teresa heinz kerry: HOT OR NOT?

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i say she's a firecracker.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.louisiana4kerry.org/Teresa.JPG

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link

RAWR

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd hit it.

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

"I'm a little wabbit!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

did y'all see the pics of her as a grad student in Geneva on the big Dem screen last night?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link

"I'd put ketchup on her fries!" etc. etc.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link

"I banged her"
http://worldnetdaily.com/images2/kerryspaceman3.jpg

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Great, now I imagine Velveteen looking like that everytime he mentions he's going to soon be making sweet sweet love.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link

(rewinding audio of her saying "shove-it")

(repeat)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link

thats usually the outfit that I start out in.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link

A big, bright orange in a bright blue tube sock.

R.I.M.A. (Barima), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link

thats usually the outfit that I start out in.

Then it's the pirate costume and Adam Ant's "Strip," yes I see.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link

yep, thats the routine.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:49 (sixteen years ago) link

she's put a spell on me. i need some ketchup.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

?!?!?!!?

Then again, why didn't I think of that first?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:52 (sixteen years ago) link

The White Hand of Teresa!

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I think somebody's got a lock on the LOTR fan vote.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link

But what would their children look like?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link

obvious MILF

Daziz, Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link

FLILF

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 10:26 (sixteen years ago) link

total plastic surgery casualty

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

But she knows 57 different ways, y'all.

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

she's no jenna bush

jenna bush is BEAUTIFUL

roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Jenna Bush looks like her dad, the most monkey-faced politician of the last 25 years.

Teresa's pretty cool, but keep in mind that Laura Bush and John Kerry are the only two in this race who have killed a guy before.

(at least on the books...)

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

jenna doesn't look anything like her dad. she looks like an angel - straight from heaven

roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I was just thinking, watching the convention tonight, that THK is in fact pretty attractive.

morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/countdown2004.html

go nuts

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/jennabush.JPG

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, thanks man! Bye, bye, Grateful Dead wallpaper!

roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I like this one from the "baseball" section

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/images/baseball1.jpg

I find Barbara strangely alluring.

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I have never said this on any thread on ILX, but I feel I have been pushed to it here:

you fucking weirdos.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/yearinreview/field.reports/politics/link.george.w.jpg http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/jennabush.JPG

Same little beady eyes, flaring nostrils, gopher cheeks, frown lines...

I mean, I'd do her and all, but...

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

pp otm

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean minus the 'i'd do her' clause, obv.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Cutty, do you want to C on her T's?

Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

on her gc's

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, OTM on both points

xpost oh you would too

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

oh, ok, so there are facial similarities. I still have a major crush on her. I was going to make a 'she can search for weapons of mass destruction in my pants' joke but i like her too much for that

roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

weapons of ASS destruction ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I slay me.

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha! we are SO gonna hear it from the daytime posters in the morning

roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link

that Jenna "baseball" picture made my browser freeze.
conclusion: she is evil just like daddy.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

what are they doing hanging out with a casualty of That 70s Show?

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

dude everybody knows the chi omegas throw some wicked keggers

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Friday, 30 July 2004 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought it a little weird how far they went out of their way NOT to acknowledge the existence of kerry's first wife (in the video: "at age 27, he started a family...."--ahem with WHO? ah it doesn't matter). i guess the daughters mentioned her once apiece, IIRC. and i guess they didn't want the concept of "divorce" to impinge on all the positivity.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:48 (sixteen years ago) link

She needs to work on her posture.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link

oh come on amateurist, like anyone gave a fuck about jane wyman before falcon crest

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:53 (sixteen years ago) link

ha!

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:53 (sixteen years ago) link

i always forget that ronald reagan was married to a foxxx for a while. (a foxx whose daughter killed her gangster lover!!)

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link

no wait that was lana turner. duh. sorry.

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link

amateur!st - exactly what do you expect from a presidential hopeful who uses a fake last name?

roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 05:59 (sixteen years ago) link

huh?

amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:03 (sixteen years ago) link

stompanato is hardly a made up name rog

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i was just teasing.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link

and i hate dubya and all that too BUT the bush daughters (and nieces and nephews - wtf???) are k-hawt ESP. jenna who looks more like mom than dad. i'm not gonna hate (nevermind ignore what my dick is telling me about) someone just becuz i disagree with their father's politics. shades of chelsea bashing there.

that said, gimme cate edwards.

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 30 July 2004 06:28 (sixteen years ago) link

definitely hot

.., Saturday, 31 July 2004 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

teresa heinz kerry is still the hottest on the thread.

Maria (Maria), Sunday, 1 August 2004 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link

my wife's quote: 'yeah sure,
she's a botox addict dude!
but yeah she looks great'

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 1 August 2004 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

she reminds me of an argentine woman I had a ferocious unrequited crush on around 1983, who was also disarmingly frank. so, yeah, hot.

bugluv skistar, Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Teresa has that monied international flavor of a latter-day Jackie Onassis.

http://www.zepter-gavebutik.dk/Images/Smykkekunst/JackieOnassis-1.jpg

Very alluring. I bet she's a carnival ride in the sack, too.

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

You people are all insane. And not in a good way.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 1 August 2004 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

five years pass...

og ws

cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:18 (ten years ago) link

lol@ian upthread; wht was the origin of the C on her Ts meme again?

cozwn, Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:19 (ten years ago) link

cutty would have to reject her now on nn grounds

velko, Thursday, 31 December 2009 21:16 (ten years ago) link


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