Chipotle sucks.

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they have very good falafel imo

marcos, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link

the local taquerias are almost all better than chipotle even the mediocre ones, and the price is about the same

the thing i always couldn't stand about chipotle was they keep their cold ingredients so chilled that your burrito ends up cold inside instead of warm just from the small amount of pico de gallo they throw in there. also they tend to not fill/wrap them well so you get a giant lump that's too wide to eat without spillage instead of a tight cylinder

ciderpress, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

but i realize i'm also biased since i had access to this stuff before chipotle moved in, other parts of the country people had practically never seen a burrito before so chipotle must have been a revelation

ciderpress, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/D5OqkXq.png

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link

http://www.littlecurryshop.com
All u need in CO

wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

Fuckin' chorizo GONE
Fuckin' bullshit queso IN

Chipotle sucks.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 08:46 (six years ago) link

chipotle queso is garbage

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link

yup

mh, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link

chipotle really does suck, it went downhill after the outbreaks and never came back

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link

yeah the queso is bullshit

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link

Seeing this thread up top made me realize I haven't eaten at a Chipotle in probably five years.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 03:53 (six years ago) link

"It's on the web site" was their answer.

i was at a bar where the drink list was cycled through on a tv screen very slowly. i asked if they had a menu and that ^ was their answer

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 03:57 (six years ago) link

xp they have sofritas, barbacoa, and *throws up everywhere* queso now

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 03:59 (six years ago) link

i still love their chips

Spottie, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link

the sofritas are good, im a fan

professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 04:10 (six years ago) link

Yah I get half sofritas half chicken usually. I don’t hate chipotle I just got used to not eating there and now have moved on.

Spottie, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 04:23 (six years ago) link

I like the salad option and the dressing

mh, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

I never crave this stuff anymore.

Treeship, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 15:42 (six years ago) link

barbacoa is still good

this thread makes me want chipotle for dinner

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link

never went to a chipotle until like two months ago. it's pretty good?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:12 (six years ago) link

i’ve become a convert to the rice bowl

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

I always felt like the seasoning in their rice clashed with the flavoring of everything else

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

chipotle really does suck, it went downhill after the outbreaks and never came back

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, October 24, 2017 10:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true. i do remember at one point that it was pretty tasty for a fast food place but it really has significantly declined

marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

queso has one function, that being a dip for chips. they should change their name to Taco Chipotle

phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

never had chipotle's queso and prob never will but i am a believer that queso in general kind of sucks and a good salsa is always better w/ chips

marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link

otm

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

tbh the chipotle queso didn't really taste like much, which might be an indication that it is higher quality than velveeta. and it costs extra like guacamole but is not nearly as good.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

good queso is indescribably bomb imo

phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

was queso a qdoba innovation?

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

chipotle's move to queso feels like subway's move to toasting

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

chipotle’s queso is grainy and kinda thin and quite bland ... melted velveeta or canned nacho cheese would be better than whatever they’re trying to do here

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

A+, btw - Squeaky Fromage

nickn, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

:D

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

tbh EVERYTHING at the chipotle queso didn't really taste like much

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

that is almost true, but the chips definitely taste like salt

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

i'll still maintain that it used to be decent, before they had like thousands and thousands of locations

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link

I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good
particularly if I want chips
but we don’t have queso over here yet. no chorizo either.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

trying to get my head around living in paris and being so desperate for mexican that i ate chipotle

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

it is because mexican food is the best food

marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

tho obv chipotle is a poor approximation

marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

I've never had chipotle but they're opening one a few blocks from where i live so I'm going to go and be underwhelmed real soon

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

then be overwhelmed by listeria i guess

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

I dunno it was a good burrito! I can’t make them at home like that. Can’t eat confit de canard for *every* meal

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link

Can you get just chips and queso? I might do that

calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link

Stock tanking today, glad I sold my shit awhile ago

calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link

On the other hand, I think McDonalds somehow unlearned everything they learned when they had a large share in Chipotle

mh, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

"I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good" sums things up

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

i live in san diego and there are like 25 chipotle locations here ... people are weird as hell

the late great, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link

their chips are usually terrible though, so much salt

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link

you guys do all realize that Chipotle recently got shit on for paying its workers too much, right? Apparently $9 an hour is too much for the banksters to handle.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/18/chipotle-downgraded-employee-pay.html

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link


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