At one point I directly said to her "if I understand you correctly, this thing is a tumor, you don't believe that it's malignant, but of course you want to biopsy it to rule anything out." Her resonse: "Exactly. We will probably want to remove the, uh, wild-growing tissue anyway..."
So I knew what she was talking about, she knew I knew what I was talking about, and she still wouldn't say the word. I actually found this impressive, because even the word tumor doesn't scare me, there are plenty of people for whom the whole movie would have been over once the word was uttered. This leaves me with two questions for y'all: is there a similar English-language medical euphemism for "tumor"? And do any of you know any other gentle, soft substitutions for big scary medical words?
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:22 (twenty years ago) link
― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 08:26 (twenty years ago) link
So I went to the doctor, he looked at it, he lopped it off (using local anesthetic), did a biopsy, and just told me it was a benign growth.
So, Colin, I'm hoping this is exactly what that toe thing is in your case.
― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:28 (twenty years ago) link
my mum works at a sonar word in a maternity hospital. when she scans people who don't want to know what sex there child is (to be), she tells the ultrasonographer that it is either a 'hot dog' or a 'hamburger'.
hell! that's an unbreakable code!
― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:29 (twenty years ago) link
The thing is mostly just ugly to look at -- it's a little painful, but not so that I have any trouble wearing shoes or walking -- but if I kick the growth against a door while barefoot, I see stars and curse loudly. I thought it was a wart, my GP tought it was a tumor, my dermatologist says it's a tumor with a wart growing out of it. So I'm like Bob Marley crossed with Lemmy.
x-post: haha, Robbie!
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:38 (twenty years ago) link
― allyzay, Friday, 7 May 2004 08:41 (twenty years ago) link
― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 7 May 2004 08:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Hanna (Hanna), Friday, 7 May 2004 09:16 (twenty years ago) link
― allyzayq, Friday, 7 May 2004 09:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:47 (twenty years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:51 (twenty years ago) link
― The Governator (gygax!), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:20 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:24 (twenty years ago) link
"There were complications during the procedure" = "we fucked up the surgery".
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:31 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:32 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:33 (twenty years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:38 (twenty years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 May 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 May 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago) link
― sgs (sgs), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 7 May 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 7 May 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago) link
― sgs (sgs), Friday, 7 May 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link
More like a horsefly bite.
― Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link
"you'll feel a pinch" = "it'll hurt like hell, but just for a second."
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link
"pfd" = pissed, fell down
"flk" = funny looking kid
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 7 May 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link