Passive Aggressive Delivery Services - C/D

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FedEx said my "business was closed" when they tried to deliver my Ppppowerbook on Saturday. Fuckers. There were 3 people home all day. I think they went up the wrong driveway. HELLO, MY STREET NUMBER IS IN HUGE GOLD LETTERING ON A PURPLE SIGN RIGHT BY THE ROAD *FOR THIS REASON*

asshats

now I'm not getting my package till tomorrow. 3 to 5 business days my butt.

Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

fedex should move their delivery deadline forward from 10:30am so that PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO GO TO WORK CAN RECEIVE THEIR PARCELS BEFORE THEY GET TO WORK.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

p.s. sending powerbooks through fedex is a waste of fedex resources which should be reserved for more important things.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

my iPod arrived

Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

the christmas presents (to myself!) ordered from amazon got as close as my front door before someone decided that it would be easier to send them all the way back than it would to ring any one of the 8 doorbells to ask someone which flat i lived in.

koogs (koogs), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

p.s.:MY STREET NUMBER IS IN HUGE GOLD LETTERING ON A PURPLE SIGN RIGHT BY THE ROAD

eew, they probably were going to deliver your powerbook, then thought "erk, how middle class" and then poured water all over the powerbook and binned it.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

HI DERE KEN C

Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

SOMEONE'S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, Ken C. didn't you know my family are LIBERAL BILLIONAIRES??!?!

Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Canada Post messed with me last week: they came all the way to my door and left a "delivery notice", but then they neglected to actually take the package back to the local substation where I was supposed to pick it up. Now it's in limbo, and if it is what I think it is, it's a birthday gift which will end up being overdue, now. Bastards.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm like a 3nd cousin of JFK jr or something

Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

you've misspelled "pwn3d"

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

buying a new powerbook ---------------------- $1599.00
fedex delivery service ---------------------- $ 25.99
purple sign with gold letters --------------- $ 20.00
internet connection ------------------------- $ 30.00 p/m

posting on ilx and get PWNED by everyone ---- PRICELESS!

http://66.51.162.143/pwned.gif

ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

MEANWHILE

My email sent at 9 am to them -- 9:10am (5 hours ago) gets a reply

trackingsupport@fedex.com to me
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Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr. W1lliams.

unfortunately... you Drivers licensse did not come out propper in the fax.
we please ask you to send it again but a little lighter so we could see the lettering.

thank you.

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i ordered a new mobile from orange more than a month ago. they sent it out, gave me a parcelline tracking number, couldn't give me their phone number. when it hadn't arrived in 5 days, i rang parcelline. the number was made up, they had no way to search by my name, address, anything. orange claims that parcelline actually did deliver the phone, and then a week later claimed that i'd returned it.

i'm now waiting for my new (o2, i'm sick of orange's crap) phone to arrive by DHL this week. it had better turn up. i'm getting mad now.

(oh, last year my dad's accountant sent me my tax forms to sign and whatever. she'd sent them UPS international 3 day delivery. and it turned up a MONTH AND A HALF later. she'd paid about $40 for the shipping costs, as well. no word as to why the delay, just arrived on my doorstep months late. weird.)

colette (a2lette), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr. W1lliams.

unfortunately... you Drivers licensse did not come out propper in the fax.
we please ask you to send it again but a little lighter so we could see the lettering.

thank you.


WHWGYUBHGWEQBJHJH2!@!!!!!

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh, I have to take a picture of my license with my camera

fuckers

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

I ordered a pizza from an app a cpl weeks ago. the place was listed w/ $0 delivery fee, however AFTER i submitted the order the delivery fee changed, to $3. so i wrote to support to complain about a 3 dollar fee being tacked on. They write back today, "we see you are asking about a 3 dollar fee added on to your bill, well (you jerkoff), that was the tip yoou left, as a one time courtesy we've refunded it."

so now i have to write another email to faceless delivery customer service thing saying that, no, actually i'm not haggling over a tip i left, WITH screenshots as proof that they are LIARS, just to save face to.. a fucking robot? even though i already got refunded? *sheepish/angry* good times tho, it was a v good pizza

lumen (esby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 05:53 (two weeks ago) link

was this app Uber Eats, and did you actually fuck up and leave the tip?

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 06:23 (two weeks ago) link

the app was postmates and I --purposefully-- left a tip! they tacked on a different charge after I submitted the order! I sent them screencaps of the delivery fee going from 0 to 3 bucks! I have actual proof of their tomfoolery! And yet, I just got ANOTHER email back from a different person there, also essentially 'yes sirring' me while calling me a liar... the nerve of these people!

lumen (esby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 07:06 (two weeks ago) link

I wrote another email basically 'hello, thanks for refunding me but you're wrong!' lmao

lumen (esby), Thursday, 13 February 2020 07:20 (two weeks ago) link


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