Predictions for Nov. 3

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Make your predictions now for Nov 3 or shortly thereafter.

Regardless of election results:
-Powell &/or Rumsfeld will resign.
-We bomb the fuck out of Fallujah, mosques and all.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 1 November 2004 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

-I will eat a tuna sandwich from Quizno's.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 November 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

-sun will rise
-lots of blokes will jerk off
-hundreds of american radio stations will play hey jude
-jk rowling will make money
-sun will set

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

tae kwon doe class at 5 pm

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

The Quiznos down the street from me opens next Tuesday teh 9th - so I'm unna save that for next week's predictions thread.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I will consume equal amounts of coffee and beer, although not in one sitting. I shall use the word "fuck" liberally and often. i shall change my daughters diapers at least three times, and one of those times I will invariably exclaim "jesus christ, what did you eat?!?!?!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

This seems to be the second dave225 thread that's been derailed today.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

she will reply "a tuna sandwich from Quizno's."

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost)

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

- I will miss a television show because of Everybody But Indiana Time.

- No more baseball = no more waiting for Lost to download. (Perhaps ironic collision with above, though.)

- Still not Batman.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm quite proud of it, actually.

xxpost

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Bush reviews his "to pardon" list.

― frankE (frankE), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

If I can maintain the rate I'm at now, complete the middle fifth of my Nanowrimo effort.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

-John McCain finally snaps on cuts an anti-bush promo on live TV

-dope, guns & fucking in the streets (i don't smoke, so i'll gladly trade my share for more ammunition)

-i will eat a bento box

-certain tracks off of The Chameleons UK's "Fan & the Bellows" will be played on my computer here at work

-i will blast Spacemen 3's "Revolution" as loud as i possibly can thru my guitar amps and try not to cry with happiness

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:02 (nineteen years ago) link

oops. that should be "snaps AND cuts"

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

either that, or civil war erupts, and the nation splits into 6 countries: West Coastia, The Great White North, God's Country, The South, New England, and Texas

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger Fidelity goes to work

Thousands of depressed liberals re-think the whole "Leaving America" thing

Roger Fidelity picks up some coolant for the car and then goes to the Buddy's BarBQ Drive Thru

Budding anarchists begin working on clever new stencils

Roger Fidelity finally watches 25th Hour, a movie he borrowd from a co-worker almost a month ago, and falls asleep in his recliner, in a bourbon haze, slightly fearful for the future, as always, but overwhelmingly thankful that there's no lousy Democrat in office

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, but what if you're wrong?

(Going into this election potentially hopeful of a scenario is one thing, going into it convinced beyond all shadow of a doubt -- on either side -- is another.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, the very most I'll consider beyond a Bush landslide is a TIE - in which case it goes to the House, and Bush wins anyway.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

But what if you're wrong?

(I'll ask it again. You're not allowing yourself to imagine you might be wrong. *I* might be wrong with my own thoughts. You think you're not wrong. Why? Telling me you know you are right tells me nothing. What if you're wrong?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

um, Ned?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Mind over matter, Ned ol buddy.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:46 (nineteen years ago) link

See what I mean?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Mind over matter, Ned ol buddy.

Very gnostic of you. Not very realistic, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

THERE IS NO SPOON

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.replacements.com/piecetype/images/formal_dinner.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Sounds more gnoughty than gnostic.

― Leon in exile, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger will be absent from ILX for a few days.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

nah. I really don't care, to be honest. Kerry could very well win. I'll be here, buddy.

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

cool.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Question: which country would the hardcore Republicans flee to in protest of a Kerry victory? (Assuming you can't answer with "the US".)

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Texas.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Israel?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost) OR TEXAS!

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Either that or Texas.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my god, you guys, Texas!

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Though not a 'hardcore Republican,' I'm pretty happy here in Tennessee, either way

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuckin' John Tyler.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Thousands of depressed liberals re-think the whole "Leaving America" thing

sooo OTM. I may get sad about America, I may question its predominant values, but I'm not leaving. I'm staying to vote another day.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Saudi Arabia!!!

― Sympatico (shmuel), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Prediction: Drudge publishes numbers favorable to Bush between 4:00 and 6:00 PM EST.

― W i l l (common_person), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

On November 3?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

St. Ansgar will maintain its unbeaten streak with a narrow win over Gladbrook-Reinbeck in the first round of the Class 1A Iowa football playoffs. The Saints will run a lot of option, keeping the ball away from G-R's explosive offense. I'd stake my life on it.

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

haha I need to read closer.

― W i l l (common_person), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

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