The all Dragonlance all the time thread!

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I found Dragons of Winter Night under my mattress today when I was packing up my room. I haven't looked at it in years (read: decade or more) and I was going to take a look at it again, but my father over-zealously threw it away.

But Dragonlance books! Should I try to reread them? Will I find them phenomenally stupid? Dragonlance! This is the all Dragonlance thread and embarrassing preteen role-playing admission thread!

Strom something or other (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, wonderful wonderful Raistlin. The series' existence was justified just for him.

I don't quite know what I would think if I reread them now, it's been many, many years, and for a while there I was literally collecting all the spinoff books. Must have been nuts. But the original six in their own stop-start way (much more smoothly flowing with the second trilogy -- I remember counting down the days to the release of Test of the Twins with desperation) were quite something. Mechanistic and shoehorned at time, sure, but still pretty damned good, a touchstone for a slew of us at that time and place, eighties fantasy kids who loved D&D and wanted a Lord of the Rings of our very own.

And Larry Elmore's art and, again, Raistlin. Best damned Goth in fantasy lit pre-Gaiman's Sandman, easy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

In sixth grade, all the students at the Wrentham Public Schools were asked to sign a plaque that would later be printed on the back of all of our t-shirts. My nerdy buddies and I all decided we'd sign our names, and the names of our 'corresponding' Dragonlance characters. Do1re got to be Raistlin (he grew up to be some crazy white-hat gov't hacker), W4rd1e picked Riverwind and a whole bunch of the cooler nerds got good avatars. I got stuck with being the faux-hobbit, Tenderfoot Tasselhoff or something, and I signed my name as Jeremy Tasslehoff C00mbs. I didn't apparently, get the memo that everybody else had chickened out on actually writing the name on the shirt. So, for the rest of the year I was 'Tasslehoff' or 'Glowstick Oreo,' though that's an entirely different saga.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Tassle the Hoff

Bumfluff, Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:03 (nineteen years ago) link

David Tasslehoff?

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

there was a sex scene in the second book. Tanis or whatever, the half-elf dude, got it on with one of the chicks in the group in the forest moonlight. My first boner.

Bumfluff, Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate to break it to you -- *sighs, gives in to geek revelation shame* -- but there were two separate sex scenes in the second book and you're conflating them. (The first one in the forest involved a regular ol' elf and an 'elf' who was really a silver dragon, the second Tanis and Kitiara, yes thanks can I go now?)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Well the point is something conflated at the time. But yes it's
the second one I'm thinking of, thanks Ned.

Bumfluff, Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a conversation about a dragon-tailed vibrator that Kitiara wore, which I swore was in the second book and so did Ward1e. Precocious yoots, we were, and imaginative, too. I feel slightly ashamed of thinking this at the age of 11, but also strangely elated.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

BURRFOOT

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

what was raistlin's deal? (i think i had a couple of these books around but i never got around to reading them, like those sword of shannara books)

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 7 August 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

In brief -- imagine the skinny, constantly ill, picked-upon kid whose talent was in his mind (and magic) rather than his physical strength, who has a much stronger twin brother that he relies on for protection but who he is also incredibly jealous of, whose sense of arrogance and superiority both holds his psyche together but also pushes it over the edge -- imagine that over the course of years his power grows and gets to the point where he could take on (the) God(s) -- and, quite possibly, win.

As a portrayal of adolescent-derived rage and frustration taken to literally apocalyptic levels, it's quite something.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i read SO many dragonlance books. i keep meaning to take another look at them, but i'm also scared they may seem a bit crap now, so i've not picked them up from my mother's house. Tas just fucking pwned.

g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 7 August 2004 07:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I found a copy of ...Autumn twilight the other day whilst tidying up. I'm scared to read it in case I still like it.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 7 August 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha I like how former DL readers all treat the books like they're heroin.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 7 August 2004 09:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I had the graphic novel adaptations as well. I think they only got about half way through the first trilogy.

Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 7 August 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha I like how former DL readers all treat the books like they're heroin.

Well, yes. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link

hi! I just moved all of these for the millionth time!

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay! I knew Teeny would step up. So are you esconced in your new place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

yes but I don't have net access yet, just at a cafe right now. But yeah OH THE HORROR of unpacking three million old fantasy paperbacks.

me: "we should give some of these to our friends".
mr: "you're assuming our friends don't already own them all."

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha!

I ended up giving away all of mine in the move last year. Something had to give and it was them, plus a lot of other stuff. That said, I still definitely want to get those omnibus-with-notes versions of the first two trilogies at some point.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned: The omnibus editions are massive and unwieldy and have tiny tiny type. I am sticking with my beaten to shit paperbacks that I've had since fourth grade. I'll probably take the first couple of trilogies with me when I move next weekend, sad as that may be. I might even take some of the others I have if they look appealing.

Dragonlance novels, as awful as they were sometimes, were almost always lightyears ahead of the Forgotten Realms, Ravenloft, etc. books.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

If I can be super super dorky for one second, I'd like to point out that the Raveloft novel starring Lord Soth (or whoever--the goth zombie knight dude) is fucking awesome.

adam (adam), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

And the Forgotten Realms novels all seem to come from the million monkeys/million typewriters school of writing.

adam (adam), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Raveloft

"LORD - SOTH - IS - DEAD."

NER-NER-NER-NUH-NUH-NUH

FR books -- Ed Greenwood and R. A. Salvatore seem to have been the only ones in that batch worth a damn, Greenwood cause he actually came up with the whole thing before his involvement with D&D, Salvatore cause, you know, Driz'zt.

Ned: The omnibus editions are massive and unwieldy and have tiny tiny type.

I collect Folio Society editions, this is just like that. ;-) I actually had the original hardback omnibuses from the early nineties or whenever they were.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Salvatore cause, you know, Driz'zt.

I could never get into this stuff. The only Forgotten Realms book I liked was The Ring of Winter, and I don't remember who wrote that one.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 7 August 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

My favorite of the countless ones I read between the ages of 10-13 was probably Weasel's Luck. That and the dwarfy one from the same series.

I recall trying to reread the main trilogy around the age of 18: the experience was seriously shameful. They're really, really crap (except for Weasel's Luck).

nabiscothingy, Saturday, 7 August 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco otm. there's something abt the group of heroes setup of rpgs that makes for crummy narrative. & the writing was pretty terrible.

but drizzt, yeah!

g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 7 August 2004 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

(tho i'm sure if i got a hold of those icewind dale books again they'd be just as cringey... off to the used bookshop!)

g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 7 August 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

The prose in the Icewind Dale books is a little off, but they definitely improve as time goes one; the series about the war with the drow and the attendant fallout is pretty fucking spectacular.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 7 August 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I think my all time favorite cheesy fantasy series was the RIFTWAR SAGA by Raymond E. Feist. First three (four in paperback) only, pls.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 8 August 2004 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

That's for damned sure. And even that might be too much.

My Secret Cheesy Fantasy Love -- The Iron Tower Trilogy by Dennis McKiernan. Here's the deal in brief:

MCKIERNAN -- "Hey, I've got this great idea for a sequel to The Lord of the Rings talking about how the Dwarves eventually take back Moria a century or so after the Fall of Sauron."

TOLKIEN ESTATE -- "Die and rot."

MCKIERNAN -- "Erm." *changes all the names but writes it anyway, shops around to various publishing houses*

SIGNET -- "Fantasy book eh? Yeah, looks good, sure...but you know, this seems like it's following on from some other story first. Could you write that one instead?"

MCKIERNAN -- "Erm." *makes a few...SLIGHT...changes*

And so if you ever wanted to read a version of The Lord of the Rings minus the Ring, the Nazgul, Gandalf and Gollum but otherwise pretty much is almost exactly like the original story but with all the names changed, The Iron Tower Trilogy is for you. The actual 'sequel' was eventually published -- The Silver Call Duology (oh brother) -- and as a piece of dedicated fan-fiction which essentially DOES imagine that Dwarf reconquest of Moria under another name, it's not all that bad. Not GREAT but it's cool. But The Iron Tower Trilogy makes The Sword of Shannara seem like the most original book ever written anywhere.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha oh my god ned, that sounds spectacularly terrible!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 8 August 2004 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

haha! nerds!

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 8 August 2004 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(i only read the first trilogy.)

(ten or eleven times.)

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 8 August 2004 08:21 (nineteen years ago) link

can i get 20-sided fuzzy dice for my car?

Lukas (lukas), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:01 (nineteen years ago) link

taking sides: percentile dice or d100?

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:15 (nineteen years ago) link

percentile, could never get the d100 to actually stop

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 8 August 2004 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha oh my god ned, that sounds spectacularly terrible!!

Oh, you don't know the half of it. The Elven names alone should be taken out and shot.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Best post-Tolkien fantasy trilogy: Memory, Sorrow and Thorn by Tad Williams. It's a bit slow and quite downbeat for fantasy, but well written (!) with good characters (!!).

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 8 August 2004 13:52 (nineteen years ago) link

His sci-fi stuff's shite, though.

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 8 August 2004 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

! with !!

I don't believe you.

Lukas (lukas), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I read that and...well, it's all RIGHT, I guess, but it was a little too programmatic in its equivalents to various real societies. On that front, Guy Gavriel Kay does much more intrguing and I also think morally interesting work -- which may sound strange, but he marks a step away from both basic good/evil dynamism as well as the basic anti-hero trope in favor of endless shades of grey.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

"Tigana". I read that one. Probably the best fantasy novel I read next to LOTR.

de, Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, it was a revelation for me as well. He has a knack for recasting past history into contexts which are truly gripping and involved -- and of course he knows his Tolkien, he helped Christopher T. edit The Silmarillion. His first work with the Fionavar Trilogy was him sorta getting the basic epic fantasy out of his system, and he kept getting more and more interesting from there.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I haven't read any Tolkienesque fantasy for seven or eight years, only 'Weird Fiction' type stuff. I'll check out Guy Gavriel Kay if you say he's good.

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 8 August 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Try Tigana, or maybe even better for these days, The Lions of Al-Rassan.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I start a Roger Zelazny thread pretty please?

Lukas (lukas), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Nobody is here to stop you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 August 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, if I had to re-read any of the fantasy books of my childhood, the Legends trilogy (that was what the Raistlin ones were called, right?) would definitely be the ones. Actually, I did re-read them in late high school or early college in a bout of nostalgia, and had a great time. I'm still be too afraid to read the Chronicles in case of possible crapness, same with the Dark Elf trilogy.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 9 August 2004 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

That's reassuring!

So it's actually an allegory for Lord of the Rings and not the bible?

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ totally gully dwarf, man, 8080

nabisco, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"two, not more than two"

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Further proof that Ta-Nehisi Coates knows what it's all about. Check the first entry.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link

What a great thread. I re-read Chronicles last year for the first time since around '88, and man do they stink. Didn't taint the memories exactly, but I do wonder why I read them over and over again from ages 12-15. Of course, I was also reading the Gor books, which make Dragonlance look like Pulitzer Prize winning material.

Larry Elmore may be known for these covers, but Snarfquest was his finest achievement. Which is no achievement at all.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i described the old videogame adaptation of the first book as 'frustratingly arbitrary' on twitter the other day; then this account (@the_arbitrator) automatically retweeted it as 'frustratingly definite'. i was confused.

thomp, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I had that game - "Heroes of the Lance" - for my Tandy 2000. It looked like the screen shot here. I think I might have beat it once or twice - arbitrary and hard as hell, like many games from those days. Played the hell out of it - only had that and the Nine Princes In Amber game, which was also rather difficult.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/1211426248-00.png

it was a bit better looking on the master system:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HqTC1nIImxs/0.jpg

thomp, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

because

Revive the thread Remy. You know you want to.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 4:26 PM (24 minutes ago)

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i did want to

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't there supposed to be an animated film or something?

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHrOfJ8_D0o

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh dear.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

The comic adaptation was quite good.

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 14 October 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

God, Dragonlance. I was obsessed when I was about 10, before moving on to longer (not sure about better) fantasy. I still have at least the core six books somewhere though I dread revisiting them.

seandalai, Thursday, 14 October 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...
three years pass...

Unleash the arguments

http://io9.com/why-dragonlance-should-be-the-next-fantasy-film-franchi-1520791414

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

that is a long book report

adam, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

I loved these books so much. I think the last one I read was Dragons of Summer Flame, before progressing to more mature reading material (Death Gate).

jmm, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

where are all the people clamoring for an in-depth exploration of krynn's minotaur culture? and why?

ian, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

He wrote Kaz the Minotaur also, so his credentials are definitely unassailable.

jmm, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

the wikipedia page on raistlin majere describes him as possessing "relative depth"

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

From a few weeks back but it's a good read

http://www.avclub.com/article/first-dragonlance-novels-gave-dungeons-dragons-new-205614

And basically hits the nail on the head re: Raistlin.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link

joe abercrombie* : weis/hickman :: arch deluxe : big mac

(or grrm or scott lynch or patrick fuckin rothfuss)
(adding swearing and embarrassing fedora sex to your rollicking childrens adventure story takes away a lot more than it adds imo)

adam, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

(in re: My reading preferences now lean more toward George R.R. Martin’s A Song Of Ice And Fire series—the source of the aforementioned Game Of Thrones—as well as other contemporary fantasists like Joe Abercrombie, Patrick Rothfuss, and Scott Lynch.)

adam, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Yeah the guy's current path is more than a little "Uh...you COULD expand a bit."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 August 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link

i thought it was interesting how much he harped on the unoriginality of krynn as a setting as i find krynn to be much more amorphous and suggestively drawn than say the lazy 1-to-1 mapping of the forgotten realms or something (tho i did prefer FR to dragonlance once upon a time tbh as i came of age during the drizzt do urden era)

adam, Friday, 1 August 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

Bump

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:07 (seven years ago) link

Cataclysm time?

jmm, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

Of a sort

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:15 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

I named my tabby cat Tika.

g-kit, Saturday, 22 July 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm playing my first ever d&d game this weekend and bought Autumn Twilight for prep, to get et into the spirit.

I'm pretty sure I read one of these as a kid but god knows which one, there were 1000s by the time I got there. I wouldn't call it great so far, but it's super fun and readable. I lasted longer with this than Glen Cook, say.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

shout-out to Dragonlance for predicting the entire 2000s nerd-jock dichotomy with Raistlin and Caramon including the nerd's slow descent into bitterness and evil

— sads mikkelsen (@corgzone) January 31, 2019

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2019 05:04 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Figured we'd end up here:

Fantasy writers Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman (of Dragonlance fame) have sued D&D publisher Wizards of the Coast. Complicated allegations, but the gist is they were writing a new Dragonlance trilogy and WoTC said it would not approve further drafts, "no reason was provided."

— Cecilia D'Anastasio (@cecianasta) October 19, 2020

Weis and Hickman's complaint references rewrites following controversies around WoTC re: cultural insensitivity/bias in content and corporate culture. If anyone has more information, my DMS are open. https://t.co/jIeK7Yk4sH

— Cecilia D'Anastasio (@cecianasta) October 19, 2020

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

I expect that once the details of this come to light, there will be plenty of facepalms for everyone

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

Although as the person who posted Taz Takes A Tentacle upthread, I am no position to judge the poor choices of others

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

We're all in this together.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 October 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

I don’t really understand the background here – fuckery at WOTC aside, why did the problems with one product (magic the gathering) result in the cancellation of another?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 19 October 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link

as I said, I expect facepalms all around

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Annnnnd all is resolved

https://io9.gizmodo.com/that-new-dragonlance-trilogy-from-the-series-classic-au-1846125826

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 January 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

Although as the person who posted Taz Takes A Tentacle upthread, I am no position to judge the poor choices of others

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, October 19, 2020 11:25 AM (three months ago)

dying

rob, Monday, 25 January 2021 22:25 (three years ago) link

A legend that lives on.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 January 2021 23:46 (three years ago) link

give me Otik's spicy potatoes STAT

ian, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Rob Bricken's (very great) column on old D&D novels, which has mostly been looking at Forgotten Realms stuff and a few side notes too, has, after dispatching one of the first spinoff novels, gotten around to starting the original trilogy:

https://gizmodo.com/dungeons-dragons-novels-revisiting-dragons-of-autu-1847446582

Unsurprisingly he says it's the best of the books he's read so far, which, yes.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link

Everything about the Raistlin bullying is OTM

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

Really is!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

i'm sure i've mentioned this before, but just to reiterate, I once read a Margaret Weis series that was, if anything, a *more* fascist take on Star Wars

also the protagonist was named Dion Starfire

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 August 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Bricken gets around to book two of the original trilogy

https://gizmodo.com/dungeons-dragons-novels-revisiting-dragons-of-wint-1847942044

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link


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