white women with big asses - name them!

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i anticipate this thread going down the doldrums, but since the other post has proved so popular, and apparently there are a lot of white women with big asses out there, who are they? and where are they? they can be famous people or local girls you happen to know? pics in both cases that are scanned and photoshopped would be handy.

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

whatshername, the one that Jess was always slobbering over, chick from Save Ferris, i think

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Ms. Melissa Joan Hart:
http://aldo062.free.fr/melissa%20joan%20hart/pic030518-01006.jpg

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

The problem with most famous white girls with big asses is that after entertainment industry gets a hold of them it doesn't take long before they are anorexic freaks (re: Christina Ricci.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

God bless them all.

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

ricci looked bizarrely thin in the last woody allen film. even her face looked a lot less chubby.

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Although Kelly Osbourne seems to be fighting gamely to keep her booty.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE IS VOMITING AFTER EVERY MEAL, DICK!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought Lt. Kingfish's post read "Jesus" and was wondering when Mary Magdalene fronted Save Ferris.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

if you remember correctly, Jesus spent most of the book of Matthew trying to Get Dat Azz

Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

um, do you guys mind? me and mjh's pic are trying to have some privacy.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

kelly osbourne is just 'big' so she has a proportionate big ass. i think the concept people have of a white girl having a fat ass and a black girl having a fat ass is different, if this post is anything to go by. im not talking about an overweight ass! vida guerra has a great ass, irrespective of race.

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Kelly. Jack should get the chair, though.

adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

vida:

http://plaza.ufl.edu/goldnray/Vida1.jpg

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Me!

Uh.... yeah, anyway... moving along.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Does Jennifer Capriati still have ass? Lindsay Davenport definitely does. Um, lessee. Picabo Street? All those German swimmers from the 70s. All those non-black, non-latino Russ Meyer pin-ups.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

racquel welch. jennifer anniston used to.

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Jennifer Aniston isn't a woman.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha oh wait how could I forger ANNA NICOLE SMITH!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Speaking of athletes: Misty May.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn oops, I was about to post:

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/08/24/sports/olympics/24cnd-beach.2.184.jpg

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

after observing various asses on various women from varying ethnicities, i think its fair to say that there are great asses of all sides across the board. and this is a wonderful thing.

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought this thread was going to be about naming asses.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Woody Allen

Huck, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

maria, do you mean like, branding them?

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Like Jennifer Aniston's butt is nicknamed "Patty"

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

"Slappy White"

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

my aunt by marriage on my father's side.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Whose butt is named "Spanky"?

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

My greatgrandma was Gladys. We called her "Happy Bottom"

Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

5 of my exes. god bless them all

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

names, numbers, and sexual turn-ons please.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

don't be g--ff c-nn-n

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Sophie Dahl (pre-diet)

The BFG, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

kelly osbourne is just 'big' so she has a proportionate big ass.

have you seen her in person? i was shocked. she's about 5'1 and a size four, i'd estimate - really tiny. she's got an extremely round face and the camera probably adds weight, but she's definitely not big by any stretch of the word.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

never seen her in person, no, so thats news to me.

dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe she only looks thick in comparison to the L.A./MTV girls she's standing next to on tv.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://tqb.com/rose/pictures/mcgowan.jpg

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.avninsider.com/story_images/2261-1.jpg

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.dirty.org/~bug/images/shows/2002/02mtmf09.JPG

Shelfy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.dirty.org/~bug/images/shows/2002/02mtmf02.JPG

Shelfy, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe none of the ex-Sinister types have mentioned Isobel Campbell yet.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

who can forget...
http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/1995/102695/mart.gif

rcrumble, Thursday, 26 August 2004 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

the immortal:
http://www.lucienfrancoeur.com/louisebrooks/images/brooks27.jpg

film freak, Thursday, 26 August 2004 02:36 (eighteen years ago) link

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Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Claire from Steps

lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
kelly key

joanna newsom

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 10 April 2005 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Joanna Newsom!?

pics pls

sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

If by white you mean "not black," then I humbly nominate Shakira:

http://aldo063.free.fr/07%20D%e9cembre%202003/shakira/shakira223.jpg

sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Sunday, 10 April 2005 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

every woman in my family

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Hm. Going by the "white = not black" definition, uh hello, MEMEMEMEMEEEEE. And I've always had a big bum, too, even when I was really physically fit and decidedly capable of running an eight-minute mile.

I am that unhip, naive nobody you always avoid. (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

there is in fact not a single photo of isobel campbell's bum on the internet.

(although i'm now searching for photos of just the streets of glasgow in case those photos catch a glimpse)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

found it
http://www.buildingconnections.co.uk/imagebank/pics/261.jpg

ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

None of the asses on this thread are large in teh bootay sense. Shakira doesnt even HAVE a botbot.

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 11 April 2005 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not the most representative picture, though. just the funniest.

sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Badly Drawn Kit to thread

g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link


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