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today, i met a friend at chipotle & asked the counter folk if they had nutritional information. "It's on the web site" was their answer. So, I go to the website & it's the most frustrating thing of all time. I can't locate the information i want to save my life. I read elsewhere that their tortillas have 340 calories & NINE GRAMS OF PROTEIN. What are the actual ingredients to give a TORTILLA that much protein/calories/etc.? is there lard in there?!

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

chipotle, i learned last night, is owned by MCDONALD'S. so yeah, no surprise about the lack of info.

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i knew that they were owned by mcdonalds. i haven't eaten there since i learned that (including today). i just want to find the actual ingredient listing for their fucking tortillas.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

How many calories does a tortilla normally have?

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought it was usually under 200 . . . maybe 175. i'll look it up.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think mcdonalds has a controlling interest. plus i'd heard they'd sold it. but i can't find anything online.

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

right. flour tortillas are usually between 150-200 & corn tortillas are significantly less (btwn 50-90).

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

That's bizarre. I've eaten at Chipotle only a handful of times. I always get the black bean veggie burrito and a sody pop. I knew it couldn't be terribly healthy because I get mine with cheese but OH MY GOD. WTF?! So maybe the wraps without stuffing aren't even veggie themselves?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

*that's* what i want to know!

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I like chipotles, the peppers.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I assume you've seen this site?

http://www.chipotlefan.com/index.php

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost)
It really depends on what kind of tortilla you're talking about. Corn tortillas, if made correctly, are healthy and delicious at the same time. It's the flour variety that's the high calorie (but oh so tasty) option. And yeah, authentic flour tortillas are made with either lard or vegetable shortening, so there is a possibility that there was lard in that tortilla you had. That's REALLY old school. I'd be really surprised, though, because that's something abuelitas do.

(Though I don't know how easy it'd be to figure out the ingredients list. Good luck, though.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I used the "nutrition calculator," selecting only a 13" tortilla and nothing inside it, and it does indeed say 340 calories, 9g fat. It doesn't list ingredients.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

and the ingredient page doesn't either (for the tortilla, specifically). why doesn't chipotle's site have this info?! isn't that illegal or something?

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

This is fun research.

http://www.fastfoodsource.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=245

"We found many burritos, nachos, quesadillas and platters with more than 1,000 calories and at least a half day's saturated fat and a whole day's sodium," said center director Michael Jacobson, referring to federal nutrition guidelines.

The non-profit consumer health group used nutrition information provided by three Mexican restaurants - Rubio's, La Salsa and Baja Fresh. The organization purchased food at Chipotle's and had it examined in a lab because the company did not supply nutrition information.

The findings reveal that Mexican isn't always healthier than regular fast food. A Chicken Burrito at Chipotle, partially owned by McDonald's, was about the same as eating one-and-a-half Quarter Pounders and a large Coke at the burger chain, in terms of fat, sodium and calories. Chipotle's Vegetarian Burrito had 1,100 calories and 75 percent of the recommended daily intake of saturated fat.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

why would anybody think that Mexican is any healthier than any other kind of fast food?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah. i saw that page. the first one i looked at was something like dietfacts.com or something.
& i agree--it is fun research, albeit frustrating.

kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was just looking at said diet facts page.

Too bad.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I love flour tortillas. I know they're the uncool choice, vs. corn - especially when given the option of really fresh, spongy, handmade corn tortillas - but I can't help myself. I can eat 5 or 5 flour tortillas with carne asada and beans.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

5 or 6, even

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Burritos are too big

sexyDancer, Friday, 3 September 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

The non-profit consumer health group used nutrition information provided by three Mexican restaurants - Rubio's, La Salsa and Baja Fresh.

"mexican restaurants"

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's weird, dean.

I liked Baja Fresh ok. So that's bad for you too? SHEESH!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

they should have gotten their info from chanos and we wouldnt have such alarm.

'compared to the carnitas and pastrami burrito at chano's, chipotle burritos only have 50% of fat, sodium, etc'

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 3 September 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Baja Fresh is incredibly fattening and caloric. I used to enjoy their burritos "enchilado style" until I looked up the calorie content/fat content on their website... the burritos themselves have about 1,000 calories.. and the "enchilado style" part (enchilada sauce, cheese, side of chips and cheese and all melted and gooey) ads AN ADDITIONAL 900 CALORIES. So the whole thing IS 1,900 CALORIES OMG WTF???? I never ate it again. Now I get the baja style tacos which have about 190 cals apiece and kind of taste like grasshopper mash.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

h do you really think that is such a weird assumption?

i go to chipotle out of necessity once or twice a week becuase working in a nightclub, i need something quick to eat when i take my ten minute break (we dont serve food). my options for something quick (the neighborhood has mostly upscale, sit-down places or other clubs) include fudruckers, subway, local chain burrito brothers and chipotle. is it that odd to assume that ordering a chicken burrito with rice, black beans, chicken, lettuce and tomato is somehow healthier than going to fudruckers to get a quarter pounder, fries and a milkshake? obviously mexican cuisine in general has plenty of high-cholesterol and high-fat foods, but what i order seems to be on the healthier side of the spectrum of what is available, and i am a little pissed that it isnt, especially since i have been so angry at myself for subsidising a large corporation (the food at burrito brothers makes me feel like shit). god i hate dc sometimes.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Message of the day: all delicious food is really bad for you.

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I think it's a hugely weird assumption given what a lot of Mexican food, as imagined by Americans, is like.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Even the "healthy" burrito at Baja Fresh - the grilled vegetarian - has 700 calories (which seems like quite a bit to me).

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

GOD DAMNIT YOU ALL ARE MAKING ME SO HUNGRY

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

no see i think it depends h because most of what i put in my burrito is (what i think or thought to be) relatively unprocessed. most food that is unhealthy is made that way instead of being born that way. i guess i am a bit of an idiot to make assumptions... i just figured all that was going into my burrito were the ingredients themselves (ie flour, water, chicken, black beans, rice, lettuce, tomatos). i know exactly what you are talking about inre mexican food in america, but i thought i might be circumvventing that by avoiding cheese, sour cream, refried beans, etc.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:19 (nineteen years ago) link

all those ingredients sans cheese, sour cream, refried beans still have calories, is I guess what I mean.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, but probably better than a fried burger patty and fried potatoes and sugar-filled soda.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost just more than i expected.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I love Baja Fresh! The salsas are very good. I usually get the burrito ultimo with chicken and ask them to hold the cheese and sour cream and add guacamole. I'm amused that someone is surprised that making one of their burritos "enchilada style", which is basically covering it in cheese and an oily tomato sauce, will make it less than healthy. In general holding the cheese, sour cream and mayonaise will reduce the fat content of most fast food to manageable levels. Ground beef at any restaurant (fast or otherwise) is rarely lean and when combined with textured soy protein becomes a serious saturated fat bomb.

also, this line:
chipotle, i learned last night, is owned by MCDONALD'S. so yeah, no surprise about the lack of info.

is a little odd, seeing as McDonald's nutrition information (while not good news), has been available in detail and for a long time.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

my knowhow on diet is pretty rudimentary but i think the source of calories is as important as the actual number, right? so if green peppers are high cal i'm not gonna care too much

i eat chipotle a fair amt (i don't have a good excuse either) and i try to go vegetarian and skip the sour cream and cheese (still a sucker for guac tho, which is more lethal). i'm guessing the problem is in the other ingredients in everything, like whatever they do to give the rice its lovely viscosity, sweeteners in the salsas, who knows...

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

also, Chipotle sucks because they're stingy with salsa.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Star Chicken is the future.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

the mcdonalds link is overstated. they don't control anything (or maybe even own anything anymore, can't really hunt for info on it right now).

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the Rubio's Fish Burrito is the best deal in semi-fast food.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i ate their once and ate the most awful burrito. shredded pork something or other and like $2 extra for guac. this place is awful.

Dale the Panopticalist (cprek), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Try something else on the menu, they have like 30 items.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i was just naive in assuming that rice is cooked with water. anywhere besides my own home.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

They had their shot. They blew it.

Dale the Panopticalist (cprek), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is reminding me of a very disturbing Red Lobster TV commercial where a live lobster was running across the ocean floor with "Nowhere to run to baby... nowhere to hide!" was playing in the background.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Aaron - do you know about (daytime-only) C.F. Folks and the Well-Dressed Burrito? The deli b/w NH and CT (?) on the South side of the circle is decent. Do you have time to make Zorba's? Marvelous Market or the Burro? I assume you know Malaysia Kopitiam and are best friends with the empanada people. What about Nirvana - can you get takeout there? Kumi?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

You people, I swear. Wahoo's is the way forward.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I love Baja Fresh! The salsas are very good. I usually get the burrito ultimo with chicken and ask them to hold the cheese and sour cream and add guacamole. I'm amused that someone is surprised that making one of their burritos "enchilada style", which is basically covering it in cheese and an oily tomato sauce, will make it less than healthy. In general holding the cheese, sour cream and mayonaise will reduce the fat content of most fast food to manageable levels. Ground beef at any restaurant (fast or otherwise) is rarely lean and when combined with textured soy protein becomes a serious saturated fat bomb.

Haha, man, I wasn't saying I was surprised that it made it less healthy, I just didn't know it'd be 900 calories more!

Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Plus, Wahoo's has $1.50 beer specials every month!

luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and yeah, the food's good, too.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good
particularly if I want chips
but we don’t have queso over here yet. no chorizo either.

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

trying to get my head around living in paris and being so desperate for mexican that i ate chipotle

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

it is because mexican food is the best food

marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

tho obv chipotle is a poor approximation

marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

I've never had chipotle but they're opening one a few blocks from where i live so I'm going to go and be underwhelmed real soon

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

then be overwhelmed by listeria i guess

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

I dunno it was a good burrito! I can’t make them at home like that. Can’t eat confit de canard for *every* meal

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link

Can you get just chips and queso? I might do that

calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link

Stock tanking today, glad I sold my shit awhile ago

calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link

On the other hand, I think McDonalds somehow unlearned everything they learned when they had a large share in Chipotle

mh, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

"I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good" sums things up

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

i live in san diego and there are like 25 chipotle locations here ... people are weird as hell

the late great, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link

their chips are usually terrible though, so much salt

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link

you guys do all realize that Chipotle recently got shit on for paying its workers too much, right? Apparently $9 an hour is too much for the banksters to handle.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/18/chipotle-downgraded-employee-pay.html

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

The Chipotle near my work has the friendliest, most diverse, well-trained staff and the vibe from the people alone makes me feel ok eating really salty chips?

mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link

I am a salt fan

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:13 (six years ago) link

The chips are mostly good. Sometimes you get some really salty ones but that’s what the salsa is for. If y’all eating plain chips then I don’t even know why you left the house, Tostitos got you covered

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link

You have severe problems maintaining sanitary conditions in your restaurants. Also, you need to pay your workers less.

:O=

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link

i don't really have food opinions here but the chipotle i used to live near was a smooth-running operation; i moved literally one town away and my new chipotle is a shitshow, like i've waited 20+ minutes on weeknights on multiple occasions. it's a convenient distance from my house but like i don't go to chipotle to chill in line.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:24 (six years ago) link

always check redfin's chipotle hotness meter before you offer

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link

their chips are usually terrible though, so much salt

― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why theyre so good

Spottie, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link

yeah i love their chips but i also would basically eat salt straight up if it were socially acceptable

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link

same

also the whole bacterial thing was because of their locally sourced organic thing, controversial opinion

mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link

My salt bros, let’s cuddle.

Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link

<3

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link

i like the salty chips! also kinda limey too yum

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link

We had a party with Chipotle catering well after the outbreak, and they did great and it was great and everyone was happy. Around $200 to feed 25 folks, well packaged and easily transportable piles of assemble it yourself ingredients, chafing dishes, fires, the whole deal. Thinking of doing it again. Maybe we have a good location?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link

they cater work events for us sometimes & i dig it

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link

I went to pitchfork fest a decade ago and chipotle was catering the backstage area. Saw that skinny dude from Deerhunter eating a burrito the size of my head.

mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 03:00 (six years ago) link

chipotle online ordering works well

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link

i have been out of the world for a while so i been goin to chipotle lately just to like, engage in commerce, feels ok, kinda anonymous, fills a void that returns quickly, brings back that old feeling of being a wage-earner

j., Thursday, 26 October 2017 04:19 (six years ago) link

Can’t eat confit de canard for *every* meal

See now if they had a chain that sold modestly priced confit de canard in a fast-casual setting in every mid- to large-size American city I'd be all over that

(though I would have said the same about "Middle Eastern Chipotle" but actually it exists, it's called Naf Naf, and it's not that great)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

There's also Roti, another "Middle Eastern Chipotle."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

I feel like 10 years ago Chipotle had an unimpeachable burrito-wrapping technique, but nowadays they just hand new recruits a tortilla and tell em "you'll get the hang of it!"

how's life, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link

you are overloading your burrito

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

I think that's down to management not enforcing the training regimen

mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

near the campus where i work there are about 5 or 6 chipotle-style "fast casual" places and they all pretty much suck tbh

marcos, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link

Want you guys to know I bought a Chipotle burrito today because of this thread. It's right next to me in a bag. I'll report back after I eat it. Based on the discussion here, I chose not to get the queso.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

I passed on chipotle because of this thread. I had mini chicken katsu from L&L and am at peace with my decision.

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link

That was OK, I guess. I got the steak. One piece of meat was unchewably gristly and I had to spit it out into a napkin. Something was unexpectedly spicy -- the guacamole? but not in an interesting way, more in a generically hot way. It fulfilled the goal of being fast to purchase, easy to carry and filling, but I'm not enthusiastic about going to Chipotle again.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link

which salsa did you choose?

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link

Barbacoa you guys

Jesus

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link

mild salsa

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 October 2017 05:52 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

that guy who got fired for jerking off in front of all his coworkers at Chipotle is back working at Chipotle, i guess enough time has passed and he's learned his whoops he's jerking off again

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) June 11, 2021

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Friday, 11 June 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

This is the stupidest take in the history of takes.

https://thefederalist.com/2021/06/10/my-chipotle-bowl-just-got-more-expensive-and-its-the-federal-governments-fault/

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link

The final boss of the hate-click economy.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link

her pinned tweet (ie probably not worth giving this garbage any oxygen at all)

Can we cancel Dr. Fauci instead of Dr. Seuss?

— Kylee Zempel (@kyleezempel) March 2, 2021

one year passes...

Lmao how did I not know this happened? Old but completely missed me

https://www.businessinsider.com/chipotle-homo-ests-promotions-2015-6

stank viola (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 October 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

lol

Woman who assaulted Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job for two months

(Judge) Gilligan told Hayne she could cut off 60 days in jail if she agreed to work at least 20 hours per week at a fast-food restaurant for two months.

Hayne accepted.

In court, Hayne apologised and tried to explain the rationale behind her screaming at the Chipotle worker, 26-year-old Emily Russell.

"If I showed you how my food looked and how my food looked a week later from that same restaurant, it's disgusting looking," Hayne said, according to WJW.

"I bet you won't be happy with the food you are going to get in the jail," Mr Gilligan quipped.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:02 (four months ago) link

a 3 hour trial

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:11 (four months ago) link


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