Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Are the Olson twins legal yet? I've forgotten.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:37 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Has Wenner just finally given up and done one too many Reddi-Whip hits?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

if Wenner was running the show it'd be Ashton Kutcher: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:38 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Wenner can eat a dick.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

They sure are, TR!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

A'ight now Ned, don't be knockin' the Redi-Whip!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:39 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Wenner would probably gladly eat a dick, no?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:40 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

POLL: HOW MANY TIMES WILL I CLICK ON THIS THREAD TODAY?

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

So far, 8. I'm willing to bet that it will be somewhere around 47 or 48.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

THOUSAND! HI-YO!

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:41 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Dude, "Refresh".

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

One time, for the thread will remain up on your screen all day. You will refresh your screen 2193 times, however.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:42 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I think Wenner's whole purpose with Rolling Stone now is to get enough money to build a time machine so he can go back to 1965 and have sex with a young Mick Jagger.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I hope we're not harshing the voibe by posting about Wenner but c'mon even Dave Geffen dated Cher, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:43 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

RS doesn't seem to have really given a shit about music since before I was born.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I'm hot, ready and legal: where's my Rolling Stone cover?????

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:44 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

highway legal!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:45 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I want to see a photo of Rosemary posing exactly like LL up there. then photoshopping can do the rest.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I just clicked on the arrow on the pic twice in futility.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:46 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Didn't work did it?

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

wtf do all of these new teenybopper disneykins have to record damn songs? i blame j-lo.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:47 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I'll do it at the next FAP where someone had a camera, Gear.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:48 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

NB: Clicking on her tongue doesn't do anything, either.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/90/38/6718309/5048451319006l.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

well, ready and legal anyway

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=6388250

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.kimkimdir.gen.tr/foto/2905.jpg

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

a us briefing or turkey one?

mh 😏, Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:16 (two years ago) Permalink

whatever, i just think she would try to take her responsibility seriously!

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:23 (two years ago) Permalink

okay so lilo is locked in for her 2020 presidential run, who's gonna be her vp?

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 January 2017 17:29 (two years ago) Permalink

I'll do it why not nothing matters

Treeship, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:10 (two years ago) Permalink

I Appresh Treesh

soref, Saturday, 28 January 2017 20:19 (two years ago) Permalink

She will not be ready and legal by 2020 guys.

how's life, Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:17 (two years ago) Permalink

she's six months too young, sad

mh 😏, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:08 (two years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/02/21/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-racially-profiled-over-a-headscarf-at-london-airport/

On “Good Morning Britain” on Tuesday, Lohan said that learning about different cultures and beliefs is something that “feeds my soul.” After repeated questions from Morgan, she said she reads an English translation of the Muslim holy book regularly but declined to say whether she was converting to Islam.

“I think that me studying the Koran is something that I've found a solace in,” Lohan said. “I just study it. Nothing is confirmed yet.”

Morgan asked her why she was “reluctant” to say either way whether she was “in the process” of converting.

“It's a consideration I have,” Lohan said. " … I don't want to speak on something that I haven't finished yet.”

j., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 04:03 (two years ago) Permalink

Note: Not addressed at any point during the Tuesday morning interview was Lohan's curious new and unclassifiable accent.

j., Wednesday, 22 February 2017 04:04 (two years ago) Permalink

Her old accent wasn't natural.

everything, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 05:13 (two years ago) Permalink

Accents are accent, what the heck.

I saw the interview, accent was vaguely English, unremarkable I would say

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 07:17 (two years ago) Permalink

Accents are accents, typo fix.

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 07:18 (two years ago) Permalink

Reasons Why 45 Is Gross, #129875 (In A Continuing Series): http://money.cnn.com/2016/10/14/media/donald-trump-on-lindsay-lohan/

"Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?" said Stern.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Trump said. "She's probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they're always the best in bed?"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 09:05 (two years ago) Permalink

Puke

It's always (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 15:18 (two years ago) Permalink

money.cnn.com

StanM, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 17:05 (two years ago) Permalink

as in, on the

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 17:06 (two years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

"THIS IS our president. Stop #bullying him & start trusting him. Thank you personally for supporting #THEUSA
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 4, 2017"

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/Lindsay-Lohan-Defends-President-Trump-Stop-11267405.php

akm, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:18 (one year ago) Permalink

Wonder if she's read the quote four posts above. Celebity ouroboros.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:12 (one year ago) Permalink

I expected better judgment from Lindsay Lohan, very disappointed

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:17 (one year ago) Permalink

Jesus God that Trump quote from Stern.

Treeship, Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:32 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Been quiet, thesedays...

Mark G, Friday, 6 July 2018 14:51 (eleven months ago) Permalink

It's been a whole week since a fawning NYT profile about her, and a day since she allegedly bragged at having a rival nightclub shut down for tax evasion

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 6 July 2018 15:06 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Hot, Ready, and Snitchin'

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:36 (eleven months ago) Permalink

sic’s lilo google alerts finally pay off

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:38 (eleven months ago) Permalink

lilo & sic

repartee is deft (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:49 (eleven months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

headline undersells it, if anything

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:51 (eight months ago) Permalink

TAGS :
LINDSAY LOHAN
WTF

Mark G, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

you know, i wonder....actually you know what, never mind. 2018.

omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

This show is full of awful, terrible obnoxious Instagram types AND I LOVE IT

boxedjoy, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 19:28 (five months ago) Permalink

somehow i ended up watching this. She is so fucking weird

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 10 January 2019 17:23 (five months ago) Permalink

fame is a helluva drug

sans lep (sic), Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:35 (five months ago) Permalink

i think she's intersting and i'm glad she's back on the radar. she's really the marilyn of our times

rip van wanko, Thursday, 10 January 2019 18:39 (five months ago) Permalink

wow this was really fucked up i didn't know this

There’s also the aforementioned accent, which Lohan most recently displayed when she live-streamed a video of herself getting into a physical altercation with a homeless family. It’s not surprising that Lohan and her family have turned, again and again, to reality television as a means of extending their frenetic brand of fame; it’s only notable that they haven’t yet fully succeeded.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:15 (five months ago) Permalink

the accent is hilarious. It's like this girl I went to school with who put on this mad accent to speak to her German exchange partner.

kinder, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:16 (five months ago) Permalink

Nothing is funny about this. She was a totally normal kid who was tortured by the media in her formative years abd now she seems odd and dissociative.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:31 (five months ago) Permalink

and when she dies everyone will say what a tragedy it was and wonder if they were complicit or not

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:38 (five months ago) Permalink

Her mom and dad being extremely bad people probably played a huge role.

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 11 January 2019 18:43 (five months ago) Permalink

and her being a child actor then young woman actor in hollywood

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 January 2019 18:46 (five months ago) Permalink

Yeah true

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:23 (five months ago) Permalink

really weird thing when former child actors or young women actors end up "troubled" as they get older and everyone reaches for some bromides about "too much too young", the pressures of fame, the media glare etc. when the elephant in the room is abuse, exploitation, neglect

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:27 (five months ago) Permalink

Yup. Hollywood teems with young Lohans and abusive stage parents, but also with Weinsteins and Polanskis.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:32 (five months ago) Permalink

abuse, exploitation

this is fame

sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:37 (five months ago) Permalink

(in this context)

sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:38 (five months ago) Permalink

I feel like people’s addiction shouldn’t be treated as entertainment, which lindsay’s was back in the mid-00s. No one treats other diseases like this.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:52 (five months ago) Permalink

It’s always amazing to me how heartless tabloid culture is. Like if I read the top voted comment on any daily mail article—not something I do often—but it’s always coming from this perspective of no compassion whatsoever.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:54 (five months ago) Permalink

Because they get held up as role models when they are young, then any transgression is held up to ridicule and is not tolerated.

Amber and Alice would take an interest in what LL would do, but they could understand bad behaviour does no good.

Mark G, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:06 (five months ago) Permalink

I think there’s a darker thing at work. I think people enjoy watching someone struggle—especially a rich, beautiful etc. person—a “serves them right” attitude. In the end that tabloid stuff is consumed as entertainment.

Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:08 (five months ago) Permalink

But also some people are famous, young AND awful

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 12 January 2019 08:34 (five months ago) Permalink


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