― Teruo Nakamuro, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Bus driver: "We're going to stop here for a few minutes to give you a chance to spread your legs".
― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― sparkie boy (sparky), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link
also i know a joke about freudian slips if you would like to hear it: how many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
2: one to screw in the bulb, one to hold the penis...I MEAN LADDER!
― caitlin hell (caitxa), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― j.e.r.e.m.y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Simon H., Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Simon H., Tuesday, 27 July 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link
On another occasion I was in a Spanish class when the teacher asked a pupil who had been absent for the previous lesson whether she had copies of all the hand-outs she had missed.
"Sorry I was away" she replied, "I've got the sheets!"
You need to say that one out loud. Me and my friend were crying for 10 minutes while no-one else even noticed.
― holojames (holojames), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link
In a Washington Post article about De Santis suspending the Tampa prosecutor: “‘We need our prosecutor to prosecute crime — the same as we enforce crime,’Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad Chronister told a local television station after Warren’s suspension.”
― Mar - a - Lago, or 120 Days of Sodom (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 14 August 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link