Shameful confessions

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I admit it here in public, I have a fixation on dirty late night TV swarthy people in long scary looking coats. I've never been flashed but suspect I might be susceptible. So who wants to post a picture of themselves in a long coat for Auntie Mene's predilection...?

And why is it men get to sound seedier, uncle mene sounds so much more filthy...

What frightful late night TV obsessions do other people out there have? I'm creating a safe space so SHARE

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I've been known to stay up and watch softcore skinemax porno's on a friday night. Shannon Tweed is my friend.

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link

since I'm somewhat anonymous here, I can admit this dirty lil secret: I like nothing more than to watch old Passwords and What's My Lines from the early 60s.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I was obsessed with Randall & Hopkirk deceased for ages, in fact I still am

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I really really miss 'Not Fade Away', that circa 97 late-night half hour show where a c-list schleb used to pick and show their 6 or 7 favourite pop videos of all time. I think Sledgehammer and Heart Of Glass were on EVERY WEEK. Best episode - Eric Bristow.

JimD (JimD), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link


CONOR SMEDLEY (gygax!), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

when you say "late night TV" do you mean transvestites?

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 6 May 2004 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I ought to make a shameful confession on the behalf of some people I know who are hug dancing to mestar this very moment - you know, when the guy stands behind the girl, arms around her and they frot gently in the breeze?

as for Transvestites on late night NZ TV - I wish. So where are my photos of lithe young ILE gods and Godesses in murky coats anyway?

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 7 May 2004 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

is this good enough for you mene?

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 8 May 2004 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I have a crush on Damon Albarn. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 May 2004 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

The most uncomfortable trip to the cd counter to purchase a cd was Prince's Lovesexy. Anybody that owns it knows why. that and Accept's Balls to the wAll

uh (eetface), Saturday, 8 May 2004 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Holly Valance is sex on legs...

Uh hold on. That's not shameful. Still, can you ever get tired of making that point?

CRW (CRW), Saturday, 8 May 2004 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I just farted

uh (eetface), Saturday, 8 May 2004 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link

In some deep, dark, recess of my mind I'm enormously turned on by Lynddie England.

Sad Truth, Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't start taking showers instead of baths until I was fourteen.

LC, Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Best site ever? Quite possibly.

DougD, Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i like shemale porn

qwerty, Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link

also i enjoy anal masterbation on a regular basis since i was about 13

qwerty, Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:56 (fifteen years ago) link

The servant waits while the master bathes.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link

MJ's video for Earth Song makes me cry.

Soz, wrong thread.

penelope_111, Saturday, 8 May 2004 09:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually find the singer from The Calling really really hott. He's much much better with the sound off. So his fitness doesn't have to be intruded by either his shite music or his awful Californian accent.

Super-Kate (kate), Saturday, 8 May 2004 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to be the best hockey player, skier, and student out of everyone I knew. I started getting high and hanging out with arty types and it's all gone down the shitter. It's getting better this year but sometimes I just want to fucking obliterate anyone who ever encouraged me to be creative.

LC, Saturday, 8 May 2004 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link

my brain is mush
I am smoking again
among other things

donna (donna), Saturday, 8 May 2004 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

I am a naughty person

Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:50 (seven years ago) link

There are three Lana del Rey songs that I enjoy.

emilys., Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:58 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

I occasionally make thinly-veiled "jokey" but actually angry sarcastic comments on my mom's annoying facebook posts. These posts usually imply that she is somehow being hypocritical and/or hyperbolic.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:13 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

oh yeah totally do that to dad

i learned the sultans of swing solo purely to offend the ilx sandbox

CSI BONO (darraghmac), Monday, 3 March 2014 02:44 (five years ago) link

There are only three Lana del Rey songs that I enjoy.

― emilys., Tuesday, September 11, 2012 4:58 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fixed. lana del rey is a treasure.

james franco, Monday, 3 March 2014 02:46 (five years ago) link

five years pass...

I glanced at a book a colleague of mine was looking at, an advanced English language course thing, and the page was headed 'I Have A Dream', and I immediately thought it was referring to ABBA, not Martin Luther King :(

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 10:31 (three months ago) link

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