselves as Pistols. Sounds like a synonym for stalwart or defender or something though dunnit.

Stevolende, Saturday, 12 February 2022 10:31 (two years ago) link

"oh boy, sex! that's where i'm a pistol"

The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 February 2022 11:50 (two years ago) link

lol

kinder, Saturday, 12 February 2022 15:32 (two years ago) link

Sleep Vikings played SXSW in 2011

kinder, Saturday, 12 February 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link

Another one, just yesterday: a friend runs an art publishing concern called Michel Obultra Editions.

Michelob Ultra Editions.

I felt like such an idiot.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 February 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link

That brings up the question of why they want to be associated with Michelob Ultra.

nickn, Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

Also not a pun.

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

I was shocked to learn recently that Michelob Ultra now outsells Budweiser in the US. Perhaps this friend just wants to be associated with a winner.

Josefa, Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:47 (two years ago) link

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 February 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

For Tom D.

:-)

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 February 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

Hmmmm

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 February 2022 22:36 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Jam album All Mod Cons

Alba, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 13:01 (two years ago) link

i don't think it's a pun?

budo jeru, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link

More a double entendre?

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:19 (two years ago) link

yes if by double entendre you mean a pun

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link

Lol, what the hell is going on here.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:32 (two years ago) link

Desperate to know what this double entendre is now.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:34 (two years ago) link

The title, a British idiom one might find in housing advertisements, is short for "all modern conveniences" and is a pun on the band's association with the mod revival.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link

The mod of the phrase all mod cons and the mod of mods are the same word in pretty closely related senses, it’s not much of a play on words tbf

wins, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:51 (two years ago) link

Yes, whenever I saw a property being advertised with all mod cons I always assumed it included youths with sharp haircuts on scooters.

Alba, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link

Similarly when I read the phrase “pretty closely related” I take it to mean “exactly the same”

wins, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:25 (two years ago) link

It certainly was intriguing here in the US but the word that was really confusing was the last one. And this was before CON AIR. So yet another Britishism I didn’t get until I read or heard something so not qualified to judge. See also Elvis Costello’s “Senior Service.”

Another thing that’s not a pun but amusing accidental wordplay: place in Astoria called EL FISH SHACK, but when the spacing is too tight it looks like ELFISH SHACK.

Mardi Gras Mambo Sun (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link

The mod of mod is modernist though - closely related but not identical was correct I think.

Cons, on the other hand, might be a bit of a pun: conveniences, cons (as is pos and...) and cons as in swindles.

I'm not sure the title ever made much sense.

Tim, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link

gawd, "as in pros and...", that was supposed to say

Tim, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 17:07 (two years ago) link


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