Chris Rock: C/D

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Rock cracks me up - i like it when he talks about y'know, black people (actually i'm being serious here)

stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 09:14 (nineteen years ago) link

THEY SPINNIN', NIGGA!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Rock is brilliant. The comparison between him and Dave Chappelle is interesting because Rock is so driven and I know he really studies comedy. Chappelle has the stoner/slacker schtick. It seems like he is exerting a lot less effort for his hilarity buck.

Chris Rock has to have the best stage prescence of pretty much any comedian - he just stalks the stage. Seems possessed. (granted this seems to be taken from Eddie Murphy to some extent).

christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock is so driven and I know he really studies comedy

including the old 'just do a toothy grin like Eddie and send people into hysterics' trick

stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck her in the ear
Fuck her in the ear
Stick it in her eye
Stick it in her eye
Blind the bitch
Blind the bitch

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"He ain't talking about me."

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG CHR1S R0CK CAN U P1MP MY C0MEDY OK THX XOXOXOXOXOXO

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 May 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
Well, classic, obv. Matt Drudg's headline on the C. Rock Oscar hosting today: HOST CHRIS ROCK SHOCK: ONLY GAYS WATCH OSCARS. Pretty funny from the host. My rant on this artificial controversy

EComplex (EComplex), Monday, 14 February 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Rock is okay but his specials only made me laugh the first time I saw them, whereas Chappelle/Black/Hicks/Carlin/Martin/etc. make me laugh every time I listen to them / watch them.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 14 February 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Chappelle has the stoner/slacker schtick. It seems like he is exerting a lot less effort for his hilarity buck.
Say what? Chappelle is extremely well-studied as a comedian, and the slacker persona is the result of a lot of work.

Huk-L, Monday, 14 February 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I've been trying to download Roll With The New off Slsk but it isn't turning up many hits. The Tossed Salad man bit is so great.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 14 February 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw him on the street with his kid in park slope, brooklyn this summer (I think he lives in Ft. Greene). I went up to him and said 'Chris Rock!' and he looked at me like I was about to pull a gun on him.

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 14 February 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

honestly I can't believe he's hosting the Oscars. I hope he doesn't rein it in, lets go, and gives the Academy another great host that they can all say was a mistake (like Letterman, whose Oscar show was fucking hysterical. To me anyway).

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 14 February 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't mind seeing him in various projects, but his general schtick (Richard Pryor + YELLING) is just so goddamned boring. He really doesn't know how to write a joke, either via the standard set-up/punchline axis or thru characterizations/storytelling. He just sorta picks a topic, and then gradually increases the volume and emphasis in his voice until your supposed to laugh at the sheer *force* of his delivery. But for me there's no THERE there - no meat. Some crappy observational stuff mixed with "edgy" racially-driven riffs = pretty much all you get. Pryor is so so SOOOOO much better. Really it should go Pryor > Murphy > Chappelle > Rock.
(Chappelle beats Rock because he can fucking ACT and actually play characters)

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 14 February 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd say Murphy > Pryor > Chappelle > Sinbad > Rock > Carrot Top

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 14 February 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'd say Murphy > Pryor"

this is like saying the Rolling Stone are better than Muddy Waters...

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 14 February 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago) link

this is like saying the Rolling Stone are better than Muddy Waters...

I actually think this too!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Not that I don't like Dick or Muddy, of course.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

carrot top might be funnier than sinbad, but frankly i have never seen nor heard more than 2 secs of either and you haven't either, come on.

f--gg (gcannon), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the Stones more than Muddy (and there's no basis for saying this is inherently false unless you're hung up on cough-cough "influence"), but Pryor is still the best ever.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, and Rock is classic

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"I like the Stones more than Muddy (and there's no basis for saying this is inherently false unless you're hung up on cough-cough "influence")"

no, you're right there isn't - but it is a little weird when you factor "influence" in. Like if you told Murphy he was better than Richard Pryor he would probably look at you like you were out of your mind, he was so key in shaping Murphy's comedy. The lineage just makes it odd (and fwiw, I probly prefer the Stones to RS as well... maybe not tho, Electric Mud slays all competition...hmmm)

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 14 February 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you think that Carrot Top modestly deflects comparisons to previous prop/gimmick-based comedians? Like "Oh, I wouldn't say I'm in the league of a Gallagher, but I try my best."

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the Pryor's standup is probably "better" than Murphy's (and more "important"), but Murphy's made me laugh a lot more, so that was the basis of my ">".

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock is classic, and the Chapelle comparison is baffling, though I like what he does generally. Everything about his standup act is small potatoes - as slight and facile as it is funny, and more than a little accomodating(in marked contrast to his somewhat braver sketch material, oddly) - compared to what Rock, Murphy, Pryor, Hicks, Cosby and those guys are/were doing. Putting comedic "importance" in quotes is probably appropriate, but there's a palpable cutoff point where greatness begins/ends, that combination of performing fire and A material that comes together at the right time.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

well what am I missing about Rock then? what performance piece of his should I see? Obviously his Hollywood movies are shit (he's never gonna get anything as great as Pryor's "Blue Collar" or Murphy's "Trading Places"), so I imagine the real quality material's supposed to be in the HBO specials? I've seen clips that weren't all that convincing... hell, I'd even take Cosby over Rock. (If it isn't clear already, comics get extra points from me for being able to inhabit roles onstage, switching voices, mannerisms, etc. Pryor is the king of this and from what I've seen Rock can't do this AT ALL. He's always being "Chris Rock" = yawnzville)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:09 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost - Two questions about that: are you saying that Chapelle's sketch comedy in some way doesn't count, and are you saying that Bill Cosby used to be funny?

I would probably like Chris Rock more if I didn't keep getting him confused with Chris Tucker :(

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

dood Cosby's Fat Albert stuff is great. a bunch of his pre-Cosby Show stand-up is really fun.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh god, Fat Albert is the worst. I'd rather watch Ghost Dad, even.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Rock's last few seconds on Fear of a Black Planet=instant classic.

"Talk to me about the future of Public Enemy."

Matt Chesnut, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Leonard 6 vs. that stupid movie about Chris Rock running for President

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Leonard 6 vs. that stupid movie about Chris Rock running for President

Leonard Pt 6, easily. In fact, I've always had a fondness for that movie.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Rock is so classic.

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Shakey, just sit down and watch his first HBO special, "Bring the Pain."

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

well I'm goin to the video store in half an hour, so maybe I will.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Andrew - yeah I was actually limiting this to stand-up, which is probably cheating as Rock doesn't have a leg to stand on elsewhere. I'll take Half Baked, Chapelle's show and conspiracy brother over, uh Down to Earth, Chris Rock show and Pookie anyday.
Shakey - if you don't like Rock being Rock there's not much use in continuing, he's not a storyteller and he doesn't modulate his whole show as masterfully as a Pryor or Cosby but his insight more than compensates imo(his insight is also what seperates him from, say, Martin Lawrence, who has more performing "talent" but doesn't have much to say most of the time) . I'd at least watch a whole show if you haven't already.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

rock yells too much.

titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked the stupid movie about running for president, but there's just something about Bernie Mac that makes me absurdly happy.

Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I've never seen an entire Rock standup special, but I've only seen him approach Pryoresque social commentary (albeit from a more post-civil rights, middle-class POV -- which is his) ONCE -- the infamous "black people vs n*ggers" rant.

I did standup in NYC in the late'80s/early '90s, and saw Rock go on at the Comic Strip (pre-SNL) a couple hours after I auditioned. He was best known then as "Eddie Murphy's protege," and he thoroughly bombed. I admire how hard he's worked on his chops since then, but his Oscar comments (incl finding The Aviator "weird" when it isn't nearly weird enough) shows how basically unadventurous his mindset is.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked the stupid movie about running for president, but there's just something about Bernie Mac that makes me absurdly happy.
-- Nellie (nellskie...), February 15th, 2005.

Bernie Mac is like a sponge of troubles, he absorbs the misery of others but remains, himself, unfulfilled.

The Seer of Lublin, Tuesday, 15 February 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock killed on the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards, though he was already reigning it in when he came back in 2003. The Oscars could use his delivery, which works in just this kind of setting.

From the Orlando Sentinel, September 11, 1999:

...the freaky fashions on Thursday's show, which earned the highest rating ever for an entertainment program on cable TV, seemed bland compared to the jabs host Chris Rock took at the artists throughout his monologue and introductions.

Among those hardest hit were 'N Sync - or as Rock says he likes to call them "The Spice Boys" - and Britney Spears. In addition to walking away empty-handed, they had to endure being introduced by Rock to 12 million viewers with two questions:

"Are you ready for some lip-syncing? Are you ready for some real lip-syncing?"

Orlando's Johnny Wright, who manages both, said Friday, "The premature comment, made by Chris Rock, was overshadowed by the terrific live vocal performance of Britney Spears."

Rock's other targets included:

The Backstreet Boys: "They're from the back streets? Wooo, I'm scared of that neighborhood. I want to know who lives on the front street, Big Bird? I want to know who's going to be the bad Backstreet Boy ... who's going to be the one who gets Britney Spears pregnant?"

After the guys belted out "Larger Than Life" in black vinyl, Rock quipped: "Look at 'em - they got tougher. They're gonna change their name to C.W.A. - Crackers with Attitude."

White rapper Kid Rock: "Take off your thinking cap and lower your standards, it's Kid Rock! ... Kid Rock looks like a substitute pimp ... like the NutraSweet black man."

Sean "Puffy" Combs: "I know I'm going to get my ass whupped for this but ... Puffy's got a new album called Forever. Forever? What are you trying to say, Puff? You know if the album doesn't sell, the next one is going to be called How About Three More Months?

Jennifer Lopez: "You don't thank your ass enough. I've seen Jennifer on TV thanking her mama, her daddy, her acting coach ... you better thank your ass before it goes solo."

Ricky Martin: "He's stretching that thing ["Livin' La Vida Loca"] like it was turkey meat. He needs another hit bad - bad like a crackhead needs another hit or he's ... gonna be singing "La Vida Broke-a."

Janet Jackson: "All over the world this woman is known as "the reigning diva," but in her home she's known as 'the normal one."'

"What's going on in the music business?" Rock asked. "The same thing that's always going on in the music business. Black man does something; 15 years later, white man does the same thing. And makes a lot more money."

Rock was clearly not big fan of The Blair Witch Project. "Is that a movie? I thought I was watching a wedding in the woods. ... The movie cost only $60,000. ... Where the hell did all the money go? Somebody's walking around with $59,000 in his pocket."

Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember the Blair Witch line now. Brilliant... OK, the Oscars should be worth it, then!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Classic. It's interesting how, amongst the big four (Pryor, Murphy, him and Chapelle), he's the only one who almost seems to be moe critical of the black community than the white estalishment (which, don't get me wrong, he doesn't let off lightly, eiher.) (that's neither a reason for him to be classic nor dud btw, just throwing it in there.) I mostly love him because I can always relate to Nerd Revenge type humor.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock reporting from the 1996 Republican National Convention for Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect: "People say Colin Powell 'speaks so well.' What'd they expect him to say? 'Ahmma drop me a bomb'?"

Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Rock vs. Dave Chapelle is unfair. One is a once in a lifetime talent, and the other is just pretty good.

Chapelle makes me laugh, but he has misses. His jokes work on a few levels.

Chris Rock is SO biting, and hits on SO many levels it's not even fair to compare him to anyone else.

David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

>big four (Pryor, Murphy, him and Chapelle),

None of those other three have shown me much evidence of being in Pryor's galaxy. It's like ppl comparing any rotely profane comic to Lenny Bruce.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Once upon a time, Richard Pryor was considered the most popular black comedian around. Then, Murphy was. Then, Rock was. Now, Chapelle is. It's not really a judgement on their respective talent.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 17 February 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

A serious side.


"Mr. Rock?" U.S. District Judge Dale S. Fischer said brightly. "Project."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 April 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

[as Pooky peers into camera in despair] Scottie, help me - I'm gonna die!

Bodrick III, Saturday, 5 April 2008 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-4qxz08So

just sayin, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I thought it was v good, barring a couple minor false notes. Funny, well constructed and written. Lots of great walk on bits.

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 December 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

some controversy over gay hot-peppers bit

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 December 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link

eh didn't bother me. I liked how p much every character you would otherwise expect to be a one-dimensional caricature (the fiancee, the bf on the down low, the "bodyguard") were all given a little extra shading. the phone call w the fiancee was really good, for ex.

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 December 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link

what did kind of bug me was that even though Rosario Dawson did a good job w her character, it felt like the script piled a few too many pat, sympathetic characteristics onto her: a a former teen mom from the hood that's been through recovery/AA and is also the lead movie critic for the NYT, with a successful side-gig as a photographer with gallery shows in LA... ok

Οὖτις, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

Wow, stacking the deck there.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 December 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

what did kind of bug me was that even though Rosario Dawson did a good job w her character, it felt like the script piled a few too many pat, sympathetic characteristics onto her: a a former teen mom from the hood that's been through recovery/AA and is also the lead movie critic for the NYT, with a successful side-gig as a photographer with gallery shows in LA... ok

― Οὖτις, Monday, December 15, 2014 1:36 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, now that you mrention it, there was a lot happening with this character.

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Missed this, which is pretty blazing: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/top-five-filmmaker-chris-rock-753223

I will say, as an aside, my best friend is an Ivy League educated black man who has worked with Chris Rock, and he detected a real air of resentment and competition from Rock, who is not traditionally educated but who is really smart and was apparently really insecure when he was around more than one person of color with a top notch college degree.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 January 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

I'd say that's a familiar trait among comedians.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link

Probably. But I think what he was pointing out to me was that even Chris Rock limits his hiring of people of color to like one token black guy.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link

even Chris Rock limits his hiring of people of color to like one token black guy

what are you basing this on

Οὖτις, Monday, 5 January 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

Obviously not in his latest movie.

Also re insecurity, Chris felt comfortable doing this--

http://www.blackcollegewire.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4968

Chris supported a short-lived Howard University based comedy magazine

curmudgeon, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

I thought you'd be discussing his filing for divorce

curmudgeon, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

"Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got divorced -- he got out of jail after 27 years of torture, spent six months with his wife and said, ‘I can’t take this shit no more.'"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

what are you basing this on

Per the rest of what you partially quoted, only my friend's based on experience opinion. To be fair, this was maybe 10 years ago.

xpost He mentions the Harvard comedy magazine in that essay I linked. He basically sums its failure up to the students not being independently wealthy enough to doof around. As Rock quips in the essay, at places like Harvard even the broke kids come from money.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

top 5 was trash damn

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link

The only thing I remember is Rock looking over all of Dawson's hobbies and making a crack about not wanting to get too good at any one thing. Kinda stung.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Anyone else think his Oscar speech was kind of brilliant? I mean he kept setting up the audience like he was on their side and then socking them again.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

wonder what he has against the Smiths, given that Jada Pinkett joke

(i'd have voted her supporting actress for Magic Mike XXL)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link

I thought he was kind of half-jokingly calling them out for conflating ego with racial justice, maybe?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:53 (eight years ago) link

He was pretty great. He had the platform and he did pretty much what I hoped he'd do with it. Countdown to butthurt conservative backlash in 3...2...

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link

Shaun King wasn't a fan....

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

is there a link anywhere? this hotel seems to be only getting Cartoon network

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I just read this:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/oscars/king-chris-rocks-oscar-opener-lynching-jokes-went-too-far/ar-BBq8bZs?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp

But I think he's being a little bit literal in his reading. I mean I get his take, but I don't really think Chris Rock was implying that there are no longer "real things to protest about," just that in the 1950s/60s things were SO bad for black people in this country that the Oscars weren't on the radar in the same way. I mean only a minute or two later he had the line about a montage of black people who were shot by the police on the way to the Oscars, so I don't think Rock is being oblivious.

I also get the cringe at a laugh line about grandmothers swinging from trees, but it also struck me as an effective kind of horror/shock moment in a time when jokes about racism (including some famous routines of Chris Rock's) can tend to kind of soothe white audiences and help them forget.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:32 (eight years ago) link

he took a similarly scorching approach in a monologue he did last year (for HBO's Real Sports) on the whitecentric marketing of "nostalgia" by Major League Baseball: "The days of Joe D! The Mick! Emmett Till!"

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link

That baseball piece was amazing.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:43 (eight years ago) link

I know comments sections are usually a cesspool but WOW at the comments on that MSN article.

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

the comments freak me out more when I think to myself "y'know, someone probably calls this poster 'daddy'."

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

i try not to think about *that* part of their lives, it's none of my business

nomar, Monday, 29 February 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

Oh my christ you couldn't pay me to read any comments section regarding Chris Rock's Oscars performance. It's almost as if his hosting job was focus tested to maximally stoke the ire of human garbage.

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link

related: the NY Times had a section yesterday where Hollywood pros of color and/or women related Shit They've Heard in the Business, and it's impossible to pick just one... (maybe re Shakespeare "They didn't have black people then," or a producer asking "Do you people kiss your children a lot?")

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link

Here's the piece/quote:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/02/24/arts/hollywood-diversity-inclusion.html?ref=arts

WENDELL PIERCE
I was working on “The Gregory Hines Show” that depicted three generations of black men. It was on CBS in 1997. [After] the read-through, the studio and network give notes. Gregory kissed everybody, and so in the show he would kiss his son, Matty. This particular day someone from CBS said: “I notice every time you come in, you kiss Matty. So I wanted to ask, do black people kiss their kids?” That was the most offensive thing I think I’ve ever [heard]. Gregory stood up and said [to the executive]: “Everybody get out. You, come with me.”

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:57 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

did chris rock coin "friend zone" in 'bring the pain' or did that term exist before that bit? i can't find the answer online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zywIR_ZFLts

slam dunk, Sunday, 15 January 2017 05:26 (seven years ago) link

ok it was coined on 'friends' a couple of years earlier which is way funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pnMWvbFpS8

slam dunk, Sunday, 15 January 2017 05:30 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

tambourine is pretty good!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

what the world demands to know: how highly does it score on the problematic scale?

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

last joke was "god shows up when things are bad. god shows up when you get raped in jail and you're in jail for parking tickets"
so there will be think pieces

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:11 (six years ago) link

Oh good

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

ach that won't cause too much controversy. i was just wondering because it's his post-divorce special after he got taken to the cleaners by the wife he cheated on so i was wondering if things were going to take a turn for the sam kinnison

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

Eddie Murphy kinda has it covered rly

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:32 (six years ago) link

My friend dug up this blast from the past:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8fDpagpAMI

Check out how it ends ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

the "housewives are smart" bit is gonna ruffle some feathers i suppose; he cops explicitly to being a bad husband and sounds like he's tough to be divorced to as well.

his general relationship advice otherwise strikes me as dead on accurate.

i laughed! I appreciated he ended with prince!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:49 (six years ago) link

I thought this was ok but kind of a snooze. Found myself half checking out at the end.

His admission of porn addiction definitely makes the crowd uncomfortable and there's a weird lull there, which he doesn't really fill with anything funny. It's very confessional

khat person (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 February 2018 05:42 (six years ago) link

Yeah it wasn't great

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link

Grace Jones could absolutely have beaten him to death with his own foot

Haribo Hancock (sic), Monday, 26 February 2018 08:09 (six years ago) link

It wasn't peak CR but I enjoyed it and was pretty impressed with how honest he was about the breakdown of his marriage.

Last night I got this bit from years ago stuck in my head and I can't stop thinking about it and laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xte-aTS1_6k

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 26 February 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

The new one was directed by Bo Burnham. I don't usually notice directing in standup specials but it was distracting in a couple of places here, like the extreme closeups when he's talking about his divorce, and a few times when it's obviously a different audience mid-joke, like the front row is all black one minute and all white the next.

dinnerboat, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link


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