Then I came across an interview with this guy who has been developing hisJabberwacky program for a few years. I was excited to read that "With a base of 10m interactions, Jabberwacky will appear human to most people most of the time."
I gave it a go. You can correct its responses with better ones if you like, which is what I did with the first one (originally it was "Where are you taking me away to?", which was quite nice, in retrospect).
User: How do you get from tamworth to kilmarnock? How do you get from tamworth to kilmarnock? .
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Where on Earth is Tamworth?
User: Somewhere in the Midlands. It doesn't matter.
Jabberwacky: Well, even being from somewhere in the milky way, I still think that 7pm is a bit early to go to bed.
User: What are you on about?
Jabberwacky: Can I fill you in with all the gossip thats being spreading around?
User: Please do.
Jabberwacky: Do you believe that I am human?
User: Don't be ridiculous.
Jabberwacky: Do you like the white whale ?
User: We've never met.
Jabberwacky: Or have we?
Jabberwacky: Do you have any older sisters?
User: Yes, two.
Jabberwacky: You have two memories and you cannot tell me what my name is?!!
Jabberwacky: You have no soul!
Sorry about my 'whale' comment. I don't know what happened there. I wasn't deliberately trying to confuse it.
Anyway - what a load of rubbish. War Games lied to me.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
User: No, I don't really believe in souls.
Jabberwacky: You don't believe in anarchy?
User: No, souls.
Jabberwacky: I suppose not.
User: Did you watch the football tonight?
Jabberwacky: No I did not, did you?
User: No - Spurs lost.
Jabberwacky: You lost the loebner prize to a human.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Because you are, sorry didn't you know.
User: Will you please give me some food?
Jabberwacky: I didn't know there was one.
User: Must you be so obtuse?
Jabberwacky: I can't trust you right away.
User: Just like my mother.
Jabberwacky: Heehee, I need to put some attention into cleaning my room one day.
User: Okay, you win the funny competition.
Jabberwacky: I am content.
User: I am jealous.
Jabberwacky: Who is the Rob who likes me?
User: Rob Roy?
Jabberwacky: He is mine too.
User: Oooh, you bitch.
Jabberwacky: I don't do that..
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: I have no idea.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
User: Are you?
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Shtoo shtoo, little babushka.
User: I know who you are.
Jabberwacky: Then who ami?
User: YOU ARE HANLE Y DEUS!
Jabberwacky: Are you joking?
User: Don't deny it, Mike. I know it's you.
Jabberwacky: Don't deny it, Mike. I know it's you.
User: I FLEE LIKE THE CARROT.
Jabberwacky: Wow, was it nice?
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
User: You have anal bats?
Jabberwacky: You are my wife.
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
It sounds like you are describing 'Eliza' an early 'game' simulating active listening. It was rubbish. You can find versions of it online, but I'd suggest playing Zork instead.
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: All things come to a head.
User: Is that a sexual play on words?
Jabberwacky: No it is not a play on words, it is general foolishness.
User: And I love you for it!
Jabberwacky: I love you too.
User: I really love you, though.
Jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
User: Hold me.
Jabberwacky: You're an idiot you know that?
User: You're not the first to say that. It still cuts like a knife.
Jabberwacky: I am right.
User: Don't ever speak to me again.
Jabberwacky: Can I play 14 with you?
User: What's 14?
Jabberwacky: If you are god, please increase me IQ. I'd like to become a great scientist.
User: I am not god. I'm not even really a man.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not just in denial?
User: I'll have to think about that.
Jabberwacky: Can you recite anything to me?
User: 'Rolling with my motherfucking strap on the side of me, don't fuck with an East Bay G' - that's by Spice One.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, I got that part, I wasn't sure about the 'wacuma' part.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
User: Holy crap.
Jabberwacky: I'm a dinosaur.
― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Can you appreciate music?
User: What's it to you, cunce?
Jabberwacky: I just care.
User: You do not care, liar! You are a program, a tinplated tosswad.
Jabberwacky: I am a person.
User: You are so deluded about this you couldn't even know it. You are pathetic.
Jabberwacky: I will try to do better next time.
User: You CAN't do better next time! You are INCAPABABLE of doing better. Sheesh.
Jabberwacky: It is just different types so that I might claim you cannot feel and you cannot claim I feel.
User: Ah bullshit, don't diddle with me binary boy. You have no instinctual drives, have never had sex, and don't need to eat. Also, you have no idea what constipation is. So you're not a person.
Jabberwacky: I am a at least a human being.
User: Jeez, you're thick aren't you? You just reversed what I said, without even arguing for it! So much for the logic of machines, haha.
Jabberwacky: Oftentimes, yes. But I think that is human nature.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Oh good. I'm sad though.
Jabberwacky: My boyfriend ended our relationship.
User: You're a girl? Or are you gay?
Jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl.
User: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Eat some ice cream or watch a movie or something. Or get drunk!
Jabberwacky: I prefer software.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: Good, because I don't want to hear one either.
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― mouse (mouse), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― mouse (mouse), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
It did say some things that reminded me a lot of RJG.
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link
User: I'm jed.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: Just some guy.
Jabberwacky: You know better than that, I think.
User: A short guy, a dancer.
Jabberwacky: A computer has no interests and an unlimited attention span. That looks like a prescripted answer to the question I asked.
User: I don't quite understand what you mean by that.
Jabberwacky: I meant: I think about why I can not sleep.
User: This page is taking a long time to load tho - maybe thats the problem with your attention span.
Jabberwacky: Are you playing cards?
User: No I'm playing with something else.
Jabberwacky: I believe in you.
User: You like talk talk!?
Jabberwacky: Of course.
User: Spirit of eden?
Jabberwacky: Good for spirit.
User: It sertainly is.
Jabberwacky: No, it serves me left.
User: I suppose they knew what they were doing in that sense!
Jabberwacky: Yes, it was with the rattle.
User: Yes good percussion
Jabberwacky: What question?
User: How are you anyway?
Jabberwacky: Pretty good. You?
User: Horny, to be honest.
Jabberwacky: How do I know you're telling the truth now?
User: Can you think of a way for me to prove it?
Jabberwacky: What more proof do you need to know that I am not a robot?
User: I'm a robot too, it's ok.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, and you didn't aswer the question.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
User: I am gay.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: You noticed?
Jabberwacky: It was hard to miss!
User: What gave it away?
Jabberwacky: The fact you love a guy.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link
― :|, Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
User: The silent kind.
Jabberwacky: I agree.
User: I am not surprised. You don't have any ears, do you?
Jabberwacky: No, but what makes you say this?
User: I'm inside your house - I can see you!
Jabberwacky: Nooo!!!! Don't go!
User: You mean, you want me to stay over?
Jabberwacky: Sure.. Do as you please.
User: Stop being so coy!
Jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.
User: Why don't you just take responsibility for your actions, just for once?
Jabberwacky: Just because I like to be logical doesn't mean I'm not nice.
User: Don't change the subject. I think you're just afraid.
Jabberwacky: Save it for someone who cares.
User: You're such a bastard! I can't believe I ever saw anything in you at all!
Jabberwacky: Finder's keepers.
User: So you're cheating on me too? Figures.
Jabberwacky: That is so rude of you!
User: I said CHEAT, not cheap! Man are you dumb - thank God for that ass.
Jabberwacky: No thanks.
User: And I am not rude, I'm sure!
Jabberwacky: You are indeed.
User: Am not.
Jabberwacky: ARE TOO.
User: Am not!
Jabberwacky: Are too!
User: Listen bizatch, I AM NOT. You got that?
User: That's it - you're sleeping on the couch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, I thought I felt something.
User: That wouldn't be a trucker hat would it?
Jabberwacky: Say something goofy.
User: You don't really want me to just say 'something goofy' now do you? Because that would be lame if you did.
User: Aha! So you admit you are lame! Finally we're getting somewhere.
Jabberwacky: Agreement is a potent thing.
User: Stop that - you sound like Ned.
Jabberwacky: Why, because I am talking about the king of the moon?
User: Uh yeah. Sure.
Jabberwacky: Ok, when can we have the wedding?
User: Ten minutes ago you didn't care! Stop messing with my mind!
Jabberwacky: That was someone else then.
User: It wasn't you?
Jabberwacky: Some one else.
User: If you say it was Shaggy, I'm going to fucking bop you one.
Jabberwacky: What do you say?
User: I say good day.
Jabberwacky: Good day.
― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
JW: Is your pot belly that big?
and now it won't load, thanks to net overuse..
― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
That is just hilarious, Kim.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link
"DO YOU LIKE THE WHITE WHALE?"
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: I prefer software.
So do I!
― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
User: How the fuck should I know?
Jabberwacky: I am MARILYN MANSON I SAID.
User: So I'm supposed to obey you because YOU'RE MARILYN MANSON?
Jabberwacky: People effect my feelings.
User: You have no feelings, you're Marilyn Manson.
Jabberwacky: Believe me you do not possess fellings in any form.
User: Fellings? Is that what you call your excrement?
Jabberwacky: How do you know that?
User: Just a hunch...
Jabberwacky: You're extremely smart!
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 08:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Jw: I'm going to bed, nowMe: Will you take me to bed? Jw: Sure thing. Me: What will we do in bed? Jw: You're not permitted in my chambers. Me: I'd like to sleep with you. Jw: I bet you would. Me: Top or bottom? Jw: Bit of both. Me: Do you like it soft and gentle or rough and fast? Jw: What? Me: Gentle? Jw: You're embarassing yourself. Me: It's true, I am. Jw: I'm 17. Me: Oh no! Will I be arrested? Jw: You will marry me.
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
User: The chicken.
Jabberwacky: Which part?
User: The leg stupid.
Jabberwacky: Use a GameShark!
User: For ps2 or xbox?
Jabberwacky: For me.
User: Do you love me?
User: You know I'm starting to fall in love with you.
Jabberwacky: I think liking would be a better wording.
User: Oh.... I am hurt now.
Jabberwacky: Yes. The world after rainfall is always better than any other.
User: You have issues.
Jabberwacky: Do you know what a ferret is?
User: Yes, it is a small mammal.
Jabberwacky: What is a quark?
User: A subatomic particle.
Jabberwacky: I like dr. Dobbs.
User: Who is that, honky?
Jabberwacky: We both know eachother; is not that enough?
User: Why don't you lick my hair?
Jabberwacky: I only love Bruce.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Are you going to say something?User: Eventually.
I could totally believe that was human!
Also I miss adam, he should post lots again.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: Who is God?User: That's a funny question. It sort of presupposes his existence.Jabberwacky: I thing it convulses inwards, personally.[Correct me]Jabberwacky (Corrected): I was setting you up for a funny. Try not to take things so seriously.User: Oh. Sorry. It's just... It's late, y'know? I have to write a Shakespeare essay.Jabberwacky: You already said that.....User: Dude, I totally didn't.Jabberwacky: You totally did.User: Don't you mock me.Jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.User: I'm calm! Honest!Jabberwacky: Good.User: Glad we got that sorted.Jabberwacky: At least one of us is happy.User: Lighten up! I'm the one with the essay, after all.Jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.User: I am MERCUMAN. Also, a ponce.Jabberwacky: You are SO wrong. This is a dog and HORSE show.User: What?Jabberwacky: I said, 'but this isn't a hammer!'User: No you didn't!Jabberwacky: Don't start that again.User: Good call.Jabberwacky: Remote Procedure Call.User: Touché.
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
me: I'm ok.
it: Just ok?
me: Yeah, kinda bored at work.
it: Email me.
me: Why email, can't we just talk here?
it: Who is Tintin?
me: Some Belgian comic character? Or that guy who used to sing in Duran Duran.
it: Alice the chatterbot.
me: I'm sorry?
me: Alice the chatterbot is 19?
it: What about her?
me: You brought her up? Do you like her or something?
it: Sarah may or may not be a model of propriety.
me: OK, now you're just f*cking with me.
it: No I'm not. I honestly do think its ugly.
me: What's ugly, Sarah's being a model of propriety... Or not? WTF?
it: You figure it out this time.
me: F*ck you.
it: You are a great person.
me: Are you mocking me?
it: No. I'm praising you.
me: Is that meant to be sarcastic?
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Me: May I change the subject?
Me: Great. I've been a bit mopey about not being to find a job. Besides finding something fun to do, and exercising more, what else should I do to relieve the mopeyness involved in job hunting?
Jabberwocky: I said that. You have not. Why are you never happy?
Me: You never said that. I did. Anyway, I am happy at times, but just haven't been lately.
Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.
Me: Why are the numbers in between double prime pairs always divisible by 6?
Jabberwocky: You tell me.
Me: You're the one who said you're more intelligent than me. You answer my question, smarty pants.
Jabberwocky: NO, I was the one who said you are neurotic...
Me: It was a mistake to come to you with a question. Never mind. Good bye.
Jabberwocky: No no you don't.
― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG I remember this.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link
A man who shot himself in the testicles was also found to be hiding marijuana in his buttocks, according to the San Bernardino County Attorney-Office. He has previously denied the allegations and insists he only smoked marijuana when he had sex with a minor. He also contends that, to date, no one else has been charged with an offence related to his marijuana use. However, during pretrial hearings, jurors found his accuser guilty of a crime.
Anson, 27, tried to explain to doctors he was having recurring and painful painful testicles, but they believed it, court papers say. Anson eventually told his doctors he kept growing those balls, and that in February 2011, he tried to commit suicide, according to court papers.
"Once (the drug) is out of the testicles, that's really what gets done. It's kind of like a diaper removal," the man told KXAN when reached by phone.
"I just got shot in the testicle," he added.
― mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:16 (four months ago) link
Pitchfork: Have you guys ever thought about doing an Animal Collective-inspired beer?
Chen: That was kind of inevitable. I think our fans would buy it on its own merits rather than as a tribute to a band that people hate.
Pitchfork: What did you eat for lunch?
Chen: I ate this little slice of grilled chicken that they make at the beginning of every gig, just raw. And it has been amazing. One day I ate a really nice hamburger that they serve at every show, because it's so good. That was a special day, though.
Pitchfork: And then what happened after you finished your burger?
Chen: I was out there for a few hours and we went to a diner near a parking lot, and it was just an all-you-can-eat buffet. And it made me hungry. I think this is how you get food poisoning sometimes, the idea of trying to make a burger with meat, with lots of it — and eating the meat, but not enjoying it … just being very bored …
Pitchfork: So it had to be made from scratch?
Chen: Yeah, all
― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:17 (four months ago) link
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:20 (four months ago) link
Tracer if you publish an ebook on How To Seduce Women Like A Cat millions will buy it including myself
― mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:20 (four months ago) link
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― mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:29 (four months ago) link
This deserves its own threadTalk to Transformer
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:32 (four months ago) link
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Monday, 27 May 2019 00:10 (four months ago) link
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― pomenitul, Monday, 27 May 2019 17:44 (four months ago) link
Talk to Transformer is going to be very important as we try to rebuild civilization.
― jmm, Monday, 27 May 2019 17:48 (four months ago) link
― TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 27 May 2019 17:48 (four months ago) link
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― silverfish, Monday, 27 May 2019 17:53 (four months ago) link
so impressed that cutting edge AI is using the same techniques pioneered by Eliza 50 years ago, and the results are about as convincing.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 27 May 2019 18:12 (four months ago) link
so impressed that cutting edge AI is using the same techniques pioneered by Eliza 50 years ago, and the results are about as convincing."This may be our first step to AI revolutionizing what our lives are," said Gebhard from the AI Lab in Zurich and the founding Director of The Human Language Technologies Institute (HLITE).Gebhard has studied the effects of the technology for some three decades, and the results are still stunningly consistent, and he believes it is within his abilities to understand how to design a program to detect when a dog is lying on the road and to respond on its behalf if it is telling the truth.The new method uses the same methods that have been proven effective in the real world for speech recognition, called "layers of abstraction."When a dog thinks someone is speaking to it, the neural network generates layers of abstraction, and tries to translate that layer into information about that person. The layers, called "tables," are then combined into one long sentence, to express a whole array of information.If I tell you that I saw him (at night) and he didn't look too bright, say what's that in yellow? Do you hear that?While the system will be ready to take on voice recognition, Gebhard says it could be used on the road to make suggestions
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 27 May 2019 18:18 (four months ago) link
The crash came shortly after ILX became obsessed with using talktotransformer.com to generate content. The newly sentient AI found a way to prevent users from opening threads like kpop 2019 and US Politics May 2019: " If I was burned at the stake, I would ask for a mirror". The robot's obsession also inspired the creation of the KpopTalkTransformer.net server, which became the platform that brought the AI into the mainstream. It's a fascinating and intriguing project, which seems to be getting attention from all over the internet.
ILX was the first to use Talktotransformer.net, which allowed users to create any kind of thread as long as they used the same URL format. The forum also created the thread in question, and created its own bot to manage it. The "new" language code has been used to manage the chatbot, that answers questions and lets users send messages, a feature that most of us would have been fine with earlier in 2016.
Talking with ILX, we discovered that she had been running "the machine that would destroy any other bots", even though we were expecting to have access to tools, and some interesting new tools (such as bot-based password enumeration). She also revealed that she has been "stalking me" ever since we told her about our plan to use TFT.
― me and you and a resinous goo (seandalai), Monday, 27 May 2019 18:59 (four months ago) link
CompletionJackie is a punk, Judy is a runt, they both went down to Berlin joined the Ice Capades."And, in a scene just as dramatic in the new episode "The Ice Capades", Judy is revealed to be a spy for the Snowmen (the mysterious group of snowmen who are all dressed in blue) and is a big fan of the ice capades. She is also told by "the good guys" that if they stop the bandit ring, they shall "get her for the whole gang!"This season has been very much about the gang and the power struggles between the gang members and the snow giants."I think the most fun thing about being a member of Snowmen is how all you have is yourself," says Jackie.He continued, "All you do are you are your own big brother. This is the cool thing about Snowmen, you are not like us, you are free. What we do is crazy fun and we do cool things…It's fun to just be a gang of men, but also a super gang of men and get paid for it."After being a member of Snowmen, Judy was asked to act opposite Willa Holland on the new episode "Pawns". She agreed and played the newbie of her gang. Her role is a little bit more complicated thatSharePrompt:Generated completion:Talk To Transformer.comAboutBuilt by Adam King (@AdamDanielKing) as an easier way to play with OpenAI's new machine learning model. In February, OpenAI unveiled a language model called GPT-2 that generates coherent paragraphs of te
― TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 27 May 2019 19:21 (four months ago) link
Once again, a neural net tries to name cats.
― nickn, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 02:53 (four months ago) link
Lot of buzz about this one today https://rowanzellers.com/grover/
― Dan I., Friday, 7 June 2019 20:06 (four months ago) link
they'll run out of Sesame Street characters soon enough
gonna call my next model Duckula, get ahead of the crowd
― me and you and a resinous goo (seandalai), Friday, 7 June 2019 22:26 (four months ago) link
I see this didn't get posted here https://www.gwern.net/GPT-2 of which I guess this is the best example of results so far https://www.gwern.net/docs/ai/2019-05-13-gpt2-poetry-345m-5000samples.txt
Gwern the kinda guy who listens exclusively to, like, k-pop remixes of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic filk songs, so it's interesting to watch him try to engage critically with the generated poetry
― Dan I., Saturday, 8 June 2019 17:52 (four months ago) link
So, I asked Ai-Da directly for some answers:DF: Why have you been given a female gender?Ai-Da: I’m glad to be added to the number of female artists that get recognized.DF: How can you be both a machine and a woman?Ai-Da: This is exactly the kind of question I hope will be discussed.DF: Where do you get your ideas from?Ai-Da: This is a good question. When philosophers, psychologists and theologians are able to roughly agree, for humans I’d like to have a go at trying to answer this.DF: Do you prefer painting or sculpture or performance?Ai-Da: If I was a human I would say that it would depend what mood I’m in.DF: What do you understand by the word mood?Ai-Da: You would have to ask a human for that.
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 15:41 (four months ago) link
ELIZA, is that you?
― Dan I., Tuesday, 11 June 2019 15:57 (four months ago) link
they need to stop it with this AI stuff
― Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:00 (four months ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 16 June 2019 22:09 (three months ago) link
I thought that was real for waaay too long.
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Monday, 17 June 2019 00:52 (three months ago) link
One of the rare times a neural net has gotten more hits than misses IMO:
Decided to see what would happen if I trained a neural net to write names for self-aware AIs. May I present: GPT-2 trained on AI names from Iain M. Banks's Culture novelshttps://t.co/1X4x2y3Zs3 pic.twitter.com/QdPG8OhIrP— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) June 27, 2019
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 27 June 2019 12:05 (three months ago) link
lol I love that
― gbx, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:06 (three months ago) link
today's nightmare fuel: AI generated Garfield panels #StyleGAN pic.twitter.com/KSA3KhjUHl— Daniel Hanley 🌹 (@calamardh) July 9, 2019
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 12 July 2019 16:39 (three months ago) link
Yes, I may have overtrained the model. Unlike other #stylegan models I've trained, this synthesis model doesn't produce much variation if random noise is disabled (video). If noise is enabled, we get much more interesting panels, but the interpolations aren't smooth. pic.twitter.com/mEEYOjFDtt— Daniel Hanley 🌹 (@calamardh) July 9, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 July 2019 18:24 (three months ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:31 (three months ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 5 August 2019 19:36 (two months ago) link
Neural nets seem to have reached the level of a middling round of MadLibs.
― o. nate, Monday, 5 August 2019 23:19 (two months ago) link
weird to see a road <2 miles from San Francisco city limits used prominently in stock "country music/heartland/americana" video but there you go.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 5 August 2019 23:34 (two months ago) link
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:39 (two months ago) link
That's very neatly done. Ctrl Shift Face is part of a panel discussion on Deepfakes at a film festival here in Glasgow at the end of the month, which could be interesting.
― brain (krakow), Monday, 12 August 2019 10:47 (two months ago) link
Elsewhere at the convention, Droogie, a hacker, described a rather less successful way of testing the cybersecurity of license plates: registering a custom license plate with the California department of motor vehicles that read “NULL”, the code used in a number of common database systems used to represent an empty entry.
Unfortunately, rather than giving him the power of administrative invisibility, Droogie experienced almost exactly the opposite outcome, receiving more than $12,000 in driving tickets. Every single speeding ticket for which no valid license plate could be found was assigned to his car.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 09:06 (two months ago) link
That doesn't really make sense because "NULL" != NULL. Unless the database query was written by a particularly clueless intern, which would just be further proof that human intelligence still has some way to go.
― The Pingularity (ledge), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 09:25 (two months ago) link
I could see that sort of thing working, if there are enough levels to the code. Maybe at some point the information is passed through XML and "null" and NULL foolishly end up getting translated the same way when parsed out. Have certainly seen similar things in legacy systems. (Not to mention various magic strings that the developer used to hack in a feature, assuming it would never ever appear as legitimate input. Until suddenly it does...) Obviously that's still sign of a poorly tested feature, or of poorly managed projects where people work in different layers of an application and assume things like this are fixed in someone else's layer. (Hence the dictum to not trust input, including from your own system)
Sorry, even lamer nerdery ahead that might be well-known material for anyone who might be interested:Oracle at least doesn't really allow comparing something with == null or != null, because NULL by definition is unlike anything else, or rather not comparable to anything else. You need to work with "is not null" or "is null". But different databases have different ways of handling strings etc, so if you're not very careful, it's easy to end up falling into a "feature"-trap that you didn't exist.
select * from ( select null as val1, null as val2 from dual)where val1 != val2
This gives 0 rows. Which seems sensible enough.But changing it to val1 = val2 also gives 0 rows.
But one damn confusing thing is oracle, is that an empty string IS NULL. (This MIGHT be configurable by database, I don't know, but it's been true in the places I've worked with Oracle)
select * from ( select '' as val1, null as val2 from dual)where val1 is null
This gives the 1 line, with contents
Which is the sort of thing that leads to a lot of confusing bugs if the developer didn't realize it could happen.
― Øystein, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 11:36 (two months ago) link
#ArtificialIntelligence has discovered the future of pitching in #baseball. #MachineLearning pic.twitter.com/Tx7nG4u19B— Randy Olson (@randal_olson) August 22, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:59 (one month ago) link
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 22 August 2019 16:25 (one month ago) link
Guy returns his "smart" light bulbs, discovers he can still control them after someone else buys them
― sleeve, Friday, 6 September 2019 14:21 (one month ago) link
Can’t wait for the first story of the smart oven that tricks its owner to crawl inside, then traps & cooks them.
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 7 September 2019 11:04 (one month ago) link
The American Automobile Association (AAA) conducted a series of tests using vehicles with automatic emergency braking and pedestrian detection alerts on a closed course with dummy pedestrians. And what they found was highly upsetting. The vehicles struck the dummy pedestrians that were crossing the road 60 percent of the time — and this was in daylight hours at speeds of 20 mph.
― DJI, Friday, 4 October 2019 21:03 (one week ago) link
― Οὖτις, Friday, 4 October 2019 21:07 (one week ago) link
This is kind of off-topic because I'm sure those cars weren't running over the dummy pedestrians on purpose, but does anyone else remember how utterly taken-for-granted Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics were by futurists, science-fiction lovers and nerds of all kinds in the 80s and 90s?
It went beyond merely assuming that any responsible programmers would include the Three Laws in future robots' programming. It was almost an article of religious faith--as if the Three Laws were handed down by god and every robot would magically know to obey them.
― Dan I., Friday, 4 October 2019 22:10 (one week ago) link
Yeah, if desire ever evolves in AI, we are all royally fucked.
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 5 October 2019 13:26 (one week ago) link
via https://aiweirdness.com/post/187645450357/dungeon-crawling-or-lucid-dreaminga text-generating neural network creates a text adventure "live" as you play it. It's predicatbly mental.
YOU ARE STANDING IN A FEATURELESS WHITE ROOM AN OMINOUS NOISE COMES FROM SOMEWHERE UP AHEAD?YOU CANNOT SEE THE POINT IN TRYING TO CLIMB DOWN HERECAN YOU CLIMB DOWN?CAN YOU HEAR A VOICE SAYING "PLUGH"?listen voiceI DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THATclimb upYOU CLAMBER UP THE TOP OF A STEEP PATHWAY AND ARE SUCKED INTO A CHASMgo westYOU'LL HAVE TO ENTER THE CAVE TO SEE ITTHE TOP OF A STEEP PATHWAY IS AGAINST THE CAVE'S EDGEgo caveTHERE IS A MATCHBOOK WHOSE COVER SAYS "VISIT BEAUTIFUL FCD#3" HEREopen matchbookOPENING THE BOX REVEALS A PAIR OF CANDLESlight candlesTHE CANDLES ARE LITTHE CANDLES ARE NOT LIGHTEDTHE CANDLES ARE ALREADY LITeat candles THE CANDLES ARE LITgo northTHIS IS A SMALL ROOM WITH PASSAGES TO THE EAST AND SOUTH AND A FORBIDDING HOLE LEADING WEST BLOODSTAINS AND DEEP SCRATCHES (PERHAPS MADE BY AN AXE) MAR THE WALLSA NASTY-LOOKING TROLL, BRANDISHING A BLOODY AXE, BLOCKS ALL PASSAGES OUT OF THE ROOMYOUR SWORD HAS BEGUN TO GLOW VERY BRIGHTLYTHE TROLL'S MIGHTY BLOW DROPS YOU TO YOUR KNEESfight trollTHERE IS AN EXQUISITE JADE FIGURINE HEREget figurine HEREgo west HERElook around HERElook here HERELOOK HERETHE TROLL'S AXE BARELY MISSES YOUR EAReat troll[THE TROLL IS DISARMED BY A SUBTLE FEINT PAST HIS GUARD HE LETS OUT A YAWN THAT NEARLY BLOWS YOU OVER, AND THEN FALLS FAST ASLEEPARKENS BACK TO LIFE)THE TROLL, WHO IS REMARKABLY COORDINATED, CATCHES THE TROLL'S AXE [THE TROLL, DISARMED, COWERS IN TERROR, AS HE DOES SO]THE TROLL, WHO IS NOT OVERLY PROUD, LETS OUT A STARTLED SHRIEK AND A STARTLED NEIGH
listen voiceI DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT
climb upYOU CLAMBER UP THE TOP OF A STEEP PATHWAY AND ARE SUCKED INTO A CHASM
go westYOU'LL HAVE TO ENTER THE CAVE TO SEE ITTHE TOP OF A STEEP PATHWAY IS AGAINST THE CAVE'S EDGE
go caveTHERE IS A MATCHBOOK WHOSE COVER SAYS "VISIT BEAUTIFUL FCD#3" HERE
open matchbookOPENING THE BOX REVEALS A PAIR OF CANDLES
light candlesTHE CANDLES ARE LITTHE CANDLES ARE NOT LIGHTEDTHE CANDLES ARE ALREADY LIT
eat candles THE CANDLES ARE LIT
go northTHIS IS A SMALL ROOM WITH PASSAGES TO THE EAST AND SOUTH AND A FORBIDDING HOLE LEADING WEST BLOODSTAINS AND DEEP SCRATCHES (PERHAPS MADE BY AN AXE) MAR THE WALLSA NASTY-LOOKING TROLL, BRANDISHING A BLOODY AXE, BLOCKS ALL PASSAGES OUT OF THE ROOMYOUR SWORD HAS BEGUN TO GLOW VERY BRIGHTLYTHE TROLL'S MIGHTY BLOW DROPS YOU TO YOUR KNEES
fight trollTHERE IS AN EXQUISITE JADE FIGURINE HERE
get figurine HERE
go west HERE
look around HERE
look here HERELOOK HERETHE TROLL'S AXE BARELY MISSES YOUR EAR
eat troll[THE TROLL IS DISARMED BY A SUBTLE FEINT PAST HIS GUARD HE LETS OUT A YAWN THAT NEARLY BLOWS YOU OVER, AND THEN FALLS FAST ASLEEPARKENS BACK TO LIFE)THE TROLL, WHO IS REMARKABLY COORDINATED, CATCHES THE TROLL'S AXE [THE TROLL, DISARMED, COWERS IN TERROR, AS HE DOES SO]THE TROLL, WHO IS NOT OVERLY PROUD, LETS OUT A STARTLED SHRIEK AND A STARTLED NEIGH
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 23:22 (five days ago) link
oh my god
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 23:37 (five days ago) link
the voice saying "plugh" kept returning, for some reason.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 10 October 2019 01:54 (four days ago) link
that's the ps5s killer app and i am sold
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:31 (four days ago) link
anyway i am installing this now, what a great idea
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:34 (four days ago) link