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I cant see anything there bo.

also hello ^_^

wilter, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ya apparently I fucked the link up...s'okay, wasn't anything incendiary

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

that Teeth movie btw is fucking awesome

spoiler: she bites off dudes' dicks with her vadge

J0hn D., Monday, 30 June 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

As a 22-year-old male virgin, some of what I saw in this picture is quite shocking and had me squirming in my seat on more than one occasion, trying to hold on to my manhood (so to speak) and enjoy a well-crafted coming-of-age horror-comedy.

wilter, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

One night stand?
Now David Schwimmer's
Left a million
Little swimmers?
LYSOL DOUCHE

Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Supreme Court
making you feel antsy?
Spritz our seltzer
down your pants-y
LYSOL DOUCHE

Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

He saw and conquered
Then he came
Don't cry dear
They're all the same
LYSOL DOUCHE

Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Has your squid
slipped into squalor
Crack the window
and just holler
"LYSOL DOUCHE"

Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Not just great as
disinfectant
Try us you'll be
unexpectant
LYSOL DOUCHE

Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link

you can tell I'm on deadline

Dimension 5ive, Monday, 30 June 2008 04:31 (fifteen years ago) link

http://members.shaw.ca/revchu/stuff/men2zb.gif

salsa shark, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

that pic never fails to brighten up my day.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Dayglo anime
Surprise
Flowing freely
From your thighs?
LYSOL DOUCHE

HI DERE, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Tattoo on your
lower back?
Bet you need
to cleanse that crack!
LYSOL DOUCHE

Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://cdnassets.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/693238/image-4_fullsize.jpg?a76b5203

Lysol clears away the cobwebs!!

Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

"if i pretend to read this newspaper she'll eventually leave and take her stinking cockpocket with her"

Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

a friend of a friend of mine has three lips, ew. any advances?

-- lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 10 June 2004 10:52 (4 years ago) Link

Hold on, let's back way up to this um...sensual labyrinth...so that actually happens?

Kinda related, I know of these "identical" twins, two brothers, one has one ball and the other has three. I might have this backwards, but I think the three-ball twin is also the smart one.

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

At least they weren't Siamese twins.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

If i had to choose, i would choose one ball over three. I hope i never have to make that choice!

Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link

less is more, in this instance

Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah but you could just get one removed and be back to average.

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

'Did Hitler have only one testicle?'

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

where would they be joined??? (xxxp)

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

but then you would have left or right centred balls. either that or a big gap in the middle.
Also, i'd sort of miss it once it was gone. Not enough to not have it removed in the first place, but enough to give me pangs of regret here and there.

xp

Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I imagine they'd do some cosmetic sewing, right? This is getting painful to discuss...

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

woah, what if they could get all like a newton's cradle and smack their nuts really hard together to fix this dilemma. yeh?

yungblut, Thursday, 17 July 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://tinyurl.com/3ja5xw

rollerbeef, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

lol bomb

ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

fail

lil yawne (harbl), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://maudnewton.com/images/2008/20081111_lysol.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Five years later
five years gone
Look who's catching up:
Salon Dot Com

LYSOL DOUCHE

mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

totally thought this was the thread with my cadaver vagina stories

butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

the thread with WHAT? please find and link!

mh, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man

butt sound insanity (gbx), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

!!!

existential eggs (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

cadaver vagina stories

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

board/tabletop games

Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...
nine months pass...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F2UWMEUU

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 February 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg

remy bean, Sunday, 4 September 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Just remembered this thread. I'll always love you, Lysol Douche.

Madchen, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

"...and when they looked down, all they saw attached to the vagina was A HOOK!"
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:09 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"'Ma'am," said the police operator, "'The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!'"
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, June 10, 2004 7:10 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

this is amazing

sleepingbag, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

Memories, corners of mind, etc.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, that ridiculous AIM chat

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

LYSOL?????????????????
― luna (luna.c), Friday, June 18, 2004 10:08 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

leaving stains
all round his forehead?
izzy stradlin
something horrid?
LYSOL DOUCHE
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, June 18, 2004 9:33 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all-time.

c sharp major, Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

yes

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

genius

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link


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