Spilling drinks and food all over yourself like some sort of idiot

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I find myself constantly doing this. I am particularly prone to the "lifting a beverage to your mouth and somehow missing your entire face"-type incident.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha this happens to me mostly with water. I'm convinced waiters are giving me dribble glasses.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I spilled a glass of red wine all over a beautiful and posh girl's silver pants at a friend of a friend's Bday party, a girl I only met at the moment of the accident. She said, "Oh, don't worry about it... heh!" But she looked insanely pissed off.

― andy, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

beautiful AND posh

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

BOY, YOU BLEW IT!

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Silver pants, too.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Drinking problem, Adam?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.maroschi.com/AEREO.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

*propeller drone*

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I am presently wearing a white t-shirt with a couple of small curry streaks on it, thanks to an Indian lunch buffet.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

At the age of 25 I still occasonally walk around for half the day with food down my front without even noticing. I mean for fuck's sake! I should be in some kind of home.

― Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

my shirt today = coffee on left side close to buttons, coke (the drink, that is) on right of collar.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

there are kool aid stains on the shirt i'm wearing right now.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I just wiped some sort of food stain off the tshirt Im wearing... I spill crap on myself constantly.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Almost read that as "I still crap on myself constantly"...

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah I did wonder if that would sound bad! =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I accidentally flicked yogurt into my chest today. Like right above where I started buttoning my shirt. My girlfriend laughed at me.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i spill coffee/tea on the cuffs of my shirt very often

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

In college, my roommates came up with some sort of secret "club" that they belonged to. I can't remember all of the initiations, but one of them involved almost spilling a drink, but looking really cool in the rescue.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

Yogurt at work is just not a good idea.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I seem to get food on myself quite easily. Last night after an indian meal, I noticed I had bengan bharta all over myself.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

bengan your pardon?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 20 September 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I have an interview this afternoon and I just spilt coffee all down my new white shirt.

― Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The best trick is if you've been out the night before, and don't remember much. If you are a slob like me, you might just get up in the morning and go out, see some friends, get some food or something. Somewhere around dinnertime you notice you are covered in all manner of things - drink stains, takeaway food etc. That's great. Hope your interview goes well, Adam.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Luckily I'm not far from home so i get to change my shirt.

― Tous Les Garcons S'Appellent Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow in only one wearing since I washed it Friday evening, I have spilled the following down the front of my favorite navy blue hoodie: tequila, black bean soup, Guinness, orange juice, more tequila, bongwater, mid-afternoon nap drool.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This rarely happens to me but I seem to be a magnet for having things spilled on me by others. It's usually not that irritating but having to convince them you're not angry and that they don't have to kill themselves/follow you round towelling you off and apologising can be a bit awkward.

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst is when, over a random dinner thing you happen to both be at, you're talking with a girl you've liked for years and years and suddenly starting to realize there might be something there then all of a sudden out of nowhere a big chunk of delicious dead cow leaps off of your fork directly towards her beautiful vegetarian face, making juicy impact and quashing your romantic hopes all in one fell beefy swoop.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"...more tequila, bongwater, mid-afternoon nap drool"

Argh, bongwater! There's nothing worse than someone spilling really old bongwater on you. I don't really smoke anymore, so I had forgotten about the glamorous side of it - I once found a dead beetle in my friend's bongwater.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

People need to change that shit dude! There is no point in having a bong (other than the oh-so-satisfying CHUGGLECHUGGLE noise) if you don't change the water.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Really old stale black rotten demon splooj bongwater really is one of the grossest things ever.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh yeah it is. but it's easier to get out of things than resin.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew adam revived this thread.

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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