How do you feel about the British Empire?

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Taken from an American review of James' "The Rise and Fall of The British Empire"

Once a maritime superpower and ruler of half the world, Britain's current position as an isolated, economically fragile island squabbling with her European neighbours often seems difficult to accept, if not comprehend. Although still afforded nominal status through membership of groups such as G7 and the retention of a permanent seat on the UN Security Council, the simple truth is that Britain has been resting on her laurels since 1945, if not before.

Is that how you Brits feel about yourselves?

toraneko, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hmm, comfy laurels.

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No, I felt much better when we were exploiting the economies of countries across the globe and imposing our views on everyone because we felt we had a god-given duty to do so.

Will, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Rudyard Kipling:
God of our fathers, known of old,
Lord of our far-flung battle-line,
Beneath whose awful Hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine —
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

The tumult and the shouting dies;
The captains and the kings depart:
Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,
An humble and a contrite heart.
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

Far-called, our navies melt away;
On dune and headland sinks the fire:
Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
Is one with Nineveh and Tyre
Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

If drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law —
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget — lest we forget!

For heathen heart that puts her trust
In recking tube and iron shard,
All valiant dust that builds on dust,
And guarding, calls not Thee to guard,
For frantic boast and foolish word —
Thy Mercy on thy People, Lord!

Nelson Muntz: HA-haa!

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Isolated? How can we be when we have Uncle USA to hold hands with?

Madchen, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

After that full English breakfast, blackberry and apple pie and custard, and a hot pot of tiffin, quite frankly dear boy I couldn't give a damn.

Imperialism in the traditional sense of the word is something of a dodo nowadays. Economic imperialism however is very much alive and kicking.

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I suppose this is the way you might see things if you judged your country's worth by such things. No, it isn't the way I feel about myself.

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It was the economically fragile island squabbling with her European neighbours bit that I found particularly interesting.

toraneko, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I don't see how being an international bully would be preferable?

Nicole, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

who is "James" — does s/he have a first name (does he have a second name)?

Economic squabbling compared to who and who?

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yeah well if you're talking about government then this was the general character of our EU foreign policy through the years of Conservative rule. Kind of different since 1997 (and even since Major took over in 1990).

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The British Empire is a great reminder to all that nothing is permanent, even in modern times.

DG, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DG = Kipling de nos jours

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Er, thank you Mark.

DG, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Lawrence James - I figured everyone else knew of this book because I did and I'm far less cultured than anyone else here.

http://britishbooks.site.yahoo.net/britishbooks/2912.html

toraneko, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This quote's really annoying me now. Nominal status through membership of the G7? Does Italy have a better claim to be a G7 country? And economically fragile? Like Japan, perhaps? Not that I really give much of a toss about these things anyway.

Madchen, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

We prob should be in G7 but the permanent seat on security council was an old bargain struck that now seems an anachronism.

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think you're justified in your irritation Madchen, I was thinking pretty much the same thing. The UK isn't a third-world country, despite what its detractors would like to believe.

DG, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

economically fragile island squabbling with her European neighbours

substitute european for pacific/oceanic and we have Oz...

australian insomnaics let us unite, for we are part of the UK....

Geoff, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Poor English and their former power. Now they bow to their rebelious sons.

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My view on the British Empire is that if we didn't do it, someone else would have. But marry the idea of the Empire (sans Emperor note) with other British qualities (fair play, stiff upper lippiness) and perhaps you may have got one of the better alternative. Lord knows the French and Dutch forays into these areas were not [erfect but - from my viewpoint - also lacked a certain elegance which became clear when the empire withdrew.

So maybe I'm not proud that we had an Empire, but that the one we did have was at least run well and with a semblance (and not much more) of a conscience. That said my knowledge of the actual doings and dealings of empire are more than scant so this view will not be easy to justify.

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"sans Emperor" - from 1875 Victoria was officially Empress Of India, and presumably this continued with the succession until 1947.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It's generally American commentators that get excited about British Imperial decline - a kind of 'sore winners' attitude. My theory is that you need a critical mass of national self-consciousness (call it patriotism if you like) to sustain global power and ambiition in the first place. So a lot of Americans have it and can't empathise with the fact that most under-40 Brits just don't anymore - a couple of post-Imperial generations and the national self-consciousness washes out of the bloodstream, and frankly we're better off without it. Nobody finds Sweden's transition from Empire to quiet business- minding baffling any more, after all.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

if not for clive "of" india et al, ILE would be in Dutch

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Did Dave Q write this review?

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But is the reason why most under 40's do not have this urge is because we don't have the Empire. Frankly I can take it or leave it this time (but then, I belong to the Blankety Blank Generation).

Empress Of India, what about all the other colonies?

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, it is. Basically the generations which lost Empire still feel its loss, and the under-40s don't, I think.

The Empress-ing (actually it may have been 1877) was basically a stunt by Disraeli to provide a big excuse for street parties and parades, to cover up the fact that he didn't have much legislation on the books. This is all from memory, history fans, feel free to correct. It was controversial in places anyway and wd have been more so if he'd tried to chuck Australia, etc. in too.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Weren't Aus/Can/SA/Newfoundland nearing Dominion status at this point anyway?

RickyT, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am not under 40 (I just realised) and am exactly the right age to have known the glee w.which our rubbish old land empire was replaced by a gleaming new empire of POP as the former colonies (and indeed non colonies) fell to our moptop myrmidon legions and nevah recovered hurrah

mark s, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

B-bu-but, what about us? Please, you can't just abandon a nation on America's doorstep like this? We still love you. C'mon. We look so dashing in red Mountie uniforms remember? We're beginning to think that you've forgotten how to love us, since you started just sitting there watching football all day. And we *had* to ask for that separation back in 82! You left us no choice! But the truth is, we're really not so happy living the single life... *cries tears of pure maple sadness*

Canada aka your ex-bitch, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It's true really. As a first generation Canadian, I'd always felt a fairly strong affinity and affection for the UK despite having never been there myself. (The queen *is* still on our money and portraits are still hung at our schools you know!) That was until I came here and it finally dawned on me that you fuckers don't even give us a second thought. ;)

Kim, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Canada = Pete Best of the British Empire

chris, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That's cos all you Canadians also speak French and probably have Charles De Gaulles big hooter on your coins too. British very suspicious of the French therefore we think all you Canucks are actually Napoleonic spies.

Pete, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So what you're saying is that our disinformation plan regarding our northern neighbors is working, then.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, if your definition of "speaking french" is knowing the correct words to say grated parmesan cheese or grapefruit, or complex phrases like "what time is it?", well ok sure - you've got us there.

Kim, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am an American, but also my mother is from a former british colony. Colonies suXoR.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Canada = Pete Best of the British Empire"

I don't get it. Does that mean America is Ringo Starr?

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yes, Australia is George Harrison, hmm, what about Lennon and Macca though?

chris, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Austro-Hungarian Empire = Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I reckon Gibraltar = Shaun Ryder.

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Noel Gallagher, surely?

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

To be fair, I had him down as Jamaica.

Trevor, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mark S's post a little earlier - genius distilled. What Tom said is also very accurate: ruminations over "national decline" are mostly the stuff of US commentators while the British just get on with their lives. I also think there may be a class thing here - those of the upper middle-class who were born and raised in the expectation that they would lead and serve the Empire tend to feel its loss more than those of the same generation from working-class backgrounds, for whom it was a more distant and less personal thing.

I don't approve or disapprove of the Empire: it's just something of our past that doesn't personally fascinate me that much, but I accept it as a fact and as a part of its time. Although Britain has redefined itself much more successfully than many outside it think, I would say that imperial values were influential on the BBC and on certain newspapers for longer than they should have been (and sadness over loss of empire still partially fuels some papers: it'll be interesting what happens at the Daily Mail, say, when a younger man succeeds Paul Dacre).

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think that "Imperial values" though were - are, even - also responsible for the ethos of the BBC World Service which is pretty much a Good Thing.

Tom, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Tom you are right with the Disraeli thing. As far as I can remember, only his Home Secretary had actually done any work at all and Disraeli was a master of spin who gave Victoria the title to stay in her good books and piss off arch-rival Gladstone who was probably busy chopping down trees and not giving a shit about Disraeli anyway.

Bill, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Just thought of alternative answer to question:

"WITH YOUR ARMIES".

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Indeed, Tom - I was thinking more of the aftereffects of imperial values still dominating domestic BBC output in the late 1950s, when many of the programmes were being made for a world already disappearing but those within the BBC didn't seem to recognise that. But, as I said, it's all a very long time ago - the imperial echoes (to quote the title of the theme tune to "Radio Newsreel") were largely removed when Hugh Greene was Director-General (1960-69). The great strength of the BBC has always been its adaptability, gradually removing even the tone of excessive (by modern standards) authority and overt self-confidence that was present in some TV announcers' voices even in the early 80s.

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I take it you haven't listened to the Today programme recently, Robin...

Nick, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think it's adorable, especially because it's over so I don't feel threatened.

Maria, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm not usually up at that time, Nick, and would be more likely to listen to 5 Live if I was. I accept that the tone of voice I was referring to survives on Radio 4 and the World Service more than anywhere else, but you compare it to R4 even 20 years ago and see how much has changed. I can't believe that the Today programme would go to the extreme I was referring to.

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 13 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

further to what I said in the first para there, I come from a German family (though raised in Portugal) and there's a pretty direct line for me of "this was terrible -> but regular people, like my grandparents, were involved in it -> how could that be? which encourages a search for deeper (and not just moral) answers. Probably wouldn't have been as much of a priority for me if my notion was "oh, some history thing, had some good and some bad stuff, others would've done the bad if we hadn't".

not that I think the Empire should be treated with the same degree of moral horror as the third reich, to be clear

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

there's this contrary pull between alterity & identity, & it seems to me the twin move of getting people to identify with the empire at the same time as condemning it is probably unrealistic. history can & should work within all sorts of frames besides nation states & any serious national history will obv pick at nationhood.

the british empire is perhaps less of an aberration than the third reich & the soviet bloc, prefiguring the current world system rather than operating outside of it & this makes the sense of moral judgment difficult. if ppl don't feel the need to condemn the foreign depradations of british petroleum & BAE then it seems hard to see how they'll summon a sense of moral outrage about empire. the sense of empire is subtler, and foggier for a lot of british ppl without connections to colonies beyond perhaps grandparents being posted round the world in the war. that might go some way to explaining the lack of motivating energy for imperial history, there's never been the same sense of crisis within the UK

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

history can & should work within all sorts of frames besides nation states & any serious national history will obv pick at nationhood.

Sure, which is why I qualified with "mainstream"; I don't think non-expert discussion and (crucially) the way history is taught in schools has gone beyond the nation state model...anywhere yet, really, and the possibility of that happening soon is probably as fanciful as anything else being discussed here

I think total defeat - of the kind the Reich and the Soviet Union experienced - certainly helps, as does the fact that they're fresher in mind than the Empire, which spread out over centuries. But in the end the question was about what change would be desirable, not what would be probable

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link

Also perhaps relevant that third reich and soviet bloc can be assessed after they ended. British empire winding down since idk the seventies probably hasn't yet provided the necessary end point

XP

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

definitely, there's a greater awareness of empire in former colonies where that sort of reckoning has occurred but for (most?) ppl in the uk there's been more continuity than disruption & it's harder to disentangle what is & isn't imperial (another thing that makes a straightforward moralistic approach a tricky proposition)

the way history is taught & understood has changed a lot so there is room for optimism there imo. my little brother is doing a-level history atm & is doing a bit on early colonialism & the church, it seems pretty good!

ogmor, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

https://www.timeshighereducation.com/blog/dont-mistake-nostalgia-about-british-empire-scholarship#survey-answer

"On 8 May, The Times will host an event on “the legacy of the British Empire”, at which participants will debate whether Britain’s empire was “a force for good or a force for evil”"

"Reappraising the British Empire in this vein has become a way in which race-thinking, if not outright racism and masculinism (The Times panel, we’re told, will examine the “men and motivations” of empire), if not misogyny, can be rehabilitated in a celebratory story that excuses occasional “excess” by evoking overall “benefit”."

This Empire nostalgia shitfest was brought to you by The Times, surprise surprise.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 08:42 (six years ago) link

Good to see it can only be considered as a binary either/or, no room for subtleties in modern Britain. Salute the flag, carry on up the khyber, brexit mean etc etc etc

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 20 April 2018 08:58 (six years ago) link

calling academics who take a nuanced and humanist stance on the excesses of colonialism a "left-wing fifth column" and then moaning about them stifling the debate is rather fucking thick and hypocritical, but I think they know that tbh and are playing to the "anti-pc gallery" - or something like that.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 09:07 (six years ago) link

even weirder that the dutch had an empire

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link

well the countries that had a colonial empire are exactly the ones you would expect from their geographical position in europe, i.e. atlantic coastline. even sweden did a bit of colonizing as the dominant scandinavian power. meanwhile, the italians started it all but went the other way, to the black sea.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 April 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

Only the swiss keps their paws off eh?

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:36 (six years ago) link

they devoted their energies to magnificent clocks, and the world was a better place for it.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 April 2018 15:39 (six years ago) link

when you have such nice mountains, why go anywhere?

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

don't mention what Swiss did in the mid 20th Century tho!

http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Journals/Military_Affairs/13/4/The_Dutch_Invasion_of_England_in_1667*.html

and this Dutch invasion and military defeat of UK forces on UK soil isn't often mentioned.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

True but they stayed put

If the Dutch were to attack UK today it would be a toss up

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

This came up in SNA and I half-wondered if it was one of

promising thread titles that turn out to be on ILM

Like "How do you feel about British Sea Power?"

as god is my waitress (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 April 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

If the Dutch were to attack UK today it would be a toss up

Tbf our brave women and men for some years now have to practice shooting while voicing the sound of a bullet/shotgun because there's no money for actual bullets. A situation I wholly approve.

Still a toss up though probably.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 April 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link

even sweden did a bit of colonizing as the dominant scandinavian power.

― Roberto Spiralli, 20. april 2018 17:34 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the world. no.

Frederik B, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link

Danish vikings trashed the place near where I was born, which granted me the opportunity to run an April fools story in my newspaper about a Danish viking helmet being found in our soil (our soil being polder land, reclaimed long after the vikings actually set sail here). The supposed exhibit of said helmet attracted a big enough crowd for it to be a successful April fools gag, and some people I know here still hold the Danish accountable for whatever insufferable fate seemingly bestowed upon them. It is a lie, and yet it is the truth. I am at peace with both coexisting.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link

Tom, I don't think Fred is doubting that Scandinavia has colonialist skeletons in its closet so much as taking offense at casting Sweden as its dominant power.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:24 (six years ago) link

I know.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:32 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUzzw1IW4AE9hdO.jpg
30 year War era Europe is an absolute fucking clusterfuck. I really admire historians who can talk authoritatively about all the different players on the board. In this pic here is the size of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in 1619 ... absolutely huge!

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link

scottish people still cheap to this day after being burned financially with the hapless darien scheme

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link

We've never been good away from home.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link

the lads got over there and were out on the beach getting stramashed, turning lobster-pink, and getting heatstroke.

they'd have fallen out of balconies to their deaths if they could only have built some multistory dwellings.

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link

I presume the Rangers fans were all rejoicing + singing a good ol' rendition of No Surrender to the IRA when the darien scheme went tits up!

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link

England has been a cancer on civilization and I'll sleep better when it ceases to exist

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link

Like Nazi Germany but for 300 years and I'm pushed but truth

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link

I typed pished not pushed

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 22:58 (six years ago) link

It bad.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:01 (six years ago) link

Doggerland Empire was probably more chill, but other island nation with ropey evil empire past Japan, bad as well.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link

Powerful island nations vs continental powers late to the colonial game = fuck knows they are all shit, but arguably the UK were shit for much longer.

calzino, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:15 (six years ago) link

Soul brothers me and thee

There's always mitigating arguments from colonialist cunts

They're cunts' arguments

Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 April 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link

of course every human tribe of the past probably had times of raiding and stealing nearby territories for the past 4 millions years

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

piers brendon's "decline and fall of the British Empire"

this book is great btw

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 April 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

Fast forward to today "decline and fall of the American Empire"

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

well we only managed 80 years or so, not bad eh chaps cheerio

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.penguin.co.uk/content/dam/catalogue/pim/editions/407/9781846147753/cover.jpg

this sounds interesting, from what I can gather from reviews he eschews much conventional wisdom and hammers the fuck out of Blair and Thatcher.

calzino, Friday, 29 June 2018 07:26 (five years ago) link

five years pass...

Dichotomy of literally wouldn't be here without it and disgusting offensively exploitative system.

Probably wouldn't be here either.

Grew up in its wake probably just at a point of transition. With a racist grandfather and then education payed for by the UN.

& now reading Walter Rodney who I should have read much sooner.

Stevo, Wednesday, 5 July 2023 14:41 (nine months ago) link

Another American pipe dream (mine, from group email yesterday):

Happy 4th, although I've recently become a British loyalist, because for all its sins and shortcomings, the Empire managed to end slavery w/o equiv of US Civil War. If things could have been worked out soon enough, maybe no American Revolutionary War either---and if we were part of the Empire, then the Commonwealth, who knows what other crazy evil shit that the world might have been spared. Of course, with American resources, who knows what else the Empire might have gotten into, for a while. But still, I think history might have turned out for the better, in a very non-utopian way (wild understatement, yes)...

dow, Thursday, 6 July 2023 01:13 (nine months ago) link

"British loyalist" in alternate universe 18th-20th Century Empire-to-Commonwealth terms only!

dow, Thursday, 6 July 2023 01:27 (nine months ago) link

Well we all know who was responsible for slavery in the US in the first place. Few things are more revolting than the British patting themselves on the back for "ending slavery".

Foot Heads Arms Body (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 July 2023 06:38 (nine months ago) link

America has set the bar very low in that respect, and all related.

dow, Thursday, 6 July 2023 18:30 (nine months ago) link

Being British is like being German if the Third Reich had literally lasted for a thousand years.

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Thursday, 6 July 2023 18:36 (nine months ago) link

I'm anglophone, but I sure ain't no anglophile.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:47 (nine months ago) link

theyre not awful lads individually i blame the schools

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 July 2023 20:10 (nine months ago) link

Another American pipe dream (mine, from group email yesterday):
_Happy 4th, although I've recently become a British loyalist, because for all its sins and shortcomings, the Empire managed to end slavery w/o equiv of US Civil War. If things could have been worked out soon enough, maybe no American Revolutionary War either---and if we were part of the Empire, then the Commonwealth, who knows what other crazy evil shit that the world might have been spared. Of course, with American resources, who knows what else the Empire might have gotten into, for a while. But still, I think history might have turned out for the better, in a very non-utopian way (wild understatement, yes)..._


“British historians (then) wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it.” - Eric Williams.

British imperialism starved Ireland to feed its own, fractured populations for short term wealth and has repercussions to this very day. But I guess that’s just other crazy evil shit. The sins and shortcomings in some places were so evil that the British took great pains to destroy evidence of their acts before handing over power to incoming local governments. To this very day people are apologists for these deeds in the service of a greater good that was somehow reliant on the oppression and suffering of millions. Fuck the Empire and fuck this starry-eyed shit.

half the population ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (gyac), Friday, 7 July 2023 15:03 (nine months ago) link


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