And it's a horrible Top of the Pops album type cover of "Come Up and See Me" too.
― womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link
I wasn't paying much attention to the music I was too busy being gobsmacked that they were celebrating erections thru the medium of interpretive dance
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link
Are you sure it isn’t Richard herring
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link
Does he have erectile dysfunction y/n?
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
If he has I'm sure he'd have done a routine about it by now.
― womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link
P sure he’s done dozens Hold up imma ask
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Friday, 22 June 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link
Entire show it appears.
http://benjaminhendy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/TalkingCock.jpg
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 22 June 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link
dear Andrex if you don't pack it in with "how clean do you feel?" I *will* find your copy writer and I *will* mummify them in bog roll
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link
I'll join you
― kinder, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link
but they are kids!
― koogs, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link
Nothing worse than child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.
― womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link
it's a battle of repulsion between
1. child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.2. child actors with adult voices (some car advert i can't find from a few years ago that had 5 year old boys talking in northern gammon type voices about miles per gallon or whatever)3. adult actors with kids voices e.g. Haribo.
I think 3 has to be the worst.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link
I remember that car advert, think it might've been for one of those Vauxhall 7 seaters whatever they're called
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link
LOL one of the actors in the Haribo advert is a nodding acquaintance in a pub I frequent.
― womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
That is not his real voice in the advert.
― womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link
how do you know if you've only nodded to him?
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link
I have spoken to him several times. Also he is a bit of loud actorly type.
― womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link
ok then, i believe you...
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link
(example of 2 that springs to mind is the insurance ads with kids voiced by fry and Laurie. Choccy topping?)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXTLBX-7foU
― koogs, Saturday, 23 June 2018 00:58 (five years ago) link
so apparently this horrible grating guff is Daniel Johnston, idk what the fuck is wrong with people
― Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link
tbf you probably wouldn't like the original either, but it's a horrible grating advertising company bollocks cover of a Daniel Johnston song
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 07:07 (five years ago) link
OK I owe him half an apology. Really never want to hear "Blue Monday" ever again either.
― Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:02 (five years ago) link
One thing worse is that the lines are not like anything a child might say, these people don't know any children.
― womp womp that sucker (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:13 (five years ago) link
It's the fake laffing of the child carer or parent or whatever that is worse.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:32 (five years ago) link
omg yes "i can't believe you've asked this outrageous and mildly distasteful question that i read in the script last night"
― Swedes and Löw (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 08:34 (five years ago) link
Them feebs that don't have time in their lives to pick up a prescription are laying it on a bit thick
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 June 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link
it just makes sense
― koogs, Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
"i'm quadraplegic and live in the middle of a tall forest guarded by a witch so no way have i got time to pick up my NHS prescription"
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 June 2018 10:18 (five years ago) link
Lottery advert where an actor talks about his 3 imaginary friends in the vaguest possible terms is maddeningly lazy
― Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 23:54 (five years ago) link
I've just seen an Apple advert that does use a Daniel Johnson song, so if it was that one you were objecting to NV that's not a cover, but there is another advert that's been on for ages with a horrible cover of True Love Will Find You In The End that I thought you were talking about.
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 July 2018 06:54 (five years ago) link
J2O : Crappy CGI orange Lama vs BBQ.
truly woeful.
― mark e, Thursday, 5 July 2018 07:25 (five years ago) link
Yeah Col I looked up the dog advert and was surprised it was Johnson cos I didn't think he'd sound like George Ezra.
The Apple song annoys partly cos of the cognitive mismatch of the actors and the song, but the song itself - stupid non sequitur lyric, faux old timey production that sounds grating rather than old timey, might as well throw a ukelele in there...I'm sure it's not the sum total of his work but it's too tweecore for me, especially in the context of trying to sell stuff.
― Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 July 2018 08:10 (five years ago) link
"Really never want to hear "Blue Monday" ever again either."
I thought this but then I realised that I only thought I didn't and that I do.
I like this cover of the Daniel Johnson song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBV7m_VeCLY
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Thursday, 5 July 2018 11:29 (five years ago) link
Oh I wondered, ta.
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link
I don't even know where to start with the concept of a fucking bank, any fucking bank, caring about mental health...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj3SVKJQyf0
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link
i was having *exactly* that same angry thought last night but i was ready for bed and couldn't be bothered to
i mean
their industry, their business practices...they're a *factor* in mental illness for fuck sake
fuck them to oblivion, kill kill
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link
Money problems do not contribute to mental health issues, it's scientific fact.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:07 (five years ago) link
Anorexia.
Wow.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Monday, 9 July 2018 09:25 (five years ago) link
The Bank it Scotland once sent a collection letter to the psychiatric hospital I was in after a suicide attempt. I wasn’t worried about money, but it was a student account, and I stopped being a student, so they wanted me to pay my overdraft.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 9 July 2018 11:26 (five years ago) link
a biscuit is not an adequate replacement for breakfast, you eating-disorder-exploiting monsters
― more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:34 (five years ago) link
what about a Tunnocks Teacake?
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link
Wouldn't say no.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 July 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link
I don't get marshmallow so no but at least it's got chocolate on it
― more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 July 2018 23:03 (five years ago) link
"at least it's got chocolate on it"
New board description?
Oh, OK...
― Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2018 09:09 (five years ago) link
Cadbury's Twirl boldly chases the stoner market
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 July 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
Sun Bingo -Are You Gonna Bingo (Hilarious UK Ad)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnUeGjjzlC0
― Father Ted in Forkhandles (Tom D.), Friday, 27 July 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link
the good old wacky Sun, the people's tabloid.
― calzino, Friday, 27 July 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link
still running pretend friend lotto guy, i will find him and kill him i swear
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
imagine taking a job in advertising, i can't grasp that level of moral bankruptcy
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 July 2018 23:28 (five years ago) link
I imagine a job where your dialogue goes, "hey remember that are you gonna bang song from 10 years back that was playing in the SU when you got smashed and accidentally puked in Sarah's mouth as you tried to kiss her?""yeah?""we should probably pitch that as an ad cause bingo sounds a bit like bang doe.""yeah."and it doesn't seem that much worse than anything else.
― tsrobodo, Monday, 30 July 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link