Macaulay Culkin

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DAMMIT NED now every time I hear "I Love U" I will think of Macauly Culkin THANKS A LOT.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

He got whacked up!

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

DAMMIT NED now every time I hear "I Love U" I will think of Macauly Culkin THANKS A LOT.

It's in your BRAIN now...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

You guys need to have a Saturday morning radio show!

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

(Dan and Ned, I mean)

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, yes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Show me the money, baby.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

For some reason I just imagined Dan and Ned's voices being like Click and Clack, though this is surely not the case.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Frick and Frack, Mutt and Jeff, Hi and Lois, David and Martin...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway, now you have to comment on this thread:

Afri-Cola! 'sexy-mini-super-flower-pop-op-cola!' The German soda loaded with caffeine and strange as hell ads!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link

David? David acid?

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I will comment after I finish cleaning the dining room. BELIEVE DAT.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link

David? David acid?

More like that the grabbing hands grab all they can, because it is a competitive world.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Ned, are you claiming these words as your own? Because I'm well read and I've heard them said a hundred times (maybe less, maybe more).

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Dan, in the end you will submit. It's got to hurt a little bit.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link

oh god, not marijuana and xanax!

lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

In the Morning!

"So, MJ, what did you do last night?"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link

hey lauren, you can't go wrong with a classic!

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

exactly, teeny!

lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

The Olsen twins were in a faster car with the better drugs.

adam. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

"when in put a spike into my hair / it makes me feel like i'm a bear"

Tonight at ten (kenan), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link

You Win!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

(seriously that's awesome!)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I LOVE U MACAULAY

Free the Bee (ex machina), Saturday, 18 September 2004 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, what an *awful* mugshot - looks like he was genespliced with Paul Reubens' masturbation mugshot.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 18 September 2004 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Does anyone else think he looks like Shaun Ryder a bit in this mugshot?

57 7th (calstars), Saturday, 18 September 2004 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

It's pot and lower-grade pharmaceuticals; what's everybody getting so worked up about?

ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 19 September 2004 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

poor macaulay, all the headlines read "'home alone' star..." etc.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Sunday, 19 September 2004 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

That's not Macaulay - it's Kid Rock. Quit foolin' around.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

His skin is still too nice to be Kid Rock's.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Aw, and he was doing so well. Poor Macaulay.

Policeman: Is that naughty drugs?
Macaulay: MARIJUANA OH NOES

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I watched the Sonic Youth video for "Sunday" in honor of Mr. Culkin.

Free the Bee (ex machina), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

what ever happened to Quinn?

cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...
Macaulay Culkin hearing on drug possession charges postponed until April
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — A court hearing for former child star Macaulay Culkin on his drug possession case has been delayed until April.
Culkin had been scheduled to appear in Oklahoma County District Court Thursday, but the hearing was moved to April 6.
His lawyer, Catherine Burton, couldn’t be reached for comment Wednesday afternoon.
Culkin, best known for his role in the Home Alone movies, was arrested Sept. 17 during a traffic stop on Interstate 44 in Oklahoma City.
Police said officers found about 17 grams of marijuana and 16 milligrams of Xanax, a prescription drug used to treat depression and panic disorders. Culkin, 24, wasn’t driving the vehicle.
Oklahoma County prosecutors charged Culkin with misdemeanour counts of possession of marijuana and possession of the Xanax. He pleaded innocent to the charges in October.
Culkin was freed on $4,000 bail shortly after his arrest.

Huk-L, Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

officers found about 17 grams of marijuana and 16 milligrams of Xanax

Now we know who John was!

Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Hahahahaha!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/cosmotwin/lorre/photos/40strange1.jpg

Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Haha Snappy

poor Macauley- looks like a Special Olympics ad.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link

don't you just love how Donnie Whalburg only plays cripples, junkies, and the retarded nowdays?

Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 3 February 2005 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

it boosts his self-esteem!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 4 February 2005 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

he's got the sleaziest teenager mustache ever to grace an upper lip.

eman (eman), Friday, 4 February 2005 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...
With his delicate features and precocious sensibilities, Culkin was the Dakota Fanning of the early '90s

Not the phrase you want to read about yourself, that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Broke poor Michael's heart, he did

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link

"semiautobiographical novel"

Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Described as a stream-of-consciousness work, Junior reportedly incorporates everything from journal entries to quizzes and lists and is based in part on Culkin's troubled relationship with his father.

what is this? his livejournal?

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Holy shit.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:56 (eight years ago) link

Thom Culkin

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:58 (eight years ago) link

fuuuuuuck

J0rdan S., Thursday, 9 February 2012 18:58 (eight years ago) link

Thom Culkin

OTM

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:01 (eight years ago) link

Mila Kunis's ex, everyone

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:02 (eight years ago) link

faces of meth

am0n, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:03 (eight years ago) link

How does Mila look these days?

beachville, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:10 (eight years ago) link

So still mostly normal while he looks like the greasiest of balls.

beachville, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:12 (eight years ago) link

L-R: Culkin, Kunis

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:13 (eight years ago) link

bearing in mind i kinda look like that, does anyone wanna venture a polemical 'i think he actually looks okay' wrt the pic above? you can still see that he's his sorta luminous, striking child face

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:23 (eight years ago) link

Which one schlump, the first or the second pic. He doesn't look particularly unhealthy in the second pic but his hair's kinda bad.

beachville, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:40 (eight years ago) link

he's looking like a weird mix of Thom Yorke and Matt Smith

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:11 (eight years ago) link

He should be Mapplethorpe in Just Kids.

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:13 (eight years ago) link

he's looking like a familiar mix of meth and painkillers

the greates (crüt), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:31 (eight years ago) link

He looks a bit like Mackenzie Crook, no?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02017/Mackenzie_crook2_b_2017611c.jpg

Also, are he and Mila at a funeral there? That's some classy pappin' if so.

trishyb, Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:36 (eight years ago) link

i'm guessing that's at forest lawn and maybe MJ's funeral.

omar little, Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:38 (eight years ago) link

I thought he looked like Mackenzie Crook as well! Maybe it's just a look you acquire when your name starts with Mac.

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:44 (eight years ago) link

poor Mackenzie Phillips

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:45 (eight years ago) link

Macular degeneration

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:48 (eight years ago) link

http://i2.listal.com/image/2467724/600full-mac-and-me-screenshot.jpg

dell (del), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:55 (eight years ago) link

bearing in mind i kinda look like that, does anyone wanna venture a polemical 'i think he actually looks okay' wrt the pic above?

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:23 PM (1 hour ago)


Errm how about I just tell you that you don't actually really look like that?

salsa shark, Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:36 (eight years ago) link

I'd make out with him.

Nick Chopper (Abbott), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:40 (eight years ago) link

Dude's looking junkie rough, guys.

Lawanda Pageboy (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:45 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking between the hair and the leather jacket he looks like what Dennis Leary could look like now if his career had taken a very different path.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:52 (eight years ago) link

white chocolate cheesecake to thread

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:11 (eight years ago) link

bearing in mind i kinda look like that, does anyone wanna venture a polemical 'i think he actually looks okay' wrt the pic above? you can still see that he's his sorta luminous, striking child face

Well, he doesn't look great but he also doesn't look as bad as your tabloid press wants us to believe tbh

My first thought was Thom Yorke too tbh

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:57 (eight years ago) link

tbh tbh

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:57 (eight years ago) link

bearing in mind i kinda look like that, does anyone wanna venture a polemical 'i think he actually looks okay' wrt the pic above?
― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, February 9, 2012 7:23 PM (1 hour ago)

Errm how about I just tell you that you don't actually really look like that?
― salsa shark, Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:36 (1 hour ago) Permalink

ha ha, thank you

I'd make out with him.

― Nick Chopper (Abbott), Thursday, 9 February 2012 21:40 (1 hour ago) Permalink

ha ha, thank you

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:26 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

healthier

the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 07:11 (seven years ago) link

wkiw. all-time childhood hero.

circa1916, Saturday, 4 August 2012 07:57 (seven years ago) link

i agree, also harmony korine too. wkiw with on letterman .

the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 08:20 (seven years ago) link

On the one hand I would like him to lose that beard, but then again...
Anyway, I hope the guy isn't doped up. Would be sad.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 4 August 2012 08:26 (seven years ago) link

Eddie izzard

Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Saturday, 4 August 2012 10:39 (seven years ago) link

that is danny bonaduce, right?

defriend the undefriendable (how's life), Saturday, 4 August 2012 11:48 (seven years ago) link

seven years pass...

seems mainly positive, I guess?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 14 February 2020 15:47 (two weeks ago) link

Yeah, he seems in a good place. Good for him.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 14 February 2020 15:57 (two weeks ago) link

Yeah, I mean he is cringeworthy af but seems to be doing about as well as one could hope for?

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:08 (two weeks ago) link

he's been doing a bunch of youtube guest appearances in the last year.

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:21 (two weeks ago) link

he *looks* amazing, it's too bad he isn't interested in a later career film acting renaissance czu I can kind of imagine it... at the same time I don't blame him at all for not wanting it.

Οὖτις, Friday, 14 February 2020 16:28 (two weeks ago) link

when considering what happened to a lot of contemporaneous child actors (Brad Renfro, Edward Furlong, among others, as well as others before and since) he seems like one of the guys who emerged fairly unscathed. Maybe not a clean run through the system like Elijah Wood but better than many.

omar little, Friday, 14 February 2020 16:32 (two weeks ago) link

we can change this thread title anytime imo

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:39 (two weeks ago) link


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