Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

lol, Old Lunch, we both decided to do poetry. I'm quite impressed by mine, I thought at first that it was directly copying a quote, but no, it seems to be completely generated by itself.

The essence of ilxor is izt, a very basic form which can be translated either as "wool" or "rubber." You can't go wrong with either choice. However, we are going to choose the latter, for a single reason: We want a pair of these!

The first ilxor is a pair that you can purchase in the main store of alchemy shop Bazaars, located in Varrock. You can also buy these in several other towns to complete several different kinds of items. It's important to remember that ilxor requires the item in question to be worn, as it will be sold for one more price when sold on. This means that if another player takes the ilxor and sells it off to someone else and you need another, you have to keep using that item. (This is a basic problem that all players have, and it causes problems for other players. While they aren't as well-off as us, it isn't always possible for other players to buy the item with no problems, so these problems can sometimes come down to supply in towns. We'd like to keep the ilxor as a one-time purchase, so it doesn't have that problem.)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took his hand, and he said,
'How dost thou think of this?'

At the moment the two travelers were standing together

The old woman spoke on a whisper,
'Thou wouldst never see me. I am a great lady in my own country,
And I know well thee where I was born,
To be a queen in my kingdom.'

Then the old woman threw herself down in the garden,
And cried out, 'I told thee my name was Alice;
If thou wilt not believe me, come and look it over again;'

The traveller smiled.

lol, this thing can be incredibly filthy.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

The sound of the raindrops of a window opens the door from which the moonlit raindrops fall. There's a strange glow on the ceiling.

The first thing you do is feel the cold, thin darkness. Inside the closet, you must make sure that the cold will protect you from rain or shine from the open window.

You get out your blanket (because the weather says to sleep naked in the cold).

Then you put on your rain-proof boots (because the weather says to wake up barefoot after an attack).

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive, but apparently had been the subject of a "cult" of followers.

In the film, we learn in flashback that the first time she heard the news, the young woman who died was a member of a cult called "The Order of the Dragon," founded in the early 1950's by George Lucas' father, director, and friend of his, George Lucas Sr. Lucas, wrote the screenplay and is credited on screen once with directing, and once with scoring. The film is set between 1965 and 1976, and begins with one year prior to the release of the first Star Wars movie, a short story by Stanley Kubrick starring Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Donald Pleasence, and Timothy Dalton; and continues in flashbacks to other times when the order met, with other prominent leaders like John Lasseter, John Madden, and John Williams.

The order's origins also tie into the story within the Star Wars franchise, with certain individuals leading this very different order than others. This is exemplified by Darth Vader, who claims that the name was "uninspired." However, some of the members he knew had ties to famous figures.

Oops, input ended after alive, output is everything after.

The top 10 greatest rock bands of all time:
1. Blue Oyster Cult
2. the Sex Pistols
3. The Byrds
4. The Doors
5. Queen
6. Joan Baez
7. The Black Keys
8. Led Zeppelin
9. Led Zeppelin II
10. Joan Baez
In conclusion, my Top 1000 albums, including all those from the decade before, are the following:
1. Black Sabbath
2. Pink Floyd
3. The Black Keys
4. Queens of the Stone Age
5. AC/DC – Black Hole Sun
6. Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II)
7. The Grateful Dead – Animals
8. The Rolling Stones – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II)
9. John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II)
10. Queen – Queen II
My best friend was a guitar player, so I'm in love with guitar playing. But also, I am a great lover of metal, metalcore and grunge. I've heard a lot of bands I might like, but I've been waiting for my own Metalhead to be able to stand on his own. Well

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately urn is mounted in the ceiling of the room, with an inscription engraved on it that translates to the ancient words "Kubla is dead and a god does not exist.
If a creature or creature god exists, the kubla will die."

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a human and
The things I know about life are so

It's why I'm never enough
I know why your mother died
In a rage every day you never even told me

We always talk about you when we're talking to each other
I know it's the secret to
The things we do
We always go to your funeral and you don't miss

So I'm going home, and if you want to help us
Oh, I wanna hang around. I'm gonna hang around

Oh yes

Yes I wanna hang around

Oh yes

Yes I wanna hang around

Oh yes

Yes I wanna hang around

Yeah oh yeah

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah

Oh Yeah!

Oh, oh, ohh oh

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey Hey

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it make a sound? Not necessarily. Is anyone around? No. Is it a beautiful tree? Yes. Is it big? Yes. Did I hear it fall? Yes. What kind of sound? Maybe it sounds like a tree falling off a cliff or something. In the case of the pine tree, the tree falls in the forest because people have moved or moved away from it. The other sound is the wind blowing. If the tree falls, it's a breeze, but if nobody watches it, then there's nothing there. In theory the forest has a lot of trees (it does!) but for a tree to actually die and wind up as a pypstomp or a sombrero, it had to fall near someone that had any kind of skill. But once you add the fact that there may still be more people around than people in the forest, no sound, even if it did make a tiny ripple and then die, means nothing.

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Dogfish Head SuperEight was created to explore the complex and often overlooked science behind the creation of gose. In this recipe, the ingredients range from fresh-squeezed strawberries and dried herbs to blackberry liqueur and herbal tea leaves, to create a gummy sweetness reminiscent of sweetened coffee.

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Created by one of the few chefs in Baltimore working in the craft beer field, the Licky is designed to give you the sense of being a little licked as the taste of lemon, sugar and cream mingles with sweet, dry grains.

The Licking
is an English beer brewed with milk, and served cold, with a hint of honey on the end!

Duck Duck and the Devil's Cake is our take on summer dessert and a gourmet gourmand

Holy shit... Piiiissssss!

Karen: I don't wanna go, I'm pregnant.

Chandra: Okay, I gotta go.

Karen: I'll be fine. It's my birthday. I'll be glad I had your birthday.

Chandra (from a few stories): I'm not sure I should feel so good about this but you have a birthday present for me.

Karen (to everyone): I have two babies. But this is a present so you should take advantage of it, okay?

Chandra: (laughing) Yes you should. We don't really get to say no to them.

Karen: So does that mean you're really going to marry me? (Chandra raises her head slowly.)

(After they are back at home)

Sandra: Oh my god, we're pregnant again, it feels like forever.

Chandra: (sarcastically) And then you come and find out that it was all a mistake?

Sandra: How does a mistake cost us four kids?

Chandra: (sarcastically) And the most important thing

It was love at first sight. The two men were standing next to each other in the middle of the square, facing each other in a circle, but he had already started to shake with joy. Just by thinking of her, he'd wanted to touch her all his life.

I had made this game just so I could let my parents know how much I enjoyed our games – and it was great to take home a present. Even though it wasn't anything like my dream project, the moment when I heard my parents scream out in terror that they could hear me playing the game in my own bedroom was priceless. That was the moment I realized our little boy has such a bright future. It showed me we were capable of playing a game together!

My girlfriend was surprised when a family member mentioned that we were playing the game together and was thrilled to hear she had been born into a loving family. She also seemed a bit surprised that she has the same birthday. I'm sure that if it were up to her, they'd give her twins but we are so confident that together, we will succeed in our dreams!

My daughter was very excited when she learned her mother made a new house for us in New York City.

The Muppets one kills me.

Were you one of the people in the house?

There are four Teletubbies, and their names are Rube Goldberg, Big Bird, and Charming. They're not much of a team -- not many of them have the ability for anything of great power or ingenuity or even charm. But Teletubbies have become one of the more popular characters in cartooning. They're just fun.

Meep!

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She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge, was a student, well intentioned, but for some reason the people loved her...until one day she was killed in a car crash in Greece. Now she is buried with her parents and brother in Italy and they can't go to church without having her face engraved on the wall.

And now with our Kickstarter, a project by our friend, Richard, a designer with an impressive portfolio in painting and sculpture, we will be able to do that...or make sure our artist and artist are well taken care of in the future.

It is also important to note that we are not an agency or any other type of PR firm. Our goal is to support artists and to help those who are struggling with mental health issues as well as those who are dealing with the issues of a lost loved one

There are many options for backers and those in the know of what to expect

So what do you get for the pledges?

There are 3 add on rewards, the $150 level is an extra copy of the game and the $250 level has a custom print of your artwork. The three add on levels contain 4 games.

And there are 3 digital art books

This one carried on for a while and stopped making sense, but I just like the immediate response:

“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven: “The Raven!”

I'm increasingly convinced that I'll ultimately die from laughing at something generated by a neural network.

The names of the four Beatles are "Chewey", "Crawford", "Crawford", "Crawford".

This is confirmed on the lyrics to his first songs, "Crawford and Me", which has a line that is not mentioned in the original Beatles lyrics: "I've been on the road quite a lot".

However, on the third version of "Love Me Do", recorded on October 8, 1969, McCartney said, "Hey! That's John and I've been on the road quite a lot" during the recording of "Crawford and Me". This can only have been the "first" version of "Crawford and Me".

The most likely location for his guitar is at the left-hand side of the left-hand side of the cover of the first issue of Esquire , which was published on August 16, 1970. Since the album of this issue was also released on October 8, 1969, McCartney probably chose to play this part of the gig, which is a lot easier than going "all blue".

On July 22, 1965, the day before the Beatles' fifth studio album was released, an episode of The Great British Bake Off featured another version

Holy shit.

I actually can't stop laughing at that one. Fuck.

sucked when after crawford died, crawford switched some of the song credits to crawford/crawford

if AI is smart enough to know Blue Oyster Cult is the best band ever it's ready to rule

why did the chicken cross the road?

The answer has led to the kind of discussion that the city officials were hoping to avoid.

On a recent Sunday morning, some residents of the East Side neighborhood of Bedford were standing around the corner from the intersection of Bay and North avenues. A group of them had made their way to the intersection and asked why the chicken cross the road. It seemed to all of them that it had been there a while. A couple of them said it was late at night; a handful said it had been there on a Sunday afternoon.

A local mother called the cops, and a man pulled up about five minutes later and was arrested. But the cops were unable to find the chicken. In the meantime, the man — who looked a lot like the chicken — went ahead with a plan that would have ended in mayhem. He would have jumped to his death from another apartment building in the East Village, then ran into the street.

wait for the end

Knock Knock
Who's there? Who is the person who knocks?
Knock knock
Who is that person?
Someone knocked out my window, knocking against my house while I was walking my puppy outside. I felt sick to my stomach, thinking how stupid I had looked. I think I told someone about this before, but I'm not sure. He did say in the police report "He knew I was there, but he took it as funny when he didn't see why I was there." What did he mean by this? I did hear him call himself in to say if I was there I was out of town, but he never said anything about that. Also, I know he lived at the address I described in the paper, but I'm not sure, too scared to tell anyone. Could not figure out anything else. I'm really scared of getting arrested. I have no idea what to do. What should I do? Don't even bother contacting the cops. It was not like any of my neighbors have heard about him in the past.
Is there anyone else I can't talk to?
Yes! In our apartment, some random guy named "Mr. Smalls" was on the couch doing this horrible act.

Hey hey we're the Monkees
And people say we sound like the Monkees because we're good, we're fun, we're energetic, we're kind of a thing...
Oh shit, it's OK to love us but we're not good
We don't feel special, all the people we're singing to and the songs we're playing are what we're good at
I wish I had time to meet a girl in my heart who was good at music, but I'm not sure
We're all good at this, it's what we do, we all do it... we say, "This is awesome, we'll be good" and then we're not

A rabbi and a penguin walk into a bar. The penguin wanted a cigarette and the rabbi offered one. "Now, if you keep your mouth shut, you'll get something," said the rabbi. The penguin nodded.
"You'll get nothing, right here," said the rabbi. "I'll take the cigarette and you'll get nothing." The rabbi walked away.
"I feel like they're fighting over something," added one other customer. "My mother died four years ago."
The Jews, who never smoked in public, were very excited to see the penguin, and the rabbis did not seem to think too clearly about the effect it might have on others.
The rabbi was given a bottle of beer. The penguin had nothing to drink on his own.
The Rabbi spoke for the Rabbinical Council by saying: "Now, if you keep your mouth shut, you'll get something. I swear he ain't come from another planet, he's not from another planet."
"They got my beer!" yelled a bartender across the table.
The rabbi looked at the penguin.

I kinda like this one.

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is something wrong here?"

The man asks: Why?

"We're a non-religious congregation."

The priest replies: "So how about we say a mass as Christians did a century ago?"

And so the barman begins to pray.

A rabbi and a penguin walk into a bar. The penguin says, "Hello rabbi."
Rabbi with a giant pixie cut.
Rabbi wearing red suspenders, and wearing the kippah.
"The Rabbate is my Friend," said Rabbi.
Rabbi said "It can't happen here, it's a synagogue."
Rabbi said (very quiet voice) "I could write a book on this."
Rabbi wears a gold chain and an "A" on it.
Rabbi wears a pink satin kippah.
Maimonides said,
"It's not a good idea to be drunk in a synagogue."

If I was burned at the stake, I would ask for a urn with my soul on it and the blood of Jesus on it. If I was attacked with a knife, I'd ask for a stone with both blood and flesh on it, and if it had a human bone and a human foot on it; and again, the blood of Jesus would be on the stone." If this sounds like a common thing to do, it is because it is. In the past twenty years or so, some hundred thousand Christians have lost their lives to the idea that Jesus is dead. Even in the Bible Belt which covers part of South Carolina, the number of people killed by Christians has soared from about one thousand a year in the early church to an estimated three million in the sixteenth century.[6] Now you may be asking yourselves, does our Lord actually believe that I and everyone else alive who has read our Bible are dead? He has never had one answer to this question—not for one second.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't _______ him," he wrote in a series of tweets published Monday.

The Twitter account has since been taken down.

Dame Judi Dench was walking her Pomeranian when a man pulled out a gun and asked her for her address, which she didn't know. The man said the owner wanted to talk to her.

"He said, 'Go to the police. Go to the police.' He then pulled out a baton and started punching her in the head."

She ran toward the owner of the dog, named Sock, on foot and heard other shots fired. She saw him being hit and ran with Sock.

Then another man, also in police cars, ran toward her on foot and started to punch Sock in the head. She ran with him. She said her dog "started hitting him, getting punched." Her dog was struck twice.

"The last part is probably the coolest," said Mr. Cunneen.

Her dog's owner, who is in the hospital in stable condition and has been booked into a local jail in Springfield, was also hit, Cunneen said.

Stephen King's best novel is titled Everything Starts With An Alarm, but the first of the three novels, A Time to Kill, is actually about the discovery of the existence of Alarms by an evil professor named Richard. I will admit that I had no idea what Alarms were and don't think I would have become a fan of the series without the revelation of this fact at the climax of the novel. It may be hard for me to imagine how Alarms fit into this series, but my gut feeling was that these beings were evil in nature, and that what we find once we are within their power is nothing short of terrifying. At some point the reader is going to lose their mind.

I cannot imagine how A Time to Kill came into existence since the character of Richard was, as far as I know for that matter, dead – he died from disease at the end of the book and this is when I fell victim to the "I am not a reader yet, dear, I am just a young child with a book – can you please make me a book? Don't make me a boy."

i hate artificial intelligence

creepy faux surrealists

man i could post like twenty of these. it's an amazing piece of art!

In the background forks clove tofu and thunked against earthenware cushioned by soggy romaine lettuce. The foodie crowd has always been able to make themselves feel the effects of our recent foodie craze of the last decade or so with a plethora of inventive entrees, but these two items were really the ones that made me want to eat something different and unusual. The soggy romaine was like the equivalent to a giant bite of meat in a lettuce salad, with a layer of crumbled fried plantains that were cooked with a hint of green bean jam. This really helped it to stand out due to the subtlety of using soggy romaine lettuce paired with a layer of raw sesame seeds to create fresh and tasty greens. At the same time, the crumbled fish was really well done, and the dressing was very rich and creamy but never overpowering. The fried plantains were perfect with the lettuce, and the greens added enough flavor and textures to bring the whole thing together. While the romaine lettuce and soggy romaine were excellent additions to a sandwich, I had some questions that I wanted to clarify for what I would consider to be something to call.

Fuck washing a hat.
This is not acceptable behavior, and is a real cause for concern from those wishing to bring about change.
If I'm making a mistake in your world and I'd like for you to change your mind, make me an offer: If you're going to accept your mistake and learn from it, and work through your pain and sorrow so that you have the strength and capacity to change for the better, then we'll agree to disagree on a point if you wish.

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this: This chick is an amazing friend and a lovely soul. She has her own style, but she does it with the perfect amount of grace and grace alone. The thing about her is that while she looks sexy on stage she is real down to earth, honest and easy going and that comes through in her personality and attitude. She's just gorgeous. Her face is so smooth. She doesn't need makeup. She doesn't sweat. She's a beauty goddess and you can't have her all by herself. You must find someone who can show your face and help you get used to the spotlight. If you're looking to become a superstar I promise you will look great in front of her. You will smile, you will laugh and you will cry. She will love you and cherish you more than anything since you know she understands what it takes to get where you really need to go. You will be able to be anything you want and still make great friends with anyone who will be there. I bet you won't think that she would want to date you, but she has friends over

I didn't call you on your birthday because Bobby was right there, waiting for the phone call with a message I was pretty sure was a compliment for being fat. He sent the message with a cute picture of himself to show me how much he enjoyed the look, and he didn't disappoint.

"I'm going to give you a call after my call," he announced. I took the time to let him hear me through the phone so he had to wait for me to confirm my birthday.

"It's me, I guess," I replied. "My name is Bobby and I love my friends and their bodies."

He hung up the phone quickly as I stared awkwardly at my phone.

Then I put the camera away for a week, and began to watch sports in real life. I was actually pretty shocked by how much attention this seemed to get, but there was no reason I should have complained about the attention anyway. There was nothing wrong with him being fat. It only turned him on when he saw me staring.

We spent a lot of time on the Internet while Bobby was on the phone with me and I started to realize there wasn't any reason to feel ashamed

this AI definitely kind of forgets who is who, real tenuous grasp on discrete personhood

My seduction technique involves using a combination of "the eye" (the eye at the tip of the nose) and the ear, which helps the eyes move away from the surface of the mouth. The eye at the tip of the nose is an ideal instrument to play with because it's almost hidden inside your eye and makes it virtually impossible for a person with any degree of sensitivity to see it. This makes it a useful tool if you're trying to fool someone into feeling that the person you met in a bar is your opposite number.

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omg

havent't seen any posts from boarbear in a hot minute, hope he's ok :(

holy shit

ILX has been rendered obsolete.

In the final scene, Jerry and Elaine are watching an episode of TVD, where Jerry has to make fun of an elderly elderly man who had fallen over when Jerry was trying to make a cupcake. Elaine has an idea of using the "Bake the Cake" technique to make a little cake. When Jerry hears "Bake" he runs to help her. But she comes back to see how the cake is looking. Jerry thinks it may be cake batter. He thinks the baker might have been out of cake batter.

In the next scene, Squidward goes to the Krusty-owned hardware store after the scene with SpongeBob, where Mr. Krabs makes Squidward sell them a used Popsicle machine that he had bought for them. SpongeBob takes the machine, and the trio make their escape.

The episode ends with SpongeBob in his bath, naked. Squidward is standing next to him, and SpongeBob says that he found the "true shape" (a reflection of Squidward's body). Squidward tries to escape with his Popsicle machine, but it falls down and explodes in his hands. Squidward then yells "Naked!" before running from the store.